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Post funny /g/ stuff

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>> No.70519936

get out, troll

>> No.70519967

what's the joke?
it's a quote from a movie and then it includes a screencap from the same movie so there's no question that OP samefagged his response

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Doesn't slowing down to let someone into your lane cause traffic behind you?

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>> No.70520431
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from /dpt/

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>> No.70520492

Chromium is the best engine, but I'm using Vivaldi. Fuck chrome

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>> No.70520516

I don't get it, and I play FF14.

>> No.70520549

>I'm not paying
>you just lost my business

>> No.70520579
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Tower servers are a thing.

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The joke is unnecessarily complex restrictions means bad UX.

He's would be payed in exposure, you see.

>> No.70520617

Nice poll.

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>> No.70520635

Maybe they dont want you to name your retainer -----''''''--'-'-' cuz they aren't names

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>> No.70520675

SQL you faggots

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Ok but why the fuck would anyone name their retainer in the first place?

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If that description is the complete set of restrictions, then only hyphens are restricted in their placement, and apostrophes can be placed as many times in a row as you want, so -x''''''''''''x-x' is a perfectly valid name.

Anyway, people can come up with things that aren't names no matter what restrictions you place on them, so at some point you just have to say fuck it.

>> No.70520702

le xkcd may may

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>> No.70520728

You caught me, xkcd invented SQL.

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>> No.70520753

I wish Chrome could give me a cute trap pic every time I try to google something.

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>> No.70520774

Is there a physical device limit when using raid0?
Like can I just pile on 1000 drives into raid0 or is there something stopping me here. Obviously physical space and components matter but there's only a limit of you use components with a limit right?

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That's a possibility. It explains the restriction of 'no consecutive hyphens', but does it explain the 'no hyphens next to apostrophes'?

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>> No.70520791

Probably to do with other of their terrible programing practices.

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>> No.70520846

>Like can I just pile on 1000 drives into raid0 or is there something stopping me here
Yes, your sanity.

>> No.70520850

Female programmers.

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>> No.70520950

>Like can I just pile on 1000 drives into raid0 or is there something stopping me here.
A drive will die before the array has completed building.

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>> No.70520964

I don't get it, what's the humorous part about this picture?

>> No.70520972

>Playing FFXIV and not ESO

>> No.70520978

>windows doesn't come with imaging tools
Is anon actually retarded?

>> No.70520987

It's funny for people who never even leave the house

>> No.70520996

Uhm, there's no Google+ anymore

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My rep tried to sell me one of these, it's four micro blades sharing storage in a single chassis.

>> No.70521037

Oh wow Im actually in a screen cap and for something so retarded

>> No.70521045

I'm not sure I understand why, but then I guess neither do you.

>> No.70521062

People say this is bait, but honestly I've had a few conversations not far off this, and I don't even call myself a web developer.

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>> No.70521090

>yfw this is how all those black hole drives were setup

>> No.70521104

Isn't a server any computer which is used to serve stuff kek

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>> No.70521208

I have friends who are artists, musicians, graphic designers, etc... they ALL have had solicitations of this sort. Webdevs get a double dose of it.It's what convinced me not to go into webshit.

None of my friends who freelance webdev ever advertise. It's just asking for it. They tend to seek work and interview the employer rather than the other way around.

>> No.70521356

Are you new here?
/g/ "humor" is almost exclusively screencaps of samefagging (probably posted by that same samefag)

>> No.70521367

how was this funny at all? all those (you)s for such a shit reply and thread what a waste

>> No.70521378

>t. intool

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Jesus fucking Christ as an It Admin this is what i have to do everyday, it's like that idiot here who told me he shut off his pc every day after work and instead he was shutting off the monitor since he thought it was the real pc

>> No.70522911

Someone explain this to me please.

>> No.70522968

>Someone explain this to me please.
You're retarded.

>> No.70523010

the student live in switzerland

>> No.70523041

Because go doesn't have generics he creates a name that looks like a generic, but doesn't actually use angle brackets. Then he does some text replace. All because go lacks that important feature.

>> No.70523796

>save the world
>by tipping

>> No.70523820

>burning charcoal inside
>the student live in switzerland
not for much longer

>> No.70524020

My GF is a realtor now but she went to college and got a bachelor's degree in photography. Back when she was still trying to do photography full time she constantly had people wanting her to take family photos or pictures of their kid's birthday party who expected her to do it for $20 or a gift card to a restaurant. When she told them that her going rate for something like that was $200 for shooting and editing some people would get offended that she would charge that much. It didn't matter that she was going to be spending 2-4 hours on site shooting pictures, have to drive there and back, and then spend another couple of hours editing the pictures using her legit, paid copy of photoshop...

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>> No.70524863

Optimizer-chan is cute! CUTE!

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>He doesn't know about leaning servers

>> No.70524971

Those fucking hexagons bro

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>must be willing to relocate to Montreal
And that's how you turn away 99% of potential employees.

>> No.70525027

>il ne parle pas français

>> No.70525031

desu I'd work for pornhub, but I don't care enough to get a work visa in Canada for a USA citizen

>> No.70525047

the client doesn't acknowledge, only the server does
it should be

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>> No.70525251

Sauce? I want to see the rest of this mess now.

>> No.70525516

I love this

>> No.70525649


he could be imac friend though

>> No.70525742

some spic wrote this, the emphasis should be on the word "you" instead of "are"

>> No.70525787

someone thought this was worth typing

>> No.70526079 [DELETED] 

I made it. It's an /a/ meme
>I want to look EXACTLY like {anime character}
>Oh yeah, I want to BE {anime character}.

>> No.70526104

ok, the emphasis should be on the word "you" instead of "are"

YOU are a dumbass

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I wish google gave me shit that I want.
Instead it keeps suggesting me shit that is only related to what like by one word in name, which is almost never enough.

At least I know that if they wanted to spy on me, they wouldn't know the real me.

>> No.70526326

I presume 16k devices is somewhat not okay, but 8k block devices should be fine.

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I have no idea, I got it from /g/

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>> No.70526376

I think that post was after Mozilla banned them but before chrome did.

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>> No.70526419

Google banned them now too?
Then my maymay came to life.

>> No.70526517

>cunt wars
>google it
>play it without registration
>start judging tactical options and ignore tits
it's /d/ that trained me for this moment

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I didn't know Google b& them too lol.

>> No.70526576

No shit. 1GiB of ram would be swamped just from the OS in the year of our Bloat, 2019.

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Imagine paying to use a toilet when there are miles upon miles of empty pavement just sitting around you.

>> No.70526584

he's got a point though, tax money should help this cause

>> No.70526791

That thing is actually pretty adorable.

>> No.70526815

>>70525742 >>70526104
based englishman

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>> No.70526878
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Just like how tax money being injected into colleges helped them too, right?

>> No.70527187

Yeah but public toilets are like sidewalks (hue) while colleges are like private race tracks who only let in a certain number of people to make it "exclusive" while taking the subsidy and still charging for entry.

>> No.70527300

I have no doubt it's real at all.

>> No.70527368

>Closed because duplicate of this unrelated question

>> No.70527394

Never fails to amaze me
Fucking Reddit faggot crybabies

>> No.70527413

Based 14 year old edgelord

>> No.70527517

>playing either of those instead of vanilla WoW on a private server hosted in some shitty eastern European country

>> No.70527741

well it fucking works in japan

>> No.70527775

It's just 'murka fucking up.
Even third world countries like poland are better at managing their universities.

>> No.70527791

When was the last time you saw a charcoal grill made of plastic or with a dial on the front?

>> No.70527865

Fucking reddit

>> No.70527877

I hate the incels flash mobs here as much as anyone else who has a job and a wife but this is kind of fucked up.

>> No.70527979

>Tower servers are a beautiful thing.

There. Fixd

>> No.70527989

>tip your server
Yes. Why should restaurants be required to pay living wages?

>> No.70528097

A livable wage is communism.

>> No.70528112

Of course it does because the population and their culture isn't degenerate and self-centered.

>> No.70528194

Well done I guess? Fucking idiot.

>> No.70528208

nice font rendering

>> No.70528221

Yes, why would resturaunts pay living wages for a job that requires almost no special skills and can be done by just about anyone

>> No.70528289

because it's the law

>> No.70528294

What in the goddamn...

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>> No.70528322

shut up furfag

>> No.70528326

Congratulations on your double digit IQ

>> No.70528331

>it wraps to the top of the screen

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>> No.70528383

are you retarded? They're using a full blown portable generator capable of producing shittons of power to run a fucking kettle

>> No.70528480

Legit have had this from one friend. Kept telling him I couldn't program and only was a repairman type of deal. He just kept going on.

"no man we'll make the next Facebook but for games"

Me: you mean like steam? Or Facebook?

"What's steam? Dude just do it we'll get rich don't be a pussy I'll throw you ideas and we'll make it happen"

Half a decade later that man got shot to death in some drug dealer turf war in a Super 8 hotel room

>> No.70528491

Anyone got that screenshot of the Anon with an email service crowdsourcing a response to a request from a journalist on here?

>> No.70528947

Two things:
Kettles can be couple of Kilowatts.
Generator is most likely diesel, which means it idles almost free.

>> No.70528965

Imagine being this detached from reality.

>> No.70529002

well too bad for this bitch, I need my PIC for my libraries.

>> No.70529020

>not bolting servers to the floor

>> No.70529031

They were, they fell from the upper level when the floor caved in.

>> No.70529045

>cunt wars is an actual thing


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>> No.70530190

at my last job i noticed there was no input sanitization on anything (the whole code base was a complete mess), so i wanted to try out a basic hello world SQL injection. but i guess my inputs weren't right and it just crashed our server.
now i realize thats retarded to do on production but at least no one noticed why it happened.

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>> No.70531399

this is now ones i recognize from thumbnail

>> No.70531404

while other one is that horrible greentext with angry megaman

>> No.70531587

how can you agree with stallman and be statist too?

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>> No.70531929


One thing: you clearly know nothing about kettles or generators.

>> No.70531943

can you not just pop the keys off a macbook's keyboard to clean like you could any other laptop?

>> No.70531979

>later foxy ate the shit and smeared it all over his genetalia, and lived happily ever after :3

>> No.70532000

If you pop the spacebar off, you're basically guaranteed to break one of the 16 tiny, frail snaps that hook the key onto the base.

t. 2017 macbook pro owner

>> No.70532006

Why does everyone hate dissenter/gab?
I thought it was a pretty ok idea, a less censored part of the web.

>> No.70532025

>Yes please daddy, i need another small loan of $8000 for my starbucks mug and communism merch, and no its not a phase!
> Communism totally works, but only when i'm the one getting everyone else's money.

>> No.70532033

>being this young and naive.

>> No.70532131

So? I used to work construction years ago, if we were somewhere really remote, we did that too. Better hot fresh coffee turning breaks than half warm from a thermos.

>> No.70532140

why are you so naive that you think this wasn't the product of 5 minutes in notepad specifically for the purpose of this meme

>> No.70532162

Have sex

>> No.70532174

>playing WoW
Must be a special kind of retarded

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>> No.70532282

You're using chrome with a skin on top. If your browser uses chromium you're just pretending googles cock isnt in your mouth.

>> No.70532478

3 4

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>> No.70533613

a generator that size isn't going to be diesel, and the kettle is a meme because in a rugged environment it's much easier to heat water by making a fucking fire

>> No.70534212

It's the little things

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>> No.70534355

cute desu

>> No.70534593

checking it out right now

>> No.70534667

This is why people hate furries

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you annoying faggots got banned for a reason. next on the list is /pol/cels aka nu-furries

>> No.70534822

I was born in a Super 8 hottub. True story.

>> No.70534879

Same, my brother kept telling me to build him a website even though I made it clear I could only do basic computer building and maintenance.
People think if you're one of those "good at computer" types you must be good at everything.

>> No.70534958

Excuse me but Poland is second world

>> No.70535201

Has your family ever found out about what you did to the dog?

>> No.70535404

Then why do you tip?

>> No.70535573

>/g/ doesn't know about smutstone, cunt wars, faptitans, etc
You guys are really holing up behind your 15 years old laptops that can't run anything other than a broken Linux distro

>> No.70535876

How the fuck do I 'whitetext

>> No.70535890

I need to -whitetext

>> No.70535963

Can someone post the one in which an anon explained what a piece of code did, in a very autistic and over complicated way?

>> No.70536226

I truly love this website.

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>you're gonna lose. BUG TIME

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>> No.70536634

is this a raid IV solar-panel?

>> No.70536740

replace () with [][/code]

>> No.70536759

We never did. Noticing something?

>> No.70536794

Every fucking time this comes up and people think it's to do with SQL but it's to try and avoid people from having retarded names.

>> No.70536796

>usually diesel
kek, back to /g/ with you

>> No.70536826

Any networked computer can be a server, dipshit.

>> No.70536954

Is that Argentinian chorizo?

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>> No.70537334

But what cleans the little one on top?

>> No.70537345

is that trashcan macpro?

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Undocumented immigrants

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>> No.70538319

It's the other way around. PC users using Windows don't make a religion of their platform or OS. It's the Macfags and Loonixfags who are always attentionwhoring.

>> No.70538439

It's solar panel robots all the way down.

>> No.70538790

Because it's not a mainstream corporate oligopolist information source and the mainstream corporate oligopolists can't have you thinking that's okay, so they'll say you're an evil racist if you ever use it.

>> No.70538843

are you guys retarded? it has nothing to do with sql
you absolute brainlets

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Anon, anything that serves is a server. It doesn't need to be hardware specifically made for server use.

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>> No.70539311

The sad thing is he'll eventually find some pajeet who says "sure, sir, it will cost 5 rupee extra". Then he will look for how to do it on Stackexchange, realize it's impossible, and make a fake.

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>> No.70539543

lmao someone actually took the time to edit this image to state how little he cares

>> No.70539777

Explain this image?

>> No.70539788

iToddlers BTFO

>> No.70539893

game of life

>> No.70539990

This. I get a semi just thinking about the shitstorm of /pol/tard assrage that's coming on the day of the hammer.

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It's an edit of pic related, of which there are many, where the guy making a reasonable suggestion is thrown out the window. In this it's a meta joke since the object being thrown actually does "move" in Conway's game of life


In a 2x2 square, each cell has three neighbors, so none of them die. And none of the cells outside of it has exactly three neighbors, so no new cells come to life. So the square stays still. (The first configuration also stays still, for basically the same reasons.)

For the vertical 3-cell line, the middle cell persists, the top and bottom die, and there are two empty cells that have three neighbors, so they come to life. So in the next generation, the vertical line becomes a horizontal line. And in the generation after that it turns back, and that keeps happening, so it's said to "blink".

The third object is a "glider", meaning that it moves consistently, basically by spawning new cells in front of it while deleting cells behind it, in each generation.

>> No.70540278

>makes claims
>proves nothing
SQL based databases (like SQLite) are often used as an embedded database in games and can be used in any product and may very well be used in the solution you see here (if wrong, post proof). Two successive dashes is how you comment in most SQL implementations

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>> No.70540941

>they can escape apostrophes
>they can't escape double dashes
>prepared statements

>> No.70541242

So no argument on why the service doesnt use ab SQL based database?

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>that font rendering

>> No.70541693

reddit, don't question it

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90% of this shit I wouldn't have even considered funny on r*ddit in 2011

>> No.70541740

i never said they weren't using sql lmao

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How do you fuck up that bad and not an hero?

>> No.70541903

you don't know what prepared statements are, do you?

>> No.70541907

And I helped

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>> No.70541943

This is just rage inducing, not funny.

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>> No.70541964

Mine can't even get that right, it keeps failing to upgrade from 1803 to 1809 with the same driver error but just keeps trying every other day.

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>> No.70541972

Win10 really is a huge mess.
MSFT needs to throw it all out and start over, but at this point the company's staff wouldnt know a qualified new hire from a cactus in the ass.

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>> No.70542072

Basically this

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>> No.70542101

kek good one

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>> No.70542131

>he can't solder

>> No.70542135

post the drawing pls

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>> No.70542284

Red is not valid function.
You should retake exams

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>> No.70542372

Reminds me of Terry's generator for his laptop during the fapmobile road trip.

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>> No.70542573

>ran out of storage space
>place MacBook Pro into Mac Pro

>he can BGA solder but can't generate the appropriate Apple technician unbrick key afterward

>> No.70542585

I love it

>> No.70542595

I was told Macs didn't get bloatware.

>> No.70542608

I swear I see a new detail every time, while at the same time feel like that image perfectly encapsulates that sort of person.

>> No.70542624

>he builds his font cache

>> No.70542707

lul unsanitized input ftw
>please dont type '--

>> No.70542720

>BUG time
My sides

>> No.70542723

what the absolute shit...

>> No.70542824 [DELETED] 

Wow it's the DORA process but with faggy chinktoons

>> No.70542835

Why are you here

>> No.70542888

if they didn’t want retarded names they could’ve just disallowed hyphens and colons in the first place

>> No.70542907

>237 points for telling the world he’s a fucking idiot

>> No.70542913

The best part is the choking hazard sign

>> No.70543211 [DELETED] 

I dont care if a weeb made 4chan 20 years ago you virgins have a board >>>/a/

>> No.70543292

>when ricers take themselves unironically
I expected the third one to be stock MacOS and last one to be Windows 95 with bonzi buddy.

>> No.70543366

More like (Dis)Connect For(Ever)

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>> No.70543555

I still imagine a scene where one of those roll down a set of stairs while "here comes the sun" from beatles play.

>> No.70543618

I don't think the man on your picture died because the pile of bodies broke his fall.

>> No.70543768

i dont understand what's going on here, it just looks like some schizo threw together a tweet compilation

>> No.70543786

All of those tweets came from windows """developers"""

>> No.70543916

>used to have that case
it's so fucking gaudy when i think back about it, but i still miss it
more cases need to come with a built-in headphone stand and easily swappable drive trays

>> No.70543978

i hate windows, but i dont get what this image is supposed to prove
the blacked powerpoint and the blocklist are dumb, but the rest of those tweets seem like they're actually enjoying their lives and having fun at work, which is more than can be said for most of this board

>> No.70544015

It's the opposite of professionalism that a lot of people expect from a multinational company

>> No.70544051

ok, that shouldve been in the original image somewhere
i'd rather hear stupidity than bullshit "here at microsoft, we're gonna change the world!"
maybe that's just my age showing

>> No.70544262

I enjoyed this.

>> No.70545238

Even with ungoogled chromium or iridium pls explain

>> No.70546221

>stop kvetching

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