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new phone is gonna have wireless charging, i say we get hotplates involved with this

>> No.63119624

>muh ebin 4chin pranks

>> No.63119633

good point

>> No.63120468

call it thermoelectric charge technology
we could also try a "magnetic charging lifehack", by rubbing magnets, one in the back and one in the front of the phone, you can charge it on the go with no need for an outlet or batteries

>> No.63120871

This needs a solid viral video to accompany it.

>> No.63120879

AirCharge. It works like magic.

>> No.63120939

iPhones don't contain hard drive, I don't see how it would damage the phone

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Good point. Go microwave your phone and tell how how well it works out for you.

>> No.63120972

>waaah no OC just low effort shitposting


>> No.63120990

>this meme is too spicy for me

why dont you get some of your vertebrae removed so you can eat directly from your own asshole?

>> No.63121851 [DELETED] 

>t. assblasted iToddler

>> No.63121862

Have any of these actually worked? Any proofs?

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>> No.63121906

actually retarded people is flooding street

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ITT: poor people who can’t afford iPhones try and prevent people who can afford iPhones from enjoying them.

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Oh look it's the same asspained iToddler defending his fruit toys all day. You mad kiddie?

>> No.63121986


What am i asspained about? Having the disposable income to buy superior products?

>> No.63122070

someone just needs to deactivate the microwave radio in their microwave oven, but leave the turntable and light on. video the phone spinning around inside, and then show an 85% charged battery afterwards. add the microwave sound effect into the video, and voila.

>> No.63122092

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>You will not post or request personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is also not permitted.

3 rules breaks in this thread hmmmmm

>> No.63122119

shut up pajeet

>> No.63122134

>calling me pajeet
A third of Androids entire userbase is in India.
A fucking third.

It is statistically more likely that you are a poojeet or a chink and I am a white, college educated male.

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>> No.63122161

>continually posts the child with special needs having difficulty as if its normal behavior

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>being a special needs child having difficulty

It must be really hard for you that /g/ doesn't love your fruity toddler toy brand like you do.

It hurts you so much you make 5000 shill threads in an autistic teary rage to try and get people to buy your fruity trash.

I would feel sorry for a pathetic iToddler like you, but it's actually more funny to just laugh at what a pathetic loser you are.

>> No.63122203

>just called a 14th of the world's population "special needs" in his post.

Now we don't even need to use Google to tell you that's wrong.

>> No.63122215 [DELETED] 

>t. assblasted iToddler

>> No.63122227

Ah back to the ad hominem. Nice.
Also you're flooding the board with duplicate posts so the mods can deal with you.

>> No.63122255

would aiming the face sensor at the sun damage it, since it obviously can't have an IR filter?

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Haven't been banned ever.

Your 50 daily applel shill threads have been purged regularly though. You ever get tired of being banned iToddler?

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>>63121966 This is how pathetic you are. Do your parents know you ritually worship a gay fruit cult?

>> No.63122460

My parents know I earn $165k a year and enjoy apple products. Nothing to be ashamed of there.

>> No.63122488 [DELETED] 

>taking cock up your ass
>Nothing to be ashamed of there.

>> No.63122564

>still posting the one with the broken cable

>> No.63122602

I have a girlfriend and have never had any form of gay relations. Thanks for your concern.

>> No.63122614

Something about the iPhone X screen being unbreakable.

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Hell yeah, apple is great. I can't believe people just don't want us to enjoy the latest tech, it's so selfish

>> No.63122859

>dual core phones

>> No.63122879

Why not just say apple is replacing damaged phones with the x version?

>> No.63122917

How about using the phrase 'X Marks the Spot' and getting people to bury their phones or something?

>> No.63123086


>> No.63125308

Let's make a "You can charge your iBone with magnets" scam.
We says shit like "you need really powerfull magnets to charge your device" and sells that shit as some sort of wireless charging.

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