/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>tfw drawing a psycho murdering and strangling women
>FBI arrest me
>judge: If you draw murders youre a murderer, only murderers do that
>get send to jail
>6.8 nigger celmate
>asks me what im in for
>explain it to him
>he cowers in fear and offers me his boipussy
>aryan brotherhood make me their leader as long as i promise not to draw them getting murdered

true story

WHAT THE HUCK IS CHANGIGN MY BRSUHS SIZE IN TVPAITN I LITEREALLY CANNOTN DO IT IFD I TRY MY WACOM CRAPLET AAAAA SUCSK

>>3475802
We had a deal, OP

>>3205728
I posted a vague version of this somewhere and I was called a fag for not accepting but here it goes:
>Make an account on furaffinity because I was desperate and poor.
>Notice I don't actually draw porn but generic cute stuff
>Someone PMs me about a commission
>Ask about if it could be a little sexy
>I accept because why not
>Their OC looks like it was taken out of Digimon(Similar to Agumon)
>They send a super candid image of the character as a reference. >Something like the OC standing with a sad face, looking down, dressed in a shirt and baggy pants.
>The person ask me to draw it tall, muscular and wearing a speedo
>Bold they want me to put emphasis on his bulge.
>Alright, so far nothing that weird.
>They ask for a sketch of it before paying.
>I don't usually do that but since I was again, poor and desperate I accepted.
>Send sketch, they quickly replied the bulge was not big enough.
>I confusedly asked how big they wanted it to be.
>They vaguely ask it to be bigger but don't clearly state how big.
>I made it bigger conserving the proportions of the fucking notdigimon.
>Again, the person asks it to make it bigger.
>After the third change, I told them making it even bigger would look retarded because proportions.
>They don't care and ask again to make it bigger.
>I was pissed but made it bigger
>Yet again, they asked it BIGGER
>I said nope and told them I was not into that kind of commissions.
Looking back, I would have crossed to the /d/ valley and made it fucking big but I could feel the lust of this degenerate every time they sent a PM.

>>2914353
nobody here has the spine to get a rival who is actually skilled.
they want someone who is worse than them so they can feel good about themselves, but good enough so that they actually can put in the effort without automatically receiving normie praise.

I swear to god if i can find someone who is around my skill level who can btfo me, and i can btfo them i'll fucking cry.

it's not fair. art rivals is they gayest thing ever that i'll never have b/c i'm above /beg/ and below 'make it'.

i've got it up to 16 hours though, i'll fucking show them who's boss.

>See an artist that is better than me with a successful social life
>Can't help be feel angry

I've ramped it up to 10 hours a day.
I'll show these fucking normies who the boss is.

>>2729567
LOOK MAN, HE MAY HAVE A BAD FEE-FEE, BUT CHECK THIS FOO-FOO

>See an artist that is better than me with a successful social life
>Can't help be feel angry

I've ramped it up to 10 hours a day.
I'll show these fucking normies who the boss is.

>>2627976
>stem meme

What?

Are you calling It a meme because you know you will never be able to graduate from one but still don't want to believe you're not stupid so you alter your reality?

>>2625666
>Spending time in psychiatric hospitals

Can you learn to draw in a psychiatric hospital? Like, do they even let you use a sharp pencil?

WHY DO MY GESTURES COME OUT AS OUTLINES INSTEAD OF THE GESTURE ITSELF
IT'S EITHER STICKMAN OR OUTLINES, NOTHING INBETWEEN

>>2578124

25 is still young, I know how to make you improve faster, just read the new Steve Houston book or Michael Hampton, seriously.

Also this

1: Read Perspective Made Easy and do all the exercises.
2: Read How to Draw by Scott Robertson and do all the exercises and watch the videos.
3: Read Figure Drawing by Andrew Loomis and/or Michael Hampton and do all the exercises.
4: Read Drawing the Head and Hands by Loomis and do all the exercises.
5: Read Force by Michael Mattesi.
6: Read How to Render by Scott Robertson and do all the exercises.
7: Read Color and Light by James Gurney and do all the exercises.

There you go, with 4 hours of focused practice a day (don't check your smartphone every 30 seconds) this training will last a whole year or a bit more. Also you need money to buy the books and a cintiq or intuos pro and ellipse templates etc.

After you complete that just do what you want for a while, explore styles, what you like to paint and such. THEN make a list of the things you are not good at and you want to learn and get to it.

Haven't done this in a long time
Let's do this shit