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And I was successful with him too. Bronson was best boy. Bronson was based boy.

He was named after the Refn movie, "Bronson," which is about a british gangster that goes by the name of the movie star. This was following the naming convention I used for Bogie, where he's named after the protagonist in Godard's Breathless, who was obsessed with looking in the mirror and going "bogie" like Humphrey Bogart. But bogie is still alive so fuck him he's the goddamn worst.

Bronson could do all the movez. I trained him on obstacles and obedience and therapy and everything. I was even talking with some stunt guys about building a stunt dog training program with Bronson as the boss nigga. He was a perfect dog.

And then dad killed Bill and Ted.

And then Bronson's first seizure happened when I was in New York burying the ashes baggie with the teeth in it in the family plot.