/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

I come to /ic to bully people mostly.

I am fully convinced that I have the highest IQ on this board. Noone could prove me otherwise for now.
So many of you are so utterly shit, with shit tastes, shit technical skill and no following.

>>5061515
Just do it, faggot

>"Off yourself pedo"

Pretty good and based anon I like it lol

>>4845255
Why yes, here's the latest iteration of product concept sketches. The client was extremely please with the creativity and technical accuracy of the initial designs and even joked that he felt he a thief for only paying me $180 an hour.
If you look over to your left you can see the 15'x10' landscape you saw me working on last month. It's finished now and I'm currently in talks with the local art gallery. The evaluator there told me he expects it to fetch anywhere between $250-$500k.

>>4773204
>cringe
Subjective, but I’d argue not
>larp
Not at all. I live in the real world, where people are cold and unforgiving, and so I take every measure possible to ensure I have a shot at winning. I live in reality, and I know the way things are. As far as lying or misleading people goes, like I said before, I only do that to nor miles and NPCs in the real world, not online. Here, I speak the truth freely because I know that the rotten little niggery hive mind possessing the average person can’t persecute me for stating what’s on my mind, the truth that I ever so constantly ponder. Here, you all get to witness the evolution of a man whose boots you’ll one day be licking clean for a chance to gain power and influence like the dirty little opportunistic pigs you all are. While I might look you in the eye, smile, and shake your hand, that doesn’t mean we’re equals, it just means that you’re all a bunch of rotten cowardly animals who oppress real talent with your idiocy. But I’ll forgive that, since you’ll one day be on the receiving end of my rage as I punish the bad people who deserve it (legally). Sayonara, anon kun

>>4767323
Oh, you’re challenging me? Out of all the fools in this shithole rock we inhabit, you’re under the impression that you could conquer ME? If anything, (You) should be proud of the fact that a god like me is even responding to your absurd rambling you delusional narcissist. One day, it’ll be me at the top of this world, not (You), and your okaasan will call me daddy. Course, I don’t generally prefer used up wrinkly hags like that, but I imagine her oral skills will be quite developed from her general sluttishness, which might make for a decent blowjob. Imagine that, a man like me, granting your family the blessing of fellating me. Come to think of it, that would make me your step dad. I may have to discipline you if you keep back talking me then.

>>4756225
> This person was definitely genuinely deluded at first, but getting called out on it sobered him up a bit
Jokes on you, I took a big dose of amphetamines at 16 and that set the course for the rest of my life, my confidence and strength will never waver, and I’ll never bend the knee to anyone till I attain the greatness I am destined for

>>4747894
I’m a different anon, but desu, ever since I started lifting, I never skipped leg day once, and I incorporated a fair amount of hip thrusts and such into my regimen as well. As a result, I have. A pretty nice ass, and if I were to strip down to say, 12% body fat and shave everything, I’d have a nice twink build. I’m not gay at all, but I honestly wanna find a femoid that’ll play with my ass, because it’s so nice and developed that not only is it better than 90% of men, but I also have a nicer ass than many women, and it just feels like a waste for me to have it but not have anyone to play with it. And I’m not even trolling or shitposting. I’m wondering how it’ll look in a year or two, I’ll probably ass mov 99% of the general population, hopefully I’ll find someone that treats my ass with the adoration it deserves.

>>4718140
Yes, I will

>>4696117
Yes

>>4669588
Based encouraging Chad
>>4669590
> looks like a three year old. I'm sure that's why you want to fuck them
Some neoteny in women is a good thing though. There was a qt Asian waifu in my last semester that was basically this. But I’ll take the word of the gigachad poster above who said to focus on fundies and loomis

>>4664625
>>4664628
>>4665232
>>4667745
Imagine

>>4664248
> And fuck the Office, most normie shit TV show, same with Friends

Giga based and gmi

>>4658539
Gmi

Why yes, I did program my game in RPGMaker, how could you tell?

>>4591809
>walk into DAD bar
>flash the bouncer my Tribun badge
>free entry, skip the line
>flash the bartender my Tourney badge
>drinks on the house
>approach a group of attractive girls
>flash my Frazetta badge
>instantly all cream themselves

>>4537097
the only correct answer

No, I've never used Discord. How could you tell?

>>3679303
No, you're just literally trolling
you draw a circle with dots on it, that is not an attempt
you are wasting everyone's time here

Get some fucking reference and start doodling, fucking retard. here, draw this