/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

I've always been attracted to the actress Kathryn Hahn. Not for the shitty jew flicks she stars in, but because she possesses certain facial qualities that I find attractive, such as her positive canthal tilt, high cheekbones, clear and pale lightly freckled skin (where the blood pooling therein forms a very beautiful and sharp contrast), dark hair, long eyelashes, blue eyes, perfect brow arch, lack of wrinkles, faint nasolabial folds that accentuate her cheeks, straight and tall nasal bridge, and symmetrical eyebrows of ideal thickness. In addition, her head is proportionate to her body and also very round. She strikes the perfect balance between neoteny and sexual maturity, her face being sleek and elegant yet also yielding to a certain youthful plumpness. The overall impression it gives me is of fine china decorated with an assortment of colorful glazes. A sight truly splendid to behold.

I'm pretty sure she sucked John C. Reilly's toes in one of those unfunny Jud Apatow comedies.