/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>2027968
Because it's fucking disgusting, that's why.

>>2020496
Somebody wasn't hugged enough as a child.

>>2019342
Why is everyone on 4chan so obsessed with this guy?

JUST MARRY HIM ALREADY, WILL YA?

>>2002393
Been playing Baldur's Gate, I see.

>>1987509
Gave me a boner :3

Anyway, could you try uploading a bigger file in either the draw thread or the porn thread?

>>1977648
Why did you get kicked out and fired? Where are you staying now?

Also, Craigslist is the best way to find a new job.

>>1975807
I didn't realize there was a cop who lurked on /ic/.

>>1964669
The breasts on both girls don't look like actual breasts, and the left woman's anatomy is off.

Nice choice of colour.

>>1962413
Also, the young girl to the right of the blue guy and the woman in gray are staring into your soul, as well.

>>1962211
I totally know what you mean. That little babby is givn' me a deathglare.

>>1947302
Think of something cliche.

Now take that cliche and try to do it in a way that no one has ever done before.

For example, let's go /tg/ and make a Necromancer character for a game. What is he gonna use? Probably zombies and skeletons, right?

What about other dead things?
~A monstrous cloud made of the collected ash of thousands of cremated people.
~Wooden furniture, house and paper, all the products of slain trees.
~Mounted animal heads and stuffed trophies reanimated to be guardians of your lair?
~Meat.
~Dinosaur bones.

All of these could be possible minions of the necromantic arts.

Just think outside the box, or maybe think" "How could I do this better or differently?"

>>1946428
If your nation's military is homophobic, pretend you're gay. Leave some gay porn pictures somewhere or maybe "forget" a sketchbook full of naked men laying around somewhere.

Either that or pretend that you're a bloodthirsty psychopath. Just walk up to the interview or whatever and say shit like:
>HEY, MAN, WHEN DO I GET TO DROP THE NUKE, MAN, GONNA TURN ALL OF THOSE NON-WHITES INTO FUCKIN' BACON, MAN, GONNA MAKE THEM GOOD FOR SOMETHING, MAN!
>Y'know, Sarge, I've wanted a gun since I was just a kid. Just the thought of that cold, dark steel being held in my hands... imagining all of the POWER. The POWER to spare a life- or take it away. With just the pull of a little metal hook. To me, that's art. The bullets, my paint, the AK-47, my brush, and all of those Hadjis and Jappos and Ruskies and Jews... THEY ARE MY CANVAS.

And you'll be outta there in a hot minute!

>>1944698
>Identity theft thread

>>1935725
It should be made aware that humans of different races do exist in Middle-Earth. There are the Haradrim in the far south who are black people, and there are Easterlings in the direction-I'm-gonna-let-you-guess who are Asiain.

That's why there are random black and Asian girls in the Hobbit films, even though I agree it's a major asspull. Their homelands are thousands of miles away and their original cultures are viewed antagonistically by the white Middle-Earth people, mainly because they are willingly aligned with the Dark Lord.

>>1937828
My personal favorite, from a thread discussing the Korra finale, is this:

>Just because a creator says something is canon doesn't mean it actually is.

And no, it wasn't a greentext or a sarcastic tone. It was an actual statement.

>>1942932
World War I has my favorite aesthetic. There's just a style to it that I can't quite put my finger on.

>>1935329
I like it.

>>1933485
I like it. I think the perspective is kinda off, though. Is it supposed to be seen from the side or did you make it so that is stands horizontally.

Sorry I took long to post back, work was long and I woke up a while ago.

>>1931865
That's right. But there not just one highest standard of sexual attractiveness, is all I'm saying.

>>1931898
I can see that since the artist has the power to create the perfect woman, he can do so. But I feel that there is more than one body type. Even if he doesn't want to go too far out of his comfort zone, he can always play with boob size, skin color, vaginal shape, height, etc.

Take pic related. Not too curvy a torso, small boobs and a pixie cut to boot. But she's still very attractive without having to look like a generic swimsuit model.

>>1931932
I never meant my post to be white-knightish, nor am I trying to give anyone a speech about how people should accept "REAL WOMMYN" or "LOVE AT EVERY SIZE." The chubby chicks I posted represent around 5% of fat chicks, the other 95% obviously being gross or uninteresting. Believe, I'm a total fucking pig when I talk about body types, skin colors and all that jazz. I'm not trying to please an agenda or sound "deep," I'm just talking about the places my boner takes me.

>>1931792
Don't judge me with those glares, you silly kitties. I didn't know what was implied with the first post, was it the hand and lip rubbing thing?

>>1931789
>>1931791
How could this guy better market himself than post comments like "oh wow guys, this artwork is great, but if you wanna see some other stuff like this, check out my DA gallery at ______?"

>>1931754
This is what I'm talking about. Unifying form, lovely skin tone, somewhat recognizable face, good, graceful figure, all against a great backdrop. Even with 80's hair, this woman looks nice.

>>1931643
Same with this chick.

>>1931788
I never said that they're shit artists, but that their tastes are limited by not trying out new body types, ages and appearances.

And I think we ALL know how hard it is to leave the comfort zone.

>>1931782
I meant chicks from 18 to their twenties, if that's what you're weirded out about, lol. Pedophilia and all related shit is disgusting.

But yeah, that sentence could have been written better.

>>1931662
>>1931663
>>1931666
I get it. When regular artists, even porn artists, draw women in the same body type, same makeup application, hairstyle, etc, they automatically become bland and uninteresting. Not every woman has to look like a bikini model or 80's playboy bunny.

Some women are chubby, some have huge cow titties, some are lithe with lovely little a-cups, others are tall, some have nice, juicy booties from fat or firm ones from muscle. Many beautiful women are older moms with tanned, weathered skin from a good long life, the younger ones have flesh so soft that you want to rub your hands and lips upon their whole silky, white and pink bodies. And, while I mention color, let's not forget that different races each have their own merits. Caucasians, Latinos, Blacks, Arabs, Chinese and many others all have their different proportions and styles that make them stand out. And even with all that, their faces all need to have their little quirks, from the shapes and colours of their eyes, to hairstyles and smiles.

Of course, men have their own merits, too, but let's not get into that.

A cultured connoisseur of the human form knows to appreciate all points and variations of the flesh and figure, not just a single one. Different looks give women and men character, and after you're into them, let's not forget that they need a personality to boot, preferably one that goes with their appearance.

If someone draws every single women the exact same way, as in the fashion of Bruce Timm and Milo Minara, they become interchangeable. And unless you're the kind of person who only, ONLY eats vanilla ice cream and pepperoni pizza, then that's not good.

>inb4 tumblr SJW

>>1926773
.... WHAT? That is just completely ridiculous. There are naked babies in art all the time, and aside from that, people take photos of their pudgy poop machine's in the buff all the time as family photos. Thinking of these paintings sexually except for handsome dead Jesus or qt 3.14 Mary is just silly.

Ya dingus.

>>1923981
You're very welcome, you scallywag.