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>Ayo hol up! Today imma review this new phone
>The phone has great build quality
>It's got Snapdragon 821 so u know its fast
>It's snappy yo
>Battery is great even for POWER USER like myself im on snapchat 24/7
>Display is crisp
>Camera IS DOPE

>Buy this phone and dont forget to check out this DOPE dbrand skin!

>> No.58387612

Ok

>> No.58387613

Fuck this nigger

I can't wait until we finally lynch him

>> No.58387624

>>58387613
I think you might have some problems

>> No.58387627

>>58387607
he doesnt talk like that, he only says dope occasionally
when a black person acts white arnt you happy?

>> No.58387635
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58387635

certified nigger headphones

>> No.58387651

>>58387607
nice try /pol/ the guy speaks pretty well and almost never throw any ebnocis . i know he has a very mainstream opinion but he is a fine guy ; he explains stuff well and his videos are high quality

>> No.58387655

He has next to zero personality, that's the only negative thing. The only good thing about him is that he seems to get shit very early and has amazing footage, which is all people really want. If you want intricate details, pair one of his videos with Anandtech articles.

>> No.58387657

Where do you think he steals all his tech?

>> No.58387661

>>58387607
Hi what's up guys! It's your boy MKBHD here and I hate every single one of you. It's too bad you think you can get away with talking shit to me over the internet. Well, as much as you hate to hear it, I am probably more succesful than all of you on here. I have numerous partnerships with mobile phone companies as well as Tesla, the best automobile company on earth. I bet you are all still "personal computers" in 2017. I mean come on really. That ain't dope at all. Well anyways, I have to do another review soon, so keep shitposting /g/ for I am just going to make more money from my videos. Peace.

>> No.58387664

>>58387607

Linus shills more Dickbrand skins than this guy does. Who the fuck buys that shit? Its disgusting.

>> No.58387666

>>58387657
that nigga can mostly buy your mother and father for 3 nights

>> No.58387672

*smacks lips* DOPE YO *smacks lips* ayy yoo eylion musk muh tesla *smacks lips*

>> No.58387689

>>58387607
you are just a racist small dickwhite boi who can't stand a mighty BBC owner.

>> No.58387697

>>58387672
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHwC92t2yQ4
i didn't listen to any lips smacking

>> No.58387708

>>58387664
This. Also Linus has an annoying fucking voice and his videos are of worse quality. Also Technigger's videos don't start with a literal ad for a brand.

>> No.58387723

that nigga is still better than your average cringy /g/ cuck youtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRV6PXB6QLk

>> No.58387768

>>58387708

I'll still never understand why Linus needs to employ 8 chinks in a fucking warehouse to make YouTube videos. He's the only person who does such a thing. I know its a 'channel' but fuck.

>> No.58387779

>>58387624
Uuh, ableist much?

>> No.58387793

>>58387697
niglover confirm

>> No.58387805

>>58387793
and ?

>> No.58387810

Audibly kek'd
Thanks, OP

>> No.58387841

>>58387607
The sad thing is he is making money of showing off technology we want.

I can't understand this world, how the fuck did he get in this position.

>> No.58387866

>>58387841
He's the tech nigger.

>> No.58387870

>>58387841

Hows that sad?

>I can't understand this world, how the fuck did he get in this position.

Like every other YouTuber. Humble beginnings with a chepo camera, gradually getting better and better with an increasing subscriber base. Are you autistic?

>> No.58387885

>>58387870
>Are you autistic?

No you underage teenager, he offers no good content, how the fuck can you even say he produces good content? Ahh I forgot you are probably 20 years old, fucking faggot you should rather concentrate on your exams than shitpost here. Fuck off, reported and hidden

>> No.58387899

>>58387607
>nigger reviewing niggertech
I don't see any problem with it

>> No.58387911

>>58387841
By being the only nigger on YT making good production value videos and not talking in ebonics

>> No.58387912

>>58387885
First come, first served.

>> No.58387917

>>58387768
He has an actual company that sells things

>> No.58387936

>>58387885
Not that guy but i believe the reason technegro is successful is because he was the first to start the whole slickly produced, 5-10min review trend. So theres that

>> No.58387989

>>58387708
Because Linus is knowledgeable and informative and has multiple channels?

Linus is a shill but he's nowhere near the level of some tech illiterate mongoloid who unboxes phones and tells an audience of mouth breathers how dope it is bruh.

There are some quality tech channels out there with less than 10,000 subs because the vast majority of the technology market is in consumerism. People just want to see something shiny to buy rather than anything relating to actually learning about technology or working themselves.

>> No.58388006

Go back to /r/tech Marquez

>> No.58388114

I'd take technigger over that faggot Jonathan Morrison anyday. I fucking hate that fanboy faggot and his "tech" channel (doing dumb shit with the latest iProducts)

>> No.58388147
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>>58387635
>tfw you fell for that meme

>> No.58388161

> /g/ btfoed by the based rich technigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67plwXQk6Ek

>> No.58388170

>>58387885

>being so mad my imagined age jumps from 17 to 20 in 2 sentences
>literally unable to comprehend that others can enjoy something you do not
>thinking you need to be in love with someone to watch their YouTube videos

Weapons-grade autism.

>> No.58388183

>>58387779

>using the _noun_ + much meme

>> No.58388186
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58388186

everyone who promotes apple products is by definition a nigger.

>> No.58388236

>>58388183
I was expecting something different but I'll take it.

>> No.58388269

DOPE DOPE DOPE DOPE

>> No.58388337

>>58387624
Gas the jews no time to lose

>> No.58388378

>>58387989
>technology market is in consumerism
And you bought right into that by adopting the meme of calling consumer electronics "technology" to make people not realize they're being consumerist retards

>> No.58388518

>>58388186

>being this broke

ayyyy waddizup poorfags MKBHD here

>> No.58388545
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58388545

>not posting REAL technigger

>> No.58388573

>>58387911
>the only
check out coldfusion

>> No.58388600

>>58387793
>BLM idiot trying to bait people
fuck off

>> No.58388606

>heyWHATISUP GUYS

>> No.58388636

I don't like how he keeps pushing USB-C so hard like it's obviously gonna be the next standard, his argument being that "products are getting too small and powerful for a full sized USB connector". So what's wrong with microUSB?

>> No.58388653

>>58387651
>ebnocis
uwat

>> No.58388704

>>58388573
yeah, and you could make a long list of others as well, these people are just mad because their perceived racist image of black people isn't coming to fruition, and is being disproven over and over again

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>>58387885

>> No.58388743

>>58388545
Flossy Carter actually makes pretty good videos, I was pleasantly surprised.

>> No.58388744

>>58387607
>black guy who has a less ghetto accent than obama
>ayo hol up!
I'd understand if you had put a picture of flossy, but this guy actually talks like a normal person

>> No.58388762
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58388762

> Oakland Unified School District had so many 6th, 7th, 8th year senior niggers who couldn't pass basic English, that they decided to make "ebonics" an official "language" just so they could graduate the illiterate Niggers.

On December 18, 1996, the Oakland Unified School District school board of Oakland, California, United States, passed a controversial resolution recognizing the legitimacy of Ebonics — what mainstream linguists more commonly term African American Vernacular English (AAVE) — as an African language. The resolution set off a firestorm of media criticism and ignited a national debate.

>> No.58388765

>>58388147
>TFW you fell for that meme but actually enjoy it

Feels AMD man!

>> No.58388774

>>58387607
I would understand if you had a picture of Obama or something, but this guy behaves like a civilized person.

>> No.58388785
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>>58388762
>On December 18, 1996, the Oakland Unified School District school board of Oakland, California, United States, passed a controversial resolution recognizing the legitimacy of Ebonics — what mainstream linguists more commonly term African American Vernacular English (AAVE) — as an African language. The resolution set off a firestorm of media criticism and ignited a national debate.


Talking bout readin n writin n shiet. fuck that white people noise.

>> No.58388790

>>58387607
>No muh daily driver
Dropped

>> No.58388792

>>58388762

> Niggers can't read or write. Graduates anyways.

This explains so much senpai.

>> No.58388802

>>58388762
>On December 18, 1996, the Oakland Unified School District school board of Oakland, California, United States, passed a controversial resolution recognizing the legitimacy of Ebonics — what mainstream linguists more commonly term African American Vernacular English (AAVE) — as an African language. The resolution set off a firestorm of media criticism and ignited a national debate.

This has to be some sort of Joke, no?

>> No.58388807

Fuck off /pol/

>> No.58388817

>>58388762

Oakland School be right tho. Ebonics be da real bidness language of tha futar mang.

>> No.58388834

>>58388762
>>58388785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFN7CdrFlg

>> No.58388847

>>58388762
>On December 18, 1996, the Oakland Unified School District school board of Oakland, California, United States, passed a controversial resolution recognizing the legitimacy of Ebonics — what mainstream linguists more commonly term African American Vernacular English (AAVE) — as an African language. The resolution set off a firestorm of media criticism and ignited a national debate.

If I was the KKK, this is what I'd do to keep those niggers in their place. Make sure they cant ever read or write in simple English AND gives the niggers an excuse to never learn real english...

"Stay ignorant you fucking Niggers."

>> No.58388866

>*laughs while speaking* hey whatsupguys m key hd here

>> No.58388870

>>58387607
dbrand: It's not a product. It's a culture.

>> No.58388871

>>58387613
He's not even black anon.
Google MKBHD without makeup

>> No.58388873

>>58388573
Best tech channel ever.

>> No.58388875

>hey guys i have this new phone called the google poodle 2
>well all i can say is this is one of those phones you have to use to see why it's so good

>> No.58388885

>>58388847
>If I was the KKK, this is what I'd do to keep those niggers in their place. Make sure they cant ever read or write in simple English AND gives the niggers an excuse to never learn real english...

The funny thing is, Ebonics was recognized amid a poltical firestorm in Oakland that "English" is inherently "racist" and that learning english = being enslaved.

The black parent's solution? Recognize Ebonics.

Make sure all the little nigger kids can't read or spell when they graduate High School, so they can't even get remedial jobs.

Top fucking kek

>> No.58388899

>>58388885
>The funny thing is, Ebonics was recognized amid a poltical firestorm in Oakland that "English" is inherently "racist" and that learning english = being enslaved.
>The black parent's solution? Recognize Ebonics.
>Make sure all the little nigger kids can't read or spell when they graduate High School, so they can't even get remedial jobs.

I've always said... nobody keeps the blacks down and hold blacks back more than Liberals.

>> No.58388913

What does /g thinks of this black reviewer ?

Looks like he's starting on YouTube but he talks really well and doesn't go full nigga

https://youtu.be/jPtlVlck8zo

>> No.58388923

>>58388885
>The funny thing is, Ebonics was recognized amid a poltical firestorm in Oakland that "English" is inherently "racist" and that learning english = being enslaved.

I remember this. "English class is racist towards blacks!" so we'll make sure all the black kids stay illiterate! lol

They tried to do this to Math also, but there's no equivalent of Ebonics for Nigger math...

>> No.58388927

>>58388913
The only black reviewer that counts is flossy.
>talks about real world value
>never puts his face in the video because that's just pointless attention
>doesn't just read off a spec sheet
so what if he talks the way he does

>> No.58388942

when did /g/ suddenly become /pol/?

>> No.58388945

>>58387607
This guy is literally the least black-talking black guy in the universe. Besides, his reviews are very well put together with minimum shilling.

>> No.58388955

>>58388927
>so what if he talks the way he does

Agreed. Plus ebonics appeals to his target audience.

Aint nothin wrong wit dat!

>> No.58388964

>>58388945
>his reviews are very well put together
LMAOOOOOOOO
Oh yeah, telling people they have to buy the phone to even know if it's good is definitely a very well put together point.
That fucking google shill~

>> No.58389004

>>58388871
H-he's a she and also Indian

>> No.58389252

>>58388762

Why on earth would black people do this to themselves? And then they go on to blame whites when they can't get jobs for being unable to speak proper english? wtf?

>> No.58389272

>>58389252
>Why on earth would black people do this to themselves?
Because they can also do this
>blame whites when they can't get jobs for being unable to speak proper english
They can also blame whites when you get shit retirement

>> No.58389365

>>58388942
/g/ is part of the central powers

>> No.58389882

>>58388545
Flossy is based

>> No.58389918

>>58387607
i'm ok with this nigger even though all tech review channels are shit including his. But he's ok for a nigger

>> No.58389925

Only seen two videos. His Google Assistant (or whatever it's called now) vs. Siri comparison on the iPhone 7 and the Pixel and also the interview with Craig F of Apple. Both were very good. I was particularly impressed with the level of detail in the assistant comparisons video.

The only tech youtuber I really watch is that Australian dude Zy who reviews mice and keyboards. But I gave this Marques guy a twitter follow.

What's there to hate?

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>mfw he shit all over my BlackBerry PRIV even though it was just as good as other mid range phones out at the time

>> No.58389954

>>58388147
>AT is a meme

Wow, people on /g/ really are fucking retarded.

>> No.58390006

>>58387885
To be fair your response only furthers his accusation of you being autistic

>> No.58390226

>>58388653
Ebonics you tard

>> No.58390339

>>58387607
the color of his hands and skin makes me sick t b h f a m

>> No.58391109

>>58387768
t. jealous unemployed guy

>> No.58391137

>>58387661
Lmao I actually read that in his voice

>> No.58391147

>>58389954
Eat shit

>> No.58391152

>>58387708
Linus in General is just fucking annoying. I don't mind MKBHD because he seems like someone I could potentially chill with, Linus I just want to throw a rock at.

>> No.58391437

>>58388545
>SD SLUT
>PPI PATROL
>FLOSS FACTOR
>SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE GOOGLE GANGSTAS

his vids are surprisingly comfy

>> No.58391548

Kek

>> No.58391576

>>58388545
His videos are more informational than mkbhd's desu

>> No.58391605

>>58387841
>I can't understand this world, how the fuck did he get in this position.

A good salesman will always prosper in a capitalistic society. No real skills needed other than influencing dummies with deep pockets.

>> No.58391607

>>58389954
>AT not being a meme
people on /g/ really are retarded

>> No.58391634

>listening to a nigger's opinions
i thought /g/ wasn't retarded.

>> No.58391638

>>58387607
CRISPY

>> No.58391730

>>58387607
WE WUZ TECHNOMOLOGY N' SHIET

>> No.58391757

Please stop being racist

>> No.58391838

>>58387841
He's black on the outside and white on the inside.

That's how you win in the 21st century.

>> No.58391887

>>58391576
True, but mostly just because mkbhd spends ages talking about shit anyone can look up in seconds because of course his videos are more like paid promotions.
His Pixel review was nothing but shilling. Seriously, what kind of fucking shit is "you have to use this phone to understand how good it is". If it was so fucking good, and if you were a competent reviewer, you would be able to tell us exactly what makes it so amazing.

He's easily the worst shill on youtube, even that indian chick from android authority or whatever is less of a shill retard than mk is. Only difference is, people give her shit for it because she's a female and mk gets a free pass because "mommy look at the ape he speaks like us!"

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58392054

>tfw no sexvoice tech review bf

>> No.58392078

>>58392054
so many of those they're so easy to find
you must be ugly 2bh
also
>has to carry around a windows phone everywhere because he just won't let go

>> No.58392437

>hey guys, MKBHDope here
>dope tech sleek fast stock android feel
>fast style sexy phone right below that like button
>dope camera cheerios snappy nexus
>peace

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58393603

>yfw he's teaching pajeets English

>> No.58393761

Eyywatisupguysitsmkbhdbackagainfoannudashoa

>> No.58393937
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58393937

>not posting metrosexual shill

>> No.58394041

HEY GUYS ITS AUSTIN HERE

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Tech nigger is pretty white desu

There's a video discussing how this type of black man doesn't attract black women
The guy critiques how black women always gravitate towards gangster type of guys, instead of well adjusted pansy guys like Tech nig

Can't provide source as i am on mobile

>> No.58394661

>>58387607
>hayoguis mkbischicd here
>dope
>dis review is about dis dope phone
>android version is dope
>screen is dope
>camera is dope, but not as dope as this other dope camera
>pls susrcible
>pis

>> No.58394717

>>58393937
>you are so slim back then
TRIGGERED

>> No.58395942

>>58394294
He's the good kind of nig.

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>>58388147
It's okay, sell them to a pawn shop and just let it all out
I'm sorry you had to go through such trauma like me
>>58388765
>>58389954
Denial is always the first reaction

>> No.58396061

>>58387607
It's funny because he probably speaks better than you.

>> No.58396074

>>58387697
spotted the race traitor

>> No.58396092

>>58387885
spotted the autist

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