/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

A South American agriculture professor and japanophile was teaching a class on Mammoth, known porno artisan.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Dorontabi and accept his linework and expression is something all of you should strive for!"

At this moment, a brave nihilist who understood the nullity of dedicating one's life to making generic anime art stood up.

”Are lolis simulation or simulacra?”

The arrogant weeb smirked quite snarkly and smugly replied “Clearly simulacra you stupid permabeg, as my petabyte collection of twixivterest references proves it!”

”If it were, then your collection and the collections of your influences wouldn't contain JAV and junior idol sets. Your assumption comes from your own inability to draw in an appropriate manner... including acing the style of your beloved Mammoth.”

The dishonest weeb was visibly shaken by this public revelation which he himself loves to repeat for pity and attention, and privated all of his online accounts. He wished he had some discord friends to stand up for him, but he chose to forsake them for the life of aloof troubled artist a long time ago!

The students applauded the bold critic for having reignited their will to improve. Begs and ints teamed up in unison to improve each other's art, having been freed from the tyrany of pretentious cliques and obnoxious teachers who prey on begs to feel better for themselves.

The Chilean lost his smugness and deleted all of his online accounts the next day. He died by bashing his head trying to perfect leg anatomy and rendering, then was reanimated as a cyborg on AI support aiding his existing stats in copying, tracing and referencing.

Tsuzuku.