/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>3579569
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my mothers homeschool art class, and I have several macaroni noodle art pieces hanging on the fridge, and I have over 300 confirmed acrylic paintings. I am an amazing artist and I'm the top poster in all of /ic/. You are nothing to me but just another crab. I will outskill you the fuck out with such an unbelievable reservoir of acrylic paintings the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom and she is going to get you banned right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ability to post on this board. You're banned dead, kid. I can paint anywhere, anytime, and I can paint you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in acrylic paints but I have access to the entire paintbrush kit my mom keeps on top of the fridge, and I will use it to its full extent to paint your likeness at least three dozen times making gaudy expressions, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will paint you. You're fucking becoming a portrait in my collection, kiddo.