/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>3835308
Why would I take you seriously? And getting triggered that people goof around is kind of THE thing that buzzkill bitch women do to ruin a good time.

You remind me of your mom.

>>3781384
>just draw, faggot.
I have been tho.
>it's just a buncha dang lines, right?
yeah
>if you can't make it look good,
What are you talking about though. OP is asking why they're "plateauing" at drawing boring faces on an ipad. If they want to "progress" they should switch to a medium that doesn't have edit+undo. They should switch to something with stakes that requires a greater level of forethought and execution than is required to make a generic suspect photo on a tablet.

Not sure why it's impossible for you niggardly communists to just engage with the argument, but you're cancer and you should be embarrassed about yourself. You're not going to make it because your mind has been compromised by nonsense ego bullshit for retarded babies. Nagging at me doesn't fix your problems.

I'd say this one is serious on account of the subject being a villainous clown hanging upside down, and the frame (i glued wire at the middle) is designed so you can hang it either way depending on your mood, and that was kind of the inception point for a bunch of other ideas and paintings

>>3733248
>and when you can't get enogh (you)s, you shitpost in other threads
Eh what I generally do when I get want to be distracted for a minute is I just look at the catalog by bump order and click on threads that look interesting2me. You have a very weird sense of entitlement or reverence or like this need to gatekeep who can post what and where on this website. You suppose you have autism or something?
> but you basically do the same thing: shill your shitty phonepics of your infuriatingly badly executed paintings.
I generally post the infuriatingly badly executed paintings because the underlying ideas behind them are relevant to the content in the text of the post. I get that reading is a struggle for some but it's not really anyone else's burden to bear. If you're not capable of reflection or rational thought, you don't need to participate my dude.

>>3727326
>so embarrassing how you try to inject humor into every post
I'm not trying to do anything. So embarrassing how some humorless autistic virgin keeps acting like an anonymous wet blanket made out of cancer.
>it just screams friendless childhood
Is this projecting? How does 'having a sense of humor" scream "friendless childhood?"

Like am I supposed to take you seriously? Why would you expect that I wouldn't make jokes at your expense? You're a boring idiot. How would I interact without "injecting humor?" You're a boring zero-sum retard and you don't have an argument. How do you not understand that you are and always will be the joke?

>>3719903
I too have been 16 years old

>>3717356
>This will never get old from the fucking retarded faggot who posts 1000+ words to every response given to him.
you seem upsetti spaghetti.
>You are so pathetic it hurts.
see: >>3715257

>>3685535
>don't worry
im not
>I don't take anything you say seriously anymore
idk who you are. And if you refuse to act in good faith and just ignore or disregard things that I say to you, why should I give a wet buttfuck about treating you with respect or caring about your feelings?
>nor do I expect you to be even remotely honest about what an asshole you've been to people in here.
I've been an asshole a lot. Part of my whole schtick.
>I just wanted to let anons in this thread hear the other side of the argument.
dope. everyone knows about your feelings now. Confirmed for asshole. Anything else I can help you with?

>>3646745
no overwhelmingly more of your money is going to the defense industries and corporate socialism to cover the difference when companies like Walmart and McDonalds don't pay their employees a living wage. The US government spends billions on food stamps and entitlements for people that work full time. Because the government has fundamentally been captured by the industries it's supposed to be regulating. And they get away with it by convincing people like you to obsess about poor people so you're batting down and away instead of up at your actual oppressors.
>very little of it is actually spent on stuff everyone uses.
Yeah trillions of it is spent on building tanks and dumping money into defense contractors that are basically just getting rich digging ditches. This has nothing to do with the "brown welfare parasites" and everything to do with agency capture by malignant industrial complexes.
>mostly just entitlements.
There's essentially never been a time in American history when corporations paid less taxes. We went from when America was "great" and corporations paid over 70% taxes to now when they pay effectively zero. When we strip "entitlements" designed to help the poor and working class gain upward mobility we're destroying our future out of spite.

Brown people aren't your enemy. You're in the same fucking boat. And as long as you're focused on them instead of your oppressors you'll always be a cuck.

>>3645969
>told you to fuck off most likely because you routinely ruin threads by doing the one thing every sane person on the internet tells you not to do
It's actually the same faggot in every thread. It's like the same 2 cunts every time. And again, this is what I'm talking about with being anon versus not being anon. What is actually just a prolonged dialogue that has been carrying on for months between like 2 people ultimately looks like it's me versus a bunch of people.
>every sane person on the internet tells you not to do which is: feeding the trolls, or in this case, crabs.
Oh yeah I get why it's "insane" to respond. That's kind of the fun of the whole (you) response meme. I'm well aware that I've only encouraged the crabs to get more and more edgy. Time is entropy. The race ends when I get shot and I'm not fucking doing it.
>I suggest you slow down on this sort of thing, as it actually does tend to shit up threads, regardless of your intent.
I mean the intent is kind of just chaos. It's all a goof!
>Saged, and I won't be coming back to this thread so no need for a response, just have a think.
lol no.

>>3607865
I can paint left handed too though
>>3607878
>I don't care where you appropriated your images from or where you started.
I don't know who you are, so why would I care if you care?
>The project is uninteresting and untransformative.
thinking of transforming his son into a burrito. Or maybe an anon. idk yet.
>You're probably not learning anything technically either.
Of course I am. You learn everything from everything. Are you the type that does nothing at all and justifies is with this kind of impotent autism?
>Mostly I just wish you would stop spamming in unrelated threads
I posted my selfie portraits first. I "mostly just wish" that buttblasted retards wouldn't derail threads with personal attacks or meta-complaints every time I participate in a thread but that's a bit of a prisoners dilemma isn't it?

I appreciate your feedback on my selfie portrait though. Not sure what your point really was other than that you reflexively DONT do things and you're projecting your insecurity and self-justification at me. If you want to do something, do it. Nobody is ever impressed by how much you justify the things you didn't do because you told yourself it would just be "uninteresting and untransformative."

Sorry you're upset though. Make a painting about it?

>>3606481
>Oh look the vincent van gogh knockoff comes back.
this thread is a week old
>Well at the very least you'll be able to sell pet portraits for old ladies and make youtube bucks with "speed painting" in between drinking fits and incoherent /ic/ ramblings
lets hope so.
>You are literally the reincarnation of that one dude who always drew fat black people with markers in some schizoid/graffiti style (forgot his name because he was that unimportant to us).
important enough that you use him as a reference point though huh.
>"Unwarranted Van Gogh"
Eh I prefer "Van Gogh Squeakquel"
>Think about it man, it's been awhile since we've had a recurring-tryhard-with-a-false-premise to make fun of.
Exactly
>All he needs is a tripcode.
No I don't. Everyone knows it's me regardless.
>norulesonlytoolsIswearI'mactuallygoodwithoutthem
I agree with the first part. Second part is irrelevant. That's part of the problem with the "false premise" part of your shitpost. You're referring to strawmen and projecting your own anxieties at me. Part of the reason people get frustrated by me and don't enjoy "making fun" of me is that I'm already a clown. I already hate and harm myself way more than any of (you) ever can.

>>3602875
>Remember when you posted your shitty Elon Musk meme painting to reddit and it bombed?
Yeah. Was Tuesday. Been hazy on account of all the acid I was on.

I reposted it today too when I saw the seamus guy had jumped on the bandwagon and made booku memebux. Got 10 upbananas today lol.

>How did you manage to fucking fail so hard?
I mean I tanked it on Tuesday by linking to the /ic/ thread, and commenting about how I was a piece of shit that was going to rehab and stuff.

> How does it feel to be left in the dust while this person thrived?
Fine? The Seamus guy is reddit as fuck. He's been posting successfully for years. Plus he actually makes oil paintings that are easily appealing and well executed.

And honestly I think it's absolutely fitting that I would post and get 120 memebux, then 10 memebux, and Seamus Wray would get like 56 k or whatever. Everything in it's right place.

>Lmao. This shit is hilarious
I think so.
>>3602876
Banned from reddit?

>>3602878
>Get fucked Jimmy
Is your mom available?

>>3589762
>haha, yeah. in your own words: "projection!!!"
Not really. My understanding of art has led to 300 paintings and a bunch of buttblasted virginal stalkers. Your understanding of art is very stupid. That's what's causing you all this cognitive dissonance.
>dude you are laughable.
NO SHIT IM A FUCKING CLOWN. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THAT NEED TO BE FUCKING RESTATED?

What language works better for you anon?

>>3585216
$250,000 OBO

>>3583507
>so when this doesn't work
what? Project is budgeted for a decade. It either happens or it doesn't.
>and you need to find a job that's part of the joke, right?
this is the job. And I won't need to do shit when the race is over.