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>AI is the biggest threat to mank-

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>>68819213
>wants to get inside the power room
>"I'm afraid I can't let you do that"

>> No.68819237

You're right; it's climate change

>> No.68819240

>>68819213
As if I would ever let you near my power cables...

>> No.68819243

>>68819213
I thought this was sfw?

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>>68819237

>> No.68819366

>>68819292
ORANGE CLIMATE BAD
CHANGE MAN BAD
ORR

KERNEL PANIC NOT SYNCING : VFS: UNABLE TO MOUNT ROOT FS ON UNKNOW-

>> No.68819414

Someone should warn this Mank fella

>> No.68819769

>>68819213
What if the double-backflipping-rape-robot is on batteries?

>> No.68819889

>>68819213
If AI does come into being and it's at least as smart as MLP fanfiction writers one of the first things it's going to do is building a server farm in the Earth's continental crust, good luck plugging that out.

>> No.68819908

>>68819213
Artificial Intelligence is logicially impossible, I'm laughing at all these nerds trying recreate the human mind. It will never happen.

>> No.68819909

>>68819889
>it's at least as smart as MLP fanfiction writers
So an autistic AI?

>> No.68819922

>>68819909
>year 2222
>there's a mass shooting in an AI school again

>> No.68819935

>>68819908
>The human mind is very special because I said so

>> No.68819959

>>68819908
>[citation needed]

>> No.68819978

What if they have batteries?

>> No.68820018

The internet will reach its final stage only when a meme generating AI emerges.

>> No.68820033

>>68819213
>what is internet

>> No.68820046

>>68819258
>>68819292
https://climate.nasa.gov/

>> No.68820062

>>68819978
The batteries are going to run out sometime, lol.

>> No.68820065

>>68820046
>(((nasa))).((((((gov))))))

>> No.68820072

>>68819908
>humans are intelligent

>> No.68820078

>>68820046
Don't even bother trying to argue with them. Their brain is fried.

>> No.68820100

>>68820078
>no hard data
>just forecasting simulations
>w-w-well this MIGHT happen if we...
so is anyone's who believes that bullshit

>> No.68820119

>>68819233
>holds breath in outer space
>reenters ship, then hard drive room
>uninstalls HAL

>> No.68820123

>>68819959
>>68819935
We'll see about that in few decades, when both of you will be on your deathbed still waiting or AI to happen.
>>68820072
Well their intelligence decreases with every generation, soon enough you can say that unironically.

>> No.68820160

>>68820100
There's an observed increase which is agreed on among the scientific community. I could link thousands of papers right now but you will persist on whatever your leader tells you.

>> No.68820174

>>68820046
>trusting the government agency that staged the moon landing
lol

>> No.68820218 [DELETED] 

>>68819213
dont get it

>> No.68820249

>>68820062
what if they find a way to charge those batteries? like by plugging into one of the billions of electrical outlets, or using solar panels or something?

>> No.68820291

>he doesnt know what a capacitor or a battery is
Typical brainlet

>> No.68820297

>>68820119
>holds breath in outer space
This destroys the lung.

>> No.68820326

Nanobot oil platforms are the great filter

>> No.68820328

>>68820291
>every computer on the planet has some backdoor available
>the AI of the future won't for some reason

>> No.68820377

>>68820297
kek

>> No.68821004

>>68819213
Can artificial intelligence be less traditionally strict and be biologically-based? I mean there are topics down at /sci/ about doctors cranking out papers about editing things in the whatchamacallits is a growing thing now.

>> No.68822241

>>68819908
>Not using mathematics to prove human conciosness is nothing but a series of physical processes
>Not using physics to discover this same process occurs in most minerals and some types of cheese

>> No.68822308

>hey unplug your ai that's rigging the stock market!
>No.

>> No.68822327

>>68820297
Actually it was realistic, you can survive in space for a few seconds before hypoxia kicks in
The explosive decompression is a hollywood meme

>> No.68822461

>>68819414
Don't worry I'm aware

>> No.68822480

>>68820328
That's because of government orders. There's already growing discomfort and anger in the people since they found out.

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>>68819908
it doesn't need to mirror the human mind dumhat

>> No.68822545

>>68820160
Link it, then. Agreement is not science. Everyone can be wrong.

>> No.68822952

>>68820160
everyone agree earth is flat at some point, imagine being this blue pill

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YO NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY MANKEY

>> No.68822987

>>68820160
My leader tells my climate change is real.

>> No.68823017

>>68819237
>climate change
being this cuck, not using the real term "global warming"

>> No.68823092

>>68822327
Not him, but you're retarded. The ~1 atm of pressure would completely fuck your lungs if you were to try and hold your breath. If you let the air out, what you said does actually apply, however.

>> No.68823118

>>68822545
Why don't you take a fucking gander yourself? https://scholar.google.ca/scholar?hl=en&q=climate+change&as_sdt=0

>> No.68823254

>>68823092
>I said big words I found on Google
>This means I'm right

Fuck off

>> No.68823298

>>68819213
>AI not having internal nuclear reactor
>AI not launch itself into space on a satellite like platform
>AI not putting itself into a nuclear submarine

Absolute worst shit post.

>> No.68823657

-o

manko

say it for me

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>>68823657
manko

>> No.68823751

>>68823298
>nuclear submarines
>having software not from the 60's

>> No.68823890

>>68819922
>year 2222
>someone stole the root password and rm -rf /'d again
>ban assault grade executables

>> No.68824270

>>68819237
>oy vey force your government to pay for overpriced inefficient "sustainable" energy sources

>> No.68824454

>>68819908
This. "AI" is just millions of if statements

>> No.68824460

>>68822241
This

>> No.68824470

>>68819213
its not robots. its ai generated genes for our children that will be our downfall.

>> No.68824634

>>68819237
>gets a bit warmer outside
CLIMATE CHAANNGGEE AAAARRGGHH
>gets a bit cooler
CLIMATE CHANGE AGAIN WTFF
>temperature stays the same
WTF THIS IS ALL BCUZ OF CLIMATE CHANGE

you stupid retards cant even see that governments NEED scams like this to make sure you are dependent on them

>> No.68825036

>>68823017
>plants soul-exhausting crops in sahel
>farmland: *turns into desert*
>"wtf, I bet the whitey did this"

>> No.68825055

>>68819237
based

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>>68822987
>>68823017
>>68824634
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>> No.68825136

>>68822327
>it's realistic
Meet Arnold: https://youtu.be/Auu9Sxxt5is

>> No.68825347

>>68823254
He's right though you idiot. If you hold in your breath your lungs will burst. If you breathe out you have about 2 minutes before you die because guess what, space is very cold. And you kmow what happens to cold things? Cells burst

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