/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

After years, I'm finally getting a goddamn motherfucking tablet before the year ends. Nothing too fancy, a regular Intuos Medium. Is there anything I should be prepared for? just whatever that might be unexpected to someone using a tablet and getting into the digital world of art for the first time. And maybe some useful tips and tricks to make all this deal even better for a fun and more prosper time right from the get go? ... besides "drawing furry porn gets you quick bucks", good tip but I already know that.

First off I am very sorry for starting a tablet thread which most of you hate, but I'm on a bit of a deadline here and would really need your opinion guys.

So, the deal is that I can either get an Intuos pen and touch medium or an Intuos Pro small, no other options available ( long story...)
So, guys, please, More lpi and express keys or bigger size?

Again, sorry but I would really like your opinions...

Sorry for being yet another one of those Tablet threads, but I really need some opinions from random anonymous people on a 4chan drawing board. Here's the thing: I want a wacom tablet but not to get gud (well yeah, but I don't need a tablet for that, I have pen and paper), what I want is to jump into the Digital field, paint and draw some masterpieces and dank memes and whatnot.
Should I get an Intuos Small? Intuos Medium? Intuos Pro Small? (a bigger Intuos Pro might be too start with, also: budget)
What personal and general things should I take into consideration when picking between my 3 choices? why should I get that one over the other 2? which tablet do you have/had? what's your experience with it? how far can I get with the shittiest one before I have to upgrade?

Thanks in advance, btw I love this board guys, been a lurker for years.