/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>Anon, my boy, those are some amazing naked lady drawings you got in that there little sketchbook! I bet you must get a lot of phone numbers from alla' dem pretty dames! Norman Rockwell and Jackson Pollock ain't got nothin' on you, sonny!

>Like this one right here, wearing that pretty little swimsuit! Wowzer, she's a bombshell on the beach, and not the kind I lost friends to in Normandy! Why not take her out to the pictures or go for a malt together? A young and talented fella like you could get any gal to swoon for ya!

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Anon, my boy! What's all this yammering about not letting ladies wear high heels? They're modeling, ain't they? Heels make those dames look like Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn and Mata Hari! Don'cha wanna paint some gorgeous gals like all those other artsy fartsy fellas?

The fine broad in this picture is already doing a lot by shaving her crotch like those kooky Kraut girls I had to fight off in The War! By Golly, she's perfect as is, any God-Fearing Christian Man would just melt at the sight o' her!

... You ain't one a' them "homosexuals" that Uncle Sam told us to stay away from, are ya, boy?