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Hey /g/ I found this safe on the street. How can I unlock it?

>> No.60884891

give it back [streotypical african-american name ]

>> No.60884896

Give it back, Jamal

>> No.60884902

Wedge, and mallet Tyrone.

>> No.60884933

use the key

>> No.60885889

Go read the manual or go watch defcon.

>> No.60885903

Blowtorch, DeSean.

>> No.60886176

Attack its weakest point.
Drop it on the hinge.

>> No.60886186

What if it has a hand grenade in it?

>> No.60886393

Is it you're friends safe that you accidentally locked?

>> No.60886416

d-do you think it does?

>> No.60886451

That's a fire safe. Looks like a tubular lock. A pen will probably do the trick.

Seriously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egtn7swD_Jg

>> No.60886454

Return the safe, Tyrese LaShawnD-shus Jackson

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>> No.60886514

Give it back LaDarian Quantravius Jackson

>> No.60886818

You can open it with a magnet, depends on the mechanism.

Google a bit, its quite a cool thing to know.

>> No.60886836

Looks like b8

>> No.60887668

Take it back to Staples.

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With dubs

>> No.60888699

Can't argue with those dubs.

>> No.60888982


>> No.60889327

There's probably a way to trigger the reset button if you bust open the keypad

>> No.60889367
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With the right key.

>> No.60889482

Buy a file to build suspense.

>> No.60890638

Thermite. Don't forget to record it.

>> No.60891710

Who the fuck would just have a 9 inch grinder lying around?

>> No.60891718

any real man

>> No.60891725
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What kind of fucking pussified cuck numale doesnt have tools around?

>> No.60891726

you know that there's just going to be another, smaller safe inside, right?

>> No.60891739

a) bring it to police
b) watch some theft movies: thermite, water filled ex[losion, etc

>> No.60891769

Keep it, Jamal.
[backtrace Jamal to call the cops]

Also, this post ( >>60886451
) is right

>> No.60891776

use a mechanical keyboard.
the keystroke can emulate low frequeny sounds which translates to the save as an encryption key. If you turn on the wheel whilst stroking down the vibes will open up the safe area.

When you feel as you are near to finish, stroke faster, and you'll release the lock.

>> No.60893808


based russia

>> No.60894202

get a decent sized n52 magnet
place it over the solenoid, move it around, jiggle the handle a bit, and wala

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