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Hey /g/ I found this safe on the street. How can I unlock it?

>> No.60884891

give it back [streotypical african-american name ]

>> No.60884896

>>60884886
Give it back, Jamal

>> No.60884902

>>60884886
Wedge, and mallet Tyrone.

>> No.60884933

>>60884886
use the key

>> No.60885889

>>60884886
Go read the manual or go watch defcon.

>> No.60885903

>>60884886
Blowtorch, DeSean.

>> No.60886176

Attack its weakest point.
Drop it on the hinge.

>> No.60886186

>>60884886
What if it has a hand grenade in it?

>> No.60886393

Is it you're friends safe that you accidentally locked?

>> No.60886416

>>60886186
d-do you think it does?

>> No.60886451

>>60884886
That's a fire safe. Looks like a tubular lock. A pen will probably do the trick.

Seriously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egtn7swD_Jg

>> No.60886454

>>60884886
Return the safe, Tyrese LaShawnD-shus Jackson

>> No.60886481
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>> No.60886514

Give it back LaDarian Quantravius Jackson

>> No.60886818

You can open it with a magnet, depends on the mechanism.

Google a bit, its quite a cool thing to know.

>> No.60886836

>>60884886
Looks like b8

>> No.60887668

>>60884886
Take it back to Staples.

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>>60884886
With dubs

>> No.60888699

>>60884933
Can't argue with those dubs.

>> No.60888982

>>60888699
heyo

>> No.60889327

>>60884886
There's probably a way to trigger the reset button if you bust open the keypad

>> No.60889367
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With the right key.

>> No.60889482

Buy a file to build suspense.

>> No.60890638

>>60885889
Thermite. Don't forget to record it.

>> No.60891710

>>60889367
Who the fuck would just have a 9 inch grinder lying around?

>> No.60891718

>>60891710
any real man

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>>60891710
What kind of fucking pussified cuck numale doesnt have tools around?

>> No.60891726

>>60884886
you know that there's just going to be another, smaller safe inside, right?

>> No.60891739

>>60884886
a) bring it to police
b) watch some theft movies: thermite, water filled ex[losion, etc

>> No.60891769

>>60884886
Keep it, Jamal.
[backtrace Jamal to call the cops]

Also, this post ( >>60886451
) is right

>> No.60891776

>>60884886
use a mechanical keyboard.
the keystroke can emulate low frequeny sounds which translates to the save as an encryption key. If you turn on the wheel whilst stroking down the vibes will open up the safe area.

When you feel as you are near to finish, stroke faster, and you'll release the lock.

>> No.60893808

>>60891726

based russia

>> No.60894202

>>60884886
get a decent sized n52 magnet
place it over the solenoid, move it around, jiggle the handle a bit, and wala

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