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Post funny /g/ stuff

>> No.70519931
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>> No.70519936

>>70519920
>tower
>"server"
get out, troll

>> No.70519967

>>70519931
what's the joke?
it's a quote from a movie and then it includes a screencap from the same movie so there's no question that OP samefagged his response

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>>70519920
Doesn't slowing down to let someone into your lane cause traffic behind you?

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>> No.70520010

>>70519968
No

>> No.70520026

>>70519998
lmfao

>> No.70520431
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>>70519920
from /dpt/

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>> No.70520492

>>70519983
Chromium is the best engine, but I'm using Vivaldi. Fuck chrome

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>> No.70520516

>>70520494
I don't get it, and I play FF14.

>> No.70520549

>>70520503
>I'm not paying
>you just lost my business

>> No.70520579
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>>70519936
Tower servers are a thing.

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>>70520516
The joke is unnecessarily complex restrictions means bad UX.

>>70520549
He's would be payed in exposure, you see.

>> No.70520617

>>70520483
Nice poll.

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>> No.70520635

>>70520609
Maybe they dont want you to name your retainer -----''''''--'-'-' cuz they aren't names

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>> No.70520675

>>70520635
>>70520609
>>70520516
SQL you faggots

>> No.70520676
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>>70520635
Ok but why the fuck would anyone name their retainer in the first place?

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>>70520635
If that description is the complete set of restrictions, then only hyphens are restricted in their placement, and apostrophes can be placed as many times in a row as you want, so -x''''''''''''x-x' is a perfectly valid name.

Anyway, people can come up with things that aren't names no matter what restrictions you place on them, so at some point you just have to say fuck it.

>> No.70520702

>>70520675
le xkcd may may

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>> No.70520728

>>70520702
You caught me, xkcd invented SQL.

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>> No.70520753

>>70519983
I wish Chrome could give me a cute trap pic every time I try to google something.

>> No.70520762

>>70520738
JUST

>> No.70520774

>>70520738
Is there a physical device limit when using raid0?
Like can I just pile on 1000 drives into raid0 or is there something stopping me here. Obviously physical space and components matter but there's only a limit of you use components with a limit right?

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>>70520675
That's a possibility. It explains the restriction of 'no consecutive hyphens', but does it explain the 'no hyphens next to apostrophes'?

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>> No.70520791

>>70520775
Probably to do with other of their terrible programing practices.

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>> No.70520846

>>70520774
>Like can I just pile on 1000 drives into raid0 or is there something stopping me here
Yes, your sanity.

>> No.70520850

Female programmers.

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>> No.70520883
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>>>/wsg/2794212

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>>70520883
kek

>> No.70520950

>>70520774
>Like can I just pile on 1000 drives into raid0 or is there something stopping me here.
A drive will die before the array has completed building.

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>> No.70520964

>>70520884
I don't get it, what's the humorous part about this picture?

>> No.70520972

>>70520516
>Playing FFXIV and not ESO
Kek

>> No.70520978

>>70520853
>windows doesn't come with imaging tools
Is anon actually retarded?

>> No.70520987

>>70520964
It's funny for people who never even leave the house

>> No.70520996

>>70519983
Uhm, there's no Google+ anymore

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>>70520579
My rep tried to sell me one of these, it's four micro blades sharing storage in a single chassis.

>> No.70521037

>>70520809
Oh wow Im actually in a screen cap and for something so retarded

>> No.70521045

>>70520987
I'm not sure I understand why, but then I guess neither do you.

>> No.70521062

>>70520503
People say this is bait, but honestly I've had a few conversations not far off this, and I don't even call myself a web developer.

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>>70520675

>> No.70521090

>>70520738
>yfw this is how all those black hole drives were setup

>> No.70521104

>>70519936
Isn't a server any computer which is used to serve stuff kek

>> No.70521119

>>70521104
SERVE STUFF KEK YOURSELF, YOU SON OF A BITCH

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>> No.70521208

>>70521062
I have friends who are artists, musicians, graphic designers, etc... they ALL have had solicitations of this sort. Webdevs get a double dose of it.It's what convinced me not to go into webshit.

None of my friends who freelance webdev ever advertise. It's just asking for it. They tend to seek work and interview the employer rather than the other way around.

>> No.70521356

>>70519967
Are you new here?
/g/ "humor" is almost exclusively screencaps of samefagging (probably posted by that same samefag)

>> No.70521367

>>70519968
how was this funny at all? all those (you)s for such a shit reply and thread what a waste

>> No.70521378

>>70521367
>t. intool

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>>70520809
Jesus fucking Christ as an It Admin this is what i have to do everyday, it's like that idiot here who told me he shut off his pc every day after work and instead he was shutting off the monitor since he thought it was the real pc

>> No.70522911

>>70520643
Someone explain this to me please.

>> No.70522968

>>70522911
>Someone explain this to me please.
You're retarded.

>> No.70523010

>>70520777
the student live in switzerland

>> No.70523041

>>70522911
Because go doesn't have generics he creates a name that looks like a generic, but doesn't actually use angle brackets. Then he does some text replace. All because go lacks that important feature.

>> No.70523796

>>70519920
>save the world
>by tipping

>> No.70523820

>>70520777
>burning charcoal inside
>>70523010
>the student live in switzerland
not for much longer

>> No.70524020

>>70521208
My GF is a realtor now but she went to college and got a bachelor's degree in photography. Back when she was still trying to do photography full time she constantly had people wanting her to take family photos or pictures of their kid's birthday party who expected her to do it for $20 or a gift card to a restaurant. When she told them that her going rate for something like that was $200 for shooting and editing some people would get offended that she would charge that much. It didn't matter that she was going to be spending 2-4 hours on site shooting pictures, have to drive there and back, and then spend another couple of hours editing the pictures using her legit, paid copy of photoshop...

>> No.70524804

>>70521367
[X]Buttmad

>> No.70524863

>>70520431
Optimizer-chan is cute! CUTE!

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>>70519920
>He doesn't know about leaning servers

>> No.70524971

>>70520579
Those fucking hexagons bro

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>>70520845
>must be willing to relocate to Montreal
And that's how you turn away 99% of potential employees.

>> No.70525027

>>70524981
>il ne parle pas français
filles_qui_rigolent.jpeg

>> No.70525031

>>70520845
desu I'd work for pornhub, but I don't care enough to get a work visa in Canada for a USA citizen

>> No.70525047

>>70524981
the client doesn't acknowledge, only the server does
it should be
>want
>want?
>want
>accept

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>> No.70525251

>>70520483
Sauce? I want to see the rest of this mess now.

>> No.70525516

>>70520875
I love this

>> No.70525649

>>70522874

he could be imac friend though

>> No.70525742

>>70519968
some spic wrote this, the emphasis should be on the word "you" instead of "are"

>> No.70525787

>>70524020
someone thought this was worth typing

>> No.70526079 [DELETED] 

>>70525742
I made it. It's an /a/ meme
>I want to look EXACTLY like {anime character}
>Oh yeah, I want to BE {anime character}.

>> No.70526104

>>70526079
ok, the emphasis should be on the word "you" instead of "are"

YOU are a dumbass

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>>70519983
I wish google gave me shit that I want.
Instead it keeps suggesting me shit that is only related to what like by one word in name, which is almost never enough.

At least I know that if they wanted to spy on me, they wouldn't know the real me.

>> No.70526326

>>70520774
https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxquestions/comments/4cifq3/max_number_of_devices_in_linux/d1iwjdm/
I presume 16k devices is somewhat not okay, but 8k block devices should be fine.

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>>70525251
I have no idea, I got it from /g/

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>> No.70526376

>>70525237
I think that post was after Mozilla banned them but before chrome did.

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>> No.70526419

>>70526376
Google banned them now too?
lol
Then my maymay came to life.

>> No.70526517

>>70520720
>cunt wars
>google it
>play it without registration
>start judging tactical options and ignore tits
it's /d/ that trained me for this moment

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>>70526376
I didn't know Google b& them too lol.

>> No.70526576

>>70526118
>8gb
No shit. 1GiB of ram would be swamped just from the OS in the year of our Bloat, 2019.

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Imagine paying to use a toilet when there are miles upon miles of empty pavement just sitting around you.

>> No.70526584

>>70526577
he's got a point though, tax money should help this cause

>> No.70526791

>>70521023
That thing is actually pretty adorable.

>> No.70526815

>>70525742 >>70526104
based englishman

>> No.70526839

>>70525027
gesundheit

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>>70526584
Just like how tax money being injected into colleges helped them too, right?

>> No.70527187

>>70526878
Yeah but public toilets are like sidewalks (hue) while colleges are like private race tracks who only let in a certain number of people to make it "exclusive" while taking the subsidy and still charging for entry.

>> No.70527300

>>70521062
I have no doubt it's real at all.

>> No.70527368

>>70520886
>Closed because duplicate of this unrelated question

>> No.70527394

>>70526412
Never fails to amaze me
Fucking Reddit faggot crybabies

>> No.70527413

>>70527394
Based 14 year old edgelord

>> No.70527517

>>70520972
>playing either of those instead of vanilla WoW on a private server hosted in some shitty eastern European country
Kek

>> No.70527741

>>70526878
well it fucking works in japan

>> No.70527775

>>70526878
It's just 'murka fucking up.
Even third world countries like poland are better at managing their universities.

>> No.70527791

>>70523820
>charcoal
When was the last time you saw a charcoal grill made of plastic or with a dial on the front?

>> No.70527865

>>70526412
Fucking reddit

>> No.70527877

>>70520483
I hate the incels flash mobs here as much as anyone else who has a job and a wife but this is kind of fucked up.

>> No.70527979

>>70520579
>Tower servers are a beautiful thing.

There. Fixd

>> No.70527989

>>70519920
>tip your server
Yes. Why should restaurants be required to pay living wages?

>> No.70528097

>>70527989
A livable wage is communism.

>> No.70528112

>>70527741
Of course it does because the population and their culture isn't degenerate and self-centered.

>> No.70528194

>>70521037
Well done I guess? Fucking idiot.

>> No.70528208

>>70519931
nice font rendering

>> No.70528221

>>70527989
Yes, why would resturaunts pay living wages for a job that requires almost no special skills and can be done by just about anyone

>> No.70528289

>>70528221
because it's the law

>> No.70528294

>>70520777
What in the goddamn...

>> No.70528308

>>70520964
gay

>> No.70528322

>>70524903
shut up furfag

>> No.70528326

>>70528289
Congratulations on your double digit IQ

>> No.70528331

>>70520695
>it wraps to the top of the screen
kek

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>>70528322

>> No.70528383

>>70521045
are you retarded? They're using a full blown portable generator capable of producing shittons of power to run a fucking kettle

>> No.70528480

>>70521062
Legit have had this from one friend. Kept telling him I couldn't program and only was a repairman type of deal. He just kept going on.

"no man we'll make the next Facebook but for games"

Me: you mean like steam? Or Facebook?

"What's steam? Dude just do it we'll get rich don't be a pussy I'll throw you ideas and we'll make it happen"

Half a decade later that man got shot to death in some drug dealer turf war in a Super 8 hotel room

>> No.70528491

Anyone got that screenshot of the Anon with an email service crowdsourcing a response to a request from a journalist on here?

>> No.70528947

>>70528383
Two things:
Kettles can be couple of Kilowatts.
Generator is most likely diesel, which means it idles almost free.

>> No.70528965

>>70528374
Imagine being this detached from reality.

>> No.70529002

>>70520431
well too bad for this bitch, I need my PIC for my libraries.

>> No.70529020

>>70521124
>not bolting servers to the floor
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.70529031

>>70529020
They were, they fell from the upper level when the floor caved in.

>> No.70529045

>>70520720
>cunt wars is an actual thing

wh-what

>> No.70529089

>>70521124
DROP DATABASE;.jpg

>> No.70530190

>>70529089
at my last job i noticed there was no input sanitization on anything (the whole code base was a complete mess), so i wanted to try out a basic hello world SQL injection. but i guess my inputs weren't right and it just crashed our server.
now i realize thats retarded to do on production but at least no one noticed why it happened.

>> No.70531392

>>70520503
not
>familyreunion.jpg

>> No.70531399

>>70519998
this is now ones i recognize from thumbnail

>> No.70531404

>>70531399
while other one is that horrible greentext with angry megaman

>> No.70531587

>>70526584
how can you agree with stallman and be statist too?

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>> No.70531929

>>70528947

One thing: you clearly know nothing about kettles or generators.

>> No.70531943

>>70531916
can you not just pop the keys off a macbook's keyboard to clean like you could any other laptop?

>> No.70531979

>>70528374
>later foxy ate the shit and smeared it all over his genetalia, and lived happily ever after :3

>> No.70532000

>>70531943
If you pop the spacebar off, you're basically guaranteed to break one of the 16 tiny, frail snaps that hook the key onto the base.

t. 2017 macbook pro owner

>> No.70532006

>>70525237
Why does everyone hate dissenter/gab?
I thought it was a pretty ok idea, a less censored part of the web.

>> No.70532025

>>70528097
>Yes please daddy, i need another small loan of $8000 for my starbucks mug and communism merch, and no its not a phase!
> Communism totally works, but only when i'm the one getting everyone else's money.

>> No.70532033

>>70519936
>being this young and naive.

>> No.70532131

>>70528383
So? I used to work construction years ago, if we were somewhere really remote, we did that too. Better hot fresh coffee turning breaks than half warm from a thermos.

>> No.70532140

>>70527877
why are you so naive that you think this wasn't the product of 5 minutes in notepad specifically for the purpose of this meme

>> No.70532162

>>70520850
Have sex

>> No.70532174

>>70527517
>playing WoW
>ever
Must be a special kind of retarded

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>> No.70532275

>>70527877
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.70532282

>>70520492
You're using chrome with a skin on top. If your browser uses chromium you're just pretending googles cock isnt in your mouth.

>> No.70532478

>>70531404
1
2
3 4

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>>70520972
>>>/vg/249975245

>> No.70533613

>>70528947
a generator that size isn't going to be diesel, and the kettle is a meme because in a rugged environment it's much easier to heat water by making a fucking fire

>> No.70534212

>>70528331
It's the little things

>> No.70534328

>>70520777
10/10

>> No.70534355

>>70520958
cute desu

>> No.70534593

>>70520720
>>70526517
checking it out right now

>> No.70534667

>>70528374
This is why people hate furries

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>>70528374
you annoying faggots got banned for a reason. next on the list is /pol/cels aka nu-furries

>> No.70534822

>>70528480
I was born in a Super 8 hottub. True story.

>> No.70534879

>>70528480
Same, my brother kept telling me to build him a website even though I made it clear I could only do basic computer building and maintenance.
People think if you're one of those "good at computer" types you must be good at everything.

>> No.70534958

>>70527775
Excuse me but Poland is second world

>> No.70535201

>>70528374
Has your family ever found out about what you did to the dog?

>> No.70535404

>>70528221
Then why do you tip?

>> No.70535573

>>70526517
>/g/ doesn't know about smutstone, cunt wars, faptitans, etc
You guys are really holing up behind your 15 years old laptops that can't run anything other than a broken Linux distro

>> No.70535876

>>70520695
How the fuck do I 'whitetext

>> No.70535890

>>70520695
I need to -whitetext

>> No.70535963

Can someone post the one in which an anon explained what a piece of code did, in a very autistic and over complicated way?

>> No.70536226

>>70534822
I truly love this website.

>> No.70536489
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>>70520503
>you're gonna lose. BUG TIME

>> No.70536615

>>70520898
???

>> No.70536634

>>70520898
is this a raid IV solar-panel?

>> No.70536740

>>70535890
>>70535876
(code)text(/code)[code]
replace () with [][/code]

>> No.70536759

>>70527791
We never did. Noticing something?

>> No.70536794

>>70520494
>>70520516
Every fucking time this comes up and people think it's to do with SQL but it's to try and avoid people from having retarded names.

>> No.70536796

>>70528947
>usually diesel
kek, back to /g/ with you

>> No.70536826

>>70519936
Any networked computer can be a server, dipshit.

>> No.70536954

>>70520777
Is that Argentinian chorizo?

>> No.70537102
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>>70525027

>> No.70537168

>>70520777
>>70523010
HOPP SCHWEIZ

>>70536954
Kalbsbratwurst

>> No.70537334

>>70520898
But what cleans the little one on top?

>> No.70537345

>>70520777
is that trashcan macpro?

>> No.70537853
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>>70537334
Undocumented immigrants

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>> No.70538199

>>70534626

>> No.70538319

>>70534682
>pic
It's the other way around. PC users using Windows don't make a religion of their platform or OS. It's the Macfags and Loonixfags who are always attentionwhoring.

>> No.70538439

>>70537334
It's solar panel robots all the way down.

>> No.70538790

>>70532006
Because it's not a mainstream corporate oligopolist information source and the mainstream corporate oligopolists can't have you thinking that's okay, so they'll say you're an evil racist if you ever use it.

>> No.70538843

>>70520675
>>70520775
are you guys retarded? it has nothing to do with sql
you absolute brainlets

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>>70519936
Anon, anything that serves is a server. It doesn't need to be hardware specifically made for server use.

>> No.70539293

>>70528480
kekkle

>> No.70539311

>>70537863
The sad thing is he'll eventually find some pajeet who says "sure, sir, it will cost 5 rupee extra". Then he will look for how to do it on Stackexchange, realize it's impossible, and make a fake.

>> No.70539367

>>70525047
this.

>> No.70539449
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>>70520950

>> No.70539543

>>70534682
lmao someone actually took the time to edit this image to state how little he cares

>> No.70539777

>>70520695
Explain this image?

>> No.70539788

>>70539543
iToddlers BTFO

>> No.70539893

>>70539777
game of life

>> No.70539990

>>70534682
This. I get a semi just thinking about the shitstorm of /pol/tard assrage that's coming on the day of the hammer.

>> No.70540007
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>>70539777
It's an edit of pic related, of which there are many, where the guy making a reasonable suggestion is thrown out the window. In this it's a meta joke since the object being thrown actually does "move" in Conway's game of life

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life

In a 2x2 square, each cell has three neighbors, so none of them die. And none of the cells outside of it has exactly three neighbors, so no new cells come to life. So the square stays still. (The first configuration also stays still, for basically the same reasons.)

For the vertical 3-cell line, the middle cell persists, the top and bottom die, and there are two empty cells that have three neighbors, so they come to life. So in the next generation, the vertical line becomes a horizontal line. And in the generation after that it turns back, and that keeps happening, so it's said to "blink".

The third object is a "glider", meaning that it moves consistently, basically by spawning new cells in front of it while deleting cells behind it, in each generation.

>> No.70540278

>>70538843
>makes claims
>proves nothing
SQL based databases (like SQLite) are often used as an embedded database in games and can be used in any product and may very well be used in the solution you see here (if wrong, post proof). Two successive dashes is how you comment in most SQL implementations

>> No.70540295

Testtttr

>> No.70540595

>>70540295
rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.70540941

>>70540278
>they can escape apostrophes
>they can't escape double dashes
>prepared statements

>> No.70541242

>>70540941
So no argument on why the service doesnt use ab SQL based database?

>> No.70541264

>>70519920
https://youtu.be/BBQ7ukwK56Q

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>>70519931
>2008
>that font rendering

>> No.70541693

>>70525787
reddit, don't question it

>> No.70541705
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90% of this shit I wouldn't have even considered funny on r*ddit in 2011

>> No.70541740

>>70541242
i never said they weren't using sql lmao

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>>70541597
How do you fuck up that bad and not an hero?

>> No.70541903

>>70541242
you don't know what prepared statements are, do you?

>> No.70541907

>>70531979
And I helped

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>> No.70541943

>>70541930
This is just rage inducing, not funny.

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>> No.70541964

>>70541950
Mine can't even get that right, it keeps failing to upgrade from 1803 to 1809 with the same driver error but just keeps trying every other day.

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>>70541955

>> No.70541972

>>70541950
>>70541945
>>70541930
Win10 really is a huge mess.
MSFT needs to throw it all out and start over, but at this point the company's staff wouldnt know a qualified new hire from a cactus in the ass.

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>> No.70542072

>>70538790
Basically this

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>> No.70542101

>>70520695
kek good one

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>> No.70542131

>>70542120
>he can't solder
pa-the-tic

>> No.70542135

>>70542111
post the drawing pls

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>>70542135
>>70542111

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>> No.70542284

>>70526377
Red is not valid function.
You should retake exams

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>>70520777

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>> No.70542372

>>70520884
Reminds me of Terry's generator for his laptop during the fapmobile road trip.

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>>70542503

>> No.70542573

>>70542120
>ran out of storage space
>place MacBook Pro into Mac Pro

>>70542131
>he can BGA solder but can't generate the appropriate Apple technician unbrick key afterward

>> No.70542585

>>70542491
>fucking HOLE TECHNOLOGY
I love it

>> No.70542595

>>70542186
I was told Macs didn't get bloatware.

>> No.70542608

>>70542401
I swear I see a new detail every time, while at the same time feel like that image perfectly encapsulates that sort of person.

>> No.70542624

>>70542503
>he builds his font cache

>> No.70542707

>>70520494
lul unsanitized input ftw
>please dont type '--

>> No.70542720

>>70520503
>BUG time
My sides

>> No.70542723

>>70520643
what the absolute shit...

>> No.70542824 [DELETED] 

>>70524981
Wow it's the DORA process but with faggy chinktoons

>> No.70542835

>>70542824
Why are you here

>> No.70542888

>>70536794
if they didn’t want retarded names they could’ve just disallowed hyphens and colons in the first place

>> No.70542907

>>70520643
>237 points for telling the world he’s a fucking idiot

>> No.70542913

>>70542230
The best part is the choking hazard sign

>> No.70543211 [DELETED] 

>>70542835
I dont care if a weeb made 4chan 20 years ago you virgins have a board >>>/a/

>> No.70543292

>>70542246
>when ricers take themselves unironically
I expected the third one to be stock MacOS and last one to be Windows 95 with bonzi buddy.

>> No.70543366

>>70541892
More like (Dis)Connect For(Ever)

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>> No.70543555

>>70521124
I still imagine a scene where one of those roll down a set of stairs while "here comes the sun" from beatles play.

>> No.70543618

>>70540007
I don't think the man on your picture died because the pile of bodies broke his fall.

>> No.70543768

>>70541930
i dont understand what's going on here, it just looks like some schizo threw together a tweet compilation

>> No.70543786

>>70543768
All of those tweets came from windows """developers"""

>> No.70543916

>>70542491
>used to have that case
it's so fucking gaudy when i think back about it, but i still miss it
more cases need to come with a built-in headphone stand and easily swappable drive trays

>> No.70543978

>>70543786
i hate windows, but i dont get what this image is supposed to prove
the blacked powerpoint and the blocklist are dumb, but the rest of those tweets seem like they're actually enjoying their lives and having fun at work, which is more than can be said for most of this board

>> No.70544015

>>70543978
It's the opposite of professionalism that a lot of people expect from a multinational company

>> No.70544051

>>70544015
ok, that shouldve been in the original image somewhere
i'd rather hear stupidity than bullshit "here at microsoft, we're gonna change the world!"
maybe that's just my age showing

>> No.70544262

>>70520629
I enjoyed this.

>> No.70545238

>>70532282
Even with ungoogled chromium or iridium pls explain

>> No.70546221

>>70542198
>stop kvetching
hmmmmm

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