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>> No.70910493

>>70910486
More like, sexist programming language.
Step aside men, let the women handle coding.

>> No.70910494

>>70910486
c#

>> No.70910501
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70910501

C#

>> No.70910515

>>70910493
Kek

>> No.70910743

https://github.com/RockstarLang/rockstar/blob/master/examples/fizzbuzz.rock

>> No.70911035

>>70910501
Sauce?

>> No.70911376

>>70910486
https://github.com/MWHuy/loli

>> No.70911858

>>70910486
sepples

>> No.70911870

Python is pretty sexy, curly braces are ugly

>> No.70911919

>>70911870
onions

>> No.70912081

http://www.clifford.at/spl/

>> No.70912600

C#

>> No.70912736

haskal

>> No.70912858

>>70910486
What is the Diogenes of programming language?

>> No.70913809

Erlang

>> No.70913883

>>70910486
PHP

>> No.70913976

>>70910486
damn this nigga hung like a Trojan Horse

>> No.70913999

Rust has all the girls (male)

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>>70913999
which one has all the beckies (female)

>> No.70914493

fortran.

>> No.70914621

>>70910486
Kotlin.
Even C# looks old compared to it.

>> No.70914647

>>70912858

Stallman

>> No.70914682

>>70910486
Why is diogenes masturbating? Wasn't he a stoic?

>> No.70914691

>>70914080
cringe

>> No.70914706

C

>> No.70914720

>>70914682

Diogenes was a cynic, not a stoic. He'd probably think the stoics were dweebs.

>> No.70914812

>>70914720
But cynics also didn't like sex for non reproductory purposes. Why would a cynic masturbate?

>> No.70914853

>>70914812
Cynics don't necessarily want to CHASE things like fame, wealth or sex. Diogenes masturbated when he wanted to masturbate because he wanted to masturbate.

>> No.70914884

>>70914682

"Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, and masturbated in public ... On the indecency of his masturbating in public he would say, 'If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly.'"

>> No.70914905
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Perl

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>>70910486
Lua

>> No.70915207

>>70914884
The most based man in the history

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70915268

>>70910486

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>>70910493

A woman's place is in the kitchen.
Now go make me a sandwich.

>> No.70915816

C++ without a doubt.

>> No.70915861

>>70910486
Well lisp does have the curves.

>> No.70915894

>>70911376
What a cute and funny language

>> No.70915914

>>70912736
ding ding ding

>> No.70916026

>>70915268
Nice meme

>> No.70916033

>>70910486
assembly
>no unnecessary bullshit or baggage
>raw and efficient
>understands you on a deep (low) level
>not portable, won't cheat on you

>> No.70916049

>>70910486
Where do I find a jizzing Diogenes fountain? Asking for a friend.

>> No.70916343

c# is the only correct answer

i'd put typescript up there too

>> No.70916388

>>70910743
what the actual fug

>> No.70916444

malbolge is the only valid answer.

>> No.70917173

Elixir is the only correct answer

>> No.70917878

>>70910486
Julia

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