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This is a millionaire CompSci PhD genius.
He consciously chooses to use a single monitor.

/g/ somehow """needs""" at least 3 monitors.

What gives? Is it ADHD and brain damage from video games?

>> No.66953301

What does he do

>> No.66953309

that's a big monitor

>> No.66953316

literally botnets.


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>> No.66953385

that's one of those monitors that people with very rare eye conditions get. they literally can't look at normal monitors for more than 30 mins without getting a headache.
ofc he uses only one monitor, he's been fucked by evolution

>> No.66953413

Dude, That's fucking jeff dean. He probably will do fine even without a monitor. You're not seriously comparing average /g/-tard with him?

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Brain damage from videogames? Lmao.

>> No.66953438

>But that's wrong you fucking spiral.
But that's wrong, you fucking spiral.

>> No.66953604

who's this guy lmao

>> No.66954048

>He doesn't recognize Linus
Fuck off Summerfag

>> No.66954179

That famous reviewer? He's changed.

>> No.66954198

after the two gender reconstruction surgeries he's a new xirn

>> No.66954199

the bombardment of this bait thread encapsulates the state of this board. yeah I think Im done with socializing for a while. Im no normie so pretty much all of my interactions with people that arent in person come from this board. Now Im a chill nigga but Ive got my short comings. I can be overtly sexual, sure but Im only human give me a break. I like to flirt and make a personal connection with anyone Im investing time with. I add people on discord, I reply as soon as I can. I try to keep the conversation entertaining and engaging. Things can be going good for a little while but then its like Im too boring or something and they just forget about and ghost me. Some will even block me. For what? Im very open about who I am so why did you expect something differently? And Im a scorpio so I catch feelings fast, you know even over the internet. People arent considerate for shit and that just pisses me off and I know if I leave it will just hurt me because Im a shut in but maybe thats just how its supposed to be. Some people are just meant to be alone I guess. I tried to be nice. I tried to make friends. I gave it all a chance and more. Tell me why I should even bother sticking around when I know how every interaction will end? Better yet convince me to leave. Im never going to find anyone like me.

>> No.66954200

They have a video gayme on one screen, some gay twitch streamer on the other and atom or visual studio code on the third. Obviously they have no idea how windows work, so they need a whole monitor for every application despite the fact that good code is never wider than 80 chars

>> No.66954229

not your blog btw
>I catch feelings fast
you're probably a lot more selfish than you think you are
>why did you expect something differently
the part about being yourself they never tell you is that you shouldnt be yourself if nobody likes you, kek
also after writing this out i realize this may be pasta

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Nobody needs 3 monitors, I can program on a napkin if I want.
I just like three 4k monitors. Stay mad, no (You) or bump to you.

>> No.66954250

It's entertainment. The Internet has turned my attention span to shit so I can't watch a 45 minute episode of whatever show I'm into without doing other pointless shit online. Hence, I need 2 screens because Alt Tab is a pain in the ass.

>> No.66954368

>not programming with pen and paper or whiteboard
Lmao enjoy failing interview you cuck

>> No.66954724

his monitor is big, my monitors are smol

>> No.66954746

for you

>> No.66954762

Onorable mention for the glorious eye bleeding scheme color for maximum attention span, gorgeous

>> No.66954781

>While you mastered the keyboard, I mastered the punch-card.

>> No.66955384

I've only ever considered multiple monitors because my eyesight is shit and I have everything set to giant font sizes. I haven't bothered yet though. For multitasking I just use virtual desktops.

>> No.66955469

>sitting that close to a big ass monitor
He's gonna fry his brain with those EMFs.

>> No.66955505

>>But that's wrong you fucking spiral.
>But that's wrong, you fucking spiral.
But that's wrong, you fucking spiral.

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This thread again...

Same as the Apple hater who shitposts daily

>> No.66955551

but that's all /g/ is, it's as bad as /b/, the same 6 threads over and over....

>> No.66956202

why on earth is he using Ubuntu? Or is it just gnome 3 on some other distro?

>> No.66956221

>this fucking thread once more

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>> No.66956813

Ubuntu is often used by actually smart developers.

>> No.66956903

>You will never be smart enough to sit in your comfy office looking over a woodland scenery, making botnets to ruin your world.
I can't even do scripts why am I even here?

>> No.66956963

He isn’t PhD, but outperformance lifetime research averages CS PhD research every couple years.

>> No.66957142

>Dean received a Ph.D. in Computer Science from the University of Washington, working under Craig Chambers on whole-program optimization techniques for object-oriented languages.[2]

>> No.66957237

>"I used to use 2 monitors, but now, I have only one because some millionaire is using 1 monitor
>I have no other values to be proud of so I do what other people do
How naive you have to be?

>> No.66957265

Of course he has 1 monitor. TWO! Two coffees and Opcon Eye lubricant. Add that to a PHD in CS and you've got a god among men.

>> No.66957267

Why would anyone need 2 monitors, tho?

>> No.66957299

Game of thrones while shit posting...
But from what I see, colleges churn out people that pay for degrees but work the bare minimum. I call them, "google screen" because they have a degree but didn't learn anything.

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>> No.66957606

I always have preferred one monitor unless I'm on Windows since their workspaces suck.

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>> No.66957622

>work the bare minimum
I'm pretty sure that's 90% of people working a job.
There's not really any reason as a wage-earner to work more than you absolutely need to.

>> No.66957699

References on one screen, work on the other.
Remote/virtual desktops.
Chat/music/video on one, main task on the other.

>> No.66957728

stackoverflow u mena LUL

>> No.66957734

I need at least 3 monitors to play call of duty in eyefinity

>> No.66957750

Some of us do things other than spew shitty code for a living.

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