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So THIS is iPhone

>> No.71847306

why

>> No.71847321

>>71847289
what the fuck is that skin on your thumb

>> No.71847325
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71847325

wow

>> No.71847335

>>71847289
It's called helix bend. This is a 5000 dollar feature.

>> No.71847350

>boomers doing boomer things
shocking i tell you

>> No.71847359

>>71847289
It's a feature. Stop kvetching and buy the latest iPhone goy.

>> No.71847362

>>71847325
step 1 don't be 350 lbs
step 2 don't sit on your phone
step 3 profit

>> No.71847382

>>71847321
ogreman is back

>> No.71847398

>>71847362
>Implying you need to be fat for the phone to bend

>> No.71847420

>>71847325
> I treated my 5 year old iphone like shit, smashing it to pieces and bending it by sitting my 200lb fat NEET arse on it in my back pocket
>REEE why won't Apfel fix it

>> No.71847530

>>71847362
add another hundred pounds, we're talking about american products.

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>>71847362
>>71847530
Yes, 450 defo.
I didn't hurt iPhone, I fix iPhone.

Maybe not this one. dEadphone.

>> No.71847936
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>>71847289
>>71847325
iBend

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71847997

Why did I even open this.
I should just stop now but I made a thread so why not

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>>71847289

iTODDLERS BTFO

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71848069

>i broke my phone :DD

>> No.71848121
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71848121

This is nuts, holy fuck
It's not fixable

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>>71847362
step 1 stop street shitting

>> No.71848148

>>71847997
See that large black rectangle with some text and logos on it? Ignore the text for now, but do us a service and give the rectangle a few stabs with a knife.

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71848162

>iphone 6, 7, 8 all use the same identical chassis
>iphone 6 has touchscreen failure because the touch IC is right where it bends
>iphone 7 has audio failure because the audio IC is right where it bends
>iphone 8 has bootloops because all the critical phone ICs are right where it bends
>iphone X and XS just straight up die and won't even bootloop because the iphone bends and literally breaks all its solder joints

Pic related, this is how the abortion that is the iPhone X's internal boards are joined together, with a flimsy ring that solders the two boards together. Every bit of pressure causes the entire ring to bend and eventually leads to total catastrophic failure of all solder joints.

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>>71848121
it's a blexible bcb :-D working as inbended :DDD

>> No.71848284

>>71848121
And thanks to non-leaded solder this is BGA hell too.

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71848333

WAIT WHAT

>> No.71848369
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71848369

iPhone everyone.
Completely defies all logic and wants to live.

>> No.71848383

>>71848333
what's this?

>> No.71848404

>>71847321
Trenchfoot

>> No.71848419

>>71848121
pretty sure you would just have to charge the retard $200 and reball with airgun

>> No.71848433

>>71848162
>forget the part where the motherboard is suposed to be held firmly by screws.

>> No.71848448

>>71848333
>itt, anon never heard of a "short"

>> No.71848544
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71848544

All I fucking did was straighten the board and unbend the shielding where it was shorting across a bunch of capacitors.
It just took a backup no problem. I should put a screen in it and give it back bent. Here's your fucking bendphone 6+ back bro

>> No.71848593

your hands are disgusting
conect arse

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>>71848593
It's the shitty white balance of my phone mixed with the shitty office lighting.
I'm sorry :(

This was bent in shorting the caps likely then. I bent it back with some tiny metal pokey things. I was just making a lol apple junk troll thread, I didnt expect to actually fix this fucking garbage.

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>>71848544
>apploo engineers put an unshielded metal bracket over bare electrical components
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

>> No.71848870

>>71848162
Just... Why the fuck even border with over engineering this? Make it rectangular and sturdy.

>> No.71849244

THIS is "fixed" iPhone.
Now what the fuck do I do with it. I'm obviously not issuing it back out to the employee, too much chance it will just fail.

>> No.71849255

>>71849244
poo on it

>> No.71849498

>>71848193
>working as inbended
>inbended
You glorious Bastard

>> No.71849520

>>71847289
my brother had his iPhone 8 for 6 months and the charge port already broke

>> No.71849621

kek andreets seething
reminder that apple is for the rich and android is for the poor

>> No.71849902

>>71847289
Wear shirts with pockets and put the phone in the shirt pocket. Don't put it in your pants pocket and sit with it in there.

>> No.71849913

>>71848121
Clean your fucking fingernails what the fuck

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>>71849913
It’s a poo
He probably stole it.

>> No.71850135

>>71850095
>>71849621
You're evading your bans iJeet.

>> No.71850532

>>71847289
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun

>> No.71850592

>>71847289
Your hands are fucking disgusting. Try soap and water.

>> No.71850916

Do you happen to wear tight faggy pants?

>> No.71851461

>>71848544
>Impossible
>Connect arse

>> No.71851493

>have refurbished iphone 5 I got in like 2015 I think
>dropped it a gorillion times on both sides because my hands are made of butter, accidentally hit the corner of my desk with it, might've lain on top of it a couple times too
>not a single dent on the screen or anywhere else and works entirely fine

>> No.71851557

>>71847289
every phone flexes a little
iphone one simply adapts to you better than other brands

>> No.71852038

>>71847289
yikes

>> No.71852350

>>71849244
Just throw it in a drawer as an emergency backup phone for some other employee

>> No.71852402

>>71848162
Think different!

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