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/g/ humor bread

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Saying bread instead of thread isn't funny, Redditor

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>> No.63453938


>Socks and sandals

Can somebody shoot him plz

>> No.63453966

There is literally nothing wrong with socks and sandals.

t. Someone who wears socks and sandals at work

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>> No.63454185

>64-bit PCI card
you WHAT

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>> No.63454356

fuckin hell my Chinese is shit

>> No.63454947

Is "me" from Me and Charlie still alive?

>> No.63454980

This didn't make me laugh, I'm just sad now

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>> No.63455184

d-delet this

>> No.63455290

>web development with assembly
what the fuck
why? would anyone do that?

>> No.63455328

All the freshmen at my uni
>python is my favorite language
>you can do ANYTHING in it!

>> No.63455445 [DELETED] 

haha good point tripfriend :) all of those real books have very strange titles lol

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>he let's dirty compiler ruin his work of art

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Do it faggot, and you will see the real world.

>> No.63455772

This is good

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>> No.63456702

more like 48 bit now

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>> No.63457138

>google.com basic textbook program
>add shit documentation with emojis

lol xd

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>> No.63457176 [DELETED] 

programming expert right here you guys

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>> No.63457180

You can't be more german than this.

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>> No.63457315

>destroying self esteem by revealing faces without makeup
>lacking confidence to reveal face without makeup in the first place

Really makes you think

>> No.63457327

>48 bits
that was implied by the original AMD64 architecture
>upper 16 bits not strictly required! kek

>> No.63457349

the quote is OK, the guy behind it is cringe

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>> No.63457372

what happened to them? :c

>> No.63457374

>reddit memes

>> No.63457441

>being too insecure to enjoy yourself

>> No.63457503

dont knock it till you've tried it mongrel

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for you

>> No.63457760

brainlet here, what am I supposed to be noticing?

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>> No.63457815

first pic she is showing a graphics card
second pic she's connecting the monitor to onboard display

>> No.63457867

>return 5 because I'm so random yay :D
I want to put my penis right inside her.

>> No.63457912

y mus u hrut me?

>> No.63457979

>now have a project so big that I can branch off to side-projects within that project any time I get bored and still technically be making continuous progress
feels good man

>> No.63458063

Can Americans not read Celsius?

>> No.63458167

Real koding right here

>> No.63458215

I love how Java has glasses and C# doesn't.

>> No.63458321

I remember speccy used to read really hot on the amd apus when it wasn't actually that hot. But then I saw
> at times it would run slow and have a burning smell but no performance issues

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>mfw still using a radeon hd 7850
why can't prices just go down man

>> No.63458775 [DELETED] 

What are working on systemd?

>> No.63458817

Are you working on systemd?

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b-but python 3 isn't turing complete!

>> No.63458953

lol jesus christ
The JVM doesn't run LLVM bytecode! It's not Turing complete!

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>> No.63459107

Whats with the shitty english?

>> No.63461301

they're from malaysia/singapore

>> No.63461424

Anyone who puts 8 drives in RAID 0 deserves what they get.

>> No.63461440

That's not what Turing completeness is, asshole. And there are actually no Turing complete physical computers

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>> No.63461485

I still struggle to comprehend this.
Why do they care about bubbles? Are they 5? Why do they have smartphones if they're so young?

>> No.63461524


Quick. Implement Q_rsqrt in something other than C or the bird will stab you.

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>> No.63461549

Don't try to wrap your head around the limited spectrum of normie logic.
The exhaust coming from your brain will open a new hole in the ozone layer if it doesn't suffocate you first.

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I don't know but my wife unironically tells me it something she struggles with about me.

>> No.63461588

this is another good version

>> No.63461664

this is clearly bait

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>> No.63461727

It doesn't happen in real life.

>> No.63461737

> Anime posters
> gay
I don't want to imply anything but I see some sort of correlation here, and I don't even mean "on that board only".

>> No.63461751 [DELETED] 

haha le epic socks and sandals meme
lmao fuuuuck nickelback xdDD
I looove bacon :DDD
fuck off, retard

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anime website

>> No.63461904

Isn't it weird that gays are attracted to animes? What's that, their HIV affected brain gets a desire for cutesy things, or it's anime which forces people to go homo?

>> No.63461954

Are women not misandrists, but misanthropes?

They think most men are ugly
They think most women, including themselves, are ugly, and need augments like makeup to look decent

They actually think the human race looks like garbage

meanwhile, men can find beauty in anything, even a neon green goat

>> No.63461961

How should you do it better then?

>> No.63461988

It's because anime is something you can only develop an interest for without peer pressure to like something else. If you're normal you have friends and you don't have the free time to even find out what anime is because you're too busy liking what your friends like. If you do have friends and end up liking anime it's because your friends are those guys who didn't have any friends until they bonded over their coincidentally similar interests and most likely formed a "club" for them.

So anime fans are a bunch of outcasts and former outcasts, which inevitably includes a shitload of fags.

The first thing that comes to mind is using a better data structure for the sprite so you can just toggle to the H state, like an array of tuples or something fuck if I know I don't know what the rest of the program is like and I don't even know that language

>> No.63462007

I was going to bring up furries but you already seem to have done

>> No.63462013

Calling someone a Redditor isn't funny either, 9gagger

>> No.63462028

Fair enough

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>> No.63462262

Why is there a low IQ shitskin trying to talk about technology?

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>mfw bought barely used RX 480 just before the great mining craze of 2017

>> No.63462332

Holy fuck.

>> No.63462347

That shitskin wrote Ubuntu single-handedly.

>> No.63462624

>banishing Microsoft
>use cthulhu as cover

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>> No.63462696

>You can't be more german than this.
I think you meant britbongs. Germans HATE socks and sandals.

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>> No.63462742

>python lighter weight than C
wait what

>> No.63462745

>you can do ANYTHING in it!
Same condition here, Python nubs are the worst.

>> No.63462753

>mfw still using a radeon hd 7850
That is an absolutely beast of a card. Its only issue is the 2GB ram, otherwise it is a very capable piece of hardware.

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> Removes makeup & fuck off mate
> or you can just get a f*cking life
> Duh!
> (all) Men are trash
> Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh
> — &

Are 14 year olds writing this “““journalism”””?

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>> No.63462796

you failed at choosing a woman. Enjoy your alimony.

>> No.63462804

seriously fuck off with that shit faggot

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>> No.63462824

>t. Someone who has never toasted in an epic bread

>> No.63462848

There is absolutely nothing wrong with copying and pasting code.

>> No.63462849

It's the difference between SMS messaging and instant messaging. A green bubble would tell the iPhone users a lot of the iMessage features will be incompatible with that contact.
The question you and everyone should ask instead is why Americans still use SMS and iMessage when there are cross-platform instant messaging applications. The only times I ever use SMS to text message anyone is when I decline their call with an automated cheesy message.

>> No.63462870

Sorry if I'm being brainlet but...
What green bubbles? What the fuck is this about

>> No.63462875

amazing having to think that you need a college degree to write up articles for these "news" companies

>> No.63462884

That's singlish fag. Simi means "what?"

>> No.63462891

>college degree
kek, these don't mean shit anymore. I have met people who are taking master degrees in natural sciences and they don't even know how to draw a straight function. go figure.

>> No.63462892

sms messages from non-iphone uses on iphones appear in green boxes, whereas messages sent on imessage are blue

>> No.63462898

point and laugh

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Now I regret asking. What the fuck.

>> No.63462919

normies and thots

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This one is my personal favorite.
The platypus really completes it.

>> No.63462993

>want to make a simple blog using ASP.NET Core
>end up trying to invent a whole new library every time something feels clunky

>> No.63463029

No. Just fucking no

>> No.63463274

What bothers me the most is that even though I hope that she is proficient beyond "calculate the largest number" I have never seen any proof to suggest that she does. Have anyone found a real proof of any proper project she has done?

>> No.63463281

english no so good. am swede.

>> No.63463338

I would do it with metaprogramming in ruby

>> No.63463764

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>> No.63463774


File "<stdin>", line 1
print 'Hello world!'
SyntaxError: Missing parentheses in call to 'print'. Did you mean print('Hello world!')?

>> No.63463815

kek, alpha pussy slayer right there

>> No.63464571

Switch case or even better some sort of mapping.

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>> No.63464654

>Have anyone found a real proof of any proper project she has done?


>> No.63464704

anon, that anon said proper project
all I see there is a bunch of garbage basically consisting of README.md

>> No.63464725

>Using ragecomics in current year.

>> No.63464731

He then said that it was a joke, as if publishing shit like this on a website meant for beginners is a good idea.

>> No.63464759

that's the joke, it's a /g/ humour thread after all. :^)

>> No.63464796

>straight function
The problem there is not that they can't but that they won't. Fuck your heteronormative functions.

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Pic related

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This may not be /g/ related, but it's still very relevant.

>> No.63465109

fuck you

>> No.63465171

the fuck my sides

>> No.63465467

I want to use PHP so bad but not for programming

>> No.63465636

y tho

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C++'s fits perfectly. A stuck up bitch for a whole bunch of stuck up bitches.

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>> No.63467113

>I'm in this photo

it's weird every time I see it

>> No.63467225

>doesn't remember bread
>capitalizes "redditor"
>not ledditfag

gb2 funnyjunk

>> No.63467287

ending net neutrality will stop this

>> No.63467301

quality kode

>> No.63467315

C# looks like every stuck up bookworm girl from grade school.

C++ looks like an unwed 30 something that never grew up past 21 and tries too hard to be "fun". Stuck up bitches don't sit or dress like that.

>> No.63467343

What was the context?

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Those borders made me read this vertically and it actually works

>> No.63467384

He was just on the ground to pet the dog at a BBQ and the person on the right jokingly stuck their hotdog in his face. I followed suit. Pretty boring desu

>> No.63467405

That card is amost the same lenght as her waist.

>> No.63467433

Actually it might still work in 4x mode

>> No.63467581
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My shig is smaller than your shig

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Why would you post such a large image anon?

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>> No.63467947

>can actually see the 4 pixels from far away
I'm way deep into the hivemind, aren't I?

>> No.63467980

You just have good eyes and screen, I only see grey

>> No.63468071

you are using python3

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>> No.63468145

I wanna do lewd things with R and Visual Basic

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That's not even the gayest thing /k/ has done desu.
>that one time a bunch of tripfags ate cum brownies
>that one fag who got his Remington 870 stuck in his ass after the Pulse shooting
>that one time Boof sent an anon a double ended dildo with scope rings attached to it as a secret Santa present
>every single post in every /arg/ thread ever
Not only does your picture fail to represent Costanza, but you somehow managed to have a larger filesize than the 2x2 picture. Good job, retard.

>> No.63468365

thats hot desu

>> No.63468372

>using whole integers for your image size

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>> No.63470736

pretty sad existence to spend your time drawing ASCII porn, desu.
< Eu sou uma ovelha sendo encoxada >
\ __
\ (oo)
\ ( )
\ /--\
__ / \ \
UooU\.'@@@@@@`.\ )
\__/(@@@@@@@@@@) /
`YY~~~~YY' \\
|| || >>

>> No.63470837

I just had wonderful idea for this that I'd make for sure if my image editing skills weren't so shit.
>Practical application of Haskell
>frog picture
>Some of You are Alright

>> No.63470885
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>166 posts and 50 image replies omitted.

/g/ is dead.

>> No.63471191

whys he in such suffering

>> No.63471199

sorry anon, but anon below is right

you done fuck up

>> No.63471294 [DELETED] 

else if or switch case at least

>> No.63471445

They're all the same aren't they?

>> No.63471462

you mean he has a shit screen
for fuck sake

>> No.63471601


>> No.63471647

>comparing the same number
Are you stupid on purpose? Check that the numbers aren't the same before calling the function, then the function works perfectly well.
if (a < b) {
biggest = max(a, b);
} else if (a > b && b < a) {
biggest = max(a, b)
} else {
throw new IllegalStateException("Cannot compare equal numbers");

Her code works perfectly fine, you're just being an uppity cunt.

>> No.63471703

>else if (a > b && b < a)
aren't you just stating the same thing twice? How can a be simultaneously bigger than b and smaller than b?

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>> No.63472220

holy fuck that code. pls gas yourself and save us all

>> No.63472381

How would Haskell-tan look like?

>> No.63472534

Fuck, is this bait?

if (a < b) {
return b;
return a;

If you want to get the max of two numbers, you just return one of them if it's equal. If there's a case where they can't be equal you can still check beforehand whether they're equal or not. Why the fuck would you want to try and catch when comparing two numbers?

>> No.63472573

return (a < b) ? b : a;

>> No.63472636

No branches:

return b ^ ((a ^ b) & -(a < b));[code][/code]

>> No.63472650
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He just played along with the hotdog dicks thing

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>> No.63472841

I want to bundler her gems

>> No.63472860

>a == b so it returns a
Makes no sense, idiots. Could improve my code by putting it in a function, saves having to write checks each time, but doing it any other way is just dumb because ever checking for difference between two instances of the same value is retarded.

int max(int a, int b) {
if (a < b) {
return max(a, b);
} else if (a > b && b < a) {
return max(a, b);
} else {
throw new IllegalStateException("Cannot compare equal numbers");

>> No.63472899


These will both probably compile to conditional instructions. Either way, unless you're doing something very specialised, it's best to leave this stuff to the optimiser.

>> No.63472942

lucid virtu
it was a thing

>> No.63473060

avoiding branching is something you might intentionally do if you are running on a stream processor with something like Cuda, although that provides it's own vectorized min function (which to be honest is probably not even written in the way I did and is just a single instruction)

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>> No.63473542

>Didn't mention the nugget bolt prostate massager.
>Didn't mention deerposting.
Well, I guess if you listed all the weird shit tuat happens on that board, you'd run into the character limit pretty quick.

>> No.63473551

>C++: 46kg
>C: 52 kg


>> No.63473602

int arr[2]={a,b};
return arr[(a-b)>>31]

>> No.63473670

>neither of you mentioned the guy posting about CCW wearing women's jeans and underwear

>> No.63473686

Tight pants
Tight groupings

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>nugget bolt prostate massager
Kek, I had forgotten about that one
It's not gay if it's a doe.
Shit, that's another good one. I know this is supposed to be a /g/ humor thread, but fuck it. Have another /k/ screencap. /g/ likes to pretend to be gay, but you niggers have no idea how fucking gay /k/ is.

>> No.63474513

max(a, b) returns the larger of the two values, or a if a = b. this is the mathematical definition of the function.

>> No.63474959

post the vid please

>> No.63475152


>> No.63476094
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>> No.63476209

~136 followers. I lol'd

>> No.63476260

yeah no

>> No.63476279


>> No.63476308

that's the joke

>> No.63476327

Actually I quite like sandals and socks and I am German. It always depends on what kinda socks or sandals, though.

>> No.63476390

I guess I have to start browsing k

>> No.63476505

The typo in the comment triggers me more than the actual code. Ugly code might be just rushed, but leaving typos like this is a red flag that the person doesn't give a fuck about code quality.

>> No.63477620

It's called an easter egg and is a glimpse into real life social interactions of the modern man

>> No.63477649

On x86 the branching version compiles to the cmovge instruction. It's technically branchless.

>> No.63477705
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Is Go-tan just Mitty form Made in Abyss?

>> No.63478031

counter clock wise?

>> No.63478218


>> No.63478287

>return 5 because i'm random
lol what

>> No.63478358

Are you the dog?

>> No.63479035

it's a pretty cool app btw, just gotta zoom on the face. there is some price on iOS (have to pay after X images or smth), but on Android I did tons of images already for free.

>> No.63479059

what a retard holy shit

>> No.63479197
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Welcome to the best board, senpai.

>> No.63479212
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Carrying a concealed weapon.

>> No.63479465
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Nice one! The "it's not Turing complete if it doesn't literally have infinite storage space!" meme.

It's just an useful term, that when applied to physical things, is interpreted slightly differently.

>> No.63479650

we're talking programming languages here, and most of them are turing complete - they usually don't have a storage limit.

>> No.63479672

fucking this, fucking Americans

>> No.63479699
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>> No.63479796

I still don't understand how the inverse square root works.
Is it magic?

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>> No.63479951

>7. You have dirty mind. S.E.X is a Signetics Extra Secret process

>> No.63480387

Isn't she that girl who made porn

>> No.63480454
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Did she? S-sauce please?

>> No.63480488

Gets me everytime

>> No.63480582


Anyone got a link to the archived thread where this happened? I know it went down the other night but I was at work and forgot to bookmark it.

>> No.63480789


>> No.63481152

Seconding. You better deliver Anon >>63480387

>> No.63481344

Wtf I like furgirls now

>> No.63481372

Except an actual redditor WOULDN'T capitalise it, since the official name is "reddit", not "Reddit"

>> No.63481402

Can someone explain the OP to me?

>> No.63481454

If you don't get it it ain't gonna make you laugh
Hell, I get it and I'm not laughing

>> No.63481471

She is taller and older and has a few children, it is quite logical for her to be heavier.

>> No.63481501

Please still explain.

>> No.63481607

>Cannot compare equal numbers
I almost forgot I was in a humor thread. Good job anon.

>> No.63481740
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Part 1

>> No.63481789

is there a version with sound?

>> No.63481827

>what is this?
>where is start, my music, and movies? i had them in recycle bin to make them 10% less in size
>what is this? what is that? how do i use this?
>i just asked you to check if its ok
>and you made it even worse

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>> No.63481996
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>> No.63482031

>I drove home with cum on my face and a fully loaded glock 26
Jesus christ

>> No.63482119 [DELETED] 
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>tfw this is considering normal on /k/
Mods pls no ban for benis.

>> No.63482198

/k/ is special
I don't ever want it to change

Also that's why you don't go to 4chan meetups

>> No.63482406

I want.

>> No.63482866

I don't get this. Because you can't run python2 code in python3 vm, does that also mean you can not write a python2 interpreter with python3?
It's a nonsense, right?

>> No.63483165

Man, you have just weirded me out so much. It's like you downgraded that meme from a CURSED IMAGE to just a casual photo.

Nonetheless, I appreciate your contribution to the meme scene.

>> No.63483206

no, she died actually


>> No.63483350

Wtf, not only /g/ but this too? Is all 4chan gay?

>> No.63483429

Nah, /lgbt/ is still a heterosexual board.

>> No.63483634

>That was retard of you
and then tell them to chill

>> No.63483901

part 2?

>> No.63483968

fake and gay.

> fat salesman
> having the money to just give out free 1000$+ items each time his dick gets sucked
> also
> even if you are gay
> you won't just suck a dirty, smelly, almost rotting dick

tl;dr: fake and gay.

>> No.63484050


Btw that image sums up "Linus Tech Tips", he did a very similar shit with SSDs. He is a major retard. I mean, he is just a showman, but newbies actually think he knows anything about IT.

>> No.63484067

you gotta feel special after you just wasted all your earned money on the monthly payment for the new iPhone.

>> No.63484086

>I don't know but my wife unironically tells me it something she struggles with about me.
holy shit anon you made a horrible decision and you fucking know it.

>> No.63484118

> tfw I remember all those stories

>> No.63484331
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Holy kek that's gold. Reminded me of the time SparkFun bought like a thousand Atmel 328s just to find out they were shipped a reel of slugs. I think they ended up selling them as a gag item, and they put pic related as the datasheet.

>> No.63484510
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>> No.63484738 [DELETED] 

That one? Nop.

>> No.63484784

Americans being americans.

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>> No.63484946

It also works somewhat for the middle column

>> No.63485017


>yaoi AND lesbian scat

A man of fine tastes.

>> No.63485363

Did this, got screamed at about how horrible I am after about a week

>> No.63485388

Actually, to be honest, that might even be one of the events that lead to her breaking up with me

>> No.63485424

watched this last night, the original and all variations of it are equally hilarious

>> No.63485472

this hurts because it's all I am

>> No.63485547

Yeah. The person is conflating the Turing machine with some made-up "run everything" machine. A Turing machine can SIMULATE another Turing machine: it doesn't magically know how to run every kind of program. You have to encode it. So yes, Python 3 is Turing complete. If for some reason you wanted to write a Python 2 interpreter in Python 3, you could do that.

>> No.63485859

Pick one anon

>> No.63486362

For the record, that's a real computer

>> No.63486616

ooh fancy

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>> No.63488040
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This is what "it" looks like. I cannot eat as much as I would like to vomit.

>> No.63488044
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>> No.63488134

8 SSDs in RAID0 are fine, provided you use it as a temp storage or caching location, and don't care if everything were to disappear.

>> No.63488161

This was peak performance. It's all downhill from here.

>> No.63488190

helloworlds in the worst languages copied from the devs.

why does this bitch think she has anything to offer the programming world and isn't just there to fill a quota?

>> No.63488207

/k/ would suck a dick for a box of remmy 30-08's

>> No.63488223


gloriously T H I C C

>> No.63488287


It's fake you dumbasses. Whoever made this image forgot to change the date, and the exact date has another tweet.

>> No.63488317

def max(a, b):
if a < b:
return b
elif a > b and b < a:
return a
raise NotImplementedError("Can't compare equal numbers")

get on my level

>> No.63488335


>> No.63488495

> a > b && b < a

I admire her for getting more people interested in IT but Jesus fucking Christ...

>> No.63488619

weird people tend to find their way to other weird people, even if they aren't weird in the same way
see also video gamers who are also weaboos, furries who are also gay, tumblrites who are also into bondage, conservative politicians who are also gay, the people on /d/ that have like 18 fetishes, etc.

>> No.63488635

yeah that's possibly the least believable part, he could just wipe it off once he was out of the house at least

>> No.63488678
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>that one time a bunch of tripfags ate cum brownies

>> No.63488853

my diary desu

>> No.63488906
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Since we're sharing /k/ stuff as well.

>> No.63489932

citation needed

>> No.63490322

Never seen that one. As soon as I read
>tower guard
I thought it was going to end in a 5 man necro nazi orgy. Nope, just insane EOD. Good shit.

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Replace VGA with DVI then I'll buy.

>> No.63491202

>mfw it automatically plays in my head

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>> No.63491284
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>> No.63492646

I wonder what happened to it.

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