/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>3746692
>baby needs his jannies :,(
You know it. This is a new regime now dog. I am a LAW AND ORDER meme painter now!
>like who the fuck are you even talking to haha
Apparently (You) haha
>you have to type everything out cause you cant keep your thoughts in your tiny head lmao
I mean it was mostly just to A: establish precedent that the meme laws have been amended for future reference, and B: To let someone like (You) know that WE LAW AND ORDER NOW. Tausendjähriges Reich jetzt!
>do you paint so much because mommy's new boyfriend of the month bought you oils to keep you busy while he slams her in the other room
Pscht no. I paint with acrylics you goddamn moron.

Also projecting? Is that why you're so upset right now? Your mom's a cunt? Are you just transferring and projecting your own family drama at me right now to let off some steam?

Regardless of what specifically it is motivating you to act like a sniveling baby right now, those are your problems. Not sure that /ic/ is the place for you to whine about your shitty parents. One thing you could always do that would kind of resolve your problems, as well as the problems that you cause for everyone you interact with, is shoot yourself in the brain with your mom's boyfriend's gun.

>>3692944
>Your strokes are so obviously random
some are. Generally starts controlled and spirals out.
>A perfect example is this.
yeah the one where I dumped a bunch of extra paint from a different painting onto the canvas real quick? You're looking at the first step of a process of stacking values. Haven't worked on it again because it makes me smile how sloppy it looks.
>You clearly have no grasp of anything needed.
I do tho
>That enough?
I mean I didn't even paint the ear.
>Fix that symbol drawing.
That has nothing to do with symbol drawing.
>Study the skull.
I have and I do.

Like idk what to tell you guy. I learned the concepts behind loomis and essentially all figure drawing and anatomy and all of this shit in elementary and middle school. You're saying this really nonsense critique with the whole "symbol drawing" meme that is such a "I only just learned about drawing and this is the only thing I know about" critique that I can't do anything with.

Like you didn't start learning until you were 18 then? When I was 17 I was doing hand drawn chalk pastels like >>3691909 and hand done prints like >>3691922 . There's not really any symbol drawing going on and I clearly had a relatively-solid understanding of le fundamentals. Your entire critique the entire time has been weirdly focused on accusing me of things that aren't really applicable as an excuse to persist with your weird feelings beef that you have with me personally.

I'm still really struggling to believe that you have anything other than a super-basic understanding of any of this shit. And I really don't think that you're as good as you keep desperately telling yourself. And most importantly I still don't care if you are! Your desperate need to feel "better than" a memeschlock painter that is obsessed with doing things wrong is fucking weird.

>>3657695
>come on man when are you doing this?
idk I have a lot of anxiety about it. Don't want one to end.
>>3657898
I did it for the first week. Then I started spiraling out into dead dog stuff and then by 9/11 I completely went off the rails. Part of the problem 4 me was that it was also going with sobertember, which was a fucking hassle and a half. Being sober AND having to look at my fucking face was too much. Plus there were only like 2 other people that seemed interested and they disappeared so I didn't have any external motivation to keep going. Selftember 2019 tho. That shit gon git lit.

>>3645393
>That’s not how haiku works.
It is on that one lol
>If the first sentence exceeds five sylables you can’t just dump it into the second one.
wabi sabi brah. plus you definitely can.

And by dropping the warm to the second line it gives more meaning to the first line. Blankets don't make you.

>>3645396
But that is how it works. Punctuation and stuff are up to whoever.

Thanks for the crit though. Here's another one of muh haikus:

>Nothing is perfect,
>And anything is better.
>Time is entropy.

M Y

>>3602936
Do your parents a favor and hang yourself in your closet you impotent faggot.

>>3585451
>I really wish you would stop posting.
I don't think about you at all.
>I agree with the other guy in saying that you really do ruin so many threads and give people shitty advice.
I give fantastic advice.
> I know a lot of people say on here "just draw", but maybe you should stop shitposting and focus on not painting like an eleven year old
Unironically better at painting than you'll be at anything. Prove me wrong lmao.
> You always feel it necessary to give your uninformed opinions
nigger that's every single poster here. Are you fucking retarded.
>Trust me, looking at your work, there is nothing anyone can get from it.
I don't trust you anon. why would you expect people to trust you just because you act like an uppity faggot at clowns? You're clearly a self-important dipshit and an impotent coward.

I'm the clown. You're the joke. Keep crying slut.

>>3584200
I clearly am tho. Relaxing with muh cat watching hbo and shitposting.
>>3584202
> Words that you wouldn't be using if their meaning didn't mean what they mean.
I'm not calling people a nigger because I think they're of African descent. I'm not calling people a faggot because I think they're sexually attracted to men.
>God I'm glad I'm not a fucking retard.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CANT SAY THAT YOU CANT SAY THAT YOU CANT SAY THAT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mottainai

>>3559926
im a demon

>>3559947
We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too.

>>3538157
>I don't believe Trump, but I don't believe you either.
You don't believe Trump about what though?
And which part of mine don't you believe? It's one thing if you'll suspend disbelief that Trump hasn't fucked kids in eastern Europe, but why would you just continue to "not believe" the very real possibility that your social media experience may be being manipulated by foreign antagonists that want you to self-destruct?

Why wouldn't they do it?

>so I'm going to ask you preemptively: were my readings of Sextus Empiricus, Hume and other philosophers who held similar views also a Russian ploy?
sure
>Just how far-reaching is their hand?
all english language social media content and a ton of messaging strategy.
>Keep in mind, I'm not even American.
keep in mind, they're microtargeting populations in all of the EU and NATO alliances. It's a war against the west.
>I don't know man, you're the one who seems upset
It's upsetting stuff. They're targeting kids.
>I think you might get an ulcer before I get PTSD.
so as long as you're psychologically manipulated by political messaging AFTER a stranger gets an ulcer, it's then justified to you?

seems pretty gay desu senpai

another example of what they generally look like before details and proper skin layering.