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ITT: technology that scares and confuses the zoomer.

>> No.71586503
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>zoomer man bad

>> No.71586535

>>71586484
Zoomers are studiyng in university you know

>> No.71586541

>>71586503
those are only funny if true

>> No.71586546
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>>71586484

>> No.71586554

My zoomer sister cant read an analog clock. Cant expect much when she spends all of her time on instagram and tictoc.

>> No.71586561

>>71586535
You mean their going $150k in debt

>> No.71586583
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>>71586535
>Zoomers are studiyng in university you know
they still can't read a clock or operate a dial phone

>> No.71586607

>>71586484
Yeah, we zoomers are scared of stock photos.

>> No.71586647

>>71586583
>they still can't read a clock
Bullshit. Watches are more fashionable among zoomers than millennials.
>operate a dial phone
And you can't operate a manual telephone switchboard or a fax machine, what's your fucking point?

>> No.71586654
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>analog clock
>12-hour time

>> No.71586667

>>71586647
>manual telephone switchboard
not a common household item
>or a fax machine,
but I can

>> No.71586684
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71586684

zoomers don't know about double clocks

>> No.71587078

>>71586484
Look at how much soul that old clock face has. Future technology is so gay.

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>>71586541
If
(Zoomer == zoomed) {
System.out.println("Zoombot bad");
}

>> No.71587217

>>71587178
Based and extremely zoomed

>> No.71587242
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>>71586684
Don't forget the scotch tape clocks.

>> No.71587276

>>71587242
>Ikea clocks

>> No.71587316

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

>> No.71587491

>>71586583
do people really think this is hard to use?
I've never used one to make a call but it's pretty obvious you drag it and release

>> No.71587519

>>71587491
>>do people really think this is hard to use?
>I've never used one to make a call but it's pretty obvious you drag it and release

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OADXNGnJok

>> No.71587528

>>71586667
>dial phone
>common

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>>71586484

>> No.71588376
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I have 3 of these fuckers in my attic.
I bet no one in this thread could even make them work

>> No.71588457

>>71588376
you use the crank to make them detonate, right?

>> No.71588476

>>71588457
go back to sleep mohamed....

>> No.71588511

Not one person actually posting the time to prove they can read it. Pathetic LARPing zoomer fucks.

>> No.71588513

>>71588457
Nah the crank is a bait generator in case you want to go fishing.

>> No.71588543
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>>71587242
Of course it's Hungarian

>> No.71588723

>>71588376
I can make your mom work, though

>> No.71589298

>>71586561
I don't live in US so university pays me instead

>> No.71590321

>>71589298
based

>> No.71590561

The day that my ex told me that she couldn't read a clock and the reason she was late for everything was that "quarter to" and "quarter past" confused her was the day I lost all respect for her.
I broke up with her in the next two weeks.

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>>71586667
Dial phone is not a common household item either. You are more likely to find a house with a loom (pic related) than a functional dial phone.

>> No.71591005

>>71588376
I have a vague idea of how they work, but I doubt they'd be usable on the modern telephone network anyway.

>> No.71591050

>>71588333
millennial cant fix or maintain shit either, because genx was too busy working and letting the tv raise us

>> No.71591378

>>71586561
Jokes on you my parents pay for college.

>> No.71591390

>>71586484
I'm a zoomer and I learned how to read analogue clocks in pre-k

>> No.71592561

>>71590686
Nigga every household had a rotary phone no more than three decades ago, you're fucking kidding yourself if you think there's not magnitudes more of those than looms, a nonstandardized device used by hobbyists in 1st world countries and artisans in 2nd and 3rd world countries

>> No.71592584

>>71586561
>their
Maybe you should've went to college

>> No.71592938

>>71592584
*should've gone

>> No.71593119

>based, redpilled and anti-war
Gen X
Gen Y

>cringe, bluepilled and neocons
Boomers
Zoomers

Prove me wrong.

>> No.71593134

>>71586503
>this buttblasted

>> No.71593150

>>71586484
What's strange about that? Looks like a generic clock to me.
t. zoomer

>> No.71593158

>>71593150
he's implying that zoomers don't know how to read analogue clocks, only digital

>> No.71593169
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zoomers literally think CRTs gave people cancer

>> No.71593396

>>71592561
We know for certain that there isn't. There are more looms sold than there are private landlines these days. And most private landlines use a button phone.

>> No.71593421

>>71593169
Only zoomers use the term "CRT"

>> No.71593452

>>71593169
>zoomers literally think CRTs gave people cancer
So did boomers back in the day. CRT scare was the 5G scare from the 70s and 80s

>> No.71593519

Zoomer here learned to read an analog clock in pre-school. But I went to a private pre-school, because my family isn't poor.

My 29 y/o co-worker can't read an analog clock though.

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>>71586484

>> No.71593979
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>>71586484
OMG

where are the numbers.

How will I be able to tell the time.

>> No.71594080

>>71590686
Over the last ten years I've seen two rotary dial phones in houses of old people. I have never seen a loom in anyone's home at any time in my entire life.

>> No.71594086

>>71593169
you realise most zoomers grew up with crts
autist

>> No.71594138

>>71592561
I'm in my mid-30s and NOBODY had a rotary phone when I was growing up. I think the only working one I ever saw was a secondary phone at my grandparents' house.

>> No.71594236

>>71590686
I have a rotary telephone in my room.

>> No.71594270

>>71586561
Zoomer here.
University is basically fucking free (I paid the equivalent of $150 USD)

>> No.71594277

Dial up noise

>> No.71594416

>>71588376
Pick it up and crank it to alert the operator on the other end to connect to the line.From there you instruct the operator on the call details. They didn't have a number system so it would be something like "Evergreen Locust 143" as their "phone number" and the operator would terminate her half of the connection and repeat the crank on her end to the operator inbetween if it was a call to an external hub and instruct her on the details. If it was local she would crank the homeowner's phone for a ring and terminate her connection and complete the connection by plugging the other half in to the destination line.

The pulse rotatory phones were only possible once they standardized the number database.

>> No.71594444

>>71592561
Phone companies discontinued pulse dialing nearly two decades ago. If it's a rotatory phone like we're discussing then the phone itself is converting the pulses into a touch tone pattern for the phone company to handle.

>> No.71594448

>>71594138
I'm 23 and we only had a rotary phone till ten years ago, and nowadays a CRT is still the only tv here "because it still works".

>> No.71594517

>>71594086
this

>> No.71594557
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>>71586484
20yro zoomerfag here. like millennials and boomers, gen z has its fair share of retarded fucking normies. but you guys haven't even come close to the mark. CRTs, rotary phones and analog clocks? bitch please.

let's try restarting this thread and doing it properly. picrel, Nokia brick (or anything that can't run snapchat), DMG GameBoy, TI-83, and moar

>> No.71595193

>>71594080
>>71594236
None of them work to make phone calls. So you can't operate them.

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>>71586484

>> No.71595242

>>71586684
y doe

>> No.71595248

>>71594557
> freedos instead of ms-dos
GTFO, zoomer.

>> No.71595252

>>71595242
original clock was probably too costly to fix, or they couldn't be fucked fixing it, so they went full retard instead.

>> No.71595264

>>71594557
>20yro zoomerfag here.
Don't bother telling us that next time. The way you speak already gives it away.

>> No.71595330

>>71595252
This sounds slavic as fuck

>> No.71595466

>>71587316
kek
based && retard && boomer

>> No.71595517
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>>71587316
>This again

>> No.71595520

>>71593421
Gentlemen use "braun's tube"

>> No.71595542

>>71586554
I worked with someone years ago at taco hell that couldn't read a 24 hour digital clock. She would constantly ask when she needed to get back from break.

Not being able to read aside she couldn't do the basic math of "whatever time it is now plus 30 mins"

>> No.71595596

>>71595193
Uh, yes they did. POTS still exists, and some carriers can still make your line a pulse tone line if you ask for it. Failing that, pulse tone converters exist.

>> No.71595639

>>71587316
first time listening to this thought it was going to be the "yup still got it"

absolutely based

>> No.71595664

>>71594557
im confused
zoomers know about rotary phones but not about TI 83? you sure you attended high school after the 1970s?

>> No.71595696

>>71595664
He's smoking crack. The TI-83 is still in popular classroom use today.

>> No.71595775

>>71595696
right?
they gave us 84s but a buddy had a hand-me-down 83 which was pretty much identical

>> No.71595819

>>71595775
84 iirc just has more memory if you're writing programs and shit. The 83 is equivalent for 99.9% of users.

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>> No.71595974

>>71595664
>>71595696
a lot of us either have parents with a rotary phone lying around somewhere, or have at the very least seen them. but as for older TI tech, we either had their elcheapo TI-30xb or an Nspire CAS with pretty GUI and algebra engine. I got to touch a TI-83 *once* when I didn't have a calc and we found it buried in a dust, hidden in a draw at the back of the room.
>>71595248
low effort post. I coulda grabbed a shot of 6.22 or 5.0. FreeDOS is pretty based at least

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>>71587316

>> No.71596515
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>> No.71596555

>>71587316

>> No.71596580

>>71587316
Clearly articulated.
I shall save this for posterity.

>> No.71596587

>>71586484
It scares the Boomer too - it represents how little time left they have on Earth

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*lasts 100+ years*
Still can't be beat for long term for back up and games being sold physical only has proven itself to be the best environment for good games to be made. Unfortunately Valve and the rest of the industry brainwashed people into believing otherwise, and the PC case industry making it so most new cases don't even have 1 5.25 doesn't help either, external drives exist but still.
Digital distribution and media industries, particularly the video game industry, fear them too.

>> No.71596644
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Analog instruments confuse the fuck of zoomers.

>> No.71596658

>>71596515
only american, australian and nip zoomers would get confused at this, but even then 80% of gen xers from those countries are also incapable to understand it

>> No.71596670

>>71587316
Hahahaha
Good pasta, thanks fren

>> No.71596674

>>71588333
>>71591050
Blame right to repair being eradicated and the Jewish practice of making everything less repairable mainstream.

>> No.71596796

>>71596674
>people nowadays don't tinker with stuff because it's not stipulated by law
lol
I grew up in a household with a nicely equipped little workshop and was pretty close to my dad, an electronics engineer that would give me perfboards and leds and caps to fuck around, and my grandpa, a retired restless metalworker that tried to fix everything with his hands and always had some kind of weekend workshop project
I was born 94 and didnt have a videogame console, or knew what vidya was, or cared too much about TV
The coworkers and classmates that find out I fuck with stuff are all those raised on households with no tools laying around, apartments, or easy access to instantly gratifying media like vidya
Nothing to do with regulations. I even know boomers thar just throw shit out as soon as it stops working, so it's not generational either

>> No.71596812

>>71596796
> that find out I fuck with stuff
that find out I fuck with stuff to be impressive or out of the ordinary

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>> No.71596838

>>71596812
The problem is that they will assume you can fix/drive anything. When you can't...

>> No.71596857

>>71596515
6 Gears!?

Reverse on the left!?

SORCERY!

>> No.71596880

>>71587316
yikes, why are boomers so cringey

>> No.71596911

>>71596838
that's why I tell them to go to a professional that does this for a living and now a weekend warrior like myself that does it for pleasure
my point that it's not a matter of regulations or evem generations to much of an extent but rather what environment you're raises in still stands however

>>71596857
I've seen that a lot on French designed transmissions
neat little detail

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>> No.71596948

>>71587519
Zoomers BTFO

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new bad
old good

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>>71586484

>> No.71597120

>>71596880
He says "yikes"
*snigger*

>> No.71597144

>>71597106
A E S T H E T I C

>> No.71597952

>>71587178
kek

>> No.71597963

>>71586503
They don't even sell unleaded anymore

>> No.71597998

>>71595596
No old person is going to pay for any expensive and bespoke thingamajig when they can get a cheaper and easier alternative.

>> No.71598022

>>71596644
imagine zoomers piloting that shit
I bet they are to blame for the 737 MAX

>> No.71598068

>>71587316
Beautiful

>> No.71598144

>>71586561
I'm paid $400 per month to go to university.

>> No.71598190

>>71592561
I think it's less that you're overestimating rotary phones and more that you're underestimating loomfags

>> No.71598309

>>71586484
zoomers are beginning to build the tech you fucking boomer

>> No.71598352

>>71597106
>doesn't require power/winding
>no arm or pocket bloat
>always 100% accurate
>botnet free
yes, the sundial is indeed the best.

>> No.71598605

>>71586484
How the fuck is this a problem. Even if you don't have parents, you do still have schools, right?

>> No.71598783

>>71598352
>cloudy day
>night

>> No.71599067

>>71598783
>night
>what is a moon dial
>cloudy
>what is a cloud dial
plebian

>> No.71599195

>>71598352
I live near northern pole, half of the year it is morning, another half - almost deep night. fuck the sundial, and fuck you.

>> No.71600595

>>71599195
>I live near northern pole,
So do I
>half of the year it is morning, another half - almost deep night. fuck the sundial, and fuck you.
What? Can't you navigate by the stars?? It is almost as if you don't know how to operate an astrolabe.

>> No.71602167

>>71587519
God the comments on that video.

>> No.71602184

>>71586561
Government pays me over $1000 to go to uni and my rent is subsidized. Utilities, internet etc. are all free.

>> No.71602220

>>71596937
I hate condoms though. Can't feel how wet the girl is and removes most of the feeling. Almost as bad as being circumcised I bet.

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>>71587316
based af

>> No.71603557

>>71599195
A sun dial still works up there, but the design is a little different since the sun tracks along the horizon instead of tracking overhead.

>> No.71603559

>>71586484

haha imagine being an oldfag. when I'm your age i'll be sat on my 1tb ram pc and you'll be popping pills for your limp dick

>> No.71603634

>>71597998
They've just been using the same equipment for 30 years and it's always worked. That might be a foreign concept to you, but it's true.

>> No.71603783

>>71596515
>>71596857
Frenchfag here, the dude's right lof of cars have it on the left BUT usually not in direct access, you need to pull a ring under the knob to be able to engage it

>> No.71603798

>>71603783

oops forgot
>>71596911

>> No.71604680

>>71586561
you mean being American is shit?, sorry anon, not everyone is that unlucky

>> No.71604694

>>71587316
cringe, but based

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>>71593169

>> No.71608150

>>71594448
You're poor AF then. Rotary phones stopped being a thing in the 70s in most of the civilized world.

>> No.71608262

>>71592561
Most houses don't even have phones.

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>>71586484
>I just assembled my gaymen pc, I'm ready to download fortnite
>vsssshhh *beep* ssssshhhhh
>Wtf is this old style noise? This beep doesn't fit my gaymen style reeee it's annoying
pssshht *crack* - sips - I heard the beep son, your pc runs well - sips - back in my time, we didn't have all those colored lights, it was all beige. Good times.
>REEEEEEE DAD LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE

>> No.71609253

>>71608987
I miss those old beepers

Memories of childhood.

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>>71608987
I was playing Wolfenstein with this in the early 90s

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>>71608987
>tfw motherboard didn't come with a beeper speaker
I should buy one and put it on.

>> No.71609545

>>71609253
You can still buy them brand new and put them on the modern MBs. But they are usually just piezo shit. I don't think they make paper cone beepers anymore.

>> No.71609731

10 year olds really cannot read clocks lol Entire luxury watch industry is going to die in 50 years time

>> No.71609859

>>71609731
>Entire luxury watch industry is going to die in 50 years time
and nothing of value will be lost

>> No.71609946

>>71594270
What shit ass university are you going to?

>> No.71609974

>>71596857
What is any manual BMW trans?

>> No.71610057

>>71596937
>not large
never gonna make it

>> No.71610090

>>71609946
Could be going to any German one their fees are laughably low.

>> No.71610106

>>71591005
You could, depending on what country you live in.
Most countries have phone systems are built to support future expansions, developments and also support older models.
The biggest problems for using one of those today is to get a phone company that will sell you a subscription.

>> No.71610191

>>71587316
cringe

>> No.71610364

>>71609448
>listens to sabaton
fuck you Sabaton is great

>> No.71610433

Analog clocks are an obsolete form of telling time modeled after another obsolete form of telling time? Why do we even use these things anymore?

>> No.71610618

>>71609946
I'm in Mexico, state universities are usually extremely cheap and they all generally are really good for very specific fields.

Also UNAM, probably the best in the country charges literally less than a dollar.

>> No.71611026

>>71610433
edgelord niggers thinking theyre deep and unique for using old shit

>> No.71611990

>>71586484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVeFEBCwXy0

>> No.71612095

>>71586484
what's the point of an analog clock? it's just a more vague way to display time.
Do you use one on your desktop? Didn't think so. It's only for decoration in /currentyear/
>>71602220
consolation reply

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