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Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave.

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>> No.66787295

they are doing this to hide the race of the management since it's 100% white

>> No.66787334

So many questions...

Why is just the head an emoji and the body a real image? Why are all the emojis awful resolution except for craig's? Why is the emohi skin color different even though you can see on the neck that it's really the same and doesn't match with the emoji?

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>> No.66787350

>Tim Cook
>Brown eyes

>> No.66787369

Infinite Jest

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>> No.66787395

why would someone deface that page?

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>xbox avatars

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4chan board of directors

>> No.66787465

>Broke German Enigma
What a pussy, who do you break something like that

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>> No.66787489

Jonathan and Dan have seen some shit.

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the real one

>> No.66787571

What an ugly piece of shit

>> No.66787598

now you know why they put cartoon faces on their website

>> No.66787599

Alan Turing was literally a Trap

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>avatar looks 30 years younger

>> No.66787614

lmao jonathan
>what yer looking at, m8?

>> No.66787632

they use the existing male avatar face for it.

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>> No.66787654

>Turing was convicted and given a choice between imprisonment and probation, which would be conditional on his agreement to undergo hormonal treatment designed to reduce libido. He accepted the option of treatment via injections of what was then called stilboestrol (now known as diethylstilbestrol or DES), a synthetic oestrogen; this treatment was continued for the course of one year. The treatment rendered Turing impotent and caused gynaecomastia,[127] fulfilling in the literal sense Turing's prediction that "no doubt I shall emerge from it all a different man, but quite who I've not found out".[128][129] Murray was given a conditional discharge.[130]

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>> No.66787703

>Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave
I bet he regrets he didn't think of this faggotry first.

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>> No.66787936

Is apple so gay because of white executives from US and UK and femoids?

>> No.66787982

Any rule 34 of this?

>> No.66788029

at least Ballmer doesn't look like a generic 14 year old male with a fake facial hair

>> No.66788053

>Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave.

Bones don't roll, son, they just rattle.

>> No.66788088

that second image is of men

>> No.66788110

Cancer saved Steve Jobs

>> No.66788139

all white still so it isn't that bad

>> No.66788157

Ive looks like a school shooter.

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what the fuck is that? Seriously, something is fucking wrong here.
White does not even begin to describe what's going on here. It's so white, that the white we know as a skin color is inadequate to describe this white. I'm not even talking about racial make up these executives, I'm talking about the unearthly and too be quite honest, alien, white glow of their skins. It's as if they were all dipped in bleach and painted in this special new ultra-white paint NASA is developing to allow spacecraft to fly near the fucking sun.

This scares me. I'm afraid apple is about to introduce a new ultra-white skin cream that you must apply to match the aesthetics of the new iphone.

>> No.66788221

They probably did that so trannies don't have to look like Fred Flintstone in a dress.

>> No.66788234

why is everyone looks like barbie doll

>> No.66788516

Look at this Jonny, is so COOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.66788523

Underrated post.

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One of the most based technology companies there is, I bet Apple-haters are /leftypol/

>> No.66788738

I knew there was some truth to the programming socks meme. Glad I bought my pair

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>> No.66789047

They are using the Animoji app

>> No.66789070

you mean applefags

>> No.66789104

Not a single pajeet , that alone is very impressive.

>> No.66789111

Cook is jewish

>> No.66789117

they did this for kids writing their one page essay on their favorite company in 4th grade
makes them more relatable and not ugly old weird people

>> No.66789137

the chad chest hair

>> No.66789160

What? Phil the Shill doesn't look like that at all.

>> No.66789254


>It's real


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>> No.66789732

I think Jobs has been rolling in his grave for a while now. This merely sped up his rotation, nothing more.

>> No.66790198

>People who failed to get in Microsoft
Based on the design fails of Apple products, all of them is a complete idiot.

>> No.66790260

He is a complete beta.

>> No.66790383

Homos always look like their face was morphed with that of an old lesbian.

>> No.66790411

He was born in Alabama and was baptised. Go back to /pol/ you filthy amerimutt

>> No.66790428

Cook is old and look like a woman in a way.

>> No.66790445

its like that 1984 apple ad in which all of the people look the same

(its all the same anime in OPs pic)

>> No.66790735

Cool meme, amerimutt.

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Your soul, IS MINE.

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Waiting for Samsung to follow suit with their creepy uncanny valley AR emojis.

>> No.66792150

That's racist!

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target acquired

>> No.66792179

I hate this graphical style so much.

>What you want famm?
>Gimme that soulless corporate PlayStore adware look bro
>I gotcha fammilam

>> No.66792247

Pretty sure he hasn't even started decomposing. With chemicals the body get's treated the decomposition only starts after 20 years.

>> No.66792348

Steve Jobs would literally kill them if they tried this on his watch.

>> No.66794502

Angela looks like a cold bitch.

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the cringe is real

>> No.66794513

Bet he still gets more puss than you.

>> No.66795208

I like how they moved the women to the top row to seem more diverse when literally everyone on the next row outranks fucking retails

>> No.66795265

Most college leftists own macbooks and iphones u mong

>> No.66795290

Kek, nice trick.
Show them as cartoons so you can pretend they are more diverse than they actually are.

>> No.66795389

Tfw is up with Cue and Maestri. Are they twins or something?

>> No.66795423

shit already looks passé, I see people cringing in 10 years from here.

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>not white

>> No.66795554

steve jobs played with photo booth filters on stage at a keynote for like five minutes, i don't think he would give a shit about this

>> No.66797048

Eh, general counsel is usually listed second or third after CFO. I'm surprised Ive isn't higher up given that he is literally the only reason Apple makes any money

>> No.66797993

>Why are all the emojis awful resolution except for craig's?
Good one, really made me think. I am clueless.

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>Amerimutts are white

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Ehm, no, sweetie. Hes probably so dead that even if he were alive with body like that he could roll or move.
You statement is false.
Steve Jobs was marketer and world is better place without him.
Good riddance, I say.
Now if only someone would bomb all headquarters of apple...

>> No.66798594

It took me a minute to realize that these face emoticons are just in front of their usual mugshot photos.

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>> No.66799079

Jews aren't white

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>> No.66799130

Besides Cook they are in alphabetical order

>> No.66799155

Steve Jobs was such a greedy lying asshole that he's probably just saying he's rolling.

>> No.66799175

It's just a fucking meme (for now).


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this is what usually happens when you hire based on ability

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>> No.66799342

Yup, he vowed to destroy Dropbox cos they wouldn't sell to him..

>> No.66799564

>that tails rape comic

>> No.66799606

No what usually happens is you end up with jews

>> No.66799636

La luz extinguida...

>> No.66799646

Why can't they use actual pictures of themselves? Is it because most people are ugly and animated versions are more flattering than the real thing?

>> No.66799656

kyll whity amirite

>> No.66799686

he looks like a baby with stubble

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Woohoo lads we say we're white when it's convenient.

>> No.66799770

About which part? About how Tim Cook personally uses Windows?

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>> No.66799992

>All the other kids with their gnu Linux....

>> No.66801216

They protect his face of unauthorized data mining bots, and the fact outside of Tim Cook they are really nobodies.

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