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new phone never

>> No.62385336

I am a 25 year old lolicon

>> No.62385340

DEAR APPLE

I AM A SLAVE TO THE COMMANDS OF MY WATCH

THANKS STEVE

>> No.62385343

fucking sticky mods

>> No.62385344

HEY APPLE I AM FUCKING FAT

FIX MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ALSO I'M GAY AND BLIND AND CHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

>> No.62385349

Mods, please sticky this so we don't have a hundred threads at once.

>> No.62385353

STICKY WHEN

>> No.62385355

That bitch doing push-ups is going to snapcity

>> No.62385358

Mods sticky

>> No.62385365

MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS STICKY PLS

>> No.62385369

>>62385336
fpbp

>> No.62385373

Are mods poorfags?

>> No.62385374
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>> No.62385375

>>62385293
WHERE IS THE STICKY
FUCK

>> No.62385382
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>> No.62385384

WE

>> No.62385385

IS HE SQUINTING

HE'S BLIND I DON'T KNOW

>> No.62385387

WOZ IS IN THE HOUSE

>> No.62385388
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>>62385336

>> No.62385392

chingchong shed a tear :(

>> No.62385395

hello mister cock

>> No.62385396

>Wozniak is present

>> No.62385400

>>62385382
>A white man walking his white daughter to school
this is a good image.

>> No.62385401

APPLE INVENTED LIVING

>> No.62385404

THANK YOU TIM COOK FOR INVENTING FITNESS

>> No.62385405

APPLE INVENTED WATCHES AND DIABETES MONITORING!

>> No.62385406
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62385406

TRAITOR

>> No.62385407

And they say apple isn't a cult

>> No.62385410

>>62385336
NANI?

>> No.62385411

>so moving
>gib money hehehe

>> No.62385412

NON-GAY YOUTUBE STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg

>> No.62385414

I'd like to invite Jaffa

>> No.62385415

Oh shit it's Jeff. you know some shit is about to go down.

>> No.62385418

JEFF GET THE FUCK UP THERE

>> No.62385420

Im crying atm

>> No.62385422

>>62385293
is apple hiring audience members to woo?

it's getting fucking annoying.

>> No.62385425

APPLE SAVED MY LIFE

>> No.62385432

stream doesn't open in MPC-HC and loads 12-second clips in VLC.

>> No.62385433

APPLE WATCH SAVED MY LIFE

>> No.62385435

hi my name jeff

>> No.62385436

mynamajeff

>> No.62385437
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APPLE INVENTED EXERCISE

>> No.62385438

STICKY
T
I
C
K
Y

>> No.62385439

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WtdPOa71UU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WtdPOa71UU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WtdPOa71UU

>> No.62385440

>>62385373
they always sticky apple events though wtf happened? MOD MOD MOD MOD

>> No.62385443
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>>62385336
good lad

>> No.62385446
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((Avi))

>> No.62385449

sticky fs

>> No.62385450

>>62385344
you're beautiful the way you are goyim. Now buy the newest Apple Watch® for just $499 + tax

>> No.62385454

>>62385422
They are a cult.

>> No.62385455

>>62385412
cant you just use edge thanks windows 10 best os

>> No.62385456
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62385456

Reminder,

You will never get laid as a green texter.

>> No.62385458

What time are they going to reveal the fucking phones?

>> No.62385459
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>> No.62385460
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Fuck the watch gimme HIGH SIERRA NIGGER

>> No.62385462

BASIC FEATURES FOR A SHITTY WATCH HAHAHAHA

>> No.62385463

why is the audio volume so low

>> No.62385464

i was about to go two hours without my routine semen injection but thanks to apple watch reminding me i didnt die of dangerously low homolevels

>> No.62385467

Reminder to use the actual good link
https://p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8

>> No.62385468

APPLE INVENTED HEARTS

>> No.62385470
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dumb question but do these really help motivate you to workout? any /fit/ bros here?

>> No.62385472

>>62385412
Thanks senpai

>> No.62385473

>>62385293
is apple watch waterproof?

>> No.62385475

>>62385437
Are you iActive?

>> No.62385476
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FUCK ME APPLEL DADADDDDYYY

>> No.62385477

>>62385432
Mpv doesn't have this problem :^)

>> No.62385478

Will there be any COURAGE this year ?

>> No.62385479

>>62385456
Get the fuck out 3D pig lover

>> No.62385485

>sports
disgusting

>> No.62385486

>>62385449
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
STICKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.62385488

>>62385435
Did u send me a discord friend request and type the same thing? Because someone did.

>> No.62385489

>>62385477
mpv is shit though

>> No.62385490

>>62385456
I don't fuck with thots.

>> No.62385492

"BUY OUR $500 WATCH GOY IT WILL CHANGE UR LIFE FOREVEERR"

>> No.62385493

>>62385336
wew

>> No.62385496
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62385496

ALL BOARDS REPORT!

/v/ here!

>> No.62385498

>>62385470
No

>> No.62385499

which one is the gay Apple CEO?

>> No.62385501

>>62385478
Yes they removed the fingerprint scanner from the x, because courage

>> No.62385502

>>62385456
I get laid whenever I want to because I'm not a poorfag and I can afford hookers.

>> No.62385503

>>62385470
no

>> No.62385504
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>>62385456
>virginanon actually believes this

>> No.62385506

i hope one day you can take insulin with your apple watch

>> No.62385507

hey that clap triggerer failed to clap

>> No.62385508

>>62385456
No sex for green text pham

>> No.62385511

>>62385488
no

>> No.62385514

>>62385470
It can but the apple watch isn't the best one, there are way better options.

>> No.62385515

Watching this on Xbox One

>> No.62385516

APPLE INVENTED HEART RATE

>> No.62385517

Wait is that supposed to ve the new apple watch?

>> No.62385520

APPLE WATCH KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE HORNY

>> No.62385521
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This guy looks just like Elliott from Breaking Bad.

>> No.62385524

APPLE INVENTED FITBIT

>> No.62385525

>>62385476
ten/10

>> No.62385526

>>62385456
it's why i bought my iphone

>> No.62385529

apple invented high blood pressure

>> No.62385530
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>>62385496
/tg/ here

>> No.62385531

>APPLE WATCH TELLS ME TO STOP BEING A FATASS

Woah

>> No.62385533

Why do they put it like black people are half of the population, when in reality they're like... 12%? 12 in 100. 1 in 10. 4 in 50.

Average advert video of a crowd of 30 people should include 3-4 blacks, no more.

i am tired of seeing black people on every second apple advert

>> No.62385536

IPHONE 8 WHEN. FAMILY WAITING FOR FOOD.

REGARDS,
RAMESH FROM INDIA

>> No.62385537

>>62385473
lol no.

>> No.62385538

>>62385496
T H I C C

>> No.62385539

>>62385520
OH SHIT!

>> No.62385540
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>Willingly feefing Apple and the CIA my biological info

no thanks

>> No.62385541

This information will totally not be sold to insurance companies.

That would be unethical.

>> No.62385542

>>62385456
I have an iPhone and I've never even had a gf. I think this shit is a myth.

>> No.62385543

>>62385470
No. If you need a gay ass watch to go to the gym, you'll never make it

>> No.62385544
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Who /a/ndroid here?

>> No.62385546

>>62385489
>t. reddit

>> No.62385547

>>62385504
>he doesn't have a stacy sister/cousin to confirm all of these things

>> No.62385548

>apple watch will now notify you whenever you fap
checkmate androidwear

>> No.62385549

APPLE INVENTED HEART ATTACKS

>> No.62385550

I am already bored

>> No.62385552

>>62385515
same desu cant wait for Microsoft's crossover announcement.

>> No.62385553

does apple watch have a built in defibrillator yet

>> No.62385554

>>62385520
CERVIX EXPERIENCE

>> No.62385555

>notifies of high heart rate when not active
so apple watch is for heart infact patients?

>> No.62385556

APPLE WATCHES WILL MAKE DIABETES CONTROL COOL, THEY INVENTED IT

>> No.62385558

>>62385524
lel

>> No.62385560

>>62385530
/g/ /pol/ reporting

>> No.62385561
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>>62385496
INT/ HERE

>> No.62385564

>>62385533
You know why.

>> No.62385566

>>62385456
what about the 73% of the US that uses android?

>> No.62385567

>High Heart Rate detected, EMT has been dispatched. Thank you for using Apple Watch!

>> No.62385568

>>62385496
/wg/ here

>> No.62385569

>>62385470
we dont do cardio at /fit/ so it is useless for us

>> No.62385570

>>62385470
if you need a watch to motivate you, you are not going to make it

>> No.62385571

IM CRYING THANK YOU JOBS THANK YOU APPLE

>> No.62385572

>>62385508
Except when your BMW is the green one.

>> No.62385573

I mean, the whole heart thing is great for my fett american friends, but can it stop terrorist to help us europeans?

>> No.62385574

>>62385470
F I T B I T

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>>62385496
what's up fellow /v/ bro?

>> No.62385576

>>62385470
If i spend 500 bucks on something thinking it will motivate me to do something I'm sure at least yhe money i spent on it will motivate me.
Like buying a thousand dollar post-it.

>> No.62385579

>>62385470
Holy fuck don't believe the brainwashing nigga. Motivate yourself, you don't need to buy a 300 dollar fucking smartwatch to work out. Put on your running shoes and just fucking do it. Do it now dickface. Motivate yourself.

You have been brainwashed by American consumerism nigga.

>> No.62385581

APPLE INVENTED HEARTS

>> No.62385582

>>62385540
enjoy dying of heart cancer

>> No.62385583

Botnet for your heart

>> No.62385584

>>62385526
Did it work?

>> No.62385586

>>62385470
/fit/ here
i don't have one but i can't imagine it can help with lifting other than tracking sets

>> No.62385588
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>>62385496

>> No.62385589

wtf it turns out apple invented heart attacks???

>> No.62385591

What is this gay shit

>> No.62385593

FUCKING INNOVATION RIGHT THERE

>> No.62385595

>>62385470
14 words motivate me to workout

>> No.62385598

this is fucking hilarious

a cult of people who think a heartrate monitor is REVOLUTIONARY

>> No.62385599
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>>62385496
/bant/ here!

>> No.62385600

>>62385561
shut up /fit/

>> No.62385601

Gotta remember to remove my Apple Watchâ„¢ when I masturbate.

>> No.62385602

>>62385561
why would you put your tv this high up

>> No.62385603

>>62385561
I am greek

>> No.62385607
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>>62385544
Based bestgirl poster

>> No.62385609

"Yes, send your heart rate info to Apple, you can trust us"

>> No.62385611

Getting all your Data for F R E E
>TOPLUL

>> No.62385612

JEFF YOUR ANXIETY IS KICKING IN GET THE FUCK OUT

>> No.62385613

Apple invented Toy Story

>> No.62385614
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>>62385544
>there are people on this board that buy apple products

>> No.62385615

>>62385496
/g/, /vr/, /co/, and /pol/ reporting in

>> No.62385618

OH BOI
NEW WATCH
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
I SWEAR

>> No.62385619
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At least they're doing something useful for once

>> No.62385620

>>62385561
sexy leg, shit flag

>> No.62385621

toy story confirmed

>> No.62385623
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>>62385496
/lit/ /his/ /fa/

>> No.62385624

TOY STORY

>> No.62385625
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oh hell yeah

>> No.62385626

>>62385584
No, because a beta is a beta, no matter what his phone is...

>> No.62385628
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>>62385496
/a/ here

>> No.62385629

Fitness game changer... fitbit stock will be crashing soon

>> No.62385631

>>62385504
>he's never searched "green bubbles" on twitter
It's truly sad how vapid people are.

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>>62385496
/fa/

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Rate the conference so far

>> No.62385634

NEW TOY STORY FIGURES

>> No.62385635

>>62385584
no, but the next one might

>> No.62385637

MUH HEALTH

KEK do people know we are all going to die?

>> No.62385638
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>>62385530
One of the few good boards. Bless.

>> No.62385640
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>>62385496
/tv/ reporting in

>> No.62385641

>>62385573
The police will monitor your heart rate when in a Muslim area and swiftly arrest you if it increases slightly

>> No.62385642

>>62385598
>a better heart rate monitor with a lot more technology right there on your fucking wrist isn't innovating

>> No.62385643

>we're working with FBI
they're not even hiding it anymore

>> No.62385644

>another masturbatory commercial
yawn

>> No.62385645

>>62385470
Running and lettuce are memes for the retarded masses.
Read the sticky.

>> No.62385647

HOLY SHIT HEART RATE MONITORING

REVOLUTIONARY

>> No.62385648

Apple user but the watch is useless overall

>> No.62385649

DAMN THIS MAKES MY APPLE WATCH LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.62385650

It is the exact same design
but now looking even worse

>> No.62385651

Americans sure love to suck corporate cock. WOOOOO!

>> No.62385653

OH MY GOD IT WORKS IN THE WATER

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.62385654

who else here is playing a drinking game?

i'm probably going to die

>> No.62385655

>>62385537
>not waterprof
so who the fuck will use this for swimming?!

>Lol dude here have my 500Shekel watch while I just do some swimming laps.

>> No.62385656

Who gives a fuck about Apple Watch, just announce the next macOS

>> No.62385657

TRULY BEAUTIFUL STEVE JOBS LIVES ON I ALREADY PAID $1600 FOR THE NEW APPLE WATCH AND IPHONE X

>> No.62385658
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>>62385628
APPLE INVENTED ANIME

>> No.62385659

>>62385564
but its not muh diversity - it's a replacement.... sshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttt

>> No.62385661

>>62385607
me on the right

>> No.62385662

what happened to johnny ive

>> No.62385663
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When did you realize you were no longer a person since you did not own an iphone?

>> No.62385664

>>62385602
Because im too jewish to buy a new tv stand
>>62385603
Im greek too. My name is Mcpablo poduplous

>> No.62385665

>>62385496
/a/ here

>> No.62385666
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>>62385544
Yes, hello

>> No.62385667

>taking calls underwater
holy shit hahahahaha

>> No.62385669

what the fuck was that advert? Was than an advert for water? Fucking retarded idiots at Cupertino

>> No.62385670

/vg/tesg/ reporting in
If you're from /vg/ and you don't say whay thread, you're gay

>> No.62385672

>cellular
rip battery? Or is there no LTE?

>> No.62385673

That heart monitoring would make me absolutely paranoid. I have panic disorder and just watching this shit makes me feel bad.

>> No.62385674

Hey, I recognize that song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sepGQ71PSEQ

>> No.62385675

>>62385653
Didn't the last series already do that?

>> No.62385676

>>62385586
>>62385470
if you download Jefit you can put in your reps without picking up your phone

How do YOU track your progress? On a clipboard??
The Jefit app tracks your reps and sets and weight and tracks your progress. The watch lets you input all that without picking up your phone.

>> No.62385679

So why own a phone than anymore?

>> No.62385680

Apple invents cellular in watch

>> No.62385681

BUILT IN CELLULAR!
????????

>> No.62385682

UHHH DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN YOURE SURFING AND YOUR HOT JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND TRIES TO CALL YOU

WHAT A RELATABLE LIFESTYLE THAT I CAN DEFINITELY ACHIEVE BY BUYING THE [APPLE WATCH]

>> No.62385683

IT JUST WERKS

>> No.62385685

>built in cellular
Chinks did that in 2010

>> No.62385686

APPLE INVENTED CELLULAR

>> No.62385687

OH BOY YET ANOTHER DEVICE I HAVE TO PAY FOR ON MY DATA PLAN

>> No.62385688

C E L L U L A R

>> No.62385689

3 models to put in a cellular modem lmao

>> No.62385690
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GAME CHANGER

>> No.62385691

RIP IPHONE
RIP IPHONE
THANKS APPLE WATCH

>> No.62385693

>cellular built in

iPhone BTFO how will Apple recover?

>> No.62385694

FITBIT B T F O

>> No.62385695

>0 innovation

>> No.62385696

just works

>> No.62385697

Cellular built in?? The fuck

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>>62385670
/d2g/

>> No.62385701

CELLULAR BUILT IN

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> be apple watch owner
> drowning in the ocean
> call 911 from your watch

>> No.62385703

>>62385654
At every *CLAP*, you take a SHOT

>> No.62385705

>built in cellular
fuck
they actually did it

>> No.62385706

>>62385514
Like what?

>> No.62385707

>You will soon be considered a terrorist or pedophile for not using an apple watch

>> No.62385708

>phone built in
You can now look like retard talking to your wrist.

>> No.62385709

2 SIMS?? or what

>> No.62385710

APPLE INVENTED CELLULAR CONNECTION

>> No.62385711

>>62385666
I fucking love Namori's art so much holy shit

>> No.62385712

WAIT A SECOND
That thing doesn't have Cellular
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.62385713

>>62385633
1/10. This is the first time i heard Cook's voice.

>> No.62385714

>>62385496
/co/, /g/, /v/, and /aco/ here

>> No.62385715

>just work
WOOOW

>> No.62385716

APPLE INVENTED CELLULAR

>> No.62385717

>>62385521
Underrated.

>> No.62385718

(You)

>> No.62385722

IT JUST WORKS

>> No.62385725

>>62385456
I just had sex with an iPhone-using Stacy last night. I'm an Android user.

She said I was so big I crushed her ovaries.

Android users = big dicks (physically and mentally).

>> No.62385726

>>62385685
But it's not Apple, doesn't count.

>> No.62385727

>>62385470
no.

if you want to work out, get a membership to a nearby gym that offers cardio machines along with weights. If you're a richfag, get one with towel service and a sauna.

Get in the habit of 'just going' 5 days a week. It's hell at first, but once you have habit+your brain gets used to the sweet, sweet post-WO endorphines, you'll find yourself defaulting to "just go" instead of not.

fitbits &c. are mostly a meme. they do not motivate you, and the most successful that I see at the gym tend not to wear them, or do independently of gainz they made previous to purchase.

>> No.62385728

>Apple Maps

>> No.62385729

>>62385679
I KNOW RIGHT ! WE GOT RID OF THE IPHONE8. COURAGE

>> No.62385730

They just workds

>> No.62385731
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62385731

>Built in cellular

It's ogre

All other watches are finished

>> No.62385732

10 dollar chink watches had that in 2010 kek

>> No.62385733

>>62385707
or a racist

>> No.62385734
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62385734

APOLOGIZE /g/

APOLOGIZE /g/

APOLOGIZE /g/

>> No.62385735

OH MY FUCKING GOD

>> No.62385736
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62385736

>>62385698
Based

>> No.62385738

>>62385607
Me in the back

>> No.62385739

LOOK AT THAT BEZEL WHAT ARE THEY HINTING

>> No.62385740
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62385740

>>62385663
I never was a person to begin with.
>>62385670
/vg/gsg/ reporting

>> No.62385743

3 HOUR BATTERY LIFE

KEK

>> No.62385744

GIRLS CAN DENY BETA GREEN BUBBLE POORFAGS RIGHT FROM THEIR WATCH
AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA

>> No.62385745

Do I need an iPhone to use the Series 3 though? I'd like to get a Smart Watch, but because I'm an Android user, I fear that if I pick up an Android Wear watch, it'd slack on updates, making it a paperweight in a year.

>> No.62385746

This might actually be cool, now you don't have to carry around your entire life in your pocket just to stay connected

>> No.62385747

fucking appeasing chinks

>> No.62385749
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62385749

>>62385496
/fit/ checking in

>> No.62385750

>cellular in a watch

BUT EVERYONE HAS A PHONE LOL

>> No.62385752

WE ARE DEPRECATING THE iPHONE, IT WILL JUST BE THE WATCH NOW

>> No.62385753

40 MILLION SONGS AT THE SAME TIME

>> No.62385756

>supporting the meme that you have to be available to call 24/7
i wish retards would realize that life is better when you're away from your phone

>> No.62385757
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62385757

>2 hour battery life
>2 hour battery life
>2 hour battery life

>> No.62385758

Funny he doesn^t talk about battery life

>> No.62385759

He looks dead in the eyes

>> No.62385761
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62385761

Anyone else getting this on edge? The cunts made it so it only works on edge or safari for mac but it still shows up with this for me

>> No.62385762

LOOK AT ALL THAT CHINESE BRANDING

>> No.62385763

staying motive

>> No.62385764
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62385764

Why is Elliot Schwartz working at Apple?

>> No.62385765

>>62385709
it will probably be tied to your phone number via Apple ID like iMessage

>> No.62385766

Spotify support when?

>> No.62385767

>>62385663
My phone is older than iphone 2G.

>> No.62385768

>The perfect track
>Imagine Dragon
KEK

>> No.62385771

CHINK CHAT WORKS

>> No.62385772

I love taking the piss out of apple like anyone else, but this shit is at least a little cool
>40 million songs on your wrist
would be scifi 10 years ago

>> No.62385773

WOW WALE AND IMAGINE DRAQGONS?

FUCKING PLEBS

>> No.62385774

STAY MOTIVE YOU GUYS

>> No.62385777

>>62385753
kek

>> No.62385780

>>62385496
/ic/, /lit/, /sci/, /k/, reporting for duty.

>> No.62385781

So am i supposed to pay 2 cellular plans now or wtf?

>> No.62385782
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62385782

apple watch = chinkshit confirmed

>> No.62385783

>dual core watch

this needs to stop

>> No.62385784

dool core

>> No.62385785

i like having a cellular watch, desu
but there are too many questions not answered here
the battery will last 30 minutes

>> No.62385786

HE'S CHOKING HOLY SHIT

>> No.62385787

>>62385761
update your edge

>> No.62385788

>>62385774
KEKEKEKEKEKEK

>> No.62385789
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>>62385496
/ck/ here

>> No.62385790

MOST ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES EVER

>> No.62385792

>>62385761
Ctrl+f5 to hard refresh

>> No.62385793
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>> No.62385794

>SERI CAN TALK

GG WORLD COMING TO AN END

>> No.62385795

BUT BLUETOOTH ALREADY DOES THIS?

>> No.62385796

DUAL CORE PROCESSOR

>> No.62385797

>>62385781
Depends on the deals of your carrier really.

>> No.62385798

HOLY SHIT THE WEATHER

>> No.62385800

>>62385762
China is going to take over the world in our lifetime anon. Might as well and accept it and get a chinese wife

>> No.62385801

>Hey Siri please stop recording everything say and sending it to the NSA
>I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave

>> No.62385802

the guy cant talk

>> No.62385803

If that's Siri's new voice that's actually pretty impressive.

>> No.62385804

>>62385761
ctrl + f5

>> No.62385806

I...It's....re...really convient

>> No.62385808
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62385808

APPLE BTFO

>> No.62385810

>>62385595
which words?

>> No.62385811

>>62385496
r9k here

>> No.62385813

>>62385680
>>62385681
>>62385688
Yeah except you're going to have a $15-$20 charge on your bill to access your data plan

>> No.62385814

>>62385670
/mbgg/, chink phones are superior for chink games

>> No.62385815

As someone, who works with watches this really makes my head hurt.

>> No.62385816
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>>62385496
/3/ and /o/ reporting

>> No.62385818
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62385818

>he cant run m3u8 stream

>> No.62385819
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62385819

>>62385734
>CHEN

>> No.62385820
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62385820

>40 million songs
/g BTFO, APPLE WIN

>> No.62385821

HE'S CHOKING! He screwed up ten times already!

>> No.62385823

>his spaghetti is starting to fall out

>> No.62385826

They're STILL talking about the watch? Went to take a quick shower and was hoping they would move on to the iphone by now.

>> No.62385827

GOT A SNOWBOARDER OUT THERE!

>> No.62385828

>tfw no friends to call your watch
At least I have Siri

>> No.62385829

He isnt gonna make it. He will have a panic attack and start trembling at any moment

>> No.62385831

>>62385774
lol

>> No.62385832

I appreciate everyone posting one liner funny shut in caps thank you

>> No.62385833

>>62385761
get native hls extension for chrome

open https://appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222436/17oiubaewrvouhboiubasdfv09/master/4500/4500.m3u8 in browser

profit

>> No.62385834

NEW

>>62385817

>>62385817

>>62385817

>>62385817

>> No.62385836

GAME CHANGER

>> No.62385837

>>62385781
call forwarding dummy

>> No.62385839
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62385839

skiing and snowboarding apps for your watch

>> No.62385840

JEFF WITH THE BANTS

>> No.62385841

>>62385707
Shit! How will they find out?

>> No.62385842

>>62385496
/f/ reporting in, sir.

>> No.62385843

>>62385808
looks like shit

>> No.62385844

How thicc is that

>> No.62385845

>>62385293
so they Just implemented a music player?

>> No.62385848

I still don't understand this
the watch needs to have an IMEI and a SIM
that is by law

>> No.62385849

>>62385826
The entire event is usually 50mins long.

>> No.62385852

I wish I could kill the Whoop guy who's in every Apple presentation.

>> No.62385854

DISPLAY IS THE ANTEENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISPLAY IS THE ANTEENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISPLAY IS THE ANTEENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISPLAY IS THE ANTEENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISPLAY IS THE ANTEENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.62385855

just show the goddamn phone noone cares about that shit

>> No.62385856

>>62385774
I hope he gets fired for that blunder.

>> No.62385858

>>62385496
/a/ic/cgl/p/ here

>> No.62385860

>>62385834

fucking stop

>> No.62385861

>dual core
Will it run Crysis?

>> No.62385862

>they didn't make it smaller
DROPPED

>> No.62385863

>>62385772
>40 million songs on your wrist
is it any different from Andorid watches from 2016?

>> No.62385867
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62385867

WTF HOW THE FUCK

>> No.62385871

>dual core processor
/G BTFO

>> No.62385872

>WEECHAT
APPLE TARGETING THE CHINK MARKET NOW

>> No.62385875
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62385875

>ask it a question

>it

siri isnt a she anymore?

>> No.62385876

>>62385753
>he doesn't multi-track listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2CKKV4Z44A

>> No.62385879

>>62385830

>>>62385830

>>62385830

>>62385830

New thread

>> No.62385881

>>62385761
>edge
fucking kill yourself faggot

>> No.62385884

what's next the ipad or iphone?

do they always announce iphone last?

>> No.62385889

>>62385867
N-NANI

>> No.62385892

BASED SNOWBRO

>> No.62385897

FITBIT ON SUICIDE WATCH

POLICE LITERALLY AT THE FITBIT OFFICE TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR WHILE FITBIT TRIES TO GAS ITSELF

>> No.62385899

>>62385872
>now

>> No.62385900

STEVE WOZNIAK

>> No.62385901

hole fugg new sim cards...

>> No.62385906
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62385906

WOW, NICE

>> No.62385908

APPLE WON /G/

FACE IT

>> No.62385910

(clap)

>> No.62385911

>>62385879
nice work retard, we're already in >>62385817

>> No.62385914

>SAME SIZE

>> No.62385915
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62385915

It's just like in the movies! He's talking to his wrist like a secret agent! Wow I love Apple guys!

>> No.62385916

Literally just a Series 2 watch but with newer components. Good job Apple.

>> No.62385918

PROPRIETARY SIM CARD

>> No.62385919
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>>62385676
>How do YOU track your progress?
i use an android app called Strong
so yeah i guess it'd be cool to track sets without pulling out my phone, but that's not very revolutionary

>>62385718
eat shit nigger

>> No.62385920

>its same big-ass fucking size as last year
>applause

>> No.62385921

woz spotted

>> No.62385922

>THICKER
>THICKER
>THICKER

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.62385928

>>62385555
Nice digits

>> No.62385931

>>62385782
apple coordinating with opressing and autocrathic chinese and american goverments, why do people still buy their products?

>> No.62385940

>>62385881
Other browsers don't have the codec to view Apple content.

>> No.62385941

62385906
Fuck off. Mods should ban this shit.

>> No.62385943

I enjoy the half-assed Woz clap.

>> No.62385944
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62385944

>AT&T

>> No.62385947

>display is antenna
>watch has LTE
damn nice

>> No.62385949

>DAT AWKWARD SILENCE

>> No.62385951

>>62385920
it'd be cool if they released a barebones but thinner watch

>> No.62385952
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62385952

>>62385833
Thanks!

>> No.62385958

LAUGH YOU PEICE OF SHIT

>> No.62385963
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62385963

>>62385834
STICKY FUCKING WHEN

>> No.62385964

>built in SIM
so your watch is now locked to a specific carrier, kek

>> No.62385970

PROPRIETARY SIM

>> No.62385979
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62385979

GIVE GIVE GIVE

>> No.62385982

>>62385906
Well, he IS a Based design innovation GOD.
God damn I miss Steve.
Tim Cuck is just not the same.

>> No.62385985

HI JEFF

>> No.62385988

>>62385906
BASED DESIGN INNOVATION GOD

>> No.62386002

what is this acting holy shit

>> No.62386010

holy shit, is she streaming that with the watch?

>> No.62386011

pre-recorded

>> No.62386012
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>> No.62386013

>>62385940
So watch it on youtube dummy.

>> No.62386016

>>62385963

>> No.62386022
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62386022

>You thought people walking around holding their phones out on loudspeaker were annoying as shit? Now they can do it on their watch!

Seriously, what kind of mentalist do you have to be to want to call someone on a watch?

>> No.62386031

why has nobody ever intercepted one of these calls yet? So many keks could be had with a pajeet prankster.

>> No.62386032

>>62385906
Based design innovation god.

>> No.62386043
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62386043

O SHIT HE'S GOING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGUE

>> No.62386047

>>62385906
Based steve inovative god
I love my mom fuck you

>> No.62386048

>>62385940
They do. Firefox extension enables you to spoof your UserAgent.

>> No.62386050

>>62386022
That's why you buy the ear pods (:

>> No.62386051

Not impressed I can do that on my ching watch

>> No.62386072

MAGICCCC

>> No.62386075

CLOSE TO MAGIC

>> No.62386081

>i'm gonna go rouge for a sec we're collecting all your fucking info and selling it to-

>> No.62386087

>>62386012
god damn white people are cringe af desu fambalamb

>> No.62386093

>>62385940
I thought this was a fucking tech board jesus christ

>> No.62386096

>>62386022

If I was out on a run this could actually come in handy.

>> No.62386115

>>62386081
delet

>> No.62386119

>>62385906
BASED DESIGN INNOVATION GOD!

>> No.62386121

>>62385881
You fucking retard, I just said apple won't let you use it on other browsers. Kys redditor

>> No.62386123

>>62385849
But almost 40 minutes have passed and all they've talked about is the watch and their stupid campuses.

>> No.62386129

zeramic waaatch

>> No.62386137

M A G I C

A

G

I

C

>> No.62386141

How would have thought that the new apple watch would be able to make something so amazing like cellphone calls? Just like the competition is doing! Magic!

>> No.62386142

THE MAD MAN'S GONE ROGUE, SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.62386148

>>62386123
Of course.

>> No.62386192

>got my series 1 watch on release for $899
>series 1 is now $249

feelsbadman

>> No.62386194

why don't they change the design or give choices?

All I fucking want is a round screen

>> No.62386204

>>62386031
Honestly? Intercepting PSTN would be ridiculously hard. Realistically? The ringing is fake, this all comes from backstage team. You don't EVER do anything live. Haven't you ever heard of the demo gods?

>> No.62386205
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>> No.62386210
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62386210

hey guys i'm going to run upstairs to grab some lacroix

when i get back can someone tell me what i missed

>> No.62386216
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62386216

>>62386093
you wish

>> No.62386230
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62386230

>>62386192
>>62386194
>buying anything apple

>> No.62386231

>>62386123
>But almost 40 minutes have passed
Nope.

>> No.62386239

>>62386013
I'm stating why they're using Edge, not me.

>> No.62386242

Is Series 3 without cellular literally just a Series 2 watch with unnecessary dual core?

>> No.62386245
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>>62385496
/mlp/ here!

>> No.62386246

>>62386210
faggottry

>> No.62386249

>>62386192
>$899
wew, that's the one made out of "premium" materials right?

>> No.62386257

>>62386231
yep.

>> No.62386260

Fuck, no India.

>> No.62386280

>>62386245
RIP

>> No.62386285

>>62386242
The only difference it seems is that you can stream music off the watch and Siri talks

>> No.62386289

>>62385293
>apple walch

>> No.62386296

>>62386230
stop
being
poor.

>> No.62386297

>>62386205
>EE

So it might as well not have cellular then? EE sucks.

>> No.62386298

APPLE INVENTED GRAY CERAMIC

>> No.62386299

>>62386194
thanks for betatesting

>> No.62386303

>>62386260
Shit just hit the fan :^)

>> No.62386307

TVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVVTVTVT

>> No.62386316

>Apple TV

>> No.62386320
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>>62386192
welcome to the appleverse, cuck.

>> No.62386327

booooooo

bring on the phone faggot

>> No.62386332

>>62386257
nope.

>> No.62386334

>>62386296
stop
buying
chinese
trash.

>> No.62386339

RIP OmiseGO

>> No.62386347

>>62386230
Why do you hate innovation anon?

>> No.62386356

>Apple TV
Who even has one?

>> No.62386376
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>>62386205
>Orange

>> No.62386377

You now realise that Apple Watch would actually be the best name for their streaming service.

>> No.62386385
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>>62386245
/pol

>> No.62386396
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62386396

>tv

>> No.62386400

>>62386192
>got my series 1 watch on release for $899

Good. Now Tim Cook needs you to buy a Series 3.
You're not poor, are you?

>> No.62386404

APPFEL TEREBISION

>> No.62386415

>>62385496
/biz/ here

>> No.62386417
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62386417

>same shit
>now in 4k

>> No.62386424

>>62386376
Alri Tim

>> No.62386433

>>62386210
>>62386246
ok i'm back what'd i miss

>> No.62386440
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62386440

>>62386245
/v/

>> No.62386449

>apple tv 4k
whooooooooow

>> No.62386452

APPLE INVENTED 4K

>> No.62386478

>>62386296
apple is shit for pirates
stop giving money to leftist entertainment

>> No.62386481

>>62386433
fag shit

>> No.62386488

> new advancements
> 4K
lelelelelelelele

>> No.62386489
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62386489

APPLE INVENTED 4K

>> No.62386506

>>62386339
This stream is so fucking shit, i expect it to tank already.

>> No.62386517

AW MAI FAKING GAAAAWD FOOOUR KAAAAAY

REVOLUTION

>> No.62386521
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62386521

>4k HDR in a h264 1080p stream

>> No.62386525

>they fell for the HDR meme

>> No.62386531

Hahaha that awful pretend simulated HDR.

>> No.62386541
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62386541

with and without desaturate filter

>> No.62386550

Ew they're going to HDR all your content. Fucking puke.

>> No.62386551

THANK YOU APPLE I'VE NEVER HAD A MEDIA PLAYER THAT OUTPUT IN 4K BEFORE

>> No.62386560

>Starts explaining what 4k and hdr is

I see apple doesn't have a high expectation of their audience as well.

>> No.62386567

>new screensavers!!

>> No.62386605

>>62386506
Yeah but it's not.

It's bizness as usual.

A lot of the people buying are buying off volume increases and don't even know about apple rumors. I'm not worried.

>> No.62386608

SPIDERSPOOGE

>> No.62386612

>>62386567
b-b-but our customers love them

>> No.62386613

>>62386560
Well of course they know who they're dealing with

>> No.62386629

APPLE INVENTED SPIDER MAN WITH GRAVITY GUN

>> No.62386630

4K SCREENSAVERS!
APPLE IS SO INNOVATIVE

>> No.62386649

WOOOOOOOOOOOO xD

>> No.62386650
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62386650

>>62386560
>Literally years behind all the other set top boxes.

>> No.62386655
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62386655

so this is the power of 4k hdr

>> No.62386663

FASTER GRAFIX

>> No.62386674

Apple is Disney never forget.

>> No.62386676

>>62386478
>leftist entertainment
qq moar you whiny faggot

>> No.62386708
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62386708

Ghhhgggghhhhh

>> No.62386711

>>62386674
no Disneys cartoon shit is sometimes pretty cool and sad.

>> No.62386716
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62386716

>> No.62386717
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62386717

Good lord they're literally repackaging the past at a mark up.

>> No.62386721

This guy is pregnant i think

>> No.62386724

SWEDEN YES

>> No.62386726

>>62386478

Imagine never being able to enjoy life because your convinced anything fun is "leftist".

>> No.62386729
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62386729

APPLE INVENTED SPIDERMAN

>> No.62386770
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62386770

APPLE INVENTED ANIME

>> No.62386772

>MyCanal

Wut

>> No.62386773

APPLE INVENTED ESPN

>> No.62386774

I should be glad they don't charge more for fucking 4k movies? Is this shit for real?

>> No.62386789

>>62386717
an apple tv isn't the same as a chromecast, better comparison would be an android tv

>> No.62386792

>>62386721
I think you're right.

Looks about 5 or 6 months along.

Who is it so I can send him a congrats cards?

>> No.62386796

>>62386478
I can't believe the jews made me watch spiderman

>> No.62386810

>>62386716
Considering it's apple and they could easily charge more if they wanted to, that's unexpected

>> No.62386821

LIVE SPORTS AND NEWS ON TV !!!!!
GAMECHANGER !!!!

>> No.62386834

SPORTS

>> No.62386848
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62386848

God damn it, I knew it was going to be bad, but this whole thing is so cancerous.

>> No.62386870

>>62386792
It's clearly Pete Hines

>> No.62386875

>autistic and critically acclaimed games

>> No.62386889

APPLE (RE)INVENTED VIDYA

>> No.62386903

flower isnt even their first game lmao

>> No.62386910
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62386910

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

>> No.62386915

casul

>> No.62386920
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62386920

>apple invented gayming

>> No.62386931

New Jenova Chen game exclusive for iOS? HELL NOOOOOOOO!

>> No.62386964

>make video characters
>call them jeff and mike

>> No.62386965

>for the most casual players

>> No.62386980
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62386980

E3 2.0: Autistic Boogaloo

>> No.62386996
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62386996

So it's Journey - Even More Casual Edition

>> No.62387003

>>62386931
tvOS

>> No.62387006

>locked at 30 fps

HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.62387015

>DETAILED CLOUDS

>> No.62387067

CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE

>> No.62387072

free all the butter fries, burgers.

>> No.62387084

show the phoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.62387099

>>62386931
EXCLUSIVELY
FOR
APPLE TV
IPHONE
AND IPAD

>> No.62387100

iPhone X

>> No.62387102

Look how they're not even doing anything with the controller

It's a gamr you don't even have to play

>> No.62387112

iPhone 8 when?

>> No.62387116
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62387116

APPLE INVENTED JOURNEY AND WE THINK YOURE GONNA LOVE IT

>> No.62387127

it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening it's happening

>> No.62387130

SHOW US PORNHUB ON THE NEW IPHONE

>> No.62387133

APPLE INVENTED IPHONE

>> No.62387180

IPHONE 7 check it

>> No.62387191

>>62387133
well, you're not wrong

>> No.62387206
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62387206

>magical

>> No.62387247
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62387247

>meaningful

>> No.62387275

only show S products haha

7S!

>> No.62387276

APPLE INVENTED BEZEL-LESS SCREENS

>> No.62387311

APPLE INVENTED MULTITOUCH

>> No.62387331

APPLE INVENTED EARS

>> No.62387335

SAME FUCKING DESIGN

>> No.62387344

THEY ARE NOT EVEN SHOWING THE SCREEN!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.62387367

> not showing the front side
> two different camera types

>> No.62387376

Looks exactly the same as the iPhone 7 senpai

>> No.62387378

>>62387367
this

>> No.62387379

unimpressed.

>> No.62387383

WHATS DIS

>> No.62387384

habbinin

>> No.62387389
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62387389

It's PEDO-PHIL!

>> No.62387392

THE DESIGN IS ALL NEW

>> No.62387395

>LET DOWN
>LET DOWN
>LET DOWN
>LET DOWN
>LET DOWN

>> No.62387399

>The design is all new

>> No.62387419

LMAO IT LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME!!!

>> No.62387441

jet black RIP?

>> No.62387443

APPLE INVENTED BROKEN SCREENS

>> No.62387448

AYY

>> No.62387455
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62387455

>> No.62387463

How many sheckles for "whew"ing when they hear the word gold?

>> No.62387465

>>62387419
>>62387392
WAIT TILL THE X YOU MONGOLOIDS

>> No.62387466
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62387466

innovation

>> No.62387485

>>62387419
new chip though

>> No.62387486

LMAO THOSE BEZELS

APPLEFAGS B T F O

>> No.62387491

>THIS IS THE BLUE BALLS BEFORE THEY ANNOUNCE IPHONE X AFTER IT

>> No.62387492
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62387492

hahahahahaha all the fukken leaks were wrong

>> No.62387504

it has f.lux

>> No.62387520

B R E A K T H R O U G H

>> No.62387524
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>> No.62387531

>THE DESIGN IS ALL NEW
>INNOVATION

>> No.62387543
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62387543

Why even call it 8 when it looks the same? What happened to the dummy model that leaked?

>> No.62387560
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62387560

>Bionic

Hahahaha

>> No.62387561

>android phones will catch up in performance in 10 years

>> No.62387562

>>62387492
cant wait till you get btfo in 20 mins from now
screencap this

>> No.62387566
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62387566

>>62387524
>>62387466

fuck lost it when they showed the front

>> No.62387568

>BEZEL

>> No.62387572

IT HAS NOW A PRESSABLE HOME BUTTON AGAIN!

>> No.62387587

>>62387491
I want to believe, but my heart is not strong enough for such colossal disappointment

>> No.62387596
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>> No.62387606

>machine learning
>on iPhone
nice buzzwords

>> No.62387636

they are rushing this so fast, they are dropping something after most likely iPhone X mark my words

>> No.62387641
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62387641

DEEPER PIXELS

>> No.62387644

BUZZWORDS EVERYWHERE FUCK

>> No.62387652

>>62387562
in your dreams shill

>> No.62387653

>>62387636
this

>> No.62387654
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>> No.62387691

NIGGER ASS

>> No.62387698

ASS

>> No.62387703

>just look at that blue sky
>zooms in on ass
hahahaha

>> No.62387718

lagdroid btfo

>> No.62387723
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>> No.62387731

why are red heads so cute ?

>> No.62387739
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62387739

FRECKLE LOLI

>> No.62387752
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>> No.62387789

>>62387466
INB4

>one more thing
>IT'S GOT A BIGGER SCREEN

CAP IT

>> No.62387791

Wtf can someone post both iphone 7 and 8 site by site ? They are literally the SAME

>> No.62387813

Wake up when iphone X

>> No.62387832

LOL NIGGER WEARING A JAIL JUMPSUIT

>> No.62387840

>>62387791
and also 6

>> No.62387859

> these filters are not filters, they're realtime

>> No.62387861

>>62387791

>misspells side twice

>> No.62387894

>only on Plus
>Give us your sheckles, we refuse to put our better camera tech in our smaller model.

fuck phablets.

>> No.62387908

>>62387861
revolutionary..

>> No.62387924

So, umm, literally what h264 does?

>> No.62387947
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>> No.62387988

>Jew Jew Abrams

>> No.62388034

>>62387947
>says it will be divided into 2 million tiles
>then says 2 million tiles per second

so it will render at 1 FPS?

>> No.62388057

APPLE INVENTED POKEMON GO

>> No.62388060

>gayming on your phone

>> No.62388074

>needing to hold up your phone to figure out who's playing at a baseball game
fucking normies, REEEEEEEE

>> No.62388086
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62388086

Hahaha, cutting to that incredibly bored looking guy in the audience

>> No.62388123

This isn't some generic android sky nigger this is AppleSky

>> No.62388139

APPLE INVENTED THE SKY

>> No.62388141

>>62388086
yeah, i nearly laughed my ass off when that switch happened

>> No.62388142

>apple changed gaming forever

>> No.62388158

I'm having e3 flashbacks

>> No.62388194

>>62388086
Isn't that JJ Abrams?
I bet that he'll shoot a few scenes of the next SW movies with iPhones.

>> No.62388207

isn't this the exact same AR shit they did at their developer conference?

>> No.62388215

1.2 million polygons

>> No.62388258

>Idiots filming a table and destroying their battery life with camera and GPU use.

>> No.62388266

You have to admit, this AR thing is very well done.
Sony and Microsoft both invested in this for years and came with nothing that wasn't pathetic and abandoned their ideas. Then comes Apple e do the thing right. Haters gonna hate, etc.

>> No.62388279

>>62388258
kek

>> No.62388301

I gotta say, I thought this conference was going pretty well until the phone shit

>> No.62388312

>>62388266

Yeah I'm halfway impressed actually. Everything else is same old same old, but the halfway decent thing is by something Apple didn't even produce.

>> No.62388324

This has got to be the most awkward looking "game" since the Kinect

>> No.62388326

it still has a lightning port haha wtf

>> No.62388340

>>62388266
>a chink startup creates a game
>apple does AR right
could you shill any harder?

>> No.62388341

APPLE INVENTED WIRELESS CHARGING

>> No.62388366
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62388366

wireless charging

>> No.62388380

>>62388326
>no USB-C

that's a no from me. See you in 2018.

>> No.62388383

>>62388326
D O N G L E S

>> No.62388419

WOW APPLE INVENTED WIRELESS CHARGING

>> No.62388435
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>> No.62388436

>>62388266
They came up with nothing because AR simply doesn't work, it's a gimmick that is massively fiddly and awkward, and gives no benefits.

>> No.62388485

How about actual wireless charging where the charger can be 6 feet away and it charges while you're using it?

Huh?

Forget breakthrough in battery technology, just do that so it's continuously charging.

>> No.62388486

What if you are using a case? Will it charge through it???

>> No.62388525

>ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING

>> No.62388539

FUCK YES, WIRELESS CHARGING IS NOW MAINSTREAM.

Thank god Apple opted for Qi, Android also benefits.

>> No.62388563

>>62388486

Most cases are plastic, so yes.

>> No.62388566

Uh oh...

>> No.62388587

NO IPHONE X LOL

>> No.62388591
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>> No.62388595
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62388595

>iPhone 8
>Huge Step Forward

>> No.62388598

>>62388525
It's a vibrator

>> No.62388613

>nothing about Macs
fucking lol

>> No.62388616

it cant be it

>> No.62388627

>>62388486
Yes, I have a thick case on my S8 and it wirelessly charges just fine.

>> No.62388630
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62388630

no mac no ipad

>> No.62388652

How retarded do you have to be to buy Apple products?

>> No.62388673
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>> No.62388676

finally

>> No.62388689

>>62388652
very

>> No.62388694

>>62388587
is this the worst aged post ever?

>> No.62388699

>>62388652
I talk to apple customers for 40 hours a week lol
you would be genuinely surprised

>> No.62388704
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62388704

lol they fucking trolled

>> No.62388705

>skipping number 9

FUCK APPLE IS SO INNOVATIVE

>> No.62388719
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62388719

>iPhone X

>> No.62388721
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>> No.62388724

XXXXXXX BOX

>> No.62388774

>edge to edge
not a fuckin close. bitch

>> No.62388802

no ugly dust rose thank god

>> No.62388810

who the fuck would get the 8?

>> No.62388813

SUPER

>> No.62388819

>SUPER retina display
ffs

>> No.62388828

>still no imacs
>no meaningful updates since 2012
topkek

>> No.62388841
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62388841

>> No.62388856

>SUPER RETINA

>SUPER RETINA

>> No.62388860

>>62388813
just throw the word super in front of the name theyll never know

>> No.62388867
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62388867

lmao my phone from 3 years ago has more

>> No.62388907

>>62388813
>>62388819
>>62388856
>>62388860
Tim Cook collected all the chaos emeralds

>> No.62388922

>>62388867
holy shit look at that status bar ITS SO HORRIBLE

>> No.62388955

its ugly it looks like a samsung the last good iphone was the 4s

>> No.62388964

>>62388922
THIS. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING ?

>> No.62388985

>Tap on the screen to wake up

Battery dies in pocket

>> No.62389008

My dude Tyler out here

>> No.62389014
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62389014

>home button is now a small bar at the bottom

>> No.62389037

"T-t-t-top to bo-bo-bo-bottom." Holy fuck why did they put this guy on the stage?

>> No.62389039
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>>62389008
they got the boi up on the big screen

>> No.62389075

NEW IPLOXE WHEN ?

>> No.62389078

WHAT IF YOU HAVE A TWIN

>> No.62389081

did he just say iPhone 10

>> No.62389084

>>62388964
IM TRIGGERED IT LOOKS LIKE A BAD RIP-OFF IOS HAHAHA

>> No.62389088

>face id

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.62389116

>No Touch ID, Face recognition instead.

Looking forward waving my phone in my own face like a dick every time I want to pay for something. Not to mention it's incredibly easy to breach like it was when Android had it 5 years ago.

>> No.62389131

HAHA GOOKS ARE FUCKED

>> No.62389136

ALL ASIANS LOOK THE SAME HOW WILL THEY USE THIS?

>> No.62389157

Omg they can't be serious... Face id

>> No.62389173

>>62389039
>>62389008
Genuinely one of the best albums of the year tbqh

>> No.62389183

>>62389116
Image recognition != IR

>> No.62389189

>collected everyone's fingerprints
>so now they use face recognition to collect those next

>> No.62389213

gets attack
phone won't unlock to call the police lol

>> No.62389217

My CPU is a neural net processor

>> No.62389249

>>62389173
oh hell yeah my dude

>> No.62389284

BIONIC NEURAL ENGINE

>> No.62389313

>>62389213
b-but srii will call the polis for you :(

>> No.62389314
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62389314

face id is racist

>> No.62389326

> Steal Celebrities iPhone X
> Go to The Hollywood Wax Museum
> Unlock iPhone X
> Profit???

>> No.62389335

Give NSA your face pls

>> No.62389339

>TFW neural network
>samsung btfo

>> No.62389340

>>62389314
I was going to post exactly this

>> No.62389373

>>62389314
>unlocks phone
>gets stoned

>> No.62389395

>1 in a million
Oh come on, they're making this shit up, the product isn't even out.

>> No.62389417

lmao

>> No.62389434

>1 in a 1 000 000
>make 32 bit passcode

huh now the possibility is like 1 in a 10^32

>> No.62389489

ANIME ON YOUR PHONE USING YOUR FACE DATA

>> No.62389491

>animoji
am i dreaming

>> No.62389510

>>62389314
thank God

>> No.62389513

AYY LMAO

>> No.62389532

>is able to detect a person with 1 in 1000000 accuracy
>apple is going to have this data of every apple user
imagine if this was used in CCTV

>> No.62389552
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62389552

Fucking hell...this is super cringey. I suppose the average Appletard doesn't mind those since they are used to buying into anything Apple says.

>> No.62389597

>>62389395

>what is testing and data extrapolation

>> No.62389606

He just called it the iPhone 10.
Where's the iPhone 9?

>> No.62389645

IT DIDNT UNLOCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.62389660

>>62389606
you know they are so innovative they skip this out...like windows.

>> No.62389675

>>62389606
typical apple copying windows years later

>> No.62389690

OH HO HO HO

>> No.62389693

LOL LIVE PREVIEW OF FACE ID FAILED

>> No.62389733

Fucking cringe

>> No.62389753

>>62389645
On the first attempt. My S8 pulls shit like this with the fingerprint sensor all the time.

>> No.62389773

>>62389753
stop shilling

>> No.62389774

LOL THE DEMO FAILED

>> No.62389783

LMAO
https://x0.at/sff.webm

>> No.62389785

More like FAIL ID amirite?

>> No.62389802

>tfw blackface animoji

>> No.62389806
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62389806

>People who use Face ID
Here's to the crazy ones

>> No.62389836

>>62389773
>stop shilling
>>62389753
>My S8

>> No.62389842

>>62389806

>dude the gubbamint 1984 nsa spy privacy dude lmao do I fit in yet

>> No.62389960

>>62389842
Enjoy your psycho bitch girlfriend unlocking your phone with a photo of your face pulled up on her phone

>> No.62389998

>>62389960

It already said photos don't work ;)

Nice try anti-social contrarian cuck.

>> No.62390001

>>62389960
that doesn't work, did you even watch the stream

>> No.62390086

>>62389998
>>>62389960
>It already said photos don't work ;)
>Nice try anti-social contrarian cuck.
You're right. That's not a concern. We won't be able to even unlock our phones since face is doesn't work.

>> No.62390150

>>62390086

What? Are you having a stroke?

>> No.62390153

>>62390086
what?
It checks the 3D depth of your face

>> No.62390184
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62390184

>>62389960
You can't have your girlfriend break into your phone if you don't have a girlfriend.

>> No.62390211

>>62390153
>>>62390086 (You)
>what?
>It doesn't work
Ftfy

>> No.62390233

>>62390211
what because it's not proper english and I have no diea what you're trying to say

>> No.62390287

what happens if you put two phones on top together?

>> No.62390406

>>62390287
wtf do you mean. how high are you?

>> No.62390433

>>62390406
>>>62390287
>wtf do you mean. how high are you?
Have you been watching the keynote???

>> No.62390554

>>62390406
>>62390433

yeah, but what happens with wireless charging if I put two iphones on top?

>> No.62390713

>>62390554
The one with the higher battery charges the one with less power.

>> No.62390847

>>62390713
yeah but what if they have the same power

>> No.62390944

>>62390713
so I put on a wireless charger my iphone with 98 % and on top of the iphone my 60% charger and the energy goes through both iphones?

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