/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>6690944

>>4480431
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP ANIME IS BAD AND WRONG AND THAT IMAGE PROVES IT

>>4037773
*SMACK*

>>3741412
*bursts into the room, belt in hand*
MODS ARE DEAD, POST THE *SMACK* PASTA

>>3564341
This, fucking christ

>>3517148
Mediocre and boring garbage. Kys

>>3516510
>>3516538
That's a professional artists schedule. You aren't a professional artist, are you? What makes you think you can keep up with their schedule then? You don't ACTUALLY think that following their schedule would make you as good as them, do you? Retard?

The only schedule you need to follow is to JUST DRAW, EVERY DAY.
Something. Anything. Half a page, or half a sketchbook - for as long as each takes. The time you spend writing up a schedule is time that should've been spent drawing, you fucking idiot. The time I spent writing this out should've been spent drawing, you fucking crab. HEY, YOU, READING THIS, WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU DRAWING?

JUST. FUCKING. DRAW.

*bursts into the living room, belt in hand*

YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU RETARDED LITTLE SHIT!!

*yanks you by the arm from the keyboard*

WHAT DID I TELL YOU? WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSTING THESE GARBAGE THREADS ON THE INTERNET?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?!!

*throws you on the ground*
*lays into you mercilessly with the belt*
*smack*
*smack*
*smack*
*smack*

YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!! *smack*

YOU *smack* FUCKING *smack* DISGRACE!!

STOP MAKING RETARDED THREADS *smack* FOR YOUR *STUPID* IDEAS! *smack*

JUST *smack* FUCKING *smack* STOP IT!!!! *smack*

*smack*
*smack*
*smack*

*you're hardly moving now*

*smack*

GET UP!! GET THE FUCK UP!!! *yanks you to your feet*

NOW YOU WALK THE FUCK BACK UP TO YOUR ROOM, AND YOU DO YOUR *FUCKING* STUDIES. AND IF YOU PULL THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN?!! *snaps belt at you*

Serious artists don't give good advice. Why would you build competition for yourself? Art's competitive enough.
Secure artists give all the advice they can. This reinforces their own security to them. Thing is, it only takes a little bit of mental gymnastics to become secure with your own art (i-it's muh style).
It's rare that a serious artist is secure with their own art, but when they are they're willing to provide materials and advice for other artists. For example, the proverbial loomis books.

The only critique you're going to get from a serious artist is which parts of your work are shit and exactly how shit they are. Anything more and they're digging a hole for themselves, which means they're secure with their own art, which means they cannot be trusted.
Actual secure serious artists have plenty of materials for you to go over. If you're a serious artist yourself then you'll use those materials to fix what you were told was shit.

Now, if you're an insecure artist, you'll bitch and whine until you find the one faggot willing to tell you you're special and drown out everyone who doesn't. You'll listen to the secure art faggots, become one yourself, and perpetuate artistic diseases like tumblr noses.
If you're an insecure artist, you don't deserve to get good. So the next time someone constructively tells you to fuck off, go ahead and listen to them.

You *must* post in this thread if you have at any point in your /ic/ career posted the /ic/ newfag admonishing "*smack*" copypasta. I'm really curious to how many or how few people have perpetuated this thing. Call this our one meta thread if you have to

>>3067489
YOU DID IT AGAIN?

*closes the door and locks it*

WHAT DID I TELL YOU, NEWFAG? WHAT THE *FUCK* DID I TELL YOU LAST TIME?

*undos belt*
*grabs you from behind*

STOP MAKING YOUR OWN FUCKING THREADS!

*throws you on the couch*
*starts beating you with the belt*
*smack*
*smack*
*smack*

STOP *smack* MAKING *smack* YOUR *smack* OWN *smack* THREADS!!

READ THE FUCKING STICKY! *smack*

POST IN THREADS THAT ALREADY EXIST!!! *smack*

*you're bleeding and crying now*
*smack*
*smack*

GET *smack* IT THROUGH *smack* YOUR SKULL!! *smack*

YOU'RE WHY MOMMY LEFT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! *smack*

STOP MAKING ME DO THIS!! *smack*

*smack*
*smack*
*smack*
*smack*

FUCK!!

*throws you to the ground*
*you lay in a heap sobbing*
*reties belt*

I HAD BETTER NOT SEE ANOTHER *FUCKING* THREAD FROM YOU AGAIN. YOU POST IN THAT GODDAMNED /BEG/ THREAD WITH YOUR RETARD FRIENDS AND YOU DON'T COME OUT AGAIN!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!!

*unlocks door*
*leaves you to find the loomis books*

>>3000930
>HOW DOES THIS WORK?!
>THERE'S SOMETHING I DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT HOW THE BOARD OR SITE WORKS!!
>NO, I WON'T WAIT!
>N O, I WON'T LURK!!
>SO FEED ME!
>FUCKING FEED ME!!
>SPOONFEED ME, NOW! NOW, HURRY!! NOW!!! NOWWWW!!!
>F E E D M E ! ! !

YOU DID IT AGAIN?

*closes the door and locks it*

WHAT DID I TELL YOU, NEWFAG? WHAT THE *FUCK* DID I TELL YOU LAST TIME--HEY, WAIT!

*snatches your paper from you*

IS THIS-- *looks closer*

IS THIS PORN?!! HAVE YOU BEEN DRAWING FUCKING PORN?!!

*undos belt*
*grabs you from behind*

YOU MADE YOUR OWN FUCKING THREAD AND IT WAS FOR FUCKING PORN?!!!!

*throws you on the couch*
*starts beating you with the belt*
*smack*
*smack*
*smack*

STOP *smack* MAKING *smack* YOUR *smack* OWN *smack* THREADS!!

READ THE FUCKING STICKY! *smack*

POST IN THREADS THAT ALREADY EXIST!!! *smack*

*you're bleeding and crying now*
*smack*
*smack*

GET *smack* IT THROUGH *smack* YOUR SKULL!! *smack*

IF I EVER *smack* CATCH YOU MAKING PORN *smack* AGAIN BEFORE YOU'RE GOOD, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! *smack*

I AM SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTED! *smack*

STOP MAKING ME DO THIS!! *smack*

*smack*
*smack*
*smack*
*smack*

FUCK!!

*throws you to the ground*
*you lay in a heap sobbing*
*reties belt*

I HAD BETTER NOT SEE ANOTHER *FUCKING* THREAD FROM YOU AGAIN. I CANNOT *BELIEVE* YOU WERE TRYING TO MAKE SOME AUTISTIC *FUCKING* PORN. YOU GO BACK AND POST IN /BEG/ WITH YOUR RETARD FRIENDS AND YOU DON'T COME OUT AGAIN!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!!

*unlocks door*
*leaves you to find the loomis books*

>>2955341
>not the edited angrier one

YOU DID IT AGAIN?

*closes the door and locks it*

WHAT DID I TELL YOU, NEWFAG? WHAT THE *FUCK* DID I TELL YOU LAST TIME?

*undos belt*
*grabs you from behind*

STOP SHITPOSTING!

*throws you on the couch*
*starts beating you with the belt*
*smack*
*smack*
*smack*

STOP *smack* SHIT *smack* FUCKING *smack* POSTING!!!

READ THE FUCKING STICKY! *smack*

POST IN THREADS THAT ALREADY EXIST!!! *smack*

*you're bleeding and crying now*
*smack*
*smack*

GET *smack* IT THROUGH *smack* YOUR SKULL!! *smack*

YOU'RE WHY MOMMY LEFT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! *smack*

STOP MAKING ME DO THIS!! *smack*

*smack*
*smack*
*smack*
*smack*

FUCK!!

*throws you to the ground*
*you lay in a heap sobbing*
*reties belt*

I HAD BETTER NOT SEE ANOTHER *FUCKING* SHITPOST FROM YOU AGAIN. YOU POST IN THAT GODDAMNED /BEG/ THREAD WITH YOUR RETARD FRIENDS AND YOU DON'T COME OUT AGAIN!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!!

*unlocks door*
*leaves you to find the loomis books*

YOU DID IT AGAIN?

*closes the door and locks it*

WHAT DID I TELL YOU, NEWFAG? WHAT THE *FUCK* DID I TELL YOU LAST TIME?

*undos belt*
*grabs you from behind*

STOP SHITPOSTING!

*throws you on the couch*
*starts beating you with the belt*
*smack*
*smack*
*smack*

STOP *smack* SHIT *smack* FUCKING *smack* POSTING!!!

READ THE FUCKING STICKY! *smack*

POST IN THREADS THAT ALREADY EXIST!!! *smack*

*you're bleeding and crying now*
*smack*
*smack*

GET *smack* IT THROUGH *smack* YOUR SKULL!! *smack*

YOU'RE WHY MOMMY LEFT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! *smack*

STOP MAKING ME DO THIS!! *smack*

*smack*
*smack*
*smack*
*smack*

FUCK!!

*throws you to the ground*
*you lay in a heap sobbing*
*reties belt*

I HAD BETTER NOT SEE ANOTHER *FUCKING* SHITPOST FROM YOU AGAIN. YOU POST IN THAT GODDAMNED /BEG/ THREAD WITH YOUR RETARD FRIENDS AND YOU DON'T COME OUT AGAIN!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!!

*unlocks door*
*leaves you to find the loomis books*