/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>6761915
>Now China is the new "american dream"
I was trying to write a succinct comment on why this is laughable, but there's just not enough space.

I mean, come the fuck on. Mr. Xi, one of the supposedly most powerful man on Earth atm, throw a tantrum and bans Winnie the Pooh from the Redternets because someone said he looked like it?

Seriously? You think he has the intelligence to run one on of the first economy on the planet? I mean you guys shit on Musk for being a manbaby, but Xi is a whole new fucking level of insanity. And that's the just utmost surface level of thing.

Even if you're one of the most successful Chinese nigger, dare you insinuate something unpleasant to top dog red team. https://www.wired.co.uk/article/jack-ma-isnt-back

>>6762028
All political/economical system corrupts. Capitalism seems to be on a serious down pass atm.

>>6762045
>This market system is a deformity with no up, no bottom, no left, no right, no wrong, no law, no rules, everything is allowed, is a big ponzi scheme when YOU ALWAYS LOSE. Unless, you screw the little people around you, big time.
That's an over-simplification. The problem isn't the market itself, it's the political system, and more precisely, a bunch of incompetent/malevolent guys who destroy healthy competition to better serve some selfish interest.

>>6107906
>>6107895
Ay yo shit nigga look at my house I did in, like 2 seconds brah. While you grindin like a retard lmfao. Then I can push a button and BAM that shit can turn transparent with lines bro and, shit dog, I could put this shit in blender and, fuck man, export this shit as an .obj and fuck, use it as a model in CSP if I wanted to nigga. What you doin, nigga? Working hard and not smart that's what you doing, nigga.

I need to vent about irresponsible dog owners for a bit. Why the FUCK do these fucking retards not pick up after their dogs, man? Do they not realize that by leaving their dogs shit on in the grass that they're JUST GOING TO WALK IN THE SAME ROUTE IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS and have a high percentage of either A) stepping in the very shit their dog left or B) their dog steps in its own shit and brings the shit right back into their living space? These same fucking selfless pricks let their dogs SLEEP in their beds, walk on their carpets, and jump up on their owners clothing. Paws lathered in residue shit.

They think in their small brains that Pablo is going to come with his magic grass vaccum on Tuesday morning and suck up all the poop from the grass so that it's nice and clean to RUIN IT AGAIN by not taking the 12 seconds to remove it themselves. No, they walk by 2 to 3 times per day letting their dog shit in the same area over and over until it gets so bad that they themselves don't know what spot they can let their dog shit in without getting shit on themselves or their dog.

You know what? My state governor needs to pass a law that fines all dog owners $500 for every offense and make it be a program where anyone can report people for violation providing you have proof. You love your precious dog so much that you let it kiss you on the lips but you refuse to stoop down and grab its digested lunch. Fuck you.

>>>/ic/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=shit+dog+fuck+man
^ lilramune

>>4660902

The great importance is I was saying "I love you dare!!!"? Truly worth having to spend 20 minutes cleaning up after my pet and having to deal with the smell of dog shit for 2 to 3 hours.

Shit man fuck dog.

>>4582333
It's just someone trying to make themselves a meme, like with shit fuck dog man posters

>>4582353
Domes can be as long or short as you like just say whatever the theme is and how long you'll both have, I prefer hour long ones because I'm slow as shit

>go to >>/ic/thread/S2981233#p2985308
>ctrl-f "choob"
>notice nicnac's first post about ded in the same thread >>/ic/thread/S2981233#p2986068
>las on the verge of death >>/ic/thread/S2981233#p2982489
>saucy gives up the flawless race to fluffable >>/ic/thread/S2981233#p2985545
those were dark times man, between the choobposting and shit dog fuck man, but the night is darkest before the dawn

>>4418283
Yeah, I wonder who the choobposter and shit dog fuck man posters were...

>>4359048
>>4359063
>>4359079
So from this and past reveals, Lilramune has been confirmed to be
Pii
Kanji
Hangul
The "Kill yourself banana" poster
The GOOD MORNING LATINA (and recently Somali) poster
A groomer
Responding to himself to encourage drama, protests "It's not me!" when it's him
Bigdare
Kazzy
Mentally ill, believes everyone is banana and that banana is out to get him
Shits on other dads anonymously in and out of the dad threads
A piss fetishist
A lolicon

And those are only what he's confirmed to be, unconfirmed if he was behind other shitposts throughout las history such as shit dog fuck man and choobposting.

>>4354010
choobposter, "shit dog fuck man" and "Is halibut any good lads?": *nervous laughter*

>>4279274
Yeah man but fuck, that dog hoppy made isn’t shit.

>>4249590
This will be the only tier list you'll get from me. Order sensitive.

> They're DAD Users, so I won't bully them if they follow the rules
lilramune
tsflipp

> Entertaining
pls be week 1
REEEEzone
Rover?
that one "kys banana" poster who practically gets sexual pleasure from the idea of me going through a hard time
"good morning" anon

> Annoying
"kys banana" posters
LATINAAAA anon
choobposter
"i accept your concession" aphid

> Boring (because when it comes to shitposters, the WORST thing you can be is boring)
"kys dumbfuck yuppies" anon
shit dog fuck man

> Religious Proselytism (seriously, don't tell my DAD users how they should express themselves, it really rubs me the wrong way)
"i can't handle dark things" anon


Going to bed. Good night.

>>4249590
shit dog fuck man

>>4225770
>>/ic/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=shit+dog+fuck+man
navigate through all the pages so see how far the autism goes

man dog fuck shit

>>4213598
Shit dog fuck man S A M M I C H

AWAKEN MY OLD MEMES

>>4213440
choobposter was more annoying than this anon, there was fuck dog shit man shitposting before this too but it was fairly mild

A well healthy type whore up front asks for 150 - 250 an hour. A street whore will fuck you (let you fuck them, w or w/o condom) around 100 (strictly bang bang cooom and then get t fug out before someone decides to pull a gun and rob you or a cop gets bored and comes to chat with you.). The good healthy whore you would actually want to usr for a model 7/10 or above probly wants 300 for entire hour/on clock.
Whores advertise $$/per hour, but what they mean is *per fuck* (really, per cum (you)) UP to an hour(lol) or as soon as you coom(doesn't matter if u came in 2 minutes by getting head/thinking you were going to go balls deep after that, the hour is over(she might try to get you off quickly, by give head and rubbing you off (dont let her do it, get her naked and start plowing asap) as in Oops i made you cum sorry gotta go now). They usually aren't the type to sit around and chat about shit or be your freind. They provide pussy and once done are already working on getting another customer's $. If you are looking for a model go look for a model. If you see a whore, do what she knows and fuck her. Otherwise you are a fucking Cop, crooked cop, serial killer, loser pervert dog fucker or retard faggot child molester. Act like a man who likes and pays for a pussy when he wants to, she'll respect that. If you see her more than once then you can bring up the modelling business, you will probably have to sweeten the deal by buying her drugs and alcohol and letting her addict bf sit there and get high.
Just a bit dangerous but a model would just be simpler.

>>3776614
dude
dude
pee lmao
fuck shit dog man
haha

>>3678540
fuck your dog and its shit man

>>3616842
Not anymore. Story time.

>me age 16
>mom caught my brother watching porn
>has dad put a filter on the internet
>can't figure out the router password
"fuck it I'll draw my own porn"
>do this for a while drawing my own kinks
>feels good man
>they stack up in a pile under my bed
>while im at school mom picks me up early
>tells me the kitchen caught fire while everyone was away
>the coffee maker shorted out and roasted the kitchen
>our dog was stuck inside and died of smoke inhalation, laying in his bed sleeping and waiting for us to come home
>forget about drawings because im upset about our dog

>next few days, I don't go to school
>finally parents take us to the house and start throwing stuff away and keeping anything salvageable
>insurance people are there documenting, also some business that cleans shit after a fire to salvage it
>everything on the top half of the house is melted
>think "my drawings should be safe better throw them away before anyone finds them"

>go to my room
>there's literally none of my art in there
>check under the bed
>my porn is missing. FUCK.
>come out and ask my dad if he knows what happened to all my art
>"Anon, we had the cleaners take all of your art and store it. We'll go through it together later if you want, son."
>one of the cleaners is within earshot
>he looks at me and chuckles before going back to talking to my mom about what things she wants to box up and get cleaned

>MFW a bunch of people saw my dirty secret poorly drawn porn
>MFW my dad really did bring me the box as a "surprise" and insisted on going through it
>MFW these assholes put the porn on the top of the pile and he saw it once he opened the box
>He just closed it and walked away silently, leaving me with my shame
>never speaks of it again, won't look me in the eye for a while

And that's why I never drew my own porn again :(

Also protip guys unplug your coffee makers and small appliances if you leave the house, even if they have a clock.

>>3606702
fuck shit dog man..

>>3583713
fuck dog shit man

>>3548609
shit dog fuck man