/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

Either im the biggest retard in the world or this is not the place to be learning to draw. I havent been able to draw ONE original thing since i started trying to learn months ago, not even a sketch. And i feel like a shitty stupid moron because of it. I've no idea how to start a drawing, or what to draw. I dont have any ideas. Literally just no thoughts, head empty. The worst part is I seem to actually like the idea of drawing, and my brain is actively buzzing with the urge to draw something every day, I just. Cant. Do it. Its genuinely been eating at me like nothing else.
Before you start recommending shit, heres what ive heard and why it doesnt work.

>Just draw
Yeah ok buddy, draw what? I just said I have no ideas.
>Read X book, Y book and Z book
The books make me feel even more retarded than I already do. I have no idea what im meant to be learning, or what to do, and when I do any excersises in the books, it seems like I completely miss the point of them.
>Copy other artists
Yeah, sure, I did that a couple times. What was I meant to learn exactly? I dont get how thats meant to help.
>Read the sticky
I copied the upside down dude and then got told to read some book, see the above points for why i didnt like that

What the FUCK am i meant to do