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post em

>> No.56762942
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>> No.56762969

WTF, How does that happen? And who thinks the box contents will still be fine after that?

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>> No.56763035
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>> No.56763050

Your package is not hand delivered from where you ordered it from to your front door.
Automation will fuck things up sometimes.

>> No.56763062
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Got some OC for you.. Don't smoke indoors, or near your computer.

>> No.56763080

shit like this is why i always choose PICK UP INSTORE whenever available

>> No.56763084
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>stapler labeled "Victor Arias"
>computer tower disgusting from smoking near it

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Whoops, I probably should have cropped that

>> No.56763170

Plus, the trip there is always so exciting. I went the next town over on the second to last train for the night to pick up a new phone; made it back on the last train and played with the phone for a while. Comfy as heck.

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it's too late. you can't delete things from the internet

>> No.56763599

i was part of a team changing out the computers for an agency of the federal government, i couldn't take pictures for security reasons but those were some of the most filthy, disgusting keyboards and mice i've ever seen. boogers and snot, and probably jizz and i don't know what all, federal workers are lowlifes, maybe not all but these for sure

>> No.56763611

>and probably jizz
were they monitoring CP to "catch" pedos?

>> No.56763612

it's ok vic, or vics it guy

>> No.56763795

My guess is someone ran it over/fucked it up with a forklift or it was hanging over the edge of a pallet and someone lowered another ballet onto it .

Use to work retail and I saw SOOO much shit.
People would literally stack CASES of paint on top of light bulbs. Id bull out packages of lights bulbs that were actually flat.
I've seem people rip half of a case of juice in half with a forklift and leave it in the pallet to rot.

>> No.56763873

How retarded are you for posting that pic? They're clearly two different cards in both of the pictures. Just look at the head sink mounting holes

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>> No.56764230

Hahaha holy shit

On topic: a while back, I was replacing my motherboard. I was deinstalling my HSF and processor, but they were stuck together. Instead of gently twisting back and forth, I was pulling directly up on the HSF, and I ripped the processor right out of the socket without opening the zif lever.

I thought I fucked it permanently, but all the pins were still aligned. I put it in the new mobo and it was fine.

>> No.56764299

It's the same card look at the VRAM and the hole he drilled it lined up

>> No.56764396

I use to work for UPS as a package handler. It's a miracle anything makes it anywhere undamaged.

>> No.56764414

>Plus, the trip there is always so exciting. I went the next town over on the second to last train for the night to pick up a new phone

You don't get out much, do you?

>> No.56764442

Lucky fuck.

>> No.56764560

I dunno man, he did say CLEARLY

>> No.56765240
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you weren't suppose to do that? What is the sticker for? HOW BAD DID I FUCK UP?

>> No.56765276

someone else from malaysia i see

>> No.56765381

He drilled through the white line.

You don't drill through the white line.

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>> No.56765417

what the fuck why??

>> No.56765440

How does this even happen?

>> No.56765444

Holy shit, how the hell do you manage to fuck up a CPU this badly?

>> No.56765466

It's far worse than what those pics make it out to be. He failed on every step.

Funny how people tell him it might have been repaired after telling him it's fucked resulting in him smashing it.

>> No.56765638

Bees and ants like electromagnetic fields. Its actually really common to open up a case server/communications (or even residential shit) and find it full of bees or ants.

>> No.56765653

I've never come across bees in an electronic device. Thank god too because I'm terrified to death of bees.

>> No.56765684

Bees are ok, aslong as you leave their computer alone..

>> No.56765687

>Bees and ants like electromagnetic fields
Is that because electromagnetism is what they use to synchronize their souls for hivemind communication? I read about this once in a neopagan magazine, how living things are interconnected through invisible energies that make the planet into a giant brain of sorts. Kinda how dejavus are caused by earlier visions of the future through this invisible force that flows through all of us.

>> No.56765706

bees are sweethearts who should be respected. it's wasps who should be feared and killed

>> No.56765717

Greg will be here in 10 minutes with the instant pizzas Billy.

>> No.56765739

You're supposed to put the sticker, anywhere else. Literally anywhere other than on top of the processor.
If you have say, an Athlon 5350, you didn't fuck up much, those basically don't get hot.
If you used something like an FX8350

>> No.56765751

I dont know what the fuck you just read, but I assume em fields get them high.

>> No.56765765

>Literally anywhere other than on top of the processor.
c-can I put it under the processor?

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>> No.56765804

o-only if I can put my penis underneath your ass

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>> No.56765846

Did pretty much the same at work, but with a Xeon (gen 1 if i recall)

>> No.56765850

dont worry victor, everything is fire

>> No.56765860

oh, anonkun! How lewd! :3 come on over!

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>> No.56765873

>Cloud computing

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>> No.56765901

Wait wtf is going on in that pic. For some reason I can't make it out

>> No.56765904

What am I looking at here?
Is it a CPU under the socket?

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I saw this on another board replied to this

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inb4: samefag shitstorm

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cable management is for the weak

>> No.56766121

I see half of a socket.. wtf is all of that?

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>> No.56766129

What's the failure mode on one of those?
Like how does that even happen?

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the socket broken in half

cpu UNDER the socket

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>> No.56766163

wow someone wanted revenge on their company for getting fucked it seems. That right there is poor sport behavior

>> No.56766177

i once worked at dpd in germany. me and the other workers would make a game out of who could break the most packages without getting noticed. one time the boss was notified and he just said he doesn't really care, insurance would cover it anyway.

>> No.56766185


>Born: Steven Paul Jobs

He was adpoted. His real surname is Jandali from his Syrian dad. Wikipedia still shit I see.

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>> No.56766200

no shit. Why? whats the goop? why was it all mounted to the mobo with 3 foot bolts?

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>> No.56766220

liquid nitrogen cooler

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>> No.56766237

You didn't know?

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Liquid nitrogen cooler.
Do you even cool?

>> No.56766250

That thread was glorious

>> No.56766253

>tech gore

that's not tech gore, that's a guy getting his money's worth. dedicated gpus are shit.

>> No.56766254

I remember that thread

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haha, muh hash rate

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>dedicated gpus are shit.

>> No.56766339


cringe & fail =/= gore

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Then you start dumping if you don't like what I'm dumping.

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shoulda stuck with those BL labs ASICS family
Oh, wait it's 2016 and they still haven't shipped

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>dedicated gpus are shit

>> No.56766372

Shit gets broken all the time. I used to work for Fedex.
It's a total gamble whether or not you package will make it through the system unharmed. Every day I would see packages that were totally flattened or otherwise destroyed. It's a combination of unavoidable shit (heavy packages falling on lighter ones in transit) or just employees not giving a fuck and tossing boxes around.

>> No.56766382

>nvidia meme
>gsync meme
>blood pressure monitor?
>weed pipe

jesus christ, teem green

>> No.56766407

How can something so pretty be such absolute dogshit

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on neo-/g/ everyone games on a tablet

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>> No.56766434

pretty simple
fashion accessory on the outside
cheap gook internals on the inside

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but are they wood screws?

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>> No.56766466

>but are they wood screws?
they are indeed wood screws, are you blind?

>> No.56766469

No, no.
The dual CPU quad core G5 was absolutely top of the line in every way, no expenses spared.
And yet the PPC Macs were slow compared to x86 alternatives in what Macs were supposed to be good at.
And the liquid cooling was shit. The entire product is so big, powerhungry, overenigneered, and it's just shit in the end.

>> No.56766472

it's supposed to go on your case, if you want to
on top of the cpu is the worst place, it will act as a thermal insulator (preventing heat from going from the cpu to the heatsink)

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memepad liek fire
memepad liek water
he's lucky
it will work if they're wood, I learned that on a vietnamese pottery forum

>> No.56766489

>tour UPS for a job
>and this is where it comes in
>200 lb bro throwing shit from truck onto conveyor belt
>think of every piece of electronic equipment i've ever ordered being treated like this

>> No.56766490

>tfw you will never hack a skyscraper display to play shemale gangbang videos

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I hope you are not serious.

>> No.56766501

Someone ripped out half of the ZIF socket mechanism and then shoved a CPU in there.

What was this, specifically?

>> No.56766512

bees leave me alone even when i walk around/through them in fields. i've never been bothered by a bee.

>> No.56766519
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>> No.56766529

bit coin (or similar) mining farm

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wasps on the other hand are a different story

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>> No.56766555

are those that profitable? to justify all that hardware cost?

>> No.56766563

But how

>> No.56766569


mmmmm, i can smell that from here.

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the question is not how but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.56766622

Does anyone on /g/?

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>> No.56766634

oh nice, makes sense now.
No, I just stopped being a turbo jew and started upgrading my ancient shit.

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How the hell does a keyboard get moldy, especially THAT moldy?

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>> No.56766662


This has happened to me multiple times, no damage to CPUs/mobos ever.

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get that softcore shit out of here

>> No.56766723

Classy shit right there. That computer really ties the room together.

>> No.56766725

Its a known fact that high end gaymen rigs need electrolytes.

>> No.56766735
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The card runs at 1x, but works fine.
I have done this to several cards to get them to fit into smaller PCIe slots.

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>I have done this to several cards to get them to fit into smaller PCIe slots.

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I prefer redbull or other energy drinks in my loops for speed increase

>> No.56766772

r8 my switch pls

>> No.56766789

>howtobasic humor


>> No.56766796

Nice quints :D
/r/headphones brought me here! :P

>> No.56766797

i know a guy who invest 100grand+ for a shitload of 7970, he bought it at 2012 and he told me that cost wise, it mined enough to be profitable for a year, and the next year his power bill exceed what he got from mining

>> No.56766799

WTF is your problem?

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Would find more, but to lazy...

>> No.56766818

not enough dick in my ass

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No that is slav shit right there. I bet he has a rug on the wall too.

>> No.56766848

>replying to yourself, acting like you're me

>> No.56766857

>modular psu
>wire organization is this bad
This has to be on purpose.

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>> No.56766875

This right here is why I never use industrial epoxy as thermal paste

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>> No.56766936

Its generally better to cut the pcie slot.

>> No.56766967

have you thought about...idk, knocking off that 8th inch of plastic on the back of the slot instead of neutering the video card?

>> No.56766970

So much for zero force, you forceful motherfucker. I remember making a ps/2 mouse plug look like this back in the day, though. Sometimes you have to be retarded to learn.

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Agreed, but sometimes next to impossible do to slot placement on the board or other factors.

>the joy when manufacturers are starting to make open slots.

>> No.56766985

holy shit that newegg layout nostalgia hit me like a ton of bricks

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>> No.56767002

Just rinse it off in the sink and hang it outside to dry, itll be fine.

>> No.56767018

Does it say "Stack Cock"?

>> No.56767023

Ive known about the cutting a pcie card to length for years. I just upgraded to a modern motherboard and got a good laugh when I saw that on the only pci 4x slot.

>> No.56767028

is there a good reason for doing this?

>> No.56767035

Cool, now put on the heatsink.

>> No.56767044
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watercooling might fix it

>> No.56767061


I'm pretty sure all IBM Deskstar HDDs from that era broke down sooner or later. They were actually called IBM "Deathstar" back in the day.

>> No.56767084

yes, that's the name of the picture in the post you replied to

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It was struck by lightning.

The top of a 2m antenna connected on the left of the device was shot into the air and travelled around 20m.

So I suspect that the lightning hit it from that Ethernet port (it was using PoE) and somehow travelled to the antenna to melt a part of it and shot the very top.

>> No.56767096

the real question is how the hell did someone solder all that shit?

>> No.56767140

>that bended motherboard

>> No.56767175

I wonder if I still can find the multimeter some retard attempted to use to measure voltage of plasma cutter.

>> No.56767242

with patience

>> No.56767286


>> No.56767320

erasing the (you) or disabling it doesn't prove shit

>> No.56767328

There is shit smeared on the platters. Cooling the pcb wont do shit.

>> No.56767347

>fcc sticker
Well it looks like it didnt accept harmful interference.

>> No.56767443

This is pure fucking evil.

>> No.56767546

That wire doesnt look isolated/ enamled

I doubt this works

>> No.56767674

looks enameld to me

>> No.56767855
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>doesn't prove shit

simply claiming it with NO evidence what so ever, doesn't prove shit

Good scientific method on this one.

>> No.56767863


what a clusterfuck.

>> No.56767945


>> No.56767980
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>> No.56767986
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>> No.56768037


>> No.56768064

I appreciate the amount of effort that went into this and the over all neat work, but it ultimately still looks retarded.

>> No.56768094

how is this tech gore?

>> No.56768099

Why 3 different pumps?

>> No.56768105

spilled gravy one too many times

>> No.56768154

cpu, gpu, motherboard vreg circuits

>> No.56768219

Is it possible for a computer to get this dirty without the user being a smoker?

>> No.56768234

yes, the machine could be deployed in a really shitty industrial setting for example

>> No.56768321

An an IT this just made me physically ill

>> No.56768330


>> No.56768376

Filthy casual here. What's so bad about that?

>> No.56768407

VRMs to over clock

>> No.56768414

W-what's your address?

>> No.56768431

Don't ignore me -_-

>> No.56768466

No way to find the fault without finding the point of error, which is probably hidden behind a wall somewhere..

>> No.56768482
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>> No.56768497

Please respond

>> No.56768745

Im too spooped now :(

>> No.56768894

I mean crap man, that's like one clean chunk

>> No.56768918

it also really doesnt look like the inside of an xbox 360.
Theres only one heatsink in those things. The only other thing that second one could be is the disc drive, but those are at a right angle and that is clearly at about 60 degrees.

>> No.56769029


>> No.56769149

The guy took off a ground panel and slashed them.

>> No.56769405
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at least it's a small clusterfuck.

>> No.56769424

>Smart Switch
He deserved it.

>> No.56769462


>terminate and put jacks in the ends
>connect with double ended RJ45 cord

It's expensive for each of those but it's a lot cheaper than reinstalling all of the cat5 or w/e that is

>> No.56769484

what the fuck is that

>> No.56769485

That looks like a managed switch to me. That lone RJ-45 port seems to be the dedicated control port, but the lack of a serial COM port is suspect.

>> No.56769490


A quality tester could tell you where the error was, that looks like it's in a hardpan ceiling so it's just a bitch for the low voltage technician to climb in there

>> No.56769502

Not going to lie, the thumbnail looked like some ancient city ruins in a desert to me.

>> No.56769546

Lets google some references see what happens.

>> No.56769584

I am ashamed to own an FX 8350 because this dumb ass.

>> No.56769585

Shouldn't your name be google, tripfag?

>> No.56769586


>> No.56769594

yeah but you're introducing alot of noise and network lag by doing such a passive fix and you're probably cutting the signal distance by 15% .

>> No.56769595

I got the feeling that judging from the thumbnail, you thought those were ruins right?; correct me if i'm wrong

>> No.56769612
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>that little tobasco bottle

>> No.56769619

Good thing they stopped putting the sticker on the processor and just made a slot in the blister pack for it.

>> No.56769632
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>> No.56769663

>AntecLanboy Air

>> No.56769666

dat pure white toh

>> No.56769694

of course its a fatty

>> No.56769699

This muhfugga right here.


>> No.56769705

a server probably

>> No.56769851
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kill me

>> No.56769876

factory watercooling + years of neglect by normies = one dead G5.

>> No.56769901

Even still, that's pretty shit for a high end machine, I've seen those shitty little Corsair H thingies with really high TDP overclocked chips and last for years.

>> No.56769935


>> No.56769939

Its not apple though. They probably went with the cheapest chink option. IIRC its a real widespread issue with G5s. That and hipsters gutting them, dremeling out the back and putting in PC parts for a hackintosh.

>> No.56769995

I'll never forget that.

I have the thread screencapped on my thinkpad somewhere.

>> No.56770042

reminds me of a SAW movie

>> No.56770104
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>not stacking cock in your pc

It's like you don't know how to computer

>> No.56770144

>tech level high

>don't install on a laptop

>> No.56770146

I remember seeing this years ago.
I could handle a computer full of bees but not wasps.

>> No.56770154

>REMEMBER ME EDDIE? When I killed your brother I Talked Just... LIKE... THIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!

>> No.56770231

Are those cocks? :o

>> No.56770260

>Ultra Durable

>> No.56770360

snails are hermafrodites, they both have both reproductive organs. so yes

>> No.56770363

why the fuck would you lie about something like that anyway, you sociopath

>> No.56770386

There is such a thing as a inline cat5 splice, hopefully the original installer left some slack in the runs.

The real bitch would be using a toner/amp to identify exactly which run goes where and make sure they get spliced together correctly.

>> No.56770400

how do you know what cable goes with what?

>> No.56770411


Well it would be a shit prototype. The length of wires would need to be closely controlled so it would be impedance matched, see impedance matching if you want to know more. Otherwise the signal from the CPU to the bridge, ram, etc would be fucked and out of sync.

>> No.56770492

See my previous post >>56770386

You clip a device on one end that makes a distinct signal, and then you have a wand with a speaker that can pick up the signal.
Touch the wand to the cable to find out which cable you attached the toner to.

It's enough work for 2 or 3 cables, it would probably take at least 30-40 min depending on the setup for that mess, just to label the cables.

>> No.56770531
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oh shit! checked

>> No.56770605

I did this with an AMD CPU building my first computer...

>> No.56770627

this shit actually looks pretty good

>> No.56771230

>as long as you leave their computer alone..
Yep, theirs now.

>> No.56771255

A surge judging by the wires, probably lightning.

>> No.56771282

>They opened it instead of rejecting it
Literally why.

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>> No.56771517

Thats not gore. Thats water-cooling done before watercooling became a comerical thing for PC's. This is water cooling before the norm,ies were given AIO's. Before radiators were made to fit standard fan sizes. Before pumps could be plugged into fan headers.

This is history.

>> No.56771583

I should really take some pictures of some of the shit i see at work, most of this thread is small time gore.

>> No.56771636

Ohhh, so THAT'S how the Moonlight Greatsword was made...

>> No.56771657

wew lad

>> No.56771939


>> No.56772110
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Logistician here. This is what you assholes get for paying us peanuts.

>> No.56772144

And people come here for advice. Hahahaha

>> No.56772203

get a different job then if the pay is so low, faggot.

that's what i thought.

>> No.56772254

That's from Finland, I can tell it from the pixels

>> No.56772314

I'm in a comfortable enough position myself being a junior manager in a big modern warehouse, but we generally can't pay a living wage to those who do the more simple tasks. We're trained to distinguish logistical hurdles from human ones. This clearly isn't a logistical one, people simply don't think delivery should cost that much, or anything at all. I blame UPS.

If you want your packages to arrive on time and unharmed, get used to paying $20+ per package. If that's too much, move them yourself.

>> No.56772544


Probably Vic's IT guy, Optiplexes aren't marketed towards consumers; you can buy them but you have to go through Dell's small business channel.

>> No.56772557

And nothing of value was lost

>> No.56772579

Is that Joker?

>> No.56772620

Bees are sweet little things and as long as you aren't a fat cunt to they they won't hurt you. I've even picked them up on occasion and they've never stung me unless I fucked with them.

>> No.56772653

What a moron, he could have just put it back together and tried to cover the hole with something and he might have been able to pull off an RMA.

>> No.56772670

That's actually really cool.

>> No.56772702

The shipping industry is one of the few where most companies don't take responsibility for their fuckups.

They're so far behind in comparison to every other industry in the world.

>> No.56772713
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>Your move Mr jew man

>> No.56772745

So satisfying.

>> No.56772797


>> No.56772836

Ho Victor

>> No.56772972
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Prb a union worker taking revenge on a company that let non-meber lay down the cables.

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>> No.56773093

Does anyone know the specs of this beast?

>> No.56773096

i like how the base megadrive on its own still has a built in headphone jack

>> No.56773169

I had an HPE server show up pretty much like that. Spoke to the delivery guy, he just shrugged and said I should log a complaint if I didn't like it, dropped it at my feet and walked off.

>> No.56773204

Didn't he have to accept a signature from you?

>> No.56773246


They never do. We get ~10 servers a month and he fucking leaves them on the footpath if we aren't there.

>> No.56773254

I bet you get third-degree burns from touching that thing. It must break 200 degrees C with that shit.

>> No.56773490

was probably from a mine.

>> No.56773588

You should file a complaint to the delivery company. They are legally required to have you sign, otherwise how can they comfirm you received the package?

>> No.56773709


What like use a different mail company? All the ones you can choose from are the same and even if you go to the store to pick it up the same mail companies would have been involved in getting it to the store.

>> No.56773721


What went on in that thread?

>> No.56773728

I feel good for him.

>> No.56773744
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As a buyfag these stories terrify me especially considering how much of a fucking pain it is to resolve issues with damaged goods.

>tfw have Start Bless You Sakura ordered and if that gets damaged during shipping I will go crazy

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AHAHAH It's from Jimm's PC Store, can't believe this is actually from Finland. I have never received anything close to that.

>> No.56773770

You need to be 18+ to post here.

>hes too poor to afford delivery

>> No.56773794


>> No.56773803

I remember that thread.
'Murican unions are fucked up.

>> No.56773852

>They are legally required to have you sign


There are hundreds of Youtubes like this one.

>> No.56773910


but it's a working and quality clusterfuk

>> No.56773917


>> No.56773930

See about 5 different couriers come and go at my work.
They all sort through their parcels by literally grabbing them and tossing them to the front till they find what they need.
Most of them are on contract, fixed rate per hour plus commission per parcel, no sick days, no annual, if they have a day off they have to PAY for a replacement runner (So they lose day + day and a half to cover runner, which is 2.5 days~ pay loss per day off).

As a customer receiving goods from truck or van, I NEVER sign off a parcel with damage, but I can understand their problem to a degree. It's like America and tipping. Disgusting.

>> No.56773936

Those memories.

>> No.56773943

Who let this faggot in?

>> No.56773947

>gaymen video card
>it's a server dude

more like a workstation you fatass

>> No.56773965

Just to add, it's not uncommon for a package to include about $5k worth of Tungsten globes or 200k worth of lighting consoles if it's a truck delivery. The local truck couriers are savage as fuck.
>Nah just put it on there
>Pallet and package teeters on two uneven OTHER CUSTOMER deliveries just to make it fit

I know as soon as they go from driveway to curb that the bump will knock everything over.

>> No.56773984

comfy pc, i want one

>> No.56774002

hahahahaha that's so FUCK YOU. get out.

>> No.56774003

>Factory watercooling
It's a closed loop.
I think there was either a recall on this piece of shit brand over that or it was incredibly common.
>"Anticorrosive coolant"

But really, any watercooling IS going to fail at some point. Galvanic will just speed it up.
All these faggots on /g/ running extortionately priced AIOs crack me up.

>> No.56774005

you know the rules, stream it

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I just clicked your post to open quick reply and forgot to erase the post I clicked to open quick reply

>> No.56774034
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Not the guy you asked, but here it is.


>> No.56774052

>that bent grammar

>> No.56774070

The only recall i can find is a power related one.

>> No.56774071
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WTF? My name is Victor Arias!

>> No.56774094

sim por favor

>> No.56774191


>> No.56774209

Fick dich, und fick deine Kollegen

>> No.56774214

This picture makes me want to drain my loop and refill it already, but I only put it together in July.

>> No.56774241

I once ordered a Commodore 64, with floppy drive and PSU, shitloads of other stuff. It was all nicely packed, foam and stuff, but the box had been squeezed so hard the PSU and floppy had totally destroyed the breadbox case and board. It was an insured package, but I got only a 10€ refund because they just said because I bought it from another person and not a shop, they can't fixate the price and because they aren't sold anywhere anymore, we can't tell how much it is actually worth.

>> No.56774255

Looks like a slightly less retarded Johnny Ive

>> No.56774256

Apparently that guy had a wife & child who died in a car crash. He comes here, he's the one they call 'Sysanon'

>> No.56774259

>buying trash via post
garbage belong in the dump, good it was destroyed, autistic luddites

>> No.56774260

am i being rused

>> No.56774275

PCs at my work are like that
running 24/7 for like 6 years
they have not been cleaned ever

you can't clean em inside cuz dust is a HUGE F.O.D issue in Aerospace

>> No.56774277

>Apparently that guy had a wife & child who died in a car crash. He comes here to whoring for attention and expect people to feel bad for him.

fixed for you

>> No.56774308

Nope, legit.

>> No.56774456


He's called sysadmin actually.

>> No.56774525

Better clean it up with some rubbing alcohol

That way the PC will have been smoking AND drinking!

>> No.56774529

Eh, close enough for off the top of my head.

>> No.56774541

sysadmin of gensokyo (pbuh)

>> No.56774545

Vic is a guy who works here but hasn't been in the office for half a year but some of his shit is still on the table. The PC came from a client we install shit for. They call us up "hurr durr it isnt working" and send us that putrid box

Somehow the fucking thing powers on but I still get to clean it up

>> No.56774557

>a guy who works here but hasn't been in the office for half a year
Damn how do I get a job with that kinda security?

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Oh and here are proofs

>> No.56774615

Fucking disgusting

>> No.56774788


>> No.56774796

another newfriend

>> No.56774993

>implying tim cook is the hardware designer
you know apple has more employees than just the CEO, right?

>> No.56775013

No way? Wasn't it only Jobs and hes cuck slut Tim after Woz left?
After Jobs died the slut took over as CEO?

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>> No.56775256

>waaah mooom people online are doing stuff that I don't like

>> No.56775465

more like people are being idiots

>> No.56775490

>moom people are still doing things that I don't like
>calling others stupid while complaining about what people do in their free time

>> No.56775500

>even the SMT components are fucked up

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>implying tim cook is the hardware designer
Probably because this retard, like most macfags, thinks Steve Jobs was one.

>> No.56775603

Time to go back to Somalia, Mahmood.

>> No.56775631

Wasting your time on garbage? Yeah, whatever, have fun.

>> No.56775635

>tfw you throw a package and you hear glass shatter

instant 15 points lmao

>> No.56775695

>mooom they are still doing things I don't like

Wasting your time on ranting about how people do stuff you don't like? Yeah, whatever, have fun.

>> No.56775996

Now that sucks.
>they can't fixate the price and because they aren't sold anywhere anymore, we can't tell how much it is actually worth.
That might be a good valid excuse if you would bought something very obscure like a "Brother FB100 portable floppy drive" or a "Philips PM6611 universal counter" but right now many C64s are for sale on eBay, they should have given you a refund high enough to be able to buy a replacement in a condition similar as before shipping.
I wonder what they would have said on some 5-8 year old thinkpad or a Wii.
Never the less, you seriously got ripped off and should have complained about it.

>> No.56776049

Underrated post.

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