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I KEEP CLICKING PEOPLE'S PROFILES ON INSTASHIT AND INSTEAD OF SEEING THEIR PROFILES I SEE A SHORT VIDEO THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND THEN I'M REDIRECTED BACK TO MY OWN TIMELINE, I HAVE TO CLICK THE PERSON'S AVATAR WHILE THE RANDOM VIDEO IS PLAYING IN ORDER TO GET TO THEIR PROFILES WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MY BOOMER BRAIN CAN'T PROCESS THIS ZOOMZOOMZOOM

STOP WRITING "BAYO" YOU FUCKING GAYLORD SHITTERS

FUCK YOU, DRAWANIGGER!
YOU WASTED MORE OF MY TIME THAN ANY OTHER ONLINE GURU EVER HAS AND EVER WILL, AND IT'S ENTIRELY MY OWN FAULT!

I SHOULDN'T HAVE HEEDED YOUR DICTATORIAL USELESS RULES ABOUT RULERS AND PENS. I'M ALREADY AUTISTIC ON MY OWN AND VERY STIFF AT DOING ANYTHING, PARALYSIS BY ANALYSIS ALL AROUND.
I DIDN'T NEED MISTER I-WANNA-BE-SERGEANT-HARTMAN TO MAKE ME HATE DRAWING EVEN MORE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND, MY ALLY, A FELLOW PROCESS-FOCUSED INTELLECTUAL WHO IS TOO SMART TO DRAW AND HAD A FORMULA TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY. INSTEAD YOU SENT ME INTO THE BIGGEST SPIRAL OF PROCRASTINATION OF MY LIFE, ALWAYS BELIEVING YOU HELD THE KEYS TO ULTIMATE WISDOM.

HOW CAN A SOPHIST'S WORD RESONATE SO DEEPLY WITHIN ONE AND YET DRY ALL HIS WILLPOWER AT THE SAME TIME?
ARE YOU PROUD OF WEEDING OUT THE WEAK AND ONLY EVER HEARING FROM THE ONES WHO ALREADY HAD IT "IN THEM" TO BE TURBO BOX PRINTERS? DOES THAT FARTSNIFFING ECHOCHAMBER FEEL COZY, YOU SHITLICKING MANIFESTATION OF MISERY? IS IT COZIER THAN THE MC-FUCKING-TWO YEARS OF CRIPPLING SELF-DOUBT AND POSTPONING LEARNING CAUSE I COULDN'T FACE "UNDISCIPLINED" ME IN THE MIRROR? BECAUSE I COULDN'T ASS MYSELF TO MAKE SOME STUPID RECTANGLES EVERY TIME I WANTED TO DRAW?

I WILL DRAW YOUR MOM'S COFFIN, AND IT WILL HAVE WONKY PERSPECTIVE ON PURPOSE!