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/g/ humor bread

>> No.63453603

no

>> No.63453730
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Hon

>> No.63453888

Saying bread instead of thread isn't funny, Redditor

>> No.63453908

Bump

>> No.63453938

>>63453730

>Socks and sandals

Can somebody shoot him plz

>> No.63453966

>>63453938
There is literally nothing wrong with socks and sandals.

t. Someone who wears socks and sandals at work

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>>63453997

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>>63454031

>> No.63454066

>>63454031
kek

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>> No.63454185

>>63454012
>64-bit PCI card
you WHAT

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OwO

>> No.63454356

>>63454306
fuckin hell my Chinese is shit

>> No.63454947

>>63454074
Is "me" from Me and Charlie still alive?

>> No.63454980

>>63453975
This didn't make me laugh, I'm just sad now

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>> No.63455184

>>63455147
d-delet this

>> No.63455290

>>63454104
>web development with assembly
what the fuck
why? would anyone do that?

>> No.63455328

>>63455147
All the freshmen at my uni
>python is my favorite language
>you can do ANYTHING in it!

>> No.63455445 [DELETED] 

>>63455290
haha good point tripfriend :) all of those real books have very strange titles lol

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>>63455290
>he let's dirty compiler ruin his work of art
disgusting

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>>63455290
Do it faggot, and you will see the real world.

>> No.63455772

>>63454080
This is good

>> No.63455967

>>63455644
>>63455290
https://github.com/sfinktah/HeavyThing/tree/master/rwasa

>> No.63456702

>>63454185
more like 48 bit now

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>> No.63457138

>>63457085
>google.com basic textbook program
>add shit documentation with emojis

lol xd

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>> No.63457176 [DELETED] 

>>63457138
programming expert right here you guys

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>> No.63457180

>>63453966
You can't be more german than this.

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>> No.63457315

>>63454180
>destroying self esteem by revealing faces without makeup
>lacking confidence to reveal face without makeup in the first place

Really makes you think

>> No.63457327

>>63456702
>48 bits
that was implied by the original AMD64 architecture
>upper 16 bits not strictly required! kek

>> No.63457349

>>63457274
the quote is OK, the guy behind it is cringe

>> No.63457350

>>63457241
cute

>> No.63457372

>>63454947
>>63454074
what happened to them? :c

>> No.63457374

>>63453504
>reddit memes

>> No.63457441

>>63457374
>being too insecure to enjoy yourself

>> No.63457503

>>63453938
dont knock it till you've tried it mongrel

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>>63457441
for you

>> No.63457760

>>63453975
brainlet here, what am I supposed to be noticing?

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>> No.63457815

>>63457760
first pic she is showing a graphics card
second pic she's connecting the monitor to onboard display

>> No.63457867

>>63457085
>return 5 because I'm so random yay :D
I want to put my penis right inside her.

>> No.63457912

>>63457264
y mus u hrut me?

>> No.63457979

>>63457264
>now have a project so big that I can branch off to side-projects within that project any time I get bored and still technically be making continuous progress
feels good man

>> No.63458063

>>63457221
Can Americans not read Celsius?

>> No.63458167

>>63457104
Real koding right here

>> No.63458215

>>63454306
I love how Java has glasses and C# doesn't.

>> No.63458321

>>63457221
I remember speccy used to read really hot on the amd apus when it wasn't actually that hot. But then I saw
> at times it would run slow and have a burning smell but no performance issues

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>>63455599
>mfw still using a radeon hd 7850
why can't prices just go down man

>> No.63458775 [DELETED] 

>>63457979
What are working on systemd?

>> No.63458817

>>63457979
Are you working on systemd?

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>>63455328
b-but python 3 isn't turing complete!

>> No.63458953

>>63458930
lol jesus christ
The JVM doesn't run LLVM bytecode! It's not Turing complete!

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>>63453504

>> No.63459107

>>63457241
Whats with the shitty english?

>> No.63461301

>>63459107
they're from malaysia/singapore

>> No.63461424

>>63459080
Anyone who puts 8 drives in RAID 0 deserves what they get.

>> No.63461440

>>63458930
That's not what Turing completeness is, asshole. And there are actually no Turing complete physical computers

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>>63453504

>> No.63461485

>>63461462
I still struggle to comprehend this.
Why do they care about bubbles? Are they 5? Why do they have smartphones if they're so young?

>> No.63461524

>>63457085

Quick. Implement Q_rsqrt in something other than C or the bird will stab you.

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>> No.63461549

>>63461485
Don't try to wrap your head around the limited spectrum of normie logic.
The exhaust coming from your brain will open a new hole in the ozone layer if it doesn't suffocate you first.

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>>63461485

I don't know but my wife unironically tells me it something she struggles with about me.

>> No.63461588

>>63454080
>>63455772
this is another good version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGpH_aYBvqY

>> No.63461664

>>63457085
this is clearly bait

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>>63455599

>> No.63461727

>>63461485
It doesn't happen in real life.

>> No.63461737

>>63457814
> Anime posters
> gay
I don't want to imply anything but I see some sort of correlation here, and I don't even mean "on that board only".

>> No.63461751 [DELETED] 

>>63453938
haha le epic socks and sandals meme
lmao fuuuuck nickelback xdDD
I looove bacon :DDD
fuck off, retard

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>>63461737
anime website

>> No.63461904

>>63461833
Isn't it weird that gays are attracted to animes? What's that, their HIV affected brain gets a desire for cutesy things, or it's anime which forces people to go homo?

>> No.63461954

>>63454180
Are women not misandrists, but misanthropes?

They think most men are ugly
They think most women, including themselves, are ugly, and need augments like makeup to look decent

They actually think the human race looks like garbage

meanwhile, men can find beauty in anything, even a neon green goat

>> No.63461961

>>63457155
How should you do it better then?

>> No.63461988

>>63461904
It's because anime is something you can only develop an interest for without peer pressure to like something else. If you're normal you have friends and you don't have the free time to even find out what anime is because you're too busy liking what your friends like. If you do have friends and end up liking anime it's because your friends are those guys who didn't have any friends until they bonded over their coincidentally similar interests and most likely formed a "club" for them.

So anime fans are a bunch of outcasts and former outcasts, which inevitably includes a shitload of fags.

>>63461961
The first thing that comes to mind is using a better data structure for the sprite so you can just toggle to the H state, like an array of tuples or something fuck if I know I don't know what the rest of the program is like and I don't even know that language

>> No.63462007

>>63461954
I was going to bring up furries but you already seem to have done

>> No.63462013

>>63453888
Calling someone a Redditor isn't funny either, 9gagger

>> No.63462028

>>63461988
Fair enough

>> No.63462214 [DELETED] 

>>63462013
LOLOLLOL FUCKING #REKT

>> No.63462262

>>63453730
Why is there a low IQ shitskin trying to talk about technology?

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>>63458655
>mfw bought barely used RX 480 just before the great mining craze of 2017

>> No.63462332

>>63459080
Holy fuck.

>> No.63462347

>>63462262
That shitskin wrote Ubuntu single-handedly.

>> No.63462624

>>63454104
>banishing Microsoft
>use cthulhu as cover
lmao

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>> No.63462696

>>63457180
>You can't be more german than this.
I think you meant britbongs. Germans HATE socks and sandals.

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>> No.63462738

>>63454306
WRONG BIRTHDAYS!!!

>> No.63462742

>>63454306
>python lighter weight than C
wait what

>> No.63462745

>>63455328
>you can do ANYTHING in it!
Same condition here, Python nubs are the worst.

>> No.63462753

>>63458655
>mfw still using a radeon hd 7850
That is an absolutely beast of a card. Its only issue is the 2GB ram, otherwise it is a very capable piece of hardware.

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>>63454180
> Removes makeup & fuck off mate
> or you can just get a f*cking life
> Duh!
> (all) Men are trash
> Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh
> — &
> SAID NO ONE EVER

Are 14 year olds writing this “““journalism”””?

>> No.63462773

>>63457241
SVSN

>> No.63462796

>>63461554
you failed at choosing a woman. Enjoy your alimony.

>> No.63462804

>>63457372
seriously fuck off with that shit faggot

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>>63454104

>> No.63462824

>>63453888
>t. Someone who has never toasted in an epic bread

>> No.63462848

>>63462815
There is absolutely nothing wrong with copying and pasting code.

>> No.63462849

>>63461485
It's the difference between SMS messaging and instant messaging. A green bubble would tell the iPhone users a lot of the iMessage features will be incompatible with that contact.
The question you and everyone should ask instead is why Americans still use SMS and iMessage when there are cross-platform instant messaging applications. The only times I ever use SMS to text message anyone is when I decline their call with an automated cheesy message.

>> No.63462870

>>63461554
>>63461485
>>63461462
Sorry if I'm being brainlet but...
What green bubbles? What the fuck is this about

>> No.63462875

>>63462765
amazing having to think that you need a college degree to write up articles for these "news" companies

>> No.63462884

>>63459107
That's singlish fag. Simi means "what?"

>> No.63462891

>>63462875
>college degree
kek, these don't mean shit anymore. I have met people who are taking master degrees in natural sciences and they don't even know how to draw a straight function. go figure.

>> No.63462892

>>63462870
sms messages from non-iphone uses on iphones appear in green boxes, whereas messages sent on imessage are blue

>> No.63462898

>>63462870
Ahaha
point and laugh

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>>63462892
Now I regret asking. What the fuck.

>> No.63462919

>>63462913
normies and thots

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>>63462815
This one is my personal favorite.
The platypus really completes it.

>> No.63462993

>>63457264
>want to make a simple blog using ASP.NET Core
>end up trying to invent a whole new library every time something feels clunky
fuck

>> No.63463029

>>63462699
No. Just fucking no

>> No.63463274

>>63457085
What bothers me the most is that even though I hope that she is proficient beyond "calculate the largest number" I have never seen any proof to suggest that she does. Have anyone found a real proof of any proper project she has done?

>> No.63463281

>>63463274
english no so good. am swede.

>> No.63463338

>>63461961
I would do it with metaprogramming in ruby

>> No.63463764

>>63455290
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>> No.63463774

>>63455147

File "<stdin>", line 1
print 'Hello world!'
^
SyntaxError: Missing parentheses in call to 'print'. Did you mean print('Hello world!')?

>> No.63463815

>>63454031
kek, alpha pussy slayer right there

>> No.63464571

>>63461961
Switch case or even better some sort of mapping.

>> No.63464645

>>63453504
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6sotf2/how_many_levels_of_haskell_are_you_on/

>> No.63464654

>>63463274
>Have anyone found a real proof of any proper project she has done?

https://github.com/karliekloss

>> No.63464704

>>63464654
anon, that anon said proper project
all I see there is a bunch of garbage basically consisting of README.md

>> No.63464725

>>63455147
>Using ragecomics in current year.

>> No.63464731

>>63458930
He then said that it was a joke, as if publishing shit like this on a website meant for beginners is a good idea.

>> No.63464759

>>63464704
that's the joke, it's a /g/ humour thread after all. :^)

>> No.63464796

>>63462891
>straight function
The problem there is not that they can't but that they won't. Fuck your heteronormative functions.

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>>63453504
Pic related

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>>63457814
This may not be /g/ related, but it's still very relevant.

>> No.63465109

>>63457264
fuck you

>> No.63465171

>>63462699
>sodomized-sheep.cow
the fuck my sides

>> No.63465467

>>63454306
I want to use PHP so bad but not for programming

>> No.63465636

>>63457264
y tho

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>>63454306
C++'s fits perfectly. A stuck up bitch for a whole bunch of stuck up bitches.

>> No.63465993

>>63457221
Kek

>> No.63467113

>>63458485
>I'm in this photo

it's weird every time I see it

>> No.63467225

>>63453888
>doesn't remember bread
>capitalizes "redditor"
>not ledditfag

gb2 funnyjunk

>> No.63467287

>>63454031
ending net neutrality will stop this

>> No.63467301

>>63457085
>max(4,4)
5
quality kode

>> No.63467315

>>63465892
C# looks like every stuck up bookworm girl from grade school.

C++ looks like an unwed 30 something that never grew up past 21 and tries too hard to be "fun". Stuck up bitches don't sit or dress like that.

>> No.63467343

>>63467113
What was the context?

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>>63454049
Those borders made me read this vertically and it actually works

>> No.63467384

>>63467343
He was just on the ground to pet the dog at a BBQ and the person on the right jokingly stuck their hotdog in his face. I followed suit. Pretty boring desu

>> No.63467405

>>63453975
That card is amost the same lenght as her waist.

>> No.63467433

>>63454012
Actually it might still work in 4x mode

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>>63462765
My shig is smaller than your shig

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>>63467581
Why would you post such a large image anon?

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>>63467657
neat

>> No.63467947

>>63467657
>can actually see the 4 pixels from far away
I'm way deep into the hivemind, aren't I?

>> No.63467980

>>63467947
You just have good eyes and screen, I only see grey

>> No.63468071

>>63463774
you are using python3

>> No.63468078

>>63462699
output:
https://gist.githubusercontent.com/hugosenari/5762388/raw/71f58de2616ad0bc3fefb7fedecd6626068d19d2/sheep-say

>> No.63468145

>>63454306
I wanna do lewd things with R and Visual Basic

>> No.63468161

>>63464901
kekd

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>>63467657

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>>63468161
That's not even the gayest thing /k/ has done desu.
>that one time a bunch of tripfags ate cum brownies
>that one fag who got his Remington 870 stuck in his ass after the Pulse shooting
>that one time Boof sent an anon a double ended dildo with scope rings attached to it as a secret Santa present
>every single post in every /arg/ thread ever
>>63468233
Not only does your picture fail to represent Costanza, but you somehow managed to have a larger filesize than the 2x2 picture. Good job, retard.

>> No.63468365

>>63464901
thats hot desu

>> No.63468372

>>63468233
>using whole integers for your image size
really?

>> No.63469061

>>63462929
>underrated

>> No.63469139
File: 42 B, 2x2, fug.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
63469139

>>63467657

>> No.63470736

>>63468078
pretty sad existence to spend your time drawing ASCII porn, desu.
< Eu sou uma ovelha sendo encoxada >
----------------------------------
\ __
\ (oo)
\ ( )
\ /--\
__ / \ \
UooU\.'@@@@@@`.\ )
\__/(@@@@@@@@@@) /
(@@@@@@@@)((
`YY~~~~YY' \\
|| || >>

>> No.63470837

>>63454104
I just had wonderful idea for this that I'd make for sure if my image editing skills weren't so shit.
>Practical application of Haskell
>frog picture
>Some of You are Alright
>O'REEEELY

>> No.63470885
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63470885

>166 posts and 50 image replies omitted.

/g/ is dead.

>> No.63471191

>>63467384
whys he in such suffering

>> No.63471199

>>63461554
sorry anon, but anon below is right
>>63462796

you done fuck up

>> No.63471294 [DELETED] 

>>63461961
else if or switch case at least

>> No.63471445

>>63454080
They're all the same aren't they?

>> No.63471462

>>63467980
you mean he has a shit screen
for fuck sake

>> No.63471601

>>63457177
Kek.

>> No.63471647

>>63467301
>comparing the same number
Are you stupid on purpose? Check that the numbers aren't the same before calling the function, then the function works perfectly well.
if (a < b) {
biggest = max(a, b);
} else if (a > b && b < a) {
biggest = max(a, b)
} else {
throw new IllegalStateException("Cannot compare equal numbers");
}


Her code works perfectly fine, you're just being an uppity cunt.

>> No.63471703

>>63471647
>else if (a > b && b < a)
aren't you just stating the same thing twice? How can a be simultaneously bigger than b and smaller than b?

>> No.63472211
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63472211

>>63453504

>> No.63472220

>>63471647
holy fuck that code. pls gas yourself and save us all

>> No.63472381

>>63454306
How would Haskell-tan look like?

>> No.63472534

>>63471647
Fuck, is this bait?

if (a < b) {
return b;
}
return a;


If you want to get the max of two numbers, you just return one of them if it's equal. If there's a case where they can't be equal you can still check beforehand whether they're equal or not. Why the fuck would you want to try and catch when comparing two numbers?

>> No.63472573

>>63472534
return (a < b) ? b : a;

>> No.63472636

>>63472573
No branches:

return b ^ ((a ^ b) & -(a < b));[code][/code]

>> No.63472650
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63472650

>>63471191
He just played along with the hotdog dicks thing

>> No.63472794
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63472794

>> No.63472841

>>63454306
I want to bundler her gems

>> No.63472860

>>63471703
>>63472220
>>63472534
>a == b so it returns a
Makes no sense, idiots. Could improve my code by putting it in a function, saves having to write checks each time, but doing it any other way is just dumb because ever checking for difference between two instances of the same value is retarded.

int max(int a, int b) {
if (a < b) {
return max(a, b);
} else if (a > b && b < a) {
return max(a, b);
} else {
throw new IllegalStateException("Cannot compare equal numbers");
}
}

>> No.63472899

>>63472573
>>63472636

These will both probably compile to conditional instructions. Either way, unless you're doing something very specialised, it's best to leave this stuff to the optimiser.

>> No.63472942

>>63457815
lucid virtu
it was a thing

>> No.63473060

>>63472899
avoiding branching is something you might intentionally do if you are running on a stream processor with something like Cuda, although that provides it's own vectorized min function (which to be honest is probably not even written in the way I did and is just a single instruction)

>> No.63473406

>>63458817
kek

>> No.63473542

>>63468295
>Didn't mention the nugget bolt prostate massager.
>Didn't mention deerposting.
Well, I guess if you listed all the weird shit tuat happens on that board, you'd run into the character limit pretty quick.

>> No.63473551

>>63462742
>>63454306
>C++: 46kg
>C: 52 kg

Wat

>> No.63473602

>>63472860
int arr[2]={a,b};
return arr[(a-b)>>31]

>> No.63473670

>>63468295
>>63473542
>neither of you mentioned the guy posting about CCW wearing women's jeans and underwear

>> No.63473686

>>63473670
Tight pants
Tight groupings

>> No.63474296
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63474296

>>63473542
>nugget bolt prostate massager
Kek, I had forgotten about that one
>deerposting
It's not gay if it's a doe.
>>63473670
Shit, that's another good one. I know this is supposed to be a /g/ humor thread, but fuck it. Have another /k/ screencap. /g/ likes to pretend to be gay, but you niggers have no idea how fucking gay /k/ is.

>> No.63474513

>>63472860
max(a, b) returns the larger of the two values, or a if a = b. this is the mathematical definition of the function.

>> No.63474959

>>63470885
post the vid please

>> No.63475152

>>63474959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE

>> No.63476094
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63476094

>> No.63476209

>>63464654
~136 followers. I lol'd

>> No.63476260

>>63462347
yeah no

>> No.63476279

>>63474296
kek

>> No.63476308

>>63464725
that's the joke

>> No.63476327

>>63462696
Actually I quite like sandals and socks and I am German. It always depends on what kinda socks or sandals, though.

>> No.63476390

>>63468295
>>63473542
>>63473670
I guess I have to start browsing k

>> No.63476505

>>63464862
The typo in the comment triggers me more than the actual code. Ugly code might be just rushed, but leaving typos like this is a red flag that the person doesn't give a fuck about code quality.

>> No.63477620

>>63467356
It's called an easter egg and is a glimpse into real life social interactions of the modern man

>> No.63477649

>>63472636
On x86 the branching version compiles to the cmovge instruction. It's technically branchless.

>> No.63477705
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63477705

>>63454306

Is Go-tan just Mitty form Made in Abyss?

>> No.63478031

>>63473670
counter clock wise?

>> No.63478218

>>63462658
kek

>> No.63478287

>>63457085
>return 5 because i'm random
lol what

>> No.63478358

>>63467113
Are you the dog?

>> No.63479035

>>63454180
it's a pretty cool app btw, just gotta zoom on the face. there is some price on iOS (have to pay after X images or smth), but on Android I did tons of images already for free.

>> No.63479059

>>63472860
>>63471647
what a retard holy shit

>> No.63479197
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63479197

>>63476390
Welcome to the best board, senpai.

>> No.63479212
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63479212

>>63478031
Carrying a concealed weapon.

>> No.63479465
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63479465

>>63461440

Nice one! The "it's not Turing complete if it doesn't literally have infinite storage space!" meme.

It's just an useful term, that when applied to physical things, is interpreted slightly differently.

>> No.63479650

>>63461440
>computers
we're talking programming languages here, and most of them are turing complete - they usually don't have a storage limit.

>> No.63479672

>>63462849
fucking this, fucking Americans

>> No.63479699
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63479699

>> No.63479796

>>63454306
>>63457085
I still don't understand how the inverse square root works.
Is it magic?

>> No.63479882

>>63479796
yes

>> No.63479951

>>63479699
>7. You have dirty mind. S.E.X is a Signetics Extra Secret process
geg

>> No.63480387

>>63453975
Isn't she that girl who made porn

>> No.63480454
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63480454

>>63480387
Did she? S-sauce please?

>> No.63480488

>>63454031
Gets me everytime

>> No.63480582

>>63459080

Anyone got a link to the archived thread where this happened? I know it went down the other night but I was at work and forgot to bookmark it.

>> No.63480789

>>63461588
Lol

>> No.63481152

>>63480454
Seconding. You better deliver Anon >>63480387

>> No.63481344

>>63479197
Wtf I like furgirls now

>> No.63481372

>>63467225
Except an actual redditor WOULDN'T capitalise it, since the official name is "reddit", not "Reddit"

>> No.63481402

Can someone explain the OP to me?

>> No.63481454

>>63481402
If you don't get it it ain't gonna make you laugh
Hell, I get it and I'm not laughing

>> No.63481471

>>63473551
She is taller and older and has a few children, it is quite logical for her to be heavier.

>> No.63481501

>>63481454
Please still explain.

>> No.63481607

>>63471647
>Cannot compare equal numbers
I almost forgot I was in a humor thread. Good job anon.

>> No.63481740
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63481740

>>63457814
Part 1

>> No.63481789

>>63476094
is there a version with sound?

>> No.63481827

>>63462658
>what is this?
>where is start, my music, and movies? i had them in recycle bin to make them 10% less in size
>what is this? what is that? how do i use this?
>i just asked you to check if its ok
>and you made it even worse

>> No.63481877

>>63481789
https://youtu.be/k8R1eYGXRso?t=690

>> No.63481996
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63481996

>> No.63482031

>>63464901
>I drove home with cum on my face and a fully loaded glock 26
Jesus christ

>> No.63482119 [DELETED] 
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63482119

>>63482031
>tfw this is considering normal on /k/
Mods pls no ban for benis.

>> No.63482198

>>63482119
/k/ is special
I don't ever want it to change

Also that's why you don't go to 4chan meetups

>> No.63482406

>>63481996
I want.

>> No.63482866

>>63458930
I don't get this. Because you can't run python2 code in python3 vm, does that also mean you can not write a python2 interpreter with python3?
It's a nonsense, right?

>> No.63483165

>>63472650
Man, you have just weirded me out so much. It's like you downgraded that meme from a CURSED IMAGE to just a casual photo.

Nonetheless, I appreciate your contribution to the meme scene.

>> No.63483206

>>63478358
no, she died actually

RIP

>> No.63483350

>>63474296
Wtf, not only /g/ but this too? Is all 4chan gay?

>> No.63483429

>>63483350
Nah, /lgbt/ is still a heterosexual board.

>> No.63483634

>>63481827
>That was retard of you
and then tell them to chill

>> No.63483901

>>63481740
part 2?

>> No.63483968

>>63481740
>>63457814
fake and gay.

> fat salesman
> having the money to just give out free 1000$+ items each time his dick gets sucked
> also
> even if you are gay
> you won't just suck a dirty, smelly, almost rotting dick

tl;dr: fake and gay.

>> No.63484050

>>63459080
> DO YOU FEEL LUCKY

Btw that image sums up "Linus Tech Tips", he did a very similar shit with SSDs. He is a major retard. I mean, he is just a showman, but newbies actually think he knows anything about IT.

>> No.63484067

>>63462913
>>63462870
>>63461485
you gotta feel special after you just wasted all your earned money on the monthly payment for the new iPhone.

>> No.63484086

>>63461554
>I don't know but my wife unironically tells me it something she struggles with about me.
holy shit anon you made a horrible decision and you fucking know it.

>> No.63484118

>>63473542
>>63468295
> tfw I remember all those stories
;_;

>> No.63484331
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63484331

>>63479699
Holy kek that's gold. Reminded me of the time SparkFun bought like a thousand Atmel 328s just to find out they were shipped a reel of slugs. I think they ended up selling them as a gag item, and they put pic related as the datasheet.

>> No.63484510
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63484510

>> No.63484738 [DELETED] 

>>63480387
That one? Nop.

>> No.63484784

>>63462870
Americans being americans.

>> No.63484935
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63484935

>>63462658

>> No.63484946

>>63467356
It also works somewhat for the middle column

>> No.63485017

>>63484935

>yaoi AND lesbian scat

A man of fine tastes.

>> No.63485363

>>63472211
Did this, got screamed at about how horrible I am after about a week

>> No.63485388

>>63485363
Actually, to be honest, that might even be one of the events that lead to her breaking up with me
>tfw

>> No.63485424

>>63454080
watched this last night, the original and all variations of it are equally hilarious

>> No.63485472

>>63457264
this hurts because it's all I am

>> No.63485547

>>63482866
Yeah. The person is conflating the Turing machine with some made-up "run everything" machine. A Turing machine can SIMULATE another Turing machine: it doesn't magically know how to run every kind of program. You have to encode it. So yes, Python 3 is Turing complete. If for some reason you wanted to write a Python 2 interpreter in Python 3, you could do that.

>> No.63485859

>>63483968
>fake
>gay
Pick one anon

>> No.63486362

>>63481996
For the record, that's a real computer

>> No.63486616

>>63477649
ooh fancy

>> No.63486758
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63486758

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63488040

>>63462699
This is what "it" looks like. I cannot eat as much as I would like to vomit.

>> No.63488044
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63488044

>>63481996

>> No.63488134

>>63484050
8 SSDs in RAID0 are fine, provided you use it as a temp storage or caching location, and don't care if everything were to disappear.

>> No.63488161

>>63481996
This was peak performance. It's all downhill from here.

>> No.63488190

>>63464654
helloworlds in the worst languages copied from the devs.

why does this bitch think she has anything to offer the programming world and isn't just there to fill a quota?

>> No.63488207

>>63464901
/k/ would suck a dick for a box of remmy 30-08's

>> No.63488223

>>63481996

T H I C C
gloriously T H I C C

>> No.63488287

>>63457085
>>63457138
>>63457867
>>63461524
>>63461664
>>63463274
>>63467301
>>63478287

It's fake you dumbasses. Whoever made this image forgot to change the date, and the exact date has another tweet.

>> No.63488317

>>63471647
def max(a, b):
if a < b:
return b
elif a > b and b < a:
return a
else:
raise NotImplementedError("Can't compare equal numbers")

get on my level

>> No.63488335

>>63457177
dead

>> No.63488495

>>63457085
> a > b && b < a

I admire her for getting more people interested in IT but Jesus fucking Christ...

>> No.63488619

>>63461904
weird people tend to find their way to other weird people, even if they aren't weird in the same way
see also video gamers who are also weaboos, furries who are also gay, tumblrites who are also into bondage, conservative politicians who are also gay, the people on /d/ that have like 18 fetishes, etc.

>> No.63488635

>>63482031
yeah that's possibly the least believable part, he could just wipe it off once he was out of the house at least

>> No.63488678
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63488678

>>63468295
>that one time a bunch of tripfags ate cum brownies

>> No.63488853

>>63462929
my diary desu

>> No.63488906
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63488906

Since we're sharing /k/ stuff as well.

>> No.63489932

>>63486362
citation needed

>> No.63490322

>>63488906
Never seen that one. As soon as I read
>tower guard
I thought it was going to end in a 5 man necro nazi orgy. Nope, just insane EOD. Good shit.

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63490698

>>63472381

>> No.63490728
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63490728

>>63481996
Replace VGA with DVI then I'll buy.

>> No.63491202

>>63472794
>mfw it automatically plays in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5eLn1QMJS0

>> No.63491266
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63491266

>>63481996

>> No.63491284
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63491284

>> No.63492646

>>63491284
I wonder what happened to it.

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