/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

Mar 26 2018

Jun 7 2017

Dec 6 23:23:10 2015

according to warosu this is the oldest art i've posted on here but i know for a fact I was posting on here before I was boxman

>>5182393

>>5188075

>>5188168

also this one

https://8tracks.com/forreasonsunknown/music-for-art-blocks

I have a fuckton of mixes with differing aesthetics

https://8tracks.com/desgardes/

take your pick

Nigga try MSPAINT

sauce: myself

in fact, why not run the entire windows 95 in your browser, open mspaint and your pixel art there for MAD AESTHETIC PROPS

https://win95.ajf.me/

You have to know who your audience, despite my best efforts my most popular submission remains pic related:

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80394432

12,894 views and counting

Don't DM japs, you can make fanart of japs artwork or OC and DM them in broken google translate that "hey i liked your art so much i made a western version and most of the time theyre just polite"

i made friends and art for a schizo azn that regularly posted schizo art thats not on there anymore unfortunately , they wrote back to my broken google translatE:

heyaaaヾ(｡・ω・｡)`*:;,｡･

hello!デス!
thank you!
i am happy, you remember me,
and made special picture.
i am happy you are somewhere in this world,
and make great picture.

Honestly if you can find it, there's some good on that website you can't find elsewhere imo.

>>5181520
>Robert Crumb

ewwww

this is the aesthetic i dream for /ic/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJdgErAfiRQ

but in other news and to stay on topic

the obvious newartist filter Jean-Michel Basquiat

if you're young and delusional enough to shit on him, then try doing heroin and rising to fame in america, he's a goddamn martyr to me

also being racist is the first sign of low iq

no im not brainwashed, I'm just not a poor : ^ )

the sooner you accept being white is lame the better off you are in a world where (and you do realize whites are a very vocal minority) MOST people aren't white.

>but but muh culturre! muh civialization!

YEah those were white autists that made your electricity, your beer, your everything really that is giving you the ability to speak to me, lesser life form. For i am the halfashkenazi juden autist; the most versatile and hate filled creature on this planet and i wouldn't piss on a racist if they were on fire.

you have been spared (and pwned)

>>5176084

>23 (2015)
Bowman is a philosophy major now! Ok take philosophy of aesthetics, thats like art, pretty neat! take philosophy of christianity! OK super neat! ok whats next? philosophy isn’t so bad-
ENTER FORMAL LOGIC AND BORING ASS UPPER DIVISIONS
no no no UPPER DIVISIONS MY ONLY WEAKNESS
maybe i can solve it by popping more adderall/smoking more newports/chugging more cough syrup! and this time I gonna drop Acid for the first time too!

wowowowWOWOWOWwowowowow kabbbballlllaaahhhh get really into kabbalah and the tree of life ohhmmmmmmmm

>24 (2016)
Renter stage left, box mans parents,
Well he did it again honey. the rooms a mess, schizoid art on the walls, he’s failing. time to call it home.

(continued when i have more energies)

oh boy here we go

>5 (1997)
I wanna work for nintendo!
>10 (2002)
I wanna work for nintendo, but maybe I'll just start with fangames first.
>15 (2007)
I wanna work for nintendo, and yeah pixel art will never go out of style! Glad I'm working on my pixeling skills!
>18 (2010)
>DEAR SON GO BE A DOCTOR OR ELSE WE AINT PAYING 4 COLLEGE ~LOVE RUSSIAN PARENTS
...oh ok no art school i guess then. (I didn't like hipster biddies anywho...;_;)
>20 (2012)
Well ok , pre-med isn't SO bad...at least i get to draw cool dissected mouses because i work in thsi lab.
>21(2013)
Uhmmm gee this organic chemistry and upper division microbiology is kinda hard, maybe i can solve it by popping more adderall/smoking more newports/chugging more cough syrup!
>later that semester parents come visit
>SON WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS APARTMENT MESS JESUS CHRIST YOU SCHIZO LET ME SEE YOUR GRADES
>F
>F
>F F F F all around gpa = 0.90

>ALRIGHT ITS BACK HOME WITH YOU
>parents no please i love austin TX this place is so neat!

>Alright we'll give you one more chance, but you're moving apartments to somewhere cheaper, and you're switching majors because clearly you don't give a fuck about medicine and you have all your gen ed's anyway.

>move to hostel where you can rent your room out etc

>change major to ART FINALLY
>and for one glorious semester boxman didn't hate life, annnddd

>Parents: you know what philosophy is probably you're best bet at getting a degree the fastest, we're not paying for all these art classes
>BBBBBBBBBUT MY ART LOCKER AND TTHE ART HOS

(continued)

>>5176016
>>5175968

lol i'll just dump the sketch version of the comic

hope its legible enough

making a silly comic

trust me it does not go where you think it goes

making a silly comic

trust me it does not go where you think it goes

f-finished...

>>5172225

>>/ic/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=boxman&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

THE INTERNET WAYBACK MACHINE SAVED MY DEVIANTART THAT I STUPIDLY DELETED

https://web.archive.org/web/20100122124828/http://desgardes.deviantart.com/

and IT EVEN SAVED MY DAILY DEVIATION
https://web.archive.org/web/20100121165659/http://desgardes.deviantart.com/art/Ultra-Intergalactic-Cybot-G-150629003

im gonna cry ;___;

>>5171807

i rove it

>>5171772

if you must know my only claim to fame is that i got street interviewed by infowars when i was in college

https://youtu.be/E5ycgLZM858?t=198

>>5171736
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>>5171763

jesus christ thats not me, thats some troll you dumbasses

i was never on to catch a predator and im not 33, it got a good kek out of me but jesus christ people actually do fall some of the lamest BS

anyways i am going to recreate it digitally, but i'm going to do so soulfully

>>5171733

28. I also remade that illustration in 2017 btw

>>5171721

stress, drugs, failing out of college mostly was a huge thing I'm still rebuilding my life back from. (I did end up graduating, though it took 8 years)

remaking (basically tracing digitally) one of my old highschool artworks from 2010 before i became a coomer moron. I was so wholesome then~!