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At apple store
What do

>> No.62892473
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62892473

get a mac of course

>> No.62892478

Roman salute.

>> No.62892480

install Gentoo

>> No.62892483

>>62892473
/thread

>> No.62892484

>>62892463
Hang yourself with those cords hanging from that desk.

>> No.62892490

>>62892463
start smashing shit with a metal ball

>> No.62892493

Pull out your dick and wave it around

>> No.62892516

>>62892463
>get on table
>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM PIIIIICKLE RIIIIICK
>get rewarded free macbook and ipad

>> No.62892562
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62892562

Put this image on at least one of the laptop wallpapers.

>> No.62892586

>>62892562
Because Linus uses a Mac too? Because Linus does a mac.

>> No.62892605

>>62892463
Leave and go home

>> No.62892610

Go about your business like civilized human being

>> No.62892617

>>62892463
Press control-option-command-8 on all the macs

>> No.62892631

That's nice image quality.

What camera?

>> No.62892646

>>62892473
Post wallpaper i beg you

>> No.62892651

smash every device you can see while shouting "I want my refund"

>> No.62892653

Change the background picture, for each model, to what the specs are, how expensive they are, and compare them to other laptops.

>> No.62892654

>>62892463
Should yell

"Install gentoo"

>> No.62892666
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>>62892646

>> No.62892680

>>62892666
Disgusting. Delete immediately.

>> No.62892686

>>62892654
>proceeds to awkwardly walk out in a hurry with head down

>> No.62892698

>>62892686
No, he is suppose to walk around proudly with his superior intellect as he doesn't use overpriced botnet crap.

>> No.62892704

yell out

GNU SLASH LINUX WILL LIBERATE YOU FROM PROPRIETARY SOFTWARES RESTRICTIVE LICENSE

TUX FOR LIFEE

and run out

>> No.62892714
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62892714

Do some coding.

>> No.62892716

>>62892654
Better to just install Gentoo in a VM and then full screen it.

See if anyone can figure it out.

>> No.62892729

>>62892463
break everything like the rick & morty watching pleb you are

>> No.62892753

>>62892586
nah he dropped the macbook air

>> No.62892807

>>62892704

yell out

REPENT SINNERS!
GOD SAID 640X480.
GOD SAID NO NETWORK, NO CIA NIGGERS.
GOD SAYS "sin elevated Sodom's child enmities fallacies cometh impurity temporately review texts privacy cannot answerest journey as boasting"

>> No.62892835

>>62892463
buy something or get out
plain clothes security has you tagged already

>> No.62892948

>>62892666
pedo shit

>> No.62892962

>>62892463
detonate your bomb vest

>> No.62893302

>>62892631
S8

>> No.62893336

>>62892463
talk about how vegan you are to the store employees

>> No.62895067

Get out of there

>> No.62895280

>>62892473
What did anon mean by this?

>> No.62895306

>>62892463
Start shooting up the place. Yell "Allahu Akbar" while doing it though.

>> No.62895321

>>62892714
>BOTH hands on the keyboard
This bitch a magician?

>> No.62895548

>>62892463
How many bullets do you have? Maybe we can turn you into a patsy.

>> No.62895592

Go up to one of the apple workers and ask them what happens to your files in the cloud if it starts to rain - ask if they have insurance for that.

>> No.62895607

do they have iphone Xs?

>> No.62895656

>>62895607
>November

>> No.62895663

Turn op the volume then open the terminal on each Mac and enter sleep 300; for i in {1..1000}; do say "niggers"; done

>> No.62895666

>>62895656
idk maybe they have demos before the real release fucker

>> No.62895792

See all dates to 1970 and reboot. Does that shit still work?

>> No.62896105

>>62892463
Make your water break.
Sink or swim, who fucking cares.

>> No.62896155

>>62892666
uhhhhh what is wrong with her tits(?)

>> No.62896159

>>62892473
>fat hand
>messy room
>poor camera
ew, disgusting macfag be gone

>> No.62896207

>>62896159
>every neet android user ever

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>>62892666
>>62896155

>> No.62897667

teach bitches how to swim

>> No.62897887

Jamal, please stop

>> No.62897927

>>62892714
I wouldn't be caught dead typing on that abomination of a keyboard

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>>62892473

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62897958

pop pop pop
watch the faggots drop

>> No.62898000

>>62897939
MACTODDLERS BTFO

>> No.62898030

>>62892463
laugh at all the low testosterone, beta, nu-males and how weak and pathetic they are

>> No.62898099

>>62892714
Those post wall hands though

>> No.62898111

>>62892714
cd ..
ls
ls
cd ..
cd ..
ls

>> No.62898412

>>62898111
checked and reminds me of my DOS days:
cls
dir
cls
dir
cls
dir
cls
dir

over and over while thinking

>> No.62898447
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62898447

post this image on every iphones wallpaper

>> No.62898483

>>62898447
Why is he wearing a dress?

>> No.62898512

>>62892463
mass shooting

>> No.62898558

Literally none of those people need such an expensive piece of hardware.

>> No.62898612

>>62892714
We should invite her to our startup

>> No.62898683

>>62898483
He's ded
How come he is still in the photo
>2spooky

>> No.62899597

>>62892473
fpbp

>> No.62899880

>>62892714
>unpeeled potatoes
That's a dealbreaker even tho I could solely fap to the hands

>> No.62899920

>>62892463
notice how there's not a single jamal in there.

android really is for poor niggers.

>> No.62899928

>>62892714
>ruby
why is it always fucking ruby?

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>>62897939

>> No.62899968

Ask to see an iPad and take a shit on it you filthy animal

>> No.62899969

>>62899943
UMA DELICIA

>> No.62900001

get a gun, shoot at random:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evvXlmYw4wk

>> No.62900002

>>62892463
Tell them you want to install Gentoo, and ask how much a macbook costs with no OS. Demand to know what they are afraid of when they tell you it cannot be done.

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>>62899943

Neste fio, fala-se agora na Língua Portuguesa!

>> No.62900134

>>62892562
not op but i usually open /g/ on every public computer with internet connection.

>> No.62900314

>>62892807
underrated.

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>>62899943

>> No.62900764

>>62892463
Kill yourself.

>> No.62900903

>>62892666
kys satan

>> No.62901200

>>62892463
Homosex

>> No.62901234

>>62898111
#kodewithkarlie

>> No.62901313

>>62892463
Post nudes

>> No.62901877
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>>62892714
>bais

>> No.62902246

>>62899943
SOPA DE MACACO

t. Alberto Barbosa

>> No.62902275

>>62892463
Leave

>> No.62902282

>>62892473
Clearly the only answer

>> No.62902293

This is mostly why I don't want an iPhone. I never want to deal with technologically illiterate retards/soccer moms again.

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>>62895663
This

>> No.62902420

>>62892666
delete this

>> No.62902467

>>62892463
Buy iPhone
Receive complementary anal sex.

>> No.62902500

>>62899943
UMA

>> No.62902781

>>62892714
are those whole potatoes in that salad

>> No.62902795

>>62898447
he dead because of cancer...
I see what cancer do to my uncle, aunt and grandfather...

and I also have tutor and lucky that tutor is benign.
its not OK to joke about it dude

>> No.62902798

>>62892463
put pepe as the wallpaper on all the computers

>> No.62902819

>>62902795
*tumor

>> No.62902837

>>62892463
Virginia?

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>>62892463

Where is this one? All of the apple stores near me are constantly flooded with pic related

>> No.62904008

>>62902795
>>62902819
*AIDS

>> No.62904026

>>62892463
kill SIGKILL -1
>>62892478
kek

>> No.62904129

>>62892666
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> At apple store

>> No.62904162

>>62892617
that shit doesn't work anymore you dumb nigger

>> No.62904186

>>62892807
CIA NIGGERS GET OUT

>> No.62904395

>>62895663
Does anyone have a video of this in action?

>> No.62904411

>>62904395
I'd imagine not, I just threw the script together before posting it. I wouldn't doubt that anyone's done something similar though

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>>62892463
do a 360° and walk out
or pic related

>> No.62904453

Show your penis and you will got a free iPhone 7.

>> No.62904480

>>62899943
MACACO

>> No.62904562

>>62892463
Grab a little girl and run!

>> No.62904578

>>62904562
>not grabbing all of them and making a loli orgy

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>>62904578
Hnnnnnng! Imagine taking her and rubbing her pee-pee in a locked bathroom while she starts crying and calling her mommy.

>> No.62904660

>>62904648
ummmm

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>>62904648
im glad people like you rarely leave mummys basement

>> No.62904706

>>62895280
Did you just assume gender?

>> No.62904777

>>62904648
Crying shrink my benis. kys

>> No.62904840

>>62904777
Oh, let me fix it (trips deserve it). She starts blushing and moaning because you're really cute (and everybody knows that it's not rape if you're attractive). She starts getting wet, and suddenly grabs your hand, forcing your finger deep inside her tiny and pulsating cavity...

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>>62900732

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