/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>6985648

That would never happen. Nobody in the stickman universe is fucking anybody. Its a Sisyphus-like Paradox where Blue is gay but childhood friends with Red and cant admit to him he drew a red anime version of red as a body pillow. He cherishes Red as a friend and art rival too much to ever admit his feelings for Red, Who is clearly straight because he lusts for Green, the class nude model, who dated Red for 6 years. Green dumps Red for Purple, who is more mature. Red now copes with the fact Purple, the stable Librarian type who lives in a condo, is probably have wild fantastic sex with Green. He gets so imaginative he cant help but draw big titty anime fetish art of Green, who he eternally SIMPs for, but can never have again. Purple, in reality, is asexual, and just lives with Green for having his large book collection and a nice condo. Green is frustrated with Purple and lets Red hit on her occasionally, just to make Purple jealous, but this is where it gets comedic, Purple is always just reading books. He quotes then too often.

Blue finds Purple obnoxious in his brief interactions with Purple, but does occasionally write fanfics about Red X Purple with strong writing and Shoujo quality leads. He always brings Red back to ground level.

So its like a love Square lol?

>Red: Oh god Green why did you leave me.....
>Blue: You don't need her Red ! (thoughts: You need me GAH I LOVE YOU RED BUT THE FRIENDSHIP MAN)
>Green: God why is purple not noticing how much I miss Red...Oh god I don't actually secretly still love Red...? NO purple. Purple you like. Red is so....immature...silly. Heh.
>Purple: Sing me in muse, The tale of Brave Odysseus.....You guys ever read this? It's not half bad.