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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScdJURKGWM&t=1m58s

From the bible to the popular song
There's one theme that we find right along
Of all ideals they hail as good
The most sublime is motherhood.

There was a man though, for who it seems
Once carried this ideal to extremes
He'd love you're mother and she'd love him
And yet his story is rather grim.

There once lived a man named LavaFlake
You may have heard he let his website break
He swore he'd fix it, what a mistake,
He'd rather love you're mother!

His rivals used to say quite a bit that
As an admin he was most unfit,
But still and all they had to admit that
He'd love you're mother!

Yes he'd love you're mother like no other
and though his legs were toothpaste tubes and his hands were a bother
One thing on which you can depend is
He sure knew what a tumblr blog is!

When LAS found what he had done
He tore server plugs out one by one
A tragic end to the lemur's fun
Who'd love you're mother!

So be sweet and kind to mother,
Now and then have a chat
Buy her candy or some flowers, or a brand new hat
And never act towards her like a spoiled brat!

Or you're mother may find herself with a quite strong ache, strong ache!
And you may end up with LavaFlake
(I'd rather be the victim of a meme outbreak)
Then end up with old LavaFlake!