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>> No.71237341

fpbp

>> No.71237440

>>71237322
/thread

>> No.71237539
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GNOME developers caught live

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>> No.71237727

>>71237620
that's javascript
a better solutions would've been to just:
for(var i = 1; i <= 31; i++) {
var sheet = ss.getSheetByName(i.toString());
ss.deleteSheet(sheet);
}

better yet would've been to just use the getSheets() method that would just return a Sheet[].

>> No.71237757

>>71237727
its a joke.

>> No.71237758

>>71237539
What the actual fuck.

>> No.71237759

>>71237539
god i wish that were windows me

>> No.71237767

reee let me post REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.71237787

>>71237758
foot fetish is apparently the most common one out there
i don't get it either

>> No.71237806

>>71237757
ask me how I know you're retarded

>> No.71237826

>>71237579
Adding primes?

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>>71237539
>>71237787
Holy fuck, I thought he was just vigorously eating a sandwich

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>> No.71238074

>>71238031
hehe based, Liberty Guns Beer and Trump amritie xd

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>>71238074

>> No.71238171

>>71238118
Nice toys.

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>>71238118

>> No.71238199

>>71237806
how do you know I'm retarded?

>> No.71238214
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stackoverflow is a technological hellscape

>> No.71238241

>>71238031
Somebody doesn't get laid

>> No.71238248

>>71238176
NO MISTER PRESIDENT DON'T TOUCH IT YOU'LL CATCH THE GAY

>> No.71238281

>>71238241
>no sex 4 u
see if you can come up with an actual argument sometime

>> No.71238286

>>71238214
Poor Macbook users.

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>>71238241
yikes you must be an INCEL

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>> No.71238349

>>71238290
How can people live with a kitchen like that?

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Tech humor really is the worst humor.

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>> No.71238486

>>71238118
>brave

oh no no no no

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>> No.71238528

>>71238360
that's actually true. money trumps brain, 1000x.

>> No.71238538
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>>71238360
honestly if we find out that aliens are using like vat grown meat suits or something i'm not even going to be surprised because of how... alien zuckerberg is

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>>71238514

>> No.71238658

>OP hasn't gotten a single (You)
That must suck. Here.
>>71237298
Your image fucking sucks.

>> No.71238728

>>71237298
Might be the unfunniest imagine I've ever seen. Fuck you.

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>>71238728

>> No.71238888

>>71237560
>filename
Holy shit first time I've lost to a /g/ humour thread in months

>> No.71238972

>>71238118
lost

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>>71237322

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>> No.71239069

>>71239002
You're delusional, Intel processors can't explode.

>> No.71239079

>>71239069
It's a 200w TDP with AVX, not great, not terrible.

>> No.71239121

>>71237806
how do you know he's retarded?

>> No.71239129

>>71237955
i thought he was just vigorously sucking a very large dildo.

>> No.71239146

>>71239069
Good post.

>> No.71239304

>>71237806
how do you think you know he's retarded

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>>71237539

>> No.71239361

>>71238583
Holy fuck, so THIS is why pooinloos are fucking crazy about Jobs. He shared their love of smelling like shit.

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detacnabie

>> No.71239378

>>71237539
who are they?

>> No.71239388

/C/

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>> No.71239463

>>71238053
Wife's sons are black
(you)r chuckle, sir

>> No.71239483

>>71239025
>not having backups
reddit

>> No.71239484

>>71238214
>the fuck
lost

>> No.71239504

>>71237787
yeah why can't they just into vore like normal people?

>> No.71239513
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>>71237539
>TFW I thought it was a burrito
>Realize it's a foot
>Wanting old ass feet

>> No.71239520

>>71238214
>OwOP
Heh.

>> No.71239545

>>71238118
LMAO!!

>> No.71239580
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>>71239513
Look away kitter, look away.

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>>71239069
1000W, not great but not terrible.

>> No.71239757
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A classic one.

>> No.71239787

>>71239757
I really need to watch American Psycho.

>> No.71239792

>>71237539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewm3Do_P4Z0

Bruh the audio

>> No.71239825

>>71239718
Explain to me how a 9th gen CPU throttles, comrade.

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>>71237298

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>> No.71239890

>>71238241
arguing with holes

>> No.71239942

>>71239757
>anime wallpaper
Into the trash it goes

>> No.71240077

>>71237560
I wonder what were they trying to accomplish here.

>> No.71240091

>>71240077
triggering the bug

>> No.71240100

>>71240091
No, I mean the itoddler dev who coded that piece of shit.

>> No.71240107

>>71238074
>>71238241
Hi womyns

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>>71238214
>OwOP

>> No.71240217

>>71239757
>archfag you're sweating
almost made it through the whole thing, but lost at this

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>> No.71240625

>>71239069
This person is in shock.

>> No.71240667

>>71239787
You haven't yet???
What are you doing...

>> No.71240676

>>71237298
Jfc

>> No.71240704

>>71238118
Based

>> No.71240761

>>71239787
Read it first, book is better
Especially the part where he's blowing bubbles with his face in a cut open torso full of blood

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>>71238214
>cropping out the miku profile picture
>lilydawuff user profile doesnt exist
hmmm

>> No.71241070

>>71240815
cute

>> No.71241156

>>71237806
haha takes one to know one amiright fellas

>> No.71241162

>>71238031
>>71240107
>>71239890
hi /r9k/, go back please!

>> No.71241853

>>71239129
Same

>> No.71241883

>>71238290
Found the python developer

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>>71237560

>> No.71242050

>>71239757
I fucking knew it's going to be Illya

>> No.71242064

>>71237579
this must be generated code

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>> No.71242785

>>71241156
Sorry you have to be 18 to browse this site

>> No.71242925
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>>71237322

>> No.71242941

>>71237539
I thought it was a burrito.

>> No.71242980
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>>71238214
Reminds me of one of my favourite things ever posted online

>> No.71242983

>>71239069
liar liar, cpu on fire

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>> No.71243042

>>71243034
That didn't age well.

>> No.71243049

>>71243023
>killer app
I hate this term but what the fuck is racist/sexist about it?
These people really have to reach this hard to find so-called problematic stuff?

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>> No.71243077

>>71243049
I wouldn't even consider "killer app" to be software development terminology, it's just PR talk

>> No.71243085

>>71243034
I don't get it. Nothing?

>> No.71243098

>>71243077
These people that have issues with the terminology don't know the difference. They literally got into software dev because of PR, very likely convinced that the PR they were falling prey to was PR in the first place.

>> No.71243113

>>71238031
Pathetic and black pilled

>> No.71243142

>>71243113
The dataset of genetic testing for hereditary diseases in UK revealed that 10-28% of children are not from their father.

>> No.71243174

>>71243034
All either knocking off the iPhone or HTC One M7?

>> No.71243230

>>71243142
so they are from their mom, got it

>> No.71243239

>>71243230
Artificial wombs can't come out soon enough.

>> No.71243261

>>71243142
Both genders admit to cheating at around that percentage.

>> No.71243272

>>71243174
>UNIRONICALLY

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>>71237539

>> No.71243313

>>71243261
Yeah but woman bad, man good

>> No.71243342

>>71239069
They do explode inside MacBooks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2r-g8EaTfY

>> No.71243343

>>71239025
Jej

>> No.71243553

>>71238171
I'd love to have toys like that tho.

>> No.71243563

>>71240815
Doesn't matter. That, >>71242980 and your picture are all hyperbolic strawmen created by furfags.
Reminder to yiff in hell, by the way.

>> No.71243615

>>71243342
good job dumb dumb

>> No.71243629

>>71243023
>primary/replica
sounds like he just wanted to use the word replica. that's the dumbest ""alternative"" I've ever heard.

>> No.71244126

>>71243023
I do think that black list and whitelist are retardedly archaic and idiomatic. Any developer knows that metaphors and the scum of all languages and belong in pre-technology poetry. Besides, the sooner we can purge the world of metaphor derived terms and idioms, then sooner cunts can stop spouting completely uninteresting factoids about their origins and propping up their shit argument and description with pre-built terms. Then maybe we can purge "business" of their lies-by-obscurity.
As for "killer app", there are a hungry synonymy for viral, successful and valued.
"primary/replica" just shows embarrassing limitations of knowledge

>> No.71244353

>>71239029
>blender_donuts.webm

>> No.71244370

>>71239825
Fuck off back to r*ddit you nigger commie

>> No.71244392

>>71243085
I think it's audio jack.

>> No.71244421

>>71242785
>get burned by kindergarten-tier banter

>y-yo-you must be 18!

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>>71238074
>>71238241
>>71241162
>>71243113

>> No.71244472

>>71244370
This man is delusional, take him to the infirmary.

>> No.71244476

>>71244444
Quints of truth

>> No.71244786

>>71244126
I've never heard anyone wanting to purge metaphors before. Imagine how autistic one would have to be to think this way.
>propping up their shit argument and description with pre-built terms
You mean using language? Just because you don't know the etymology of a word, it doesn't automatically become idiosyncratic. Here are some metaphor/metonymy derived terms you used in this paragraph:
>retarded
>developer
>language
>derive
>description
>obscurity
Your proposal is exceptionally ridiculous in a language as heavily based on Latin as modern English. It would be easier with Language with a tendency for transliteration and a recent reform, like German or Hungarian, but even those heavily borrow from Latin.

>> No.71245053

>>71244126
hundreds* of synonyms* for viral, successful and valued
>>71244786
Whoa looks like we got a linguist over here.
Obviously all words have an etymology, what kind of impotent argument is that? I'm not suggesting that were rebuild English and give it a new day 0. I also see the value of composite words, they allow us to know systems and understand words without ever having had heard them before.
Metaphors (and idioms) are filth and a crutch, if you listen, you'll soon find that bullshits are hiding behind hundreds while engineers rarely have value for them without only muddying their communication which would benefit from precision.
Hope I've made a slightly compelling argument against metaphors. Illconceived metaphors that are too often found, a dozen nodes of separation from their descriptive origin, in tech.
I don't speak any other language fluently but I'm aware than we consuming translations from other languages, they're often unbearable messes due to being even fuller of metaphor than English. Being from a country with a lot of region diversity, It's easy for me to compare those who ramble with their dudspeak versus those who can describe a point without having to rely on former experience of idioms - a pointless barrier of entry to valued foreigners and even children.
ps you seem like a boomer trying to knowledge joust, the very "cunts" which I described. I'm not calling you a cunt, and I even appreciate your attempt to share some knowledge. It's fun just bantering to ready for arguments on better platforms

>> No.71245156

>>71243023
how is replica a logical replacement for slave? slaves are rarely a replica (copy) of a master

>> No.71245172

>>71243041
>we have a folder inside the SMB folder called "INFECTED DO NOT OPEN" that hosts an ancient worm that somehow has been contained there
reads like something out of a scifi novel

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>>71243050
>blurring out things which are easy as fuck to find

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>>71245195
here's the unedited original before they added the emojis

>> No.71245381

>>71245156
can't use parent/child because some shit will then be triggered about killing child processes.
excuse me, I mean stopping replica tasks.

>> No.71245426

>>71245381
parent/child is already used in process management

>> No.71245452

>>71242980
>71238214

OR here, that image was actually the inspiration for the SO post I made, although I did change the user to a furry instead of a weeb because I thought that was more fitting.

>> No.71245670

>>71245381
Don't show them Erlang.
=SUPERVISOR REPORT==== 3-Jun-2019::14:58:45.841000 ===
supervisor: {<0.82.0>,gol_sup}
errorContext: child_terminated
...
{child_type,worker}]

>> No.71245710

>>71245670
how do you think Joe Armstrong died?

>> No.71245719

>>71245710
He overdosed on FPGAs. Don't do embedded programming, kids.

>> No.71245729

>>71243068

So far the only thing that got a laugh out of me.

>> No.71245731

>>71239513
I thought it was a dildo. I don't know which is worse.

>> No.71245763

>>71242980
>*starts twerking*

>> No.71245857

>>71240228
>>>/sci/

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>>71244444
holy quints, female fags eternally btfo

>> No.71246197

>>71245452
Keep up the good work
Although I do prefer Miku UwU posting, gives me the image of a perpetually drunk weeb programmer rather than, well, just a furry

>> No.71246280

>>71239378
It doesn't matter who they are, what matters is their plan.

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>> No.71246569

>>71237620
sheeeeeeeeeeet

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>>71246569
You aint seen nothing yet.

>> No.71247057

>>71241162
awww tranny mad~?

>> No.71247178

>>71244444
BRUH

>> No.71247228

>>71237539
Oh say can you see

>> No.71247490

my first fizzbuzz was terrible and used to get posted in these threads. haven't seen it in a while. used to make me laugh every time.

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>>71237539
T-That's not a Quiznos sub...

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>>71237298

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>>71242980
>Contributor
how?

>> No.71250835

>>71243023
I find this attempt at kink-shaming incredibly bigoted. Its incredibly intolerant to shame BDSM by replacing Master/Slave terminology with Primary/Replica terminology.

>> No.71250937

>>71243010
Oh, come on, this is fucking ridiclious. U better go back to the kitchen and cook me a florentina pizza if you care about such a bullshit.

>> No.71251169

>>71243041
>the frontend is outlook
can someone explain what this means to my dumb ass?

>> No.71251206

>>71245381
Someone post the picture of "omg my computer is talking about children being forced did I accidentally hack a pedo network"

>> No.71251519
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>>71251206

>> No.71251561

>>71238031
oh, a hurt incel

>> No.71251886
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>>71251561
It's just satire m8 not everything is a political statement

>> No.71252138

>>71238290
Was für ein Sojajunge

>> No.71253132

>>71243023
motherboard -> social-construct-gender-electronic-chips-support

>> No.71253608

>>71243023
>let's change that
why?

also, 'beloved app' doesn't replace 'killer app', a killer app isn't necessarily something which is popular, but an app which drives the sales of the platform it's on, a "flagship app" would make more sense

>> No.71253623

>>71242026
based as shit
too bar the stickers are from redbubble

>> No.71253765

>>71253132
or mainboard

>> No.71254503

>>71244786
>a language as heavily based on Latin as modern English.
>English
>heavily based on Latin
Excellent bait otherwise, but this was a bit too obvious.

>> No.71254831

>>71252138
VSSTÖ, was erwartet man sich da anderes?

>> No.71254837
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>> No.71254865

>>71254503
Moron

>> No.71254921

>>71239836
kek

>> No.71254970

>>71243342
how often do you think Louis lets her out of the dungeon now?

>> No.71255110

>>71239025
Still one of the best

>> No.71255151
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>>71254970
No idea, haven't seen her since on stream. By the way that metal trapdoor in front of his store leads to his sex dungeon. Someone from NYC could try visit it and stomp on a bit on that door to see if she responds.

>> No.71255191

>>71244444
That'll be a Based from me sir.

>> No.71255314

>>71238354
I see you've never been to the /ck/ humour thread

>> No.71255363

>>71246743
Isn't that on purpose, though? I'm assuming this is supposed to be an ultra-fast prime check for a very specific application that deals with relatively small primes.
Given these constraints and assuming performance is of the absolute essence, then the best thing to do is to just hard-code the first few thousand primes, and put the most common numbers at the top. The huge if statement is likely code generated too.

>> No.71255401
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>>71237539

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>>71239757
>I can't believe Anon prefers Anon's desktop to mine
every single time

>> No.71255419

>>71255363
Then you iterate through a lookup table. This is fucking retarded no matter how you cut it.

>> No.71255501

>>71251169
By the sounds of it, it's probably some Office97 VBA macro hell

>> No.71255635

>>71254837
lost

>> No.71256597

>>71249457
maybe he just doesnt like attention whores?

>> No.71256735

>>71249457
>disregarding 3dpd
pretty based desu

>> No.71256747

>>71249457
He's a soulless chink, wouldn't be surprised honestly.

>> No.71258562
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>> No.71259013

>>71238118
cringe

>> No.71259171

>>71255314
Different guy, but I don't browse there. It's just photos of intentionally bad cooking, isn't it?

>> No.71259255

>>71239025
Fucking kek

>> No.71259466

>>71251169
>tfw you neet so hard
You can access dedicated fileservers through outlook. It's a microsoft thing. Comparable to google drive, expect it's company wide.

>> No.71259467

>>71251886
the fact that you consider it satire is in itself a political statement

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>> No.71259565

>>71238354
more like the most popular boards had a massive drop in post quality

>> No.71259612

>>71238793
is this a common practice?

>> No.71259631

>>71239836
wow linux sure is great

>> No.71259652

>>71238214
>OwOP
I'm crying it's time for bed

>> No.71259673
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>>71259486
What's this stand things? Just a monitor stand?

>> No.71259682

>>71239836
who is this bad at shooping though, really

>> No.71259711

>>71238031
Based and redpilled

>> No.71259727

>>71255363
private static Set<Long> setOfPrimes = new HashSet<>();
// some code that inserts all the primes

public static boolean(long num){
return setOfPrimes.contains(num);
}

>> No.71259755

>>71259466
to be fair i’ve had a development job for a year and we use outlook, obviously just for emails/scheduling/meetings and i didn’t understand what is meant by the front end is outlook. perhaps i haven’t been working long enough or not using all of outlooks features

>> No.71259780

>>71259631
That's bumblebee not Linux
It's not like any other OS couldn't have a very similar thing happen either

>> No.71259793

>>71255419
no u

>> No.71260530
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>>71237298
Starting at only $13 000

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>>71239856
saved

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>>71244444

>> No.71260788

>>71259682
>he doesn't know

>> No.71260798
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>>71240815
>fagpreggers

>> No.71260828

>>71260798
presumably refers to a growing AIDS infection

>> No.71261328
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>>71240815
>hurr your fandom has a more retarded member than mine

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>> No.71261769

>>71243313
The issue is not having sex with someone else, idiot. It's the consequence that the poor guy devotes most of his finances and time and energy for ~20 years to a child under the assumtion that it is his offspring when it is in fact not. That's a lot to be robbed of, and equating it to "Chad fucked Stacy behind my back and I feel so worthless :(" is retarded as fuck. There's no analogue of this when you flip sexes. Even having a rape baby with no access to abortion is arguably better, it's at least still your child you'll be raising then.

>> No.71261801

>>71241883
ruby*

>> No.71261810

>>71259486

that needs the guy from the art auction exclaiming "are you fokken serious?"

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>>71251519
>cyber space options
I chuckled.

>> No.71261997

>>71237806
How do you know you're retarded?

>> No.71262081

>>71261328
Good evening. Something... something got broken and I couldn't be heard, so I'll repeat again. The electoral result of Stonoga's Committee is some kind of failure, I think this Polish fucking dumb society, this fucking bunch of imbeciles who voted for these bitches cockroaches of PiS, this is some fucking misunderstanding. If it matters to you so little... If it matters to so little, people, such social activism as mine, where I put my family, my private life, my business and everything else on the line and for you it was worth only fucking 70 or 80 thousand votes, you ought to get fucked, you ought to get fucked as hard as PiS can fuck you. The Platform hadn't fucked you as hard as PiS will fucking fuck you. Your fucking butts
will itch from pain.
This is a tragedy. This is a tragedy, that in this antihuman country, a country where the media couldn't fucking tell that Zbigniew Stonoga has been desecrated, that this man has been acquitted 118 times, that these judicial WHORES! I repeat, judicial WHORES! judicial WHORES had been baselessly accusing this man and then acquitted him after many years; that this isn't enough to elect this man into parliament.
PiS will fuck you in the ass, PiS will fucking fuck you harder than the Platform ever did. This bitch, this little cockroach, fucking piece of trash Kaczyński will destroy you, Sumlińskis, Kanias, Rachońs, Republika TVs will fucking take away the taste of life from you, you fucking idiots. National Polish idiots. I don't fucking give a shit, because I can afford anything. I'm going to fucking live like THAT! I'm going to
get the fuck out of here tonight, ticket out of Poland has been already bought, and I will fucking laugh at you Polish suckers, that you're so dumb, such cretins, who voted this PiS garbage into power.

>> No.71262090

>>71261328

Not for JKM, not for Stonoga, but for some bitches Petru, assfucked fucking Jews, for fucking maniacs Kukizes they did vote. This is the fucking Poland. Because of fucking Poland, because of you fucking dicks nothing will change in this country, because you're pieces of shit and one
should fuck you, fuck you hard and profit from you, because you're a bunch of national fuckers and losers. Do you understand this?
And you sweethearts who voted for me, who have supported me, thank you. Because it's a handful of Poles, handful of Poles, today it's maybe 70 thousand people, maybe 80. (Turn off that phone or I'll turn it off for good.) Yes, yes, only fucking this is good in this fucking Poland. At last I tell you right in your mugs you garbage, that you're boorish, that your
fucking credit fucking cards are your glory, your dignity. Fucking corporate job and debit card, this is you fucking Poles, to hell with you.
It wasn't fucking worth it, it wasn't worth doing anything... to... fucking waste of time talking, fucking waste of my mouth. May you... Listen. Those of you who, stupid fuckers, voted for PiS, go to hell, you're fucking worthless, you're anti-Poles. Good night. What's up, fucking faggot? What did you want to say? OK, well, I get the fuck out now. Fuck, it wasn't worth 9 indictments, it wasn't worth it to expose Waitergate. Stupid Poland, stupid pollacks, the only right thing to do with you is to put you into Auschwitz, turn on the ovens. It wasn't worth it, you stupid dicks, you.

>> No.71262137

>>71244444
angering quints

>> No.71262378

>>71243261
are you retarded? women don't get cheated into raising children that are not their own

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>> No.71262463

>>71259467
cringe and newfag

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>>71237539

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>> No.71262546

>>71262466
Brb, just uploading my camera footage to the cloud so I can download it to my computer and... Oh, bandwidth cap... See you in two hours

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Only real koders will get this one!

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>>71238118

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>>71262546
okay, keep me posted

>> No.71262587

>>71237539
Was getting caught part of their plan ?

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>> No.71262614

>>71238214
memes asside, is stackoverflow a good place for meaningless shitposting?

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>>71262614
meme

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>> No.71262664

>>71238031
cringe and incelpilled

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HITLER KAPUT)

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>> No.71262750

>>71262731
a fucking rat

>> No.71262755

>>71262731
>that broken frame
;_;

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>> No.71262789

>>71262750
|
|>
|3
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>> No.71262793
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71262793

requesting more of these

>> No.71262807
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>>71262750
nah, just bantz

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>> No.71262837

>>71237620
it was on /g/ few months ago
asked why he haven't just made a screenshot OP said taking a photo was faster

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>> No.71262921

>>71259673
Monitor stand for their new $4999 monitor.

>> No.71262959
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Summary of the Apple thread on /g/ right now with the rainbow Apple logo

>> No.71262977
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>"Replaceable batteries in AirPods are impossible to implement!"

>> No.71262983

>>71238031
yikes

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>> No.71263011
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Laptops and tits are technology

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>> No.71263070

>>71262977
>freshness guaranteed
mmm, delicious hearing aid batteries

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>> No.71263093

>>71263011
fuck tits
more pits

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>> No.71263157

>>71262977
Size 13 is too big for AirPods unironically

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nice

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>>71263157
idc and idgaf, fuck off

>> No.71263190

>>71263169
Uh oh some butt just did boom

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71263218

>>71259995
is right, they're all gay, see?
>>71263190
thinks about butt stuff immediately

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>> No.71263239

>>71263074
>7 rounds

>> No.71263253

>>71263074
>comparing a number to a string

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>>71263239
>>71263253
post fix or shut up

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>> No.71263324

>>71262653
i dont get it? you need to enter a code to pair bt devices for security

>> No.71263385

>>71237560
Oh i was looking at the dropdown menu having shit behavior.. Didn't even notice the actual bug

>> No.71263396

>>71239856
Love my 15k RPM HDD, have it for over a decade, never failed on me.

>> No.71263402

>>71237560
>>71263385
Oh shit I thought that was the joke lmao

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>>71263324
no i dont, maybe you do

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>>71263402
>>71263385
soo funnehhh XD\r

>> No.71263436

>>71262869
what a fuckin legend

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>> No.71263470

>>71263137
samsung is almost 4 decades older than apple

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>> No.71263603

>>71263239
Can you count?

>> No.71263633

>>71263603
how many places in 0 through 6?

>> No.71263666

>>71263633
What is 6 mod 6?

>> No.71263686

>>71262869
i’d slap the fuck out of that bitch

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>>71263239
This gun holds seven bullets. I'm a professional. You can't fool me, old man.

>> No.71263731

>>71263137
>explaining the joke with emoji in the image itself while also having the joke in the filename
What is this facebook-tier normalfag shit? The joke itself is good, the presentation - not so.

>> No.71263732

>>71245053
Here's a (you), now fuck off.

>> No.71263844

>>71262771
>>71262782
>>71262793
i bet he sounds like hulk hogan and danny devito

>> No.71263913

>>71263074
>there's a 50% chance each chamber in the cylinder has a bullet, which is only decided when you pull the trigger
quantum roulette

>> No.71265112

>>71238360
what if that is actually the real zuckerberg and the thing walking around is an animated wax replica that's being used to take over some aspect of the world?
what if he isnt the only one?
Do you think hes conscious in there? maybe trying to scream for help as dozens of people walk past him every day?

>> No.71265649

>>71262547
it really was a different time

>> No.71265697

$RANDOM isnt defined in POSIX sh

>> No.71265718

>>71265697
>>71263074

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