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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link

>Chink Shit Randomiser

>Chink Shit Wiki

>Gearbest Deals Pastebin Updated Daily

>Chink Shit Infographic

• Anon summons his inner scientist and makes some portable speakers on the cheap with chink parts >>61796503 >>61798084
• Anon ends it all :-( >>61797342
• Anon got a Chuwi Hi10 Pro and a KB >>61797559 >>61797599
• Anon got rolled on his 7€ hot glue gun with 50 sticks and only got 49 >>61799703
• Anon compiles a large list of trinkets >>61800791
• Cheap and shitty action cam for $15.99 >>61801240
• Anon got his chink lighting shit >>61802013 >>61802381
• Anon fucked up >>61802226
• Anon got some warranty void for some fuckin reason >>61803694
• Anon got a dented box >>61803789
• Anon got a chink desk lamp. Seems pretty good >>61806847 >>61806992
• Anon gets duped by the chinaman >>61809063 >>61809156
• Anon got a hakko thermometer >>61810916
• Anon got some UiiSii HM7's >>61811878

>Previous thread

>> No.61813065
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fucking regOP never woke up.

>> No.61813079

im converin my man nothin to worry about here

>> No.61813082

He got lethal poisoning from chink shit.

>> No.61813085

>Using Xiaomi mascot
>Not superior Doogee Mascot

>> No.61813089
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>> No.61813142

>Anon got a hakko thermometer

Joke's on you, it's a counterfeit and out of the box it looked like it was well used in the production of other counterfeits.

>tested it on a lab-calibrated soldering iron
>it's accurate to approx. 1 degree at 400C

I don't know who got chinked anymore.

>> No.61813149
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What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

>> No.61813183
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my new processor for laptop just arrive..
old processor is Core Duo T2300E and I upgrade it to Core 2 Duo T7200 for $1..

this machine cant even play 720p on youtube

after upgrade I can play it on 1080p smooth like butter.

>> No.61813203


it worked! i used a bit of force and it worked, all i need now are my dt880s and i'm ready to join the audiomeme. Many thanks anon.

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Can I expect a chink copy of this?

>> No.61813222

What's a good phone for $150? Preferably something better than an underpowered SD625.

>> No.61813228
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>> No.61813240

65nm scares me desu

>> No.61813252

Give me your best household and kitchen appliances, cleaning tools and general house shit, I want to chinkify my new apartment.

>> No.61813275

many thanks to the kind anon that compiled the list of trinkets, ur awesome

>> No.61813277

I have i5 kaby lake and MBP as main machine
this 1 for linux learning machine..

and I got it for $10 without battery

>> No.61813318
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just buy/use bluetooth gamepad and controller clip

>> No.61813359

to clean your comply/memory foam earphone tips

heat water to about 45°C, put a teaspoon of salt in each half cup of water, stir and leave the tips there for a couple hours, squeezing them once in a while
wash them in warm water, squeeze the water out and then let them dry

do not use alcohol(at least ethanol, haven't tried isopropanol) as it will, for whatever reason, I'm not a chemist, lose some of the paint, shrink and become a lot more rigid

>> No.61813407

>put a teaspoon of salt in each half cup of water

>> No.61813430

Would an extra $100 get me anything better than the jumper ez book? Or would I have to shell out the extra $250 for a xiaomi air/something similar?

>> No.61813439

Get a refurbished business notebook instead. There's 0 reason to buy any of them when you can get a decent hp/lenovo/dell for 150.

>> No.61813479

>wanting a notebook still full of Stacy's juices from when her boss fucked her on his deck

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You ever make a purchase and when it comes in, you ask yourself "what the fuck was I thinking, what will I even use this for?"

>> No.61813502

today i realized that i can fool my Mi Band 2 into thinking that I'm working out by just fapping all day

>> No.61813508

Since these doesn't have adhesive tape, these are pretty much only good for laptop cooling.

>> No.61813512


About 50% of the times.

>> No.61813522

Rubick's cube?

>> No.61813533
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Finally got my socks in the mail. Idk why I thought they would match with my skirt

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>> No.61813569


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That just makes it even worse.

Also got my Zuk Z2 Pro in the mail, so far it seems like a damn fine phone for the price.

>Zui looks nice
>PSP emulation is smooth for most games
>Camera is incredible for the price and has manual controls
>Decent battery life
>Nice screen
>Type C 3.1 port so copying my shit over was fast

Pic related is the lock screen, I really like the look and feel of ZUI.

>> No.61813573

it's a home remedy for removing ear wax from ears, so I figured I'd try it to clean the foam tips and it worked good

>> No.61813629

I was checking the Le 2 in Kimovil when I noticed it has Digital Image Stabilization.

Holy shit, it's $125 and has DIS. That's a fucking bargain.

>> No.61813645

You never hear back from all the people getting Le phone. I'm looking forward to your review anon.

>> No.61813647

The fuck is this?

>> No.61813656

Redmi note 4, sd625 is more than enough for whatever the fuck youre gonna do

>> No.61813667

Thermal pads from the sound of the replies.

>> No.61813672

post feet

>> No.61813702

Sorry I don't have the money to buy one.

>> No.61813769


>Not wanting that

You gay m8?

>> No.61813788

>wanting a notebook full of her boss's juices
I may be gay but at least I don't have a fetish for bald fat middle managers

>> No.61813789 [DELETED] 

Vernee Apollo lite seems to be around $150 on AliExpress and has a Helio X30.

Alternatively check out LeEco Le S3 if you don't mind no 3.5mm port.

>> No.61813795

The are dirty

I'm a boy. It's not degenerate

>> No.61813806

>The are dirty
even better

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>> No.61813892

Why do my pics lose so much quality when I upload them ?? !!

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>Can't even stick to his premise

>> No.61813911

It got converted into Full HD.

>> No.61813942


Where can you pick those up from? I'm in the UK so prices are bit higher here on tech

>> No.61813971

Ebay, Craigslist, Gumtree, your local newspaper.

>> No.61813973

hey, just saying. if you get one you get the other with it, and if you're happy to get that it means you should probably cruise Applebee's or Chili's on Friday nights to suck it directly out of Chad's dad

>> No.61814078
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where and how do you choose watch straps? I'm looking at nato straps, but no idea how to choose a quality one. any advice?

pic related

>> No.61814117

it's chink shit, getting one that will last is rolling the dice. you're buying it because you can order ten of them delivered for the price you'd pay for one at target. so buy one each of the ten with your favorite designs.

>> No.61814122

Black is always in style

>> No.61814132

You seem to know a lot about sucking off older men for somebody who claims not to be gay.

>> No.61814154

"I may be gay, but..."
>anon you're claiming not to be gay
i have an admitted and embraced need for dick
you have a secret, hidden, denied but obvious need for ESL classes, pajeet-kun

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in china we have sites like this.

>> No.61814238
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>ordered 4gb shark micro sd
>received 16gb shark micro sd

Did I get reverse chinked?

>> No.61814293

Yeah.. you are a boy, and you will always be a boy and you will never pass hon

>> No.61814366

>received 4x the size
>but with 1/4th the speed


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>that image

>> No.61814423

>Digital Image Stabilization
Don't be a tard, that is the camera software, you're mistaking it for Optical Image Stabilization (OIS).

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What's the current meme action camera lads?
SJ5000 seems to be pretty cheap.

>> No.61814460

I tested it already and the speed is good.

>> No.61814572

Redpill me on GUANQIN watches.

The design are top tier but I'm scared of dishing out 15€ for shit that doesn't even run properly.

>> No.61814637

Post tits

>> No.61814651

I picked up my Redmeme Note 4 from the post office this morning. Not using it yet but I've given it a little test. First observation is that the fingerprint scanner is so much faster than the one on my work iPhone.

>> No.61814693

Any good cheap watch replicas on AliExpress? Want to buy a gift for a friend.

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>> No.61814738

Thieye T5E/Andoer AN7000 or Hawkeye Firefly 8

>> No.61814775


Today's worthless Gearbest coupons are out.

>> No.61814902

>gift for a friend
What are you a gay?

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Repost from >>61810825
Do Chinese sell Intel stickers cheaper than 2$?

Also a new meme in exchange for help.

>> No.61815011

Thanks, those look great.

>> No.61815062

Would you kindly recommend me a wireless keyboard? Clit mouse not needed, but is certainly a plus.

I'm a b-baka when it comes to keyboards. (>.<)

>> No.61815070
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Hey folks, OukitelAnon here.

First off, I've ordered some ARM electronics that should arrive this week. Will post review on orange pi zero later, when I worked it a little.

For now, I'm looking for a chink phone to surprise my significant other with. >she has small hands, like taking photos and listening to lossless music, so here are the requirements:

- 5 inch screen, no bigger. Resolution is not an issue, though it would be nice to have something sexy

- good as in GOOD camera

- 3GB of ram at least, she wants it to last. She's using a MotoG 1st en based on /g/ recommendations and she has loved it, but it's slow by today's standards.

- preferably a good audio driver

- root privileges can be gained, better if it supports LineageOS

- Quick charging would be pretty sweet.

Providing cat tax as upfront payment for services rendered.

Cheers, /csg/ folks.

>> No.61815079

I wish you could change display size, then I'd use ZUI instead of a custom rom

>> No.61815090

>- good as in GOOD camera
You're not getting her a chink phone in that case.

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>wireless keyboard

>> No.61815127


>> No.61815150

Well' anything that is better than her MotoG is good in my opinion. Bitch ain't getting a Samsung, that's for sure.

No idea about prices. How realistic would be to say 200 euro tops?

>> No.61815159

Xiaomi mi4C

>> No.61815173

Try Kimovil.com and sort by your parameters, it'll probably pop up with a hot new meme.

>> No.61815189

Increase your budget a little bit and get her either a Mi5s or a ZUK Z2 Pro

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>Xiaomi mi4C
It's malware ridden shit, I've heard.

>Mi5s or a ZUK Z2 Pro
>bigger than 5 inch
Can't you read, lad?

Thank you, that was useful. Will let you know if I find something today.

>> No.61815287

>>Xiaomi mi4C
>It's malware ridden shit, I've heard.
every phone from chinkland comes with a vendor rom and you have to flash an official one

>> No.61815296

Doogee Shoot 2 is $99 and has great cameras, not to mention great software and great audio.

>> No.61815304

So I can move it around, I'm currently using a laptop with an additional monitor so it's a hassle if I want to work from bed or in a semi-lying position.

>> No.61815314

>can't you read
One's 5.1", the other is 5.2". If she can handle 5" she can handle those.

>> No.61815327

What happens if you don't flash it?

Been using a Leagoo Shark 1 (top tier battery phone) for over a year without any problems without flashing it.

>> No.61815333

Not chinkshit but Sony XA1

>> No.61815337

Data collection, tracking and worst case, keyloggers.

>> No.61815357


>> No.61815373

Exactly 5 inches

>> No.61815391

Is there any good notebooks/laptops to buy from china cheaply?

>> No.61815427


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>> No.61815443

How cheap? You can get Xiaomemes for under $500.

>> No.61815464

>without any problems
It's not like they'll steal your credit card money, they just harvest everything you're doing and sell/use the data. So, yeah, no problems there with using chink roms.

>> No.61815478


Under 250 pounds (324 dollars)

Just need something portable to take notes with and a handful of programs.

>> No.61815493

>they just harvest everything you're doing and sell/use the data
Rather them than the fatburgers at google.

>> No.61815497

What's the best chink pc box? Preferably can browse and shitpost in 4k

>> No.61815504

Jumper Ezbook 3 Pro

>> No.61815527

I ordered a replacement battery for my phone and they sent me a used iPhone case with the battery as a dead weight or some shit.

I feel insulted. I don't even know how to dispose of this without suffering immense shame. Can I dispute the order over this?

>> No.61815568

Then it's Jumper if you really want new laptop.
http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_647765.html use coupon BOOKPRO to drop price.

Otherwise I suggest to get used business thinkpad or elitebook with real i-series CPU.

>> No.61815570


Looks pretty good anon, but 1.1Ghz? Any way to turn turbo boost on permanently, or does it do a decent job of scaling when you need it?

>> No.61815596


Was going to tend towards them anyway, but was curious on what china could provide. I'll use this as a baseline to compare others thing to, so thanks

>> No.61815611

>or does it do a decent job of scaling when you need it?
My experience with developing on a machine with turbo CPU tells me that yes they're absolutely great at that for intermittent tasks. The reason it's turbo though is because it's not designed to sustain that clock speed. Normal CPUs have modes which save power, desktops tend to be less aggressive with that but they still do it.

The speed at which CPUs operate and can make these decisions is staggering. Couple microseconds at most I'd imagine. I haven't measured.

>> No.61815620

It turbo's up to 2.2ghz when needed, no point to force it to stay at that clock, you'll just kill the battery life and make it overheat.

>> No.61815651
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Nice try chink comrade. There's always a retard that says this shit (probably it's you, samefagging).
At least Google can be kept in control with the help of others that will tell you what/how to disable, what not to use and so on, because they're always under scrutiny. EU laws (or even Amerifat laws) will slap their hands if they're overdoing it. With China, you're 110% fucked, but without advantages of the Google botnet services, that at least give something useful back.

>> No.61815670

>Rather them than the fatburgers at google.
Google gets your shit too anon.
If anything they're likely more invasive than Google. If such a thing is possible.
They don't have to account for anything, they can just claim their shit had malware.

>> No.61815767
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>E-every post on 4chan that doesn't agree with my opinion is made by the same person

>> No.61815777

Samefagging NSA shill

>> No.61815846

Chuwi LapBook 14.1 is also a good alternative.
Although it's plastic, the design is pretty good. The IPS it uses is not as bright, but has higher contrast and color accuracy.

>> No.61815876

>yfw they accidentally sent you one of the real ones they use off the factory floor

>> No.61815912

I need a portable, usable mouse.

I do a lot of work on laptops, and I hate using the touchpad.

Any portable mouse I can get here? Doesn't need to be wireless, just something I can keep in my pocket.

>> No.61815920
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How likely am I to get a fake battery with unreliable capacity if I buy from alibaba?

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>> No.61815979

Extremely likely.

>> No.61815999

I bought 4 of them, they said they were 3600 and they last almost twice as long as my 2400 so I think they are on fucking point.

>> No.61816051

are there any good chink shit emulators i can take with me onto planes?

>> No.61816054
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I love this jif.

>> No.61816065

lmao sharks dont browse the internet

>> No.61816089

just fuck off and buy the ak33 already, stop pestering every thread.

i think you're trying to find opinions that you want to hear

>> No.61816101

GPD XD or Win

>> No.61816147

I'm actually waiting on those myself, and I know exactly why I bought them

>> No.61816179

thanks i'll check em out

>> No.61816183

Honor 8x

>> No.61816210
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All my chinkshit stopped flowing. Haven't received a single packages in over a month (maybe 5 weeks). I buy at least something every week.

What is going on????

>> No.61816242

They had to use the capacity for my orders, sorry.

>> No.61816248

Maybe your getting unlucky from the chink gods
Was like that during the first 5-8 months but soon after that, my chink shits been coming in lately

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>> No.61816298

It's typical that the battery capacities are fake UNLESS the seller mentions is specific about it being a certain model and has good reviews in general.

Basically, if they promise you a Panasonic NBCR18650PF, it's probably a Panasonic NBCR18650PF.

If they promise HouseFire 40000GAh because that's what's on the label, then it is a housefire with like 1/10 of a watt hour of usable power. Or such.

If in doubt, maybe order from GB, FT, BG or whatever.

>> No.61816357

fuck dude, slow down with your dildo orders.
do I have to pray to Budha or something.

fuck, hope I get at least something soon so I know everything's OK.

>> No.61816465

Pray to chink postal god then maybe it'll arrive sooner

>Yfw you develop stress & anxiety over some item being delivered to you from China
>T-thanks jack ma

>> No.61816486

>fuck dude, slow down with your dildo orders.
Intermittently done with dildos, progressing to plastic waifus, cleaning utensils and post-tits.

Oh, and enclosed / cooled external eSata / USB3 HDD racks, but so far the 4+ drive ones I found cost as much or more than a full computer case. Enterprise orders ruin even China, apparently.

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>GOYSHIT now charges you for unregistered shipping on most items
The death of this site cannot come soon enough. Fucking kikes.

>> No.61816600

>What happens if you don't flash it?
At the very least there will be random Chinese ads popping up on your home screen from time to time.

>> No.61816617

>At least Google can be kept in control
That's exactly what they want you to think.

>> No.61816666


Are these any good? If not, can I get a recommendation please

>> No.61816668

>tfw dont care that google has probably been taking our information for years now

I wonder if they like my taste in Hentai tbqh

>> No.61816707

Link doesn't work.

>> No.61816729

Any recommended chink wallets?

>> No.61816758

link to this memory foam tips, senpai?

>> No.61816773

Maybe. Do you focus on depictions of unlimited sexual-financial enslavement to botnets?

Do you need any special features?
Like a compact "magic wallet" for mainly a bunch of cards and banknotes?

If not, just pick a cheap one that you visually like off aliexpress.

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They'll never stop being loudly shilled on here as long as advertising is tolerated.

>> No.61816826

I still have around $3 in good goy points and wanted to get some more KZ earphones from them. However, at this point I'm not sure if gearbest is even worth bothering with the any more.

>> No.61816854


Open to ideas, really. Been using a pretty basic one for years

>> No.61816884

It's $23 tws K2 Wireless's lipstick style headphones

>> No.61816898


Yes, you can keep it in control. If you're a tinfoil hat wearer, you can even go 100% Google-free.
>put official LineageOS on phone
>don't install any Google Apps

But this only works only for non-retards living in civilized countries where the information (still) moves freely. It's not an option if you're a stupid chink shill.

>> No.61817079

>tfw it's been more than a week since I posted a review with a video and photos
>no points yet
The only thing I really see myself getting from there now is a convoy light.

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sucks to live in shithole countries, ain't it?

>> No.61817132


I ordered samples from a couple suppliers. We'll see how it goes.

>> No.61817138

Did it break or is the goal to get something fancier?

Standard wallets aplenty here for around $5:

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Now who's getting chinked harder here.

>> No.61817173

No clue about lipstick style headphones, sorry.

KZ HDSE are okay for bluetooth IEM.

>> No.61817217

What the fuck is goyshit?

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Nah, they offer free shipping to shithole countries as well.

>> No.61817236
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What is even going on

>> No.61817258

still you and your shit country, the image was for the "with mic" earphones

>> No.61817351

>t. moldavian
But hey, at least you get free shipping from the garbage chink.

>> No.61817389

fucking pick one, mongoloid

>> No.61817424

>implying that only Moldova has Gearbest free shipping
Did you try different countries from the drop-down list to identify mine? Kek, try moar.

>> No.61817497

What is the best noice canceling csg headset? Budget up to ~150usd

>> No.61817531

bluetooth i might add

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I'm here, thread hit bump limit while I was at work so couldn't make one.

If only.

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>Powerful Production
What do they mean by this?
Saw this on AliExpress now

>> No.61817571

Not weak production.

>> No.61817733

>I was at work
You're not fooling anyone

>> No.61817744

So powerful the chinks working in those sweatshops only live one day.

>> No.61817805

Eat a cock, faggot.

>> No.61817931

Is that edited in some way? I find it difficult to imagine a human this cartoony.

>> No.61818040

I gotta say, it's weird negotiating with Chinese manufacturers and CEOs. Never thought I'd be doing this before. Never thought I'd be buying in bulk either.

>> No.61818096

How many shark plushies did you buy

>> No.61818148

He bought a metric ton of bull penis

>> No.61818175

Is shipping from mainland China for just a single sample piece usually around $30 or are the chinks trying to fuck me with shipping costs?

>> No.61818205

Anyone bought the kazi lego clone blocks? Are they any good?

>> No.61818214

Depends to where and with samples they usually only do express shipping which does cost.
You can save a lot of money by not getting express shipping for the actual order later, but that might be less than the money potentially lost for having funds tied up.

>> No.61818235

China to the US famalam, and I wasn't aware it was express shipping.

>> No.61818285

OP, next time you make one of these threads, please use "Chinese" in the title, instead of the racial epithet. This is not /pol/. Keep the racist shit to your containment board.

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>> No.61818319

someone got btfo

>> No.61818324

hi summer
have a (you)

>> No.61818365

Any good bootleg/unofficial posable anime figures?

>> No.61818368

Will chink winter items be more expensive or cheaper during winter?

>> No.61818378

Don't get it, is Malta a shithole or not?

>> No.61818402
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>> No.61818428

you cannot have a sun made of ice anon

>> No.61818431

Took less than a week for me with FedEx to the US.
Also try to pay through paypal.

>> No.61818481
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I win the shit hole competition

btw my ks5 arrived here 2 weeks after ordering them, but it would probably take an additional month or two till shithole post service processes it

>> No.61818490
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Tracking says two chinkshit packages arriving tomorrow. I can't wait lads.

>> No.61818529
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How fucked I am?

>> No.61818566
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How fucked I am 2.0?

>> No.61818581


>> No.61818584
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where do I find this /csg/ mascot phone holder????

>> No.61818609


>> No.61818626

link? can't find it.

>> No.61818809


look around a bit and you can find it cheaper on Ali

>> No.61818842

thanks! at least now I know the name of it.

ps: so that's the origin of /csg/ bunny... it's a Xiaomi tpy. has no idea.

>> No.61818874

How is the quality of this? Is it solid plastic or hollow shit?

>> No.61818890

>sold out.
I think they actually do limited runs of mitu shit.

>> No.61818894

pretty solid

>> No.61818967
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it's sold out everywhere

>> No.61818976
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fucking useless ali shill, hope you lose your job

>> No.61818982

What's the best all in one PC?

>> No.61818985

I recommend you check out the videos from this guy, he reviews a bunch of chink watches and opens them up and shit, it's also mentioned in the infographic.


>> No.61819021
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>not knowing about BBEN

>> No.61819074

Thank you. We value your input, faggot.

>> No.61819081


Does this look like a house fire death-trap that'll melt after few hours of using my HDD?
Also are there any cheaper but still long (30cm+) alternatives?

>> No.61819237
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I doubt it, but does anyone here have experience with chink cosmetics or beauty products? Any recommended products or brands?

>inb4 face cancer

>> No.61819256

Why would you risk it, seriously

>> No.61819276

Any tips for buying cosplay?

>> No.61819341



>> No.61819417

What do you need? I could hook you up with a store that sells hair extensions and shit.

>> No.61819422

On the bright side, you can rest assured they haven't been tested with animals. In fact, they haven't been tested at all.

>> No.61819439

Thoughts on Zapals?

>> No.61819475

zapals backwards is slapaz

>> No.61819512

any good chinkshit backpacks? looking to have it be able to hold enough clothes for four days

>> No.61819542

>enough clothes for four days
That's pretty subjective, anon.

>> No.61819576

it's for going on a plane and not wanting to pay for checked luggage

>> No.61819592
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Well fuck it, no risk no fun. I gotta have that Mitu.
Who knows if it will ever be in stock in one of the big shops again.

>> No.61819625

>golden teeth

>> No.61819632

military backpack with MOLLE straps plus a few extra pouches. customize it for as much space you want

>> No.61819649
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fucking chinks
i don't even fucking have a paypal
serves them right

>> No.61819691
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>not having a mitu robot

>> No.61819704

You know asians use makeup too without widespread face melting, right? It's not like just because its Chinese its contaminated with aids. There seems to be some cool slightly unusual products like the jelly colour-changing lipstick in my first pic. If it was made by a Western brand it would be ten times the price, at the least.

I don't know, I've never cosplayed.

I'm more looking for actual makeup, and to a lesser extent, tools to apply it. Does it have that? Hair extensions I defo don't need.

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>youtube or other websites are blocked here

>> No.61819733

>You know asians use makeup too without widespread face melting, right?
Sure but your skin absorbs it anyway. Have fun.

>> No.61819751

But can it hold phones?

>> No.61819763

Hair extensions are best, you sure you don't need?

>> No.61819790

Main issue with the chink cosmetics is heavy metals. Got a mass spectrometer? Like maldi-tof? You can test them before using them.

>> No.61819828

Oh looks like maldi-tof is biomolecules only.

>> No.61820127

>molex to sata

>> No.61820143

Ordered from Dhgate, payment was successful.
Item is still "Awaiting payment"
Looks like I got chinked again

>> No.61820171

?? That's true of all cosmetics and skin products, whether its by L'Oreal or Chingchonggook™. But thanks, I will.

I do already have long hair but I guess I might as well check the link out, if ye be willing

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>> No.61820271

That thing does not allow you to dump real GB carts and saves tho.

>> No.61820298


>> No.61820337

>join system that has good customer protection
>"hello customer can you help us abuse this customer protection system for no reason but to favor us?"
Horrible people without brains. Or maybe people actually fall for this.

>> No.61820371
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What did I get today /csg/???

>> No.61820386
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It's an EDC pouch! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/edc-pouch/32729012291.html

For the price I wasn't expecting much but the materials actually feel decent.

>> No.61820399

USB OTG cable

>> No.61820403
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get a tablet first

>> No.61820410

I find that expensive.

>> No.61820505

Sorry you're such a pathetic poorfag that you can't afford a 4 dollar nylon pouch.

>> No.61820575

Could have gotten this for $3 if you throw some GBpoints at it http://www.gearbest.com/sling-bag/pp_424549.html

>> No.61820642


that's a different product

>> No.61820794

It's still a pouch and it fits more EDC shit.

>> No.61820819

Who of you is this

>> No.61820843



>> No.61820846

link shows a blank page. post pic.

>> No.61820865

Nice phising link.

>> No.61820958

How is it phishy?
0000000 h t t p s : / / f e e d b a c k
0000020 . a l i e x p r e s s . c o m /
0000040 d i s p l a y / d e t a i l . h
0000060 t m ? o w n e r M e m b e r I d
0000100 = 1 9 3 2 1 2 8 8 3 nl

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>> No.61821149

it's (you)

>> No.61821203

>nigga cant into links

>> No.61821539
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Thinking about those cheap glasses and the other models in that store

>> No.61821581

I want a good <15$ scissor switches (or any silent keyboard). Any suggestions?

>> No.61821646

If a open a dispute, the only way to get my money back is tru paypal? Its been 2months now and the seller have extended buyers protection twice

>> No.61821743

wtf is this monitor I like it

>> No.61821751

I posted awhile ago but for those who are wondering, I got the official KZ bluetooth wire for the ZS3s. Yes they work, and is more than likely worth the purchase. Connects in 2-3 seconds, controls work fine on my iphone.

>> No.61821778

How long does the battery last, how does the connective module feel against your neck and what do you mean by official?

>> No.61821886

If you go to KZ's store on Ali, they list that bluetooth cable so I'm just gonna call it official. Battery life is not bad so far, could last a few days or more I'm guessing but I have not used it enough to do so. The module itself is largely out of the way and doesn't bother me at all. The one thing I'm not a huge fan of right now is how the wire hooks behind your ears. Because of the specific way you have to wear and insert ZS3s, I feel like it doesn't do that great of a job securing the bud behind your ears.

>> No.61821975
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why are chinks so persistent on closing disputes n stuff?

>> No.61822003

Apparently you can buy bull penis on alibaba without problem, but not alcohol. That stuff's evil.

>> No.61822035
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tell me about chink wifi routers, /csg/. are they worth it? which one should I get?
is the pic related any good? can you flash one of the open source dd-wrt OSes on it?

>> No.61822038
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>5.5-inch Full HD
>Helio X23 (bumfucks underpowered SD625)
>Android 7.1.1 Nougat stock (bumfucks buggy, ugly MiUi)
>13MP dual camera
>Dual speakers with Dolby Atmos
>4000mAh battery with quick charging
>3GB of RAM and 32GB storage for $200
>4GB of RAM and 64GB storage for $215


When were you when based LENOVO B T F O XIAOSHIT ONCE AGAIN??

>bb-bb-but Zuk is dead!1!
>b-b-but redshit note was supposed to be the chosen one!! it's not fair!!1!!!11

>> No.61822081


>> No.61822122

Does anyone know if the box sets that are selling in this store are fake? I'm not really interested in buying it, but I found the listing when looking at some other stuff.

Also, does anyone know if this audio technica branded cartridge is legit? There are listings for an unbranded one floating around too.


>> No.61822272

Yes, dispute. Don't feel shame in getting cheated; it's not your fault. Dispute it with the site, PayPal/AliPay, and your credit card company if necessary.

>> No.61822501

I like this one

>> No.61822561

>Helio X23
lol nope

>> No.61822731

Is e-commerce the way to go lads?

>> No.61822754


Is Alibaba down or something. I'm suddenly getting a 404 error for their website, what the fuck.

>> No.61822802
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>TFW my posts got deleted and I got a ban for ban evasion
What the fuck?

>> No.61822875

I think the main page for Alibaba is down. I can only access the site through Women's clothing kek.

>> No.61822917

>whats wrong with thermal pads?
you should have known /g/ likes their housefires hot

>> No.61822937

At least someone remembers my posts...

>> No.61822969

Maybe the NSA thinks you actually ordered plastic explosives.

>> No.61822972

hit the confirmation deadline on Aliexpress and I have yet to receive the item. sending them a message, but what do after that?

>> No.61823002

Are the chink SSD's going to die on me in a year?

>> No.61823024

"yes" as in that's a house fire?

I received one with my Motherboard for esata bracket and it's p useful.

>> No.61823106

anyone tried fasttech?
how's the buyer's protection, does it even exist?

>> No.61823120

I also got my James Donkey keyboard, Ipega red spider, 3d printer, and power bank which I was going to review but if it's just going to get deleted again then mods can suck my shit

>> No.61823147

what's the difference between these two:


>> No.61823338

you fucked up because you didn't buy fake Ray Bans for $10. now you have worthless chinkshit that you can't resell for even half of what you paid for them.

>> No.61823387

I'm tempted to buy this action cam. it's dirt cheap.

what kinds of vids and pics can it take???

anyone have some samples?

>> No.61823617

i believe dave from eevblog did a small comparison between gopro, the gopro clone (j-something, which ended up being quite good) and one of those. that one is not even 1080p and the quality is like blocky mpeg2 videos from 00's with muffled audio
i dont have the video link bookmarked (or maybe i do but it lacks the proper tags), sorry

>> No.61823689

fuck me, i need sleep
here you go

>> No.61823740

Thanks! But it looks like this is NOT the same camera. Dave's camera is 720p and looks different (different lens, housing, doesn't have 1080p logo etc).

I wonder how much different it is.

>> No.61823743
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I got alphabet letters from AliExpress.

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i am absolutely sure it will produce a video file with 1080 vertical resolution, but that doesnt mean the ccd has the proper pixel density for a clear picture. dont expect more than what is shown on the video. still its $20, any camera for that price is alright

>> No.61823899

why is aliexpress standard shipping so fucking retarded
some items that are actually heavy, are shipped for free
other light weight items like a comb and a fucking key chain have shipping costs that more than half their actual price

how do we solve this?

>> No.61823921


Don't be a retard and buy from sellers who charge shipping fee's. The chinese literally do not pay shipping due to international trade agreements

>> No.61823927

Don't buy from reseller pajeets.

>> No.61823952

Are sharks micro sd legit?
anyone stress tested the write cycles yet?


>> No.61823955

That's one purchase it'd likely be cheaper to get at the dollar store..

>> No.61823973

hmm.. look at this one:

Photo Resolution: 12M(4032 * 3024), 8M(3264 * 2448), 5M(2592 * 1944)
Video Resolution: (1920 * 1080) 30fps, (1280 * 720) 60fps, (848 * 480) 60fps, (640 * 480) 60fps

that looks different from the Dave's cam. In fact, Dave's cam is the clone of the older model.

>> No.61824038

post a sample webm once you receive the cam :^)

>> No.61824055

even with a 4000mah battery that'll still be gone within a day, they're called mediakek for a reason

>> No.61824058

I haven't bought it yet. I'm hoping OP pasts a sample. I'm not sure if it's old or new clone... if it's old clone, it's pointless to buy & wait 30+ days for shit.

>> No.61824126

You're late by a year, sharks have been confirmed legit for real long now.

>> No.61824370

from what websites do you guys shop?
i've ordered only from aliexpress

>> No.61824380
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look how cute he wrote his first words

>> No.61824410

my shark died after a year

>> No.61824444

did you feed it?

>> No.61824470

..no :(

>> No.61824476

I haven't ordered from them but a lot of people say that dhgate, taobao, ebay and gearbest are good.
Never order from ioffer. I got scammed twice and all stuff there are poor shit quality

>> No.61824484

Care and maintenance guides online suggest keeping them in salt water but don't you believe it.

>> No.61824488

Ali, ebay, dx, goybeast. dx cause they sell and ship lighters everywhere. Goybeast only for deals on select items and good boy points.

>> No.61824505

I want an item on AE
the only listed shipping method is DHL with an astronomical shipping price 121.76$ for a 20$ laptop charger
I contacted the seller and he said that the AliExpress standard shipping is available for my country and it's free, so how can I make the payment for the item with no shipping fee?

>> No.61824525


I'm planning on getting the 256gb one and plan not to overwrite bits by making it my music library

>> No.61824550

>buy 1gb of ddr2 memory for mom's facebook machine
>computer gags on it
>amazon seller doesn't care
>amazon doesn't care
>cash would've been better spent as asswipe

Caveat emptor you silly fucks.

>> No.61824561

>salt water
I think you mean salt/water or as I've recently taken to calling it, salt plus water

>> No.61824587

I did get other things too
Yeah that one on the bottom part is what you are

>> No.61824605

can somebody please tell me why pictures on alibaba never load in

i cant actually see any of the damn products without clicking on every individual one

>> No.61824626

Ordered the camera and the router. Shipping is going to take forever, but you will hopefully get your roots soon.

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That's rude anon

>> No.61824684

im looking for a small chink laptop to install loonix on
any recommendations?

>> No.61824706

New thread here

>> No.61824738

Find an old ass Sony Vaio with a single core CPU for 50 bucks.

>> No.61824836

>due to international trade agreements
you mean "Chinese Communist Gov't pays the shipping"

>> No.61824929

You're right I'm sorry about that. I don't know what came over me.

>> No.61825044

Actually most chink shit is tested with animals, Chinese regulation demands it

just as fyi

>> No.61825238


>thinks chinese government is communist

The chinese government is a centralized capitalist conglomerate, there is nothing "communist" about it. A juridically backed assembly of capitalist businesses lead the government, in a similar way that the USA government is de facto controlled (that is, it is also governed by capitalist businesses but without legal bindings).

On a side note, communism would be an absence of State, bureaucracy, commodity relations, wages, and money in general, all of which you find in China. Just because you put up red flags doesn't mean you're a communist, in the same way that making wars in the name of democracy doesn't actually make you democratic.

Oh and lastly, the government doesn't pay the shipping, the workers do.

>> No.61825287

Welcome to the show

"You just got chinked!"

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