/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

I drew a picture for you all of a naughty tentacle sailboat.
So I decided I would just draw my little-man in the boat too.
Ain't no shame in paddlin' yer boat right? 'Coase a paddlin' might be going a bit overboard.

However the case this little sailboat just didn't seem to be going in the right direction. And well the captain of The Clam Pearl decided to be a little stern with the stern there. It's the best way to get to the hull problem. And besides paddling in circles is an either oar proposition. This little beauty on the sea is made of canvas and wood simply because making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.
This nice Sailor isn't much for vegetables so it's safe to say he's never taken on a leek. But perhaps when he becomes one of them Old pirates, and retire he'll grow corn for a buck an ear.
After all, a leak in the back of a boat is Constitution for a stern warning.

Aside from paddlin' his naughty sail boat I'm sure this Sailor would love to be paddling the pink canoe. It certainly sounds like a ship load of fun to me!
As a young sailor m' self, I thought I painted all of the waves just swell. So when your out their sailing about remember what the good old book said.

'An aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?'