/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>6521307
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>>6522937
>>6523003
I don't get it. I truly don't.
Every time I hear people talking about their lives, it sounds like it's straight out of a cartoon. You know, those up-to-eleven parodies, played for shit and giggles.

Like the torsoless Cow & Chicken parents, impossible human attitudes that I have never ever ever ever experienced.
Not with my family, not with my teachers and classmates, not with my acquaintances or any strangers on the street.

The only cartoony character I've ever seen was an angry woman shouting at the bank manager because the whole bank system was offline, there were 200+ people there waiting in line to talk to the staff, yet this one woman thinks she's in the right to just enter, not wait and scream at the manager because she wasn't going to "take this crap".

Are you telling me this one, singular woman I've seen is not a (retarded) unicorn? That you have entire families of these chimpeople raising you?

Could it be you look so retarded people find it amusing to be cartoony villain characters towards you?
Could it be they just said something slightly off-tone and you created a fantasy world in your head where they are evil scientists trying to destroy the world?

I don't get it.
Mind you, I'm from Brazil, where the average IQ is 90, so I should be very familiar with the bottom-of-the-barrel types.
Are you from bottom-of-the-barrel households? I'm quite poor myself, but I don't mingle with favelados.
Are they putting something in the water in your country to make people rabid and irrational?

What the fuck.

>>4796949
I see you’re poking fun at me. This’ll be the last post on my end for today, so I’ll keep it short.

Firstly, an attack on a woman by any man, let alone me, is a battle of wits, not strength. The wit to get away with the crime as cleanly as possible.

Next, I am a tough guy, but not because I said something edgy on the Internet. The things I aspire to, the amount of tragedy that’s befallen me, and my unshakeable resolve to reach that long held dream, to attain the greatness I so childishly decided to pursue, that regal throne at the very top, and my unwillingness to relent until it’s mine, as it should be. That’s what makes me tough.

Third. I’m confident in my capacity to defeat most men in a clash of violence, not even factoring in women. However, that’s not to say I’d be willing to play fair. In the instance I was originally referring to, I most certainly wouldn’t play fair since my life would be on the line, and I would take every advantage possible to get what what I want, and get it safely.

Last, I hate that phrase itself. Derision followed by “tough guy”. There was this lanky faggot at my old workplace that used it, and I honestly wanted to smash his face in, but I kept my cool and endured. One day, men like him will be punished, by me. So don’t be like him, unless you’re a masochist. Later, I’m gonna draw and then read mango (but kissanime and kiss mango is down, (((Japan))) is getting greedy it seems).

Myself, because I’m so perfect. My ultimate aspiration is, at the latter half of my life, when all is said and done, and my skills are at their peak, I’ll with a divine self portrait to put all others to shame, portraying myself as the god amongst men I truly am, rippling muscles and a piercing glare, making mike and angelo and all those other meme artists look like toddlers with crayons.

Also, I wanna just create stuff for the fun of it.

>>4720795
>girl on the right
Jesus

>>4701006
(Boobs 'n) butts, anon.
I believe in you.

>>4699402
Yes of course, why did it take you so long to figure it out?

>>4687131
Gmi, needs more loomis
>>4687134
Ngmi

>>4684498
Based and dorsiflexion pilled

>>4669549
BASED. As soon as my technical skill is good enough, I’ll probably do something similar. I don’t even care about the politics or the ethics, I just like seeing these faggots get triggered, plus, all publicity is good publicity

>>4667517

What's the name of the artist? I'm fascinated