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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
https://discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

• What chink shit are you looking forward to in 2018?
• What are some of your favourite chink shit items of 2017? Any chink shit items you've actually come to regret?


>News
• Anon gets a small knife that's probably a replica of some other knife, looks nice next to a Ganzo though >>64036043
• Anon gets some components >>64036186 reviews Xiaomi Mijia Pen and magnetic charging cable >>64036246
• Anon is happy with some hangers and suction cups >>64036222
• Anon unboxes the Xiaomi QiCYCLE >>64037965 is excited to take it for a spin, promises review if he remembers to do it >>64038223
• Gearbest apologizes for a snowstorm causing possible delays >>64039293
• Anon bought a Le Eco Max 2 from Banggood, it ended up being a used unit >>64039765
• Anon recommends the Xiaomi Router 3G >>64041835
• Anon finds new type of credit card knife >>64048700
• Anon received some comfy slippers >>64049887
• Alibaba seller is overly eager to sell anon clock movements and wants to know if he ate the turkey >>64049926

Previous thread >>64035528

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>More News
• Anon posts webms of some of the recent items he got >>64050302 >>64050330 >>64050377 >>64050386
• Anon receives nose clip (?) but doesn't recall ordering it >>64051160 >>64051612
• Anon bought a no-name 3D printer (even for chink shit standards) >>64054245
• Anon's first package from china is a fake leather belt >>64054417
• Anon posts his new stash of breadboards >>64061912
• Anon gets a good deal on the Note 8 whhile in Hong Kong >>64064039
• Anon gets the Xiaomi Robot Vacuum and some hats >>64068305 has some trouble setting it up >>64069278

>> No.64069745

>>64069444

I was using those tutorials to set it up but it kept timing out at 90% I just it working now. This cleaning route/ map of my house is really neat. Best $280 I've sent in a long time. You all have to get a robot vacuum.

>> No.64069821

>>64069745
Did you get the first version or the second version with the wet mop?

>> No.64069840

Banggood 10$ discount on items over 100$ (I think), no way I'm gonna use them, feel free to use them if you were gonna buy stuff there.

Codes here:
#cb85a2
and
#dbfdcc

>> No.64069904

>>64069821
First version

>> No.64070084

>>64069653
I know csg is slower than before but I appreciate you making new threads because the rest of us are lazy fucks.

>> No.64070249

>see pair of headsets on light in the box for $20~
>check ebay and see the same headphones for $11
Reminder to always check ebay for the same product.

>> No.64070461
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Is the Ulefone T1 a good chinkphone?

>> No.64070506

What's the cheapest chinkiest bluetooth speaker?

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>>64070506

http://s.aliexpress.com/nIruaAFF

>> No.64070636

>>64070506
One that says "entah dah bwoo tooce" when you turn it on.

>> No.64070930

Will I fail into a sold idea here with the phone capabilities and processing power today?

Will I end up with team viewer on my pc to take onenote ... notes in a proper way, yet not a proper way but portable.

Or will phone apps suffice, although I bet they're all clouded and provide too little features.

All this said should I say fuck it and waste a lot of money for me right now on mi 7 - mi 6 tier phones or just go with a cheap 200 - 250 max or even cheaper USD with an redmi or something around that, which offers just enough power for same apps anyway but won't suffer on paying too much money for that...

So I would really like to make a very cheap purchase in that direction to satisfy me for a decent amount of time.

>> No.64070939

>>64070461
I got one for my sister and she seems happy enough with it. She says the camera has trouble focusing but she's a retard so it might just be her.

>> No.64071032

>>64070939
Did she get the 64GB or 128GB?

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>>64070930
please do the needful

>> No.64071083

>>64071032
64. It has a microSD slot but it's with the second sim, so you have to choose.

>> No.64071096
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Are the Sandisks Fit going around on aliexpress legit? Interested on the 128gb one.

>> No.64071105

>>64071096
Ignore retarded filename.

>> No.64071176

>>64071083
Nice, thanks anon

>> No.64071282

>>64061912
Why so many?

>> No.64071320
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64071320

What's everyone waiting for?

Skeleton pose figures (pic related)
Upgraded silver KZ cable to use with KZ ZS6

>> No.64071332

>>64071320
how much were those skellies?
link?

>> No.64071346

>>64071332
http://s.aliexpress.com/jMbaI3A3

>> No.64071396

>>64069427
Maybe you are just not trusted enough? I got disputes resolved in my favor for just saying it wasn't working and a pic of the item, because you had to submit one, not that it would have been of any help, a still image of it not turning on.

>> No.64071428

>>64071320
Bluedio T4S, meme underwear, some keychain can openers, fake HM5 velour and pleather earpads a wool headband cover and a Redmi 5

>> No.64071509

>>64070930
You really need to work on that english. In my opinion buying a midrange phone ($200) and using it for 2 years is better than buying a flagship and using for 3 or 4 years.

>Will I end up with team viewer on my pc to take onenote ... notes in a proper way, yet not a proper way but portable.
What kind of notes do you want to take?
Just a simple reminder or do you mean notes from a class? Taking simple notes in a phone is okay, making full fledged notes for studying (for example) is not really doable.

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I don't want to want /csg/ to die, where will I go to get my daily dose of chinkshit?

>> No.64071558

>>64071509
Study and management of my activies - I am a sysadmin in this stage of life, prepearing for courses of software engineering and self-studying all new technologies while working to acqiuire the hardware so I can do it privately, machine learning, block chain technologies and so on ( not that it would require amazing hardware, the later )

but the mobile phone seem to serve no purpose in this journey, other than helping me access my personal server / desktop w/e to edit, move and store resources or consume them for study or boot processes..

In the end there are a lot of incovenients, but I'm still tempted to on the journey to start using data into it locally 64 gb or more and start finding solutions to make it yourself and synced in both environments ( desktop and mobile )

Sorry for the English, I'm tired and on a new type of keyboard I never use - having to correct words so many times because I type them funny here - might caused my brain to shut down on translation aspect as I think in my own language - and I rarely speak in English.

At the end of the day can you throw a model at me? I've done my own research but it would be nice to check it over what I've picked when I get to use all my stored data, maybe tomorrow

>> No.64071575

>>64071396
Indeed, I literally just message them and get refunds just by asking nicely and saying I was looking forward to use the product. A friend of mine buys cheap shit and gets refunds by saying it never came (sometimes It indeed doesn't arrive), so you can try that too. Also, the anon should have told by the price that it was gonna be chinked.
>>64070623
Are those even decent? I may buy some as a gift, I presume they sound better than the phone speaker, but how much does the battery last?

>> No.64071603

>>64071542
It is a bit more active in the discord

>> No.64071675

>>64071558
Just a suggestion, how about the Xiaomi Mi Max2?
The SoC is good and the huge screen should in theory be better for taking notes and visualizing data.

>>64071603
I might just try that, comfy

>> No.64071702

>>64071675
Then I would trip around paying mi6 mi7 price just for a bigger screen not for the real uses I have.

So why invest that money in that direction, I might push it towards generalized personal server or for immediate use, better gpu for machine learning.

Thinking about staying under the 250 - 200 $ mark, unless I'm really convinced by some arguments or shown more practical things to be done mobile, right now all hot stuff in tech still happen on desktop!

>> No.64071734

>>64071702
You are probably right, a phone just can't beat a full fledged PC on work. That is probably the right option.

>> No.64071755

Should I wait for the roundabouts of the Chinese new year to get muh chinkshit, are there any expectations of good offers then?
Or will there be a markup?

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The inner sewing of my Bluedio A2 earpads is starting to fall apart. The earpads. I'm going to use this opportunity to order some big earpads and make these over ear.

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>>64071757
The earpads are held in place using a plastic bracket with tabs. The lips of the earpads are glued to the ring. The outer lips are pretty small so it would be a bit hard to reuse these earpads, maybe you can stick them to other headphones using 3M tape.

>> No.64071795

Has anyone bought seeds from chinkland? I mean other than mint.

>> No.64071808

>>64071795
There was some anon that bought a shitton of seeds. He was trying to get some marihuana, I don't know what came of it or where his pastebin with all his stuff is.

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>>64071542
/csg/ has a few problems as I see it.

1) the chink meme is stale now. Too many people found out about it and the incredible low pricing of the past is a rarity instead of the norm. Plus, /csg/ often caters to people who don't care about technology and only care about vapid consumerism or filling a void in their lives.

2) the general has too many shitposting kids who are obsessed with manufacturing drama and e-celebs who feed into it. I chalk it up to the promise of cheap shit drawing kids in then they kick up drama because they can't afford to buy things as often.

3) hive mind mentality. Nobody risks buying any new memes and everyone buys exactly what is recommended to them by strangers without question. This is easily exploited by forced shitposting (Eiaosi X6) and generally makes for a boring general of everyone buying the same handful of things and asking for the same buying advice every thread.

4) no community. Anons come here, beg for buying advice, buy the recommendation, leave the general completely, then come back later to repeat the cycle. Barely anybody sticks around to give advice and if they do, they give up after answering the same questions dozens of times a week. The "community" is largely absent because of this. See the discord with 600+ lurkers and about 20 regulars talking. It's the same in the threads.

>> No.64071985

>>64071840
Oh boy, this is actually spot on. It really feels like I'm talking with the same 10 guys. You motivated me, my next purchase is going to be from the shittiest most chinkiest brand I can find and I'm going to share it with /csg/

>> No.64072087

>>64071840
You are exactly right. I do have tons of chink stuff that just works and when I lurk here, I recommend what I have set up (like the DZ09+bluetooth headset for a cheap music player) but I don't lurk much because I'm kinda busy. When I got some extra income I'll buy some stuff, or when I got extra time I'll Share what I got.

>> No.64072173

>>64071840
>the chink meme is stale now
this is really fucking us hard, I dont buy as much shit as I used to two years ago when I started

>> No.64072233

>>64070636

my bluedio set goes "wedy foo peawing" "peawing succesfoo" so it must be midrange right?

>> No.64072259

>still waiting for 11.11 package

>> No.64072292

>>64071840
>Barely anybody sticks around to give advice and if they do
speak for yourself, i mostly just give advice here. in fact, i cant even remember getting one item "shilled" in here
>See the discord
no thx, people who left this general for that shit were a mistake anyways. and the sooner yall get that, the better


recently received a similar one to these
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5-12V-120W-ZVS-Low-Voltage-Induction-Heating-Power-Supply-Module-with-Coil/32665364617.html
after an anon here reported he got one, last month or so. it works fine, idling at 1amp (12v), and the coil gets warm up to 45ºc or so. heating up an m3*16 screw shots the amperage to a bit above 6amps and about 80ºc on the coil. the screw gets cherry hot in less than 10s.
the pcb i got has "requires >= 20 amps" bellow the "quality control pass" sticker, but i cant see it reaching that, unless you insert the piece of metal too fast into the coil but im limited to 8a on the psu im using. maybe ill get a lead acid battery going, but not without a breaker or some poly-fuses first

>> No.64072313

>>64072292
I used the discord as an example of lurker to poster ratio, spergo. The same ratio exists in the threads, it's just not exposed as clearly.

>> No.64072420
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Holy shit blue bamboo is an acutall real thing. I'm all in. I'm going to buy a bunch of these exotic seeds hopefully I don't get chinked to hard.

>> No.64072505

>>64072233
You can press the multi function key + volume up to change the lenguage to chinese and get the full chink experience

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>>64071320
What 3D shit is more common? Blue/red or Green/magenta, I don't even know where to find content for that kind of 3D.

>> No.64072619

>>64072581
Oh boy, be sure to review those Xiaomi shoes

>> No.64072762

>>64071096
I wouldn't trust anything bigger than 32gb on chink sites

>> No.64072765

>>64072619
>your order will be closed in: 52 days

Sure I'll try. I might have messed up my address because I updated it and I was retarded, I messaged the seller and he replied "ok" So theres still hope.

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discovered and ordered this neat ts100 case on banggood today

>> No.64073180

>>64072420
Bamboo is invasive and possibly illegal depending on location and where it's planted

>> No.64073575

>>64072818
Gotta link?

>> No.64073602

>>64071096
even the legit one is shit
i bought this drive last year from amazon on a lightning deal for like $20 , 128 GB
it over heated all the time and died after only a few uses , sandisk is shit do not but their flash drives unless you want a drive that over heats and fails and want to lose your data

i RMA'd the drive and they replaced it under warranty but now i have not used it much since and i am always sure to unplug right away
if you leave this POS drive plugged in for more that few minutes it gets hot AF and will probably fail

>> No.64073630

my kepcap puller arrived today.

Pulls keys like nobodies business.

>> No.64073646

>Mi A1 Oreo update out
>follow steps on Magisk github to update
>it werks
>reboot phone
>stuck on bootloop
>flash twrp
>can't mount data
>can't mount usb otg
>can't mount sdcard
>use mi flash to flash stock rom
>it's stuck flashing for the past 10 minutes
Jesus fuck.

>> No.64073837
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Hey, a friend bought a Yepo 737A expecting to install Linux eezy peezy. then he got it and found out it's fucking retarded.

Any of you guys have experience with it?

>> No.64073917

>>64073630
>actually paying the chinks for a "keycap puller"
>not growing your fingernails out 2 inches so you can always pull out keys for free

>> No.64073963

anyone here ever found an arcade stick case on tao?

>> No.64074008
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Are there any chink shit cameras ?

>> No.64074034

>>64073917
Oy vey I wasted an entire 50 cents!

>> No.64074043

>>64074034
if Bill Gates ever wasted 50 cents on a key-puller or an ass-scratcher he'd never have become a billionaire.
Think about that!

>> No.64074083

So my trusty vivo xe800 that i had for a year were sadly binned by a retarded relative over Christmas

Can anyone recommend another good pair of earphones with a mic?

>> No.64074263

>>64070623
wow, bought this last month from lidl, for shits and giggles
was like 7 euros

>> No.64074328

>ordered some headphones on 11/11
>still hasn't arrived, no tracking updates since 12/01
>chinks telling me to keep waiting
Should I dispute already or wait? Buyer protection runs out 01/11, but I don't even know what happens when it runs out. I'm so close to disputing but I've been giving them the benefit of the doubt.

>> No.64074366

>>64074328
Just wait 10 more days

>> No.64074382

>>64074328
who cares about them, always dispute when you can

>> No.64074432

>>64074083
KZ ATR for $6. I use the KZ ZS3 but they're a little more expensive. Sounds awesome. Check out the gearbest-George posts on head-fi for more deals. If you want you can even get Bluetooth or silver cables for the higher end ones (ZS3 is my favorite sounding and has those features as well).

>> No.64074508

>>64074432
Might buy the zs3 then, how's the mic quality?

>> No.64074557

I'm about to give up buying clothes on taobao
I either have really odd body proportions or the Chinese do
If I go for medium or large, the length of everything is fine but the sleeves are too short, and if I go for XL it looks like I'm wearing a dress but the sleeves are just right
Even then I have a XL hoodie that after a few washes is borderline too short on the length AND sleeves

>> No.64074731

>>64074557
I will soon try to order a custom made suit jacket/blazer. We'll see how that goes.

>> No.64074851

>>64072420
this is 100% not a real thing

never buy chink plants, the photos are fake, the seeds are sterile and won't grow, and you won't know until the dispute window is over

>> No.64074956

>>64071096
They're real.

>> No.64075033

>>64073646
Make sure you're using the latest version of the meme flash tool.

>> No.64075114

>>64073646
how did you update ? I am not getting the OTA no matter what

>> No.64075188

>>64075114
nvm, tried it again and it worked.

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>browse the aliexpress jewelry
>material: metal

>> No.64075533

>>64069653
looking for a 5 meter HDMI cable, any recommendations?

>> No.64075559

Just wanted to pop in to say I read last thread and ordered KZ ZS6 yesterday. Exciting stuff. Reviews well possibly have to EQ out a treble bump but that's ok if true.

Thanks anons. I shall now read the hread

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Got my new Mi Max 2 and the first full charge down to 22% - 3 days of normal use, 9 hours of SOT and still got juice for 2+ hours.
No power saving or other tricks to increase battery life, just regular everyday use with auto brightness and everything turned on. Charges to full for about 2 hours.

Xiaomi.eu latest weekly developer ROM.

>> No.64075577

>>64070930
Please learn English goyim

And £125 redmeme or similar is fine. Get high ram good battery ok screen

>> No.64075582

>>64075533
ugreen, orico

>> No.64075668

>>64074034
Thanks have orings to fit far too lazy spent 51p on a metal one

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>>64072292
>i can't even remember getting one item "shilled" in here, anyway here's my review of a thing i bought after it was shilled by an anon last month

>> No.64075791

>>64075769
>posting a short review of a product is the same as spamming referral links of it

>> No.64076021
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Just got my Xiaomeme Mi5s Plus in the mail! I was going to buy a Xiaomeme Mi A1 but the Mi5s Plus was only $230.

Its been great so far except THOSE FUCKING PLASTIC PANELS ON THE TOP AND BOTTOM HOLY SHIT THEY ARE UGLY. I cannot wait for my case to come so I can cover up those fuckers.

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How is /csg/ finding their chinese lightbulbs?

I have 3 types of led filament bulbs, all of them have been great apart from they all have a bit of strobe to them, shit looks trippy if its moving quickly.

>>64076021
My mi5 looks nice but its slippery as fuck without a case on it.

>> No.64076205
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My first foray into chink earphones went very well

I bought the nicehck bro in sparkling purple and they are amazing.
they are very comfortable and the sound is very warm

the build quality of the earphones themselves is surprisingly good for a chink product. they feel extremely sturdy and look as if they can take a few hits.

thanks for the recommendation /csg/

>> No.64076217

Hey, what happened to kaidomain.com?

>> No.64076724

>>64075533
That Amazon basics one

>> No.64076743

What's the how new meme to try out?

>> No.64076823 [DELETED] 

>>64073575
https://www.banggood.com/MINI-Replacement-Soldering-Solder-Tip-for-TS100-Digital-LCD-Soldering-Iron-TS-ILS-TS-C1-Equipment-p-1154839.html

>> No.64076860

>>64076021
Bought a mi a1 yesterday for $200 on gearbest.

>> No.64076864

>>64073575
https://www.banggood.com/MINI-Portable-Aluminium-Storage-Box-154-x-147-x-36mm-for-TS100-Soldering-Iron-Station-p-1244513.html

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how come audiobudget still hasn't reviewed the kz zs6

>> No.64076914

>>64073630
>>64074034
Link to a cheap keycap puller?

>> No.64076917

>order chinklectronics
>keep checking for tracking even though I know it will be delivered in 10 days or so
I can't be the only one. What the fuck is this hong kong postman doing holy shit just put it in the plane already.

>> No.64076933

>>64076864
Thx anon.

>> No.64077005

Can I make the Xiaomi Yeelight work on 120V without a converter?

>> No.64077106

>>64071755
No one? Do the chinese have promotions around new years?

>> No.64077124

I fucking hate MIUI, I fucking hate the wait time for the bootloader unlock. REEEEEEEEEEE!

>> No.64077159

I'm looking for one of those green laser light pens, but on aliexpress most are listed as "burning". Is this the chinks being overconfident or are they actually as powerful as they claim?

>> No.64077225

>>64077106
General is slow give it time you tweeker

>> No.64077227

>>64076860
>He bought the overpriced meme phone
RN4X is same hardware with bigger battery for $50 less, retard

>> No.64077299

>>64077106
I don't know, but since they host events on the sites for Western NYE, I think maybe not? You can ask the seller too, you know. But I can't confirm it, Ray anon

>> No.64077307

>>64074328
Same here. I messaged the chink and he basically lied saying that he told the shipper to hurry up, lol.

>> No.64077360

Opinions on the M&J T2 bluetooth speaker?

>> No.64077391

>>64074328
same
I ordered a powerbank and a usb-c adapter on 11/11 and they are both still marked as "received for processing" and "shipped by air" respectively for a very long time

>> No.64077409

Whats a good chink wallet that's not made out of dogs?

>> No.64077422

>>64077409
I got this one. Its pretty gucci senpai.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bostanten-Coffee-Men-Wallets-Famous-Brand-Genuine-Leather-Male-Money-Purses-New-Classic-Soild-Pattern-Designer/32529985898.html

>> No.64077475

>redmi 5 is up for 116 eurobucks
i don't really care about it being shit, this price is fucking amazing to me

>> No.64077495
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>>64074008
Pls respond

>> No.64077516

>>64074008
>>64077495

yeah chinks make cameras.

>> No.64077679
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>>64069653
any interesting thingies for my daughter's activity board ?

I'm actually out of ideas nor can find anything decent via usual search

>> No.64077744

>>64072420
If you want blue bamboo just get regular bamboo and water it with dyed water

>> No.64077782

>>64076917
>be me
>order from aliexpress
>DHL shipping, chink says I should receive it in 8-10 days after shipment
>arrives 6 weeks later

>be me (again)
>order things on alibaba
>DHL shipping, chink says it should be about a week after shipment
>yeah sure, my slanty friend, I will not be fooled again
>arrives 5 days after shipment

If the first chink had said it'll take 6 weeks I would have been fine with it, it's the lying that makes me sad

>> No.64077801

Need some chink webcam to do some video chatting with my family overseas. Any recommendations?

>> No.64077813

>>64077782
>be me
>order from chink store using land unregistred shipping from hong kong
>"10 to 25 working days shipping"
>delivered in 5 days
Feels good.

>If the first chink had said it'll take 6 weeks I would have been fine with it, it's the lying that makes me sad
To his discharge, the shop can't really tell you how much DHL will take.

>> No.64077827

>>64077801
Get a Logichink C270, it's good enough for video chatting, without all the bullshit chink 1080~4K shitcams hassles.

>> No.64077835

>>64077679
That's really interesting! Thanks for that image

>> No.64077890

>>64071428
>meme underwear
link?

>>64077679
is this rill?

bought a capo

>> No.64077949

>>64076113
>strobe effect
CHINKED

same happened to me with e24 vanity bulbs
the filament bulbs are awful

>> No.64077957

>>64076113
That's funny, my last phone was a Mi5. It literally split in half when I had my motorcycle accident. I only had $250 Max to get a new phone and actually considered buying another Xiaomi Mi5 since its only $200 now. I really loved the Mi5. It was very easy to repair unless you broke your Motherboard.

I guess the Mi5s plus is more of a Side-grade. I feel as though the LCD is inferior to the Mi5.

>> No.64077959

>>64077801
Just get logibro. Chinks don't have to win every tech battle.

Though they probably quietly did.

>> No.64078023

>>64076113
98% of Aliexpress bulbs are flickering, low CRI crap. Just buy some ikea bulbs.

>> No.64078058

>>64076113
>shit looks trippy if its moving quickly.

This means that instead of proper power supply, the bulbs have the shittiest capacitive voltage droppers with no smoothing capacitors, and thus flicker at double the mains frequency. Avoid installing these in living rooms or anywhere where people will be present for prolonged time.

>> No.64078174

>>64077835
>That's really interesting! Thanks for that image
yw

>>64077890
>is this rill?
>
>bought a capo
wat ?

>> No.64078552
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>>64077957
Yeah its been a great phone, I didn't expect to like miui having only used cyanogenmod before.
Its crazy stable, i'm over 1000 hours uptime and it still runs smooth.

>>64077949
>>64078023
>>64078058
Noted thanks, I do have ikea bulbs in the kitchen and can confirm they don't flicker like these do.
I only uses them as accent lighting, but I'll try some that aren't the filament type.

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>>64075284
>colour: without box

>> No.64078856

>>64078552
oops i meant e14 base type vanity bulbs , they said dimmable too but they flicked even when not dimmed
but i did get some nice halogen tube replacement cob type bulbs from chinkbay warm white good cri , they also flicker but not all the time but it is more due to the home depot replacement PIR sensor ,says it causes flicker with LED and not to be used on same circuit with a motor and it is
garage door opener , still good bulbs lasted almost 2 years now
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/222109171631-0-0/s-l140/p.jpg

>> No.64078960

>>64069653
can anyone here recommend some good dirt cheap chink flux ,like a flux pen or whatever is good for soldering up some arduino mini and nano clone and rpi headers and the like

is it all the same

>> No.64079206

>>64077679
>putting all the shit your kid would mess with in one convenient place where he can fuck around with it to his heart's content

Holy shit, genius.

>> No.64079302

>>64079206
yea teach them how to get into the pills and unlock shit
genius

>> No.64079318

>>64078552
Non-flickering filament type bulbs do exist, but you have a bigger chance of winning the national lottery than getting them from aliexpress.

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Regular SHILL at it again...

I'm waiting for some cases for my family, screen protectors and a lot of ties for me

My regrets :
Ulefone Vienna

>> No.64079390

>>64079302
The point is so that the kid doesn't mess with things they have to climb to, or fucks with stuff that has an actual purpose like the toilet roll in the bathroom or the actual keys.

Raising your kid so that he or she is able to build common household items by age 12 is desirable, anon.

>> No.64079452

>>64079384
Would you recommend Ulefone as a brand? I'm considering the T1 Pro

>> No.64079481

>>64079318
I'll have to shop around, I'll try some from cpc farnell, ikea does not seem to stock bayonet bulbs.

>> No.64079578
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>>64079452
I'll elaborate on my regrets concerning the ulefone Vienna:

I didn't checked the bands and got stuck on 2g, that's my bad.
It got really hot out of nowhere, when locked... Tried flashing the official rom again but the problem remained.
The fingerprint reader was only for unlocking, couldn't use it on my banking app, because it was Android 5.0
Rooting it was cumbersome compared to Lenovo or Xiaomi
It played GTA Sa and WOT blitz fine, however wifi dropped randomly after 20 minutes of playing. I used an ipega bt controller
After one month I gave it to my dad as a present and it broke after 2 months of usage, however he's not really careful, the digitizer stopped registering on the bottom quarter of the screen.


It was mostly bad because of the idle heating and unused fingerprint reader, the dac was good but I'm no audiophile.

Also I sent them chinks a mail asking for help and they did answer, kinda useful pic related.

>> No.64079614

>>64079578
Huh, if only they made the Power 3 with American LTE bands
There was an anonymous who posted in spg that the Umidigi S2/Pro actually pick up more bands than they advertise, including American ones, any truth to this? Is there an app where I can check what bands a device actually supports?

>> No.64079673

>>64079614
I tried that shit and got my imeis erased on my Vienna, no 3g or 4g support... the way to get the sims working after a flash was using the engineer mode or using root.

However using xiaomi I've never encountered any of those problems, even bought some low tier xiaomis for my mom, gf and an A1 for my brother

>> No.64079717
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Greetings, /csg/

I am looking to buy a hoverboard / balance scooter, pic related. This is the chinkest of chink shit money can buy.

Anyone have experience with those? Which one should I buy? Cheap and outdoors-grade are the qualities I'm aiming for.

>> No.64079723

>>64079673
No I'm not talking about flashing, there was a Mexican owner of an S2 that posted to the Umidigi community page that he checked the LATE bands the phone picked up stock and it revealed that it picked up extra LATE bands then they originally advertised that it did
http://community.umidigi.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=16469
>Having bands but not telling us
Why though?

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>>64079717
literal house fires

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>>64079723
OH I SEE

>> No.64079770

>>64079756
What fucking app is he using tho?

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>>64079770
Pls no swearing
It's no app, it's the MTK engineering mode in the band section under sim1 tab

>> No.64079864

>>64079814
Sorry for cursing, that seems to be a mediatek only thing because my snapdragon phone doesn't have that

>> No.64079927

>>64079864
Yes. Hence the MTK name

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>>64079717
arab detected

>> No.64080476

I'm looking for a 3.5mm Bluetooth receiver for my car that will automatically turn on and pair when power is applied. Any ideas?

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>>64077516
Help me get? Is there guide ?

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Got my ps vita grip. It is nice but there's a little switch on the bottom I assume keeps the vita in place, but it appears to do nothing at all as far as I know. It makes me feel like it's more secure en though I know it isn't

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>>64071320

If I get my refund since they clearly fell into a whirlpool within the ocean and the black box won't be recoverable alongside the cargo, will it theoretically still have a chance to show up? They only have ~10 days left before I get offered my money back, so says chinksite

>> No.64080983

>>64080918
>theoretically still have a chance to show up
Yes but only if they actually sent it

>> No.64080997

>>64080983

Says the fucking gave it to the airline but I have no damn clue as to where it is from there

>> No.64081016

>>64069653
>Anon gets a small knife that's probably a replica of some other knife, looks nice next to a Ganzo though

It is.

It has the Sergei Panchenko but the original design is actually from another maker, which I can't remember the name (saw it on youtube some time ago).

>> No.64081023

>>64080997
Because most chink tracking only tracks up to the point it leaves China. After that, nothing happening until it arrives is completely normal. They only include that basic China-only tracking to appease uppity gwailo.

>> No.64081236

>>64077679
a dragon dildo .

>> No.64081293

Any of you got silk posters? How's the quality?

I need to seriously work on my room decoration.

>> No.64081430

>>64077679
>Training your kid to unlock shit
Madman.
My son figured it out when he was 15 months old and it took him only slightly longer to beat the magnetic drawer locks I put in. the last year has been me escalating methods of locking down places he shouldn't be in. Including my electronics and woodworking workspaces, sauna, pool, wargaming shit and all the drawers.

>> No.64081459

>>64081293
Use aluminium dibond plates. That is, unless you are planning on weebing up the place.

>> No.64081506

>>64081430

Just gotta do the old fashion way. Use a belt.

>> No.64081566
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Best chink meme tablet? Heard fnf ifive mini has battery issues.

>> No.64081633

>>64081293
Yes. Pretty good quality. Mount it to a white surface to give it better colors

>> No.64081660
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Can I find imitation NES/SNES consoles anywhere?

Growing up I had a console that was branded as "Batman" which had SNES type controllers and looked like a car. There were also consoles like pic related which were branded as "Terminator" which were built like shit though and would break down easy.

>> No.64081691

>>64081660
Why would you want to. A retropie and controller cost like €100.

>> No.64081714

>>64081691

Mostly for Nostalgia purposes. I'd like to have a brand new version of the one I used to waste hundreds of hours of my childhood.
Otherwise I'd just use emulators and my Xbone controller.

>> No.64081786

>>64081714
But all you're talking about is the shell. You can buy a SNES or NES shaped case, shove a raspberry pi into it, install retropie and use a chink SNES/NES controller and you're off to the races. If you can't handle that you probably should be on /g/.

>> No.64081803

>>64081566
chinks need to hurry up and start selling gf's yo

>> No.64081826

>>64081293
The ones I got were fucking terrible. Washed out colors, and the poster looked look like it was cut by some blind retard with safety scissors.

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>>64077225
But I did sempai.

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>>64077679

>> No.64082018

>mfw I have to use my old rubber dome keyboard because my chink mechanical one keeps resetting
fuck aula

>> No.64082153

>>64076914
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1X-Mechanical-Keyboard-Keycap-Puller-Remover-for-Keyboards-Key-Cap-Fixing-Tool/32643358012.html

>> No.64082284

>>64077679
nifty board selection, i would go with some audible stuff like doorbell and/or analog alarm clock with visible knobs

>> No.64082330
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Does anyone know of a nice set of socks with black / grey shades like pic related but to fit size 12 UK / 13 US / 47 EU?
All the nice sets I find seem to be made for small asian feet.

>> No.64082463

Can anyone recommend a chinkshit vertical mouse. Is it a meme of the month or actually worth it?

>> No.64082522

>>64082463
I think Comfy recommended the Anker vertical mouse in that horribly filmed ergonomics video.
https://youtu.be/A1_bLcm01HQ

>> No.64082608

>>64081660
Oh the joy (and misery) of being a third worlder. I know these feels all too well.

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>>64082153
>Pulls keys off keyboards like nobodies business.
I like this review my fellow Canuck, I'm going to get this.

>> No.64082891

>>64081566
I have the iFive Mini, while it doesn't really have battery issues the audio sucks. If you use headphones you can hear a very loud hiss, if you use the included speakers they are usually not loud enough, it pretty much forces me to use BT headphones or make sure I'm somewhere quiet. If anything I would reccomend the Mi Pad 3, really nice tablet but its quite more expensive.

>> No.64082913

Happy new year anons!
I’ve ordered more chink shit than ever before and I’m happy with about 80% of it, so I’d say it was a good year

>> No.64082919

>>64080476
Bluedio sells a USB powered BT 3.5mm receiver, you can probably check that out.

>> No.64083230
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>>64069653
>What chink shit are you looking forward to in 2018?
Xiaomi laptop to replace my dual purpose (gaming and heavy work) big fuck off laptop.

>What are some of your favourite chink shit items of 2017?
The Seinfield "Why am I alive" tshirt. It was definitely the best gift given in the family for Xmas 2017. Genji hoodie was pretty good also. I also got a decent Edifier headset at 99% off.

>Any chink shit items you've actually come to regret?
Trying to buy a custom 3d assmat. Logistical nightmare and an epic fail in the end. The Orang Pi One wasn't utilised to it's fullest, and in 2018 I want to find a better use other that useless Pi-Hole.

Should probably also stop trying to buying chink flash media. I expect something different, and it never occurs.

>> No.64083337

What's a good sound system for gaming or listening to music? For those days when you don't feel like putting on a headset.

>> No.64083449
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Built a chinky strandbeast, will post a video in a few days

>> No.64083897

>>64083337
Chink amplifier connected to your PC/laptop and some second hand bookshelf speakers

Or just get some active Edifier bookshelf speakers from Ali.

>> No.64084292

>>64083449
Too spoopy

>> No.64084752

never browse this general
what are some cool stuff to get and where that shit to europe?
idk what im looking for just surprise me

>> No.64085002
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>>64084752
look at the randomizer in the op

>> No.64085194

>>64081566
Teclast T8 Master
Alldocube Freer X9
Ondo V10 Plus
Chuwi Hi9 whenever they fucking release it

>> No.64085824

>>64083449
I forgot I was going to buy this shit months ago! Link?

>> No.64085920

>>64083449
holy fucking shit link please

also I bought a
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Soldering-Pad-Heat-resistant-Heat-Gun-Soldering-Station-Repair-Insulation-Pad-Desk-Mat-Insulator-Pad-Maintenance/32826276788.html
cheap soldering mat. Its great, works great, god damn am I happy. I can't find my phone to take a picture but it made my week. It is a little small but thats okay considering my station is fairly small as well.

>> No.64086366

>>64077679
You seem like a good father. Too bad she'll be sucking dick in no time.

>> No.64086589

Happy New Year /csg/

>> No.64086656

>>64071840
this tbqh

I personally stopped buying chinkshit once I had what I needed.

>> No.64086661

>>64074008
Anything Nikon

>> No.64086688

>>64077679
Do you think you could add layers of complexity? As she grows older and smarter, she could learn to get into previously inaccessible parts of the board, like say padlocking a small box with a lockpick set inside, leaving a combination in small print somewhere on the board, and upon learning to pick the other locks on the board, she can find other things.

>> No.64086785

>>64086366
How can one raise a kid so they learn to keep their distance from blacks?

>> No.64086853
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>>64069745
More robot vacuum talk, I got a dibea d900 for Christmas for my wife. Best 160$ I ever spent. It had trouble finding home the first day, but after setting on the charger and leaving it for one day, it does it's daily chores then goes home. The only thing that sucks is I have kids, so 1 toy in front of the base ruins the autonomous cleaning cycle.

Still, for a robot mop and vacuum it does great. I had a Pyle budget one before that simply vacuumed randomly and it needed constant maintenance. This one does it's thing and goes home. I read the reviews I could find, it seems to have motor issues if not taken care of, so I'll have to make sure to check it out once a week or so, but so far after the first cleaning got all the hair and shit up, it's been great.

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>>64082891
Thanks, just what I needed, I think I should not have problems with audio, even though, I will look for the Mi Pad or the Chuwi suggested by other anon, happy new year.

>> No.64087043

>>64087026
Is that the guy from the death note movie?

>> No.64087190

>>64051160
I was sent one of these too once.
I have no idea why

>> No.64087317
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Bought the strandbeast kit a couple months ago when some other anon posed a video. I saved it till now to build with my dad wen I was home for the holidays.
Was a fun short build figuring out the pictures and directions.

Walks really well with a constant stream of air. It's a much smoother walk with something like a fan or even blowing at it, we were using a cutting mat in the video which wasn't perfect.

The skeleton is actual a real jap one, idk if the chink versions are any good but the real ones are great. Sorry for the rambling, i shouldn't be making posts when drunk.

>>64085824
>>64085920

Here's the one I bought, no box versions, it came packed in a mini styrofoam cooler from fucking kentucky.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wind-Powered-Strandbeest-Puzzle-Assembly-DIY-Model-Building-Kits-Walking-Walker-Environmental-Educational-Toys-Gift-for/32824606029.html

>>64086589
Happy new year anon! I wish you many great chink stuffs in the new year and I hope you don't get chinked!

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A bike chain cleaner arrived from Ali
I'm not sure how effective it is in normal conditions because I let the grease on my chain collect for nearly a year, but filling it up with Dawn and water seems to polish things up a fair bit, and it's a hell of a lot less messy than paper towels or spare rags. Doesn't catch like cloth does, either. I'm going to try to find a good solvent that won't melt plastic bristles and use that instead if possible.

>> No.64087562

when I click on track order on an order that has shipped via a method that does not track, what information am I actually getting?

>> No.64087860

>>64082284
ah good idea, but she already has some really disturbing sounding toys. she actually plays more with nuts and bolts and keys and lock than typicall girly toys.

>>64086366
thanks, i guess you are right, but nothing anyone can do about, right ?

>>64086688
theoretically yes, but i'm not that much of a mastermind. I already have a training pad lock with tools, she will inherit it for sure.

>> No.64088181

Happy new year anons.
May the chinks contiunue to bless us with questionable quality products for very affordable prices.

>> No.64088250

>>64077124
How odd, I didn't have to ask permission to unlock the bootloader on my Mi5s plus... Maybe because I've had over 7 Xiaomi Phones on my account all with unlocked bootloaders. Been using Xiaomi phones since the Mi2. Currently running LooOS on my new Mi5s Plus.

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>>64069653
Who’s got the plug for this sweet xiaomi toolset?
Will this be good to service modern iPhones and Androids?

>> No.64088596

>>64088542
got the plug?

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tfw the only people who wished you happy new year are chinks

>> No.64088897

>>64088542
Mine is probably arriving this week. I can do a review as soon as I get it.

>> No.64088992

>>64085194
The Teclast T8 has some screen color issues. Anon-kun should get a T10 instead.

>> No.64089176

Anyone have a good e-ink reader suggestion?

>> No.64089409

Anyone tried a chink video capture card?
Wanted to use my laptop as a monitor for PSTV

>> No.64089558
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decent multimeter?

>> No.64089583
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64089583

Are there anything similar to ZOTAC or Intel NUC?
I want something small, preferable pocket size, it doesn't matter what OS it runs as long as it can run retro games up to SNES.
And hopefully not a Pi clone.

>> No.64089654

i ordered a laser pointer for close to 1 eurobuck and the shipping updates are going way too fast for chink standards
my xiaomi powerbank took three weeks to get where this laser pointer got in three days

>> No.64089754

>>64089558
China only Fluke models for roughly hundred bucks, Uni-T if you need cheaper.

>> No.64089776

How do I change my default payment rcard at aliexpress? My old one expired yet it's still suggested and I'm tired of manually entering new details for every order.

>> No.64089780

>>64072420
The leaves are blue too!

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>>64089776
nvm, fixed by making an alipay account.

>> No.64090137
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>>64088542
They look and feel quality, It worked perfectly taking the screws out of my old and new iPhone, I couldn't find any screws on my android but I imagine they'd work there as well.

>> No.64090224

>>64077679
we get it, you're trying to teach your daughter how to grind thieving xp for you in runescape

>> No.64090362

>>64089176
The patent expired?

>> No.64090388

>>64090362
Nope.

The recommendation is still kobo. And besides, it's not something you particularly need to cheap out on, since you're going to just pirate books anyway.

>> No.64090425

Can anyone recommend a good solar outdoor light? I need something that is on all the time and not the ones that only turns on when it detects motion.

>> No.64090441

>>64090425
>solar
>on all the time
consider a flashlight

>> No.64090474

>>64090441
>>64090425
I mean something that will only turn on at night and stay on. Isn't there anything that would last for at least 8 hours or am I asking for too much?

>> No.64090495
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64090495

>>64090474
go to a local gardening and/or hardware store. they will have them.

>> No.64090573

>>64087317
>Here's the one I bought, no box versions

Is it easy enough to assemble without the box, do they ship you the instructions too?

>> No.64090600

>>64076113
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Top-Quality-Glossy-Matte-Back-Battery-Cover-For-Xiaomi-Mi-5-Mi5-M5-Phone-Case-Housing/32798288137.html

these are matte replacements for the back panel on the mi5, looks good and have good grip. I've been using them for a while because I dont like cases and hated that slippery "babyskin"plastic that makes your hands sweaty.

>> No.64090641

>>64081660
have you tried typing in "snes" on aliexpress.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-HDMI-Output-Built-in-621-Retro-Classic-Games-TV-SNES-Game-Console-Double-SNES-Controllers/32845762740.html?

>> No.64090690

>>64083449
>>64087317

Why would you translate beest but not strand...

>> No.64090724

>>64090641
How long would this last? Also where's the game list?

>> No.64090730

>>64090641
Does this emulate SNES?

>> No.64090766

>>64090724
If you're too lazy to read a product description you deserve to get chinked.

>> No.64090788

>>64090730
>>64090766
>that games list
>not a single SNES title
Wew, I wonder if they're 2600 quality or better

>> No.64090831

>>64071320
Cute skellies.

Waiting for my xiami redmeme 4x, ordered on the 3/12. Hopefully shouldn't take much longer for it to arrive.

>> No.64090943

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Assassins-Creed-Men-s-t-shirt-Male-Assassin-s-short-Sleeve-costume-2017-fashion-Men-black/32792361135.html?spm=2114.search0103.3.208.rpKgId&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10130_10324_10342_10547_10325_10343_51102_10546_10340_10548_10341_10545_10084_10083_10307_5920011_5790015_10059_10314_10534_100031_10604_10103_10142,searchweb201603_6,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=4ebe356e-a99c-4dbe-be5b-bf044e9fed0a-27&algo_pvid=4ebe356e-a99c-4dbe-be5b-bf044e9fed0a&transAbTest=ae803_5&rmStoreLevelAB=5


the url is rather misleading...
those of you with an iq of at least 150 should appreciate this one.

>> No.64090971
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64090971

Thank you based China. Ace v3 in a Trinity, and a XenoGC in a GameCube. Pls forgive Xeno placement.

>> No.64091016

Can anyone suggest a good budget chink phone that has a range of custom roms? Need it for Android Development. My laptop keeps sperging out with the emulator.

>> No.64091024

>>64090474
>>64090495
>>64090425

Floodlight? Iono if there are any solar ones but i'd imagine there are some out there.

>> No.64091029
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64091029

I need some kind of support for a x1 PCI-E board, do you know anything? like a frame with adjustable size.
Currently I've the board lying around near the open PC case connected with an extender and it doesn't look very safe. I can't plug the board directly to the mobo because it's a small mobo and the GPU takes up too much space.
The board is just a hub for more x1 PCI-E ports, currently using it for Wi-Fi adapter and an USB3.0 hub, there's no way to fit everything inside the case.
Pic related is the board.

>> No.64091044 [DELETED] 
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64091044

Is it safe to get this?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Silicone-Male-Chastity-Device-Belt-Sissy-Birdlocked-Holy-Trainer-penis-Cage-CBT-Fetish-Bondage-Lock-with/32788168134.html

>> No.64091104

>>64091044
Only if you let me fuck you in the ass while you wear it

>> No.64091240
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64091240

I'm looking for USB-C to HDMI adpater
Which one to get?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-Type-C-Hub-Adapter-3-in-1-USB-C-Hub-to-HDMI-USB3-0-Type/32846594227.html
or
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-NEW-USB-3-1-Type-C-to-HDMI-USB-3-0-USB-C-HUB-Adapter/32816904338.html
or
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-3-in-1-Hub-Type-C-USB-3-1-to-USB-C-4K-1080p-HDMI/32784455673.html

Also how does it run Samsung DeX mode?

>> No.64091303

bought some undies at 2am last night cause why not.

>>64082719
>nobodies business

>> No.64091562

>>64091044
As long as the item is not going inside your body it should be fine.

>> No.64091730

>>64091044
Did your father not raise you properly?

>> No.64091752
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64091752

Gonna ask here since it's chink shit.

I'm boing to buy some silk posters to decorate my, as now, empty room wall.

What option do you like more?

This

>> No.64091764
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64091764

>>64091752
Or this?

People on /battlestation/ disliked the first one, saying the Morpheus poster was edgy.

>> No.64091773

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/penis-extender-better-than-Germany-phallosan-Penis-enlargement-exercise-Anti-Blister-growth-physical-stretch-penis-pump/32663418515.html?spm=2114.10010108.100009.1.2a3123f7eRPf5r&traffic_analysisId=recommend_2037_null_null_null&scm=1007.13482.91320.0&pvid=08ff6927-77de-412b-a79e-e88443533bd1&tpp=1

yay or nay?

>> No.64091887

>>64086853
That's a weird toilet you got there. Why is it so low?

>> No.64091901

>>64091773
Penis enlargement does not work.

>> No.64091950

>>64091752
>>64091764
Get your own taste, drone

>> No.64091987
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64091987

>the masturbator that I bought in 11.11 arrived
>it only has stimulation on the tip

CHINKED

>> No.64092014

>>64091901
But the chinks cant lie

>> No.64092023

>>64091752
>silk posters
dont waste your money

>> No.64092024

>>64091752
Silk is sorta shit. You can see right through it and the colors are not as vivid as they show. Also, unless you have a plan for mounting, the edges will curl over and will make it look cheap. Idk if that matters, I mean this is CSG after all. Look up IRL pics of what silk screens look like before committing any $

>> No.64092053

>>64092023
>>64092024
Ok, I'll do some research, I just wanted something cheap but I guess I good print, maybe framed will look a lot better.

Thanks.

>> No.64092075

>>64069662
>> Anon's first package from china is a fake leather belt
DUDE

>> No.64092091
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64092091

>>64091752
>>64091764
I have some suggestions

>> No.64092101
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64092101

>>64092091

>> No.64092133

>>64092053
If you can find a hi res picture you can just have a website like vistaprint print it out. My friend did it for a David Bowie poster and it came out great.

And I think they normally have like 20% off so it can be pretty cheap.

>> No.64092135
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64092135

>>64092101

>> No.64092217
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64092217

>>64092053
If you want movie posters that look good, buy limited run ones from places like Mondo, Hero Complex Gallery or Bottleneck Gallery.

>> No.64092238
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64092238

>>64092101
>>64092217
Chinks can't print worth shit, it's either silk or craft paper making things look worse.

>> No.64092255
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64092255

>>64092238
Last one.

>> No.64092272
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64092272

>>64092255
Actually this is the last one.

>> No.64092879

>>64090971
Was it hard to solder the Xeno?

>> No.64093093

Is xiaomi the savior we deserve? Will they deliver us from apple/google/amazon?

>> No.64093144

>>64093093
its just as botnet, if not more, its just a cheaper botnet

>> No.64093319

>>64092272
Saved all of them, thanks.

>>64092133
>>64092217
And thanks for the tips, I actually want something pleasant to look at.

>> No.64093401

>>64081660
Check out the Analogue NT and Analogue Super NT

>> No.64094091

>>64091764
>>64091752
Get which ever you like

>> No.64094139

>>64083230

Do you still have a link to that Seinfeld shirt and Genji hoodie?

>> No.64094339

Is the Yundoo Y8 still the chinkbox of choice?

>> No.64094616

I'm trying to get better shit to listen my music. After trying decent chink IEM, that were pretty cheap, the quality leap was noticeable.

Should I get one of these?

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?ltype=wholesale&d=y&origin=y&blanktest=0&jump=afs&SearchText=FIIO+K1&tc=af&initiative_id=SB_20180101130615&isViewCP=y&catId=0

>> No.64095040

>>64092879
Very very easy, just had to tin the points on the GC and Xeno boards first, and then I placed the Xeno and flowed them together with the iron.

>> No.64095132
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64095132

>>64094616

just get a phone like the V20

>> No.64095164

>>64092053
why not just test out a smaller print for like $4 first to see if you like it. i did and ended buying at least 6 more. too bad the ali store that got them from closed down

>> No.64095212

>>64093319
Forgot to mention Grey Matter Art, they also have some nice prints.

>> No.64095320

>>64095132
That looks like a good option but blowing almost 200 bucks on a phone is not on my to-do list.

But I'd like to get a new one in the future so I'll keep that in mind thanks.

Is the sound that good for a phone on the v20?

>> No.64095371

I want a home server. Is there anything cheaper and better than Raspberry Pi?
I mean more RAM better. And I don't want to pay for microcontroller stuff like GPIO, ADC or UART if I won't use it.

>> No.64096244

Orange pi or raspberry pi 3? I'm interested in game emulation? This would be my first board ever.

>> No.64096348

>>64096244
Neither

>> No.64096362

Can anyone recommend what Chromecast clone should I buy?

>> No.64096407

>>64095320
>Is the sound that good for a phone on the v20?
yes, without question
it's better than most computers and comparable to most ~$200 desktop DACs

>> No.64096419

>>64088542
Fixed a laptop with mine the other day. Note that the triangle bit is huge and doesn't fit nintendo devices.

>> No.64096574

>>64071840
Hello.
I am a newfag and i'm not going to deny it, but i came to this thread simply out of the intrest for cheap shit because i live on 8$ and hour but love tech.

In other words:
>Guide me sensei.

>> No.64096623

>>64096574
Read the infographic if you're new.
http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

It's still relatively up to date.

>> No.64096669

>>64096574
>i live on 8$ and hour but love tech

Try living on a 3rd world country
I earn $1.5/hour, which is considered well paid.

>> No.64096804

Does anyone else have problems with the xiaomi hybrids (not pro) with the left earbud being slightly louder than the right? I'm too autistic to want to change the audio balance for every device to compensate, and I tried them in opposite ears and it was definitely different. Is it because they are old and worn out? I took the mesh off to see if the right earbud was just clogged somehow and that wasn't the case.

>> No.64096844

are cheap drawing tablet that's not the HUION H420 or XP-PEN G430?

>> No.64096859

I'm looking for an audio adapter for a ps4 pro, so I don't have to plug a cable to my controller. Does somebody have this one and can say if it works? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-USB-Sound-Card-External-Audio-Card-3-5mm-USB-Adapter-USB-to-Earphone-Headphone-Audio/32839747850.html

>> No.64096872

>>64076113
this looks pretty rad.
Low wattage means saving power. How bright are they (in lumens)?

>> No.64096897

>>64096844
why not the huion 420?

>> No.64096906
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64096906

I remember awhile back some anons posting parts they bought to DIY arcade buttons and joysticks.
Anyone have links to those that they liked?

>> No.64096917

>>64096897

pen battery and not enough money

>> No.64096999

Hey /csg/,
What are some low wattage high brightness light sources that come at the cheap? Bonus points if it has a nice orange glow to it and doesn't strobe.

>> No.64097015

>>64096999
look for driverless LEDs on ali, these are pretty solid
floodlights can be a hit or miss, since the most chink ones contain only a single cell, thus won't really last long.

>> No.64097036

Are the KZ ZS6 much better than the KZ ZS5?

I can get the KZ ZS5 for 10 euros cheaper on gearbest

What other headphones might be nice for around 25 euros max (30 ameribucks)

>> No.64097157

>>64096859
Why you dont want to plug the headphones to your controller?
Anyways, i use https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-Sound-Card-3-5mm-Usb-Adapter-3D-Audio-5-1-Mini-External-Interface-Mic-Speaker/32791476978.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10151_10065_10068_10344_10342_10325_10546_10343_10340_10548_10341_10084_10083_10307_10059_10314_10534_100031_10604_10103_10142,searchweb201603_32,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=51e19dc9-0a64-444f-97f5-2bab31b597a2-2&algo_pvid=51e19dc9-0a64-444f-97f5-2bab31b597a2&transAbTest=ae803_5&rmStoreLevelAB=5 on my PS3 and works well, im pretty sure it works on a PS4 as well.

>> No.64097195

>>64097157
Over 2 meters of cable (x2, since I want to use an external mic, I don't have a headset) is pretty heavy. I'm okay with a microUSB cable to charge the controller. I don't have the ps4 pro yet, I'm gonna get it in a week. Is it actually possible to change the volume on the ps4 using an external sound card? I have no experience with modern consoles whatsoever.

>> No.64097205

>>64097195
> Is it actually possible to change the volume on the ps4 using an external sound card?

Nope, or at least not possible on my PS3

>> No.64098130

What's the best place to get a Memory Stick Pro Duo?

Are there any brick-and-mortar stores left in the states that sell them? I don't wanna wait for shipping

>> No.64098157

>>64098130
get an adapter for some cents

>> No.64098172

>>64098157
it's for my PSP anon

>> No.64098465

>>64098172
He meant one of these
http://s.aliexpress.com/JriAJVRj

>> No.64099168

I bought a digital audio player from a Chinese seller on eBay. They shipped it over three weeks ago using Belgium Post even though I don't live in Belgium. The tracking hasn't updated at all.

How fucked am I?

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64099259

Has anybody ever bought a car stereo? I'm planning on buying one with display, but if you've seen or have something better, bls recommend
Pic related

>> No.64099572

scumbag ebay seller tried to pull the feedback extortion card on me but i'm covered by the ebay money back guarantee

the seller accepted the return but are refusing to provide a post label so it'll time out and ebay will refund me

ahahahahaha

>> No.64100248

>>64097036
they're both shit since KZ squished the two BA drivers together and made everything into a shrill unlistenable mess

>> No.64100345

Anyone have suggestions for cheap bluetooth in ear ear buds? Was looking at Bluedio N2, but not sure if they will stay in my ears well while running, jumping etc.

Need them for exercising.

>> No.64100803

What's the verdict on Jumper Macbook Air clones? I don't trust online reviews for chinkshit one iota

>> No.64100865
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>>64100803

>> No.64100898

>>64100865
Okay, but in terms of heat/performance, how would you rate them?

>> No.64100943
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64100943

Recieved my Jinxiao today. Xmas present for my dad, love it, very stylish

>> No.64100961
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>>64100943
>being this early

>> No.64100978
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64100978

>>64081660
Aliexpress have a shitton of famiclones. The most popular is the d99 /w 499 in 1 cartridge for 20$+free shipping.

>> No.64100983

>>64100978
>>64081660
Why you don't just buy raspberry pie and make it retropie?

>> No.64101040

>>64100983
won't it cost more than $20?

>> No.64101080

>>64094139
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Cosplay-Game-Genji-solider-76-Hoodie-Men-s-Women-Hoodies-Sweatshirts-Casual-Jacket-Outdoor/32820408111.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Teeplaza-Vintage-Tees-Men-S-Seinfeld-Im-Seriously-Depressed-Send-Xanax-Crew-Neck-Short-Sleeve-Compression/32802486847.html

(be sure to order 2-3 sizes larger than specified for Western bodies)

>> No.64101119

>>64101040
Yes but you get all emulators you want in there and thousands of games.

>> No.64101178

What's something I can get that'll put me to sleep quickly, a cheap hammer?

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