/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>4798494
You’re in luck, I plan on writing a memoir of my life and struggles, since I’m the only one fit to be my own biographer. My skills haven’t reached their full potential yet, so I don’t currently feel up to capturing my majestic form on the canvas, but rest assured I will. Once I decide I’ve enough muscle, stop being lazy, cut down and get leaner, I’ll maybe even post my nudes onto here for people to reference as what Steve Huston would call “the heroic male”. Rejoice in seeing my defined midsection and the striations between muscles when that day comes.

>>4795131
I can assure you I am not a larp. Not even a little. I may play up my grandiosity a bit for extra weight to my words, but all the words I have typed in regards to myself are true. I’m a smart, sexy, strong, talented person who deserves better, and I know it. This is fact, not larp.
>>4795133
I can accept that her ‘work’ might be better for now, but that isn’t the same as me accepting that she or anyone else is better than me, because they’re not. I stand at the top of humanity, so I am owed its gifts.
>>4795145
I know right. I’m not even baiting but even then, these fools will never actually manage to land a successful blow on me. I’m a like water, formless and I can’t be harmed, least of all by the d/ic/ks on here.

Also, here’s a kino art channel I like.
https://youtu.be/xhpBEJ9ZZFM