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Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel https://discordapp.com/invite/013cBVIg9iQEILoeV

>Chink Shit Wiki:

>Chink Shit Randomiser:


• Anon buys insane amount of chinkshit >>55396363
• Pissphone is at it again >>55396505
• Anon buys animu chink shit >>55397242
• Anon buys chink silk >>55398442
• Rape alarm now on sale, get yours today >>55400462
• Self defense ring shows up >>55400666
• Anon gets his RN3P >>55401678
• More mangosteen juice cans >>55402150
• Anon shows off his autism audio setup >>55402348

Previous thread >>55395759

>> No.55404400
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Fucking curries: http://gadgets.ndtv.com/mobiles/news/xiaomi-mi-max-india-launch-police-called-in-to-calm-angry-mi-fans-855978

>> No.55404424
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Who else wearing chink socks here?

>> No.55404432

Are you a grill?

>> No.55404434

Put this in the old thread, didn't get any help.

Anyone know a good chinkshit fightstick? For the most part I just found some 30-40 dollar sets all of dubious quality or namebrand sets which cost the same in western retail,

I am a poorfag so I'd rather not waste money to get chinked.

>> No.55404435
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Had a Meizu M2 for six months now. Great value for the money. Solid specs, smooth operation, surprisingly good display and more than solid build quality.

>> No.55404437

Some stats about www.chinkshit.com/random
Items in list: +300
ChinkShit randomized: +16K

I get alot of non chinkshit links from add page. Also somebody keeps posting the death trap water heater, i wont let that shit be added. They are easily removed.


I will try to get +500 links listed before end of today.

>> No.55404464


what's a fightstick?

one of those electric batons?

>> No.55404475

No, I'm a guy. You can clearly see from the picture that those aren't trap socks

>> No.55404479
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It's a vidyagame controller meant to be like a fighting game arcade cabinet, asked around /v/, got sent here.

Pic related

>> No.55404481

If it's anything like the way they act in movie theaters I'd stay the fuck away.

>> No.55404513
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>> No.55404518

Any good pranking items on chink sites?

Fart bombs etc

>> No.55404544


>> No.55404558

Aushitter here, just got my Redmi Note 3 Pro.
Flashed the global rom and set it up, connected to Telstra 4g immediately.

I'm guessing the matte finish is a factory screen protector I'm expected to remove/replace right?
It seems to make the screen a lot less clear than I'd expect.

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Fake turds

>> No.55404576


Yes, take that shit off

>> No.55404577

Got my first shark card in my phone, got 2 more coming in the mail. One for a $3 mp3 player that's also coming, another to replace the micro sd I robbed out of my GBA flashcart to put in my raspberry pi. Should I just buy like 10 of the fucking things like I did with HDMI cables?

>> No.55404585

I'll probably wait to get another protector, I'm a huge sperg when it comes to screens and just don't feel comfortable using them if they're nude.

>> No.55404587

Which flash cart?

>> No.55404588

post LTE/4G speeds and which bands your carrier uses pls?

>> No.55404595


>> No.55404597


Would a China stick help me beat Jiyuna?

>> No.55404601

EZ-Flash IV, the newer version that accepts micro sd cards obviously. I got it off Taobao using an agent.

>> No.55404618


I never used one with my rn3p and have no scratch so far(3 months)

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Now that's some chink shit

>> No.55404643
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I already know for a fact that it can't use 1 of the 3 4G bands Telstra uses
which isn't a big deal

Here's the speeds I'm getting from my house.

>> No.55404645

Maybe, all I know is that mine died but it was free from a friend and I can;t afford to put down the money to buy the same model.

>> No.55404660

What is it with poorfags and fighting games?

>> No.55404670


They be tryna fight povery senpai

>> No.55404671

>inb4 because they're black

>> No.55404692


the struggle senpai

>> No.55404702

>90% shit is from gearbest
I bet you are getting insane amount of good boy points for that unbelievably smart shilling system.

>> No.55404716

shark shaped shark reader http://www.dx.com/p/fish-shape-usb-2-0-tf-card-reader-w-usb-flash-drive-function-blue-413327

>> No.55404720

kek, well that would explain it

>> No.55404733

do you think the chinkshit com/random pages go through his referral codes? is he making mad buck off of this?

>> No.55404748
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>> No.55404753

You can see the url if there is no /vip0000 its not referral.

>> No.55404765

There are no ref codes unless people have submitted links that have them, will try to clean the urls but its labor intensive job.

>> No.55404768

>implying there aren't hidden iframes on the page that silently refer you

>> No.55404770
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Anyone have any experience with those super cheap 1080p projectors?

>> No.55404774

you can check the iframe urls yourself

>> No.55404780

no but they are shit

>> No.55404784

they are shit

>> No.55404787

The 90's called, it wants is web design back

That water heater is fucking horrifying.

>> No.55404789

Do those Korean monitor brands make any 144Hz TN monitors from B panels?

Kinda want a 144Hz display but the cheapest I can find them in AUS is $449...

>> No.55404810

Korea a shit.

>> No.55404813

Look on eBay for a second hand Madcatz TE for the PS3 or 360 then use a Brook converter to get it working on PS4 if you have one. No additional work needed if PC.

>> No.55404821

expect multiple dead pixels as standard

>> No.55404825

you can buy the pixel perfect panels tho

>> No.55404828

Because of shit like Fightcade they are widely accessible

>> No.55404844

For an additional $50, kind of starts to negate the point of Korean monitors (affordability) with their jewery. I mean it shouldn't cost extra for them to turn the monitor on and see if it works okay. That's called quality control in the west.

>> No.55404845

Are there any good arduino knockoffs?

>> No.55404849

Yeah, but it doesn't come cheap. http://www.ebay.com/itm/401105504831 Most other 1440p Korean B-grade monitors overclock well, but it's a lottery anywhere between 90Hz and 120Hz.

>> No.55404860
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how do I stop buying stuff I don't need?

>> No.55404867


>> No.55404872

Arduino is open sauce, just get one with many orders from ali for like $3
Stinky chinky can be found anywhere in asia

>> No.55404885

cancel your credit card

>> No.55404887

I'm gonna get my Redmi Note 3 Pro soon

stop me

>> No.55404890

you could always become an hero. but seriously if you can't stop, just nuke your accounts on chink sites or something.

>> No.55404899
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Run out of money.

Stop coming here, stop visiting shopping sites, only buy things you really need and put the rest into wishlists.

>> No.55404921

>order from Gearbest
>on the 24th of June get an email saying my stuff has been shipped (the order page had a picture of the package with the right address info on it)
>tracking code still not active
am I getting chinked or is Czech Post just shit? Should I contact their support?

>> No.55404925

i want my cheese cat to arrive

>> No.55404934

It's been bothering me for awhile, is there really any need to use slurs in the OP?

Why not just say 'Chinese'? Why do you have to be edgy?

>> No.55404951

Racial slurs on 4chan are not considered edgy, faggot.
Just like faggot is just what we call everyone, faggot.
You're a faggot, I'm a faggot, we're all just faggots.

>> No.55404954

Its become a standard term because the stuff is shit quality and chinese sellers try to fuck you over all the time.

>> No.55404963

Yes, it is edgy, and is usually limited to places like /b/ and /pol/.

/g/ is a serious board, no need for slurs.

>> No.55404964
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Welcome to 4chan.

>> No.55404984

any new few dollars deals? I already have all the meme, I need to explore new territories

>> No.55404989

There's plenty of websites like tumblr or reddit who won't use "slurs". If you don't like racism then don't come to a website known for its racism.

>> No.55404990

NO one cares.

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>> No.55404999

>Why do you have to be edgy?
its 4chan
that being said the term is accurate and acceptable since it carries specific nuance. chinese shit is just chinese product. chink shit is the shit that we buy here.

>> No.55405001

you must be new here.
4chan doesn't give a fuck about mean words, what seperates /pol/ from the other boards is that /pol/ is full of actual racists who think Hitler did nothing wrong.

If you get bothered by casual racism or other rudeness then you should probably find somewhere else to discuss technology.
I'm saying this honestly and without disdain, you will be happier somewhere else.

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>it's a Bernie Sanders votes visits /g/ post

please fuck off cuck

>> No.55405021

Just buy things that you need?

>> No.55405048

I want to fuck Nee-san

>> No.55405054
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>> No.55405072

you shouldn't

>> No.55405090
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Finally upgrading my phone after my 5S finally shat itself after 6 or so screen replacements over the years finally got to it and it started ghost clicking, I'm thinking the digitizer connector has finally broken. Funnily enough this last time which broke the phone was the only time I've had someone else replace the screen.

I'll post a review when it arrives.

>> No.55405093

Make me

>> No.55405097
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bought a samshit galaxy s4 replacement screen, it arrived shattered. Not happy and i've opened a dispute...

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>Look up male underwear
>Find cute boys posing in thongs and stuff like this

I-It's not gay if they're this cute right

>> No.55405108

This is my review of the chink hooker I bought recently
>took 6 hours to arrive
>looked a little beat up but unwrapped fine
>1 hour on a single charge
>all instructions were in chinese so I had to just ignore them, even when she was trying to push me off
>refused to accept my local penis for anal applications, probably some proprietary bullshit
>would only let me cum inside if I left 5 star feedback
all in all I'm pretty satisfied with my purchase.
It may not be the same build quality as some of the whores you'll get within the country but for what I paid I got a very similar user experience and didn't feel cheated.

>> No.55405114

I bought a glass screen protector too. They're fragile, there's a good chance they'll arrive shattered. Make sure you get them somewhere where it'll be easy to get a refund or another one sent.

>> No.55405119

top kek

>> No.55405129 [DELETED] 

i got some male thongs from ali but all the guys modeling them were ripped af
they look better on me.

>> No.55405139

i dont know why you asked that since from our mutual positions its clearly impossible. my recommendation is that you shouldn't want to fuck nee-san though.

>> No.55405167


fuck czech post

My chinkshit got shipped on 17 june and I still can't track it

"Your chinkshit is in the sorry"

>> No.55405178 [DELETED] 

Where is his body hair?

>> No.55405191

Look pal, I'm going to do whatever I like with her and that's our privacy, so why don't you just back the fuck off

>> No.55405209


>> No.55405246 [DELETED] 

tatto ruins it

>> No.55405252 [DELETED] 

this desu

>> No.55405294

Silly boys, give me a chink iPhone with a good camera.

I'm thinking about buying a phone for a friend, she comes from a cheap lumia or something and she got interested in my redmi note 3 pro.

>> No.55405304

redmi note 3 pro is the chink iphone

>> No.55405311

why are you buying phones for your friends

>> No.55405318

he's beta and in the friend zone and doesn't know hes just digging himself in deeper by buying her stuff

>> No.55405327

Can't go better than that can't I?

I don't know, I was just thinking about it. She's my best friend and she was always very close to me even in really shit moments. Gratitude? I don't know. Her birthday is in November.

>> No.55405336
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Wireless mouse mini-review
Link: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrivals-USB-6D-Wired-Optical-Gaming-Wireless-Mouse-For-Computer-PC-Laptop/2032503927.html

Decent quality so no complaints there (you get what you pay for).
Really nice 'soft' clicking on let and right buttons.
Fits nicely to my hand.

Very limited range. Seems if I place it further than 1m or so from the receiver it gets kindda sloppy.
Even if clsoe it sometimes act 'strange' ei. nonresponsive. My first wireless mouse so dunno if this is normal behaviour...

Can't speak for the battery life yet.

>> No.55405341

buy her a pack of condoms

>> No.55405343

i'm not sure for other parts of the world if the brand "Kogan" exists, but if u can find the rebrand of their cheap 144hz monitor get it, it works perfectly

>> No.55405344

>Can't go better than that can't I?
you can always get her the mi max to show her you're a big guy

>> No.55405366


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>look up cheap male shirts
>femenine boys everywhere

>> No.55405407

They are always without exeption fake. The cheapest you can get a 1080p projector is amazon for $120.

>> No.55405429 [DELETED] 

>that first one
Dr. Pavel, I'm Aliexpress

>> No.55405433 [DELETED] 

so many fuccbois...

>> No.55405435

Is belgium airmail any good?

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>> No.55405445 [DELETED] 

asian 'males'

>> No.55405446

I was looking at refurbished LG G4s on aliexpress and noticed that some came with add-on warranties that you can't not buy, are they any good?

>> No.55405452 [DELETED] 

i bet he gives better blowjobs than expensive hookers

>> No.55405459 [DELETED] 
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Cute bois. Not exactly chink shit but I picked up this mixer to power some bm-700s which havent arrived yet. Phantom power can be had cheap with old equipment.

>> No.55405470

sorry /v/ a shit

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>> No.55405497 [DELETED] 

I'm ~85% sure that is a 10 year old girl

>> No.55405529 [DELETED] 
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Why don't you find out?
It seems this guys poses for all the clothing of all kind, shirts, tshirts, hoods, jackets, just contact him and tell him you need him for a sessions of "clothing" photos.

>> No.55405539 [DELETED] 

you don't get to bring xiaomemes

>> No.55405563

Read the specs, the real resolution is 640x480 or 800x600.
They just accept and downscale 1080.

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Jailbait tho

>> No.55405578
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New day, new delivery. This time a Mitu phone stand and another 3D puzzle.

>> No.55405590

>43.48 EUR customs for my R3NP

>> No.55405599
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Is the anon who got a free 'phone kickstand' with his phone still around?

I remember it being foldable or compact. I need something that's basically a credit card and folds out into a little stand I can place my phone on (not a sticky stand I permanently have on my phone).

>> No.55405606

I got a bunch of these to build on planes to pass the time. Tie fighter is pretty good.

>> No.55405611

Why didnt you order from TopOne store?

>> No.55405612

where'd you buy from? what did they mark the value as? waow

>> No.55405769

Gearbest. They chinked me good.
I don't like ordering expensive stuff from aliexpress. I should probably have.

>> No.55405775

>this girl

>> No.55405825
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What is this supposed to be?

>> No.55405834

minion garbage

>> No.55405902
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This just arrived, could someone explain what each hole is for?

>> No.55405923

Cheap USB cable on sale today $1:
Reviews say 1.8A can be achieved.

>> No.55405926

different dick size

>> No.55405948

Do EMS next time. It's worth the wait and reduces the chance of your package getting caught on EU customs significantly.

>> No.55405958

Why not look on the Gearbest product page you living abortion.

>> No.55405980
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Where can I get my CSG member card ?

> Card is for ereader so 8gb is more than enough

>> No.55405985

I'm waiting to be spoonfed a link

>> No.55405991

anyone buy the cute cat nightlight yet? I'm tempted

>> No.55405998

That coupon is actually $2 off for purchases over $99. Though it deserves 5 stars anyway.

>> No.55406013

gearbest or alli check which is cheaper.

>> No.55406026

Put your dick in it

>> No.55406047

Sockets, two standards of drillbit. Flywheel loosener, saw, bottle opener.

>> No.55406069
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That's a lot of stuff, the mailwoman? is new and took a while to find the house, but now it's good, she'll have to come frequently, I fear.

>> No.55406079

>Not delivering your own chinky package to her

>> No.55406090

>Flywheel loosener
What, for a car? That's an oddly specific thing to need to keep in your wallet.

>> No.55406130

Am I the only one who is scared that the mail guys (and chinks) hate you because you order so much?

>> No.55406135
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chink shit from ali today, a mini tripod for my action cam...

>> No.55406145

Hello chinkshill

>> No.55406146

Well who the fuck knows why chinks do what they do.

>> No.55406160

That's what I usually do but I really wanted my phone quickly and thought DHL weren't such huge turds

>> No.55406168
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And it's all the coupon crap I ordered!

>> No.55406169

>(and chinks)
If you bought less, then the chinks in the packing district would have less packages to pack
then they'd work for less hours
and they need that $1.15 per hour man, they need it bad.
you are friend of the chinks!

>the mail guys
Your packages are preventing this mail guy from getting home to his wife 5 minutes sooner
you keep him from his family every time he delivers a package to you
sometimes you're the only person in that side of the zip code with a package
your $1.50 package took 2 hours out of his day
he fucking hates you, for sure

>> No.55406178

I just got mine and I love it senpai

>> No.55406194

Chinks no, mailman yes.

The latest I've received a package was 9PM.

I know when the mailman's van pulls up by the tone of the engine. I see the same guy every 2nd day.

I got that feeling they must hate you until I realised that it's their job. A job they have because we create a need for it. I kind of want to be a mail man now myself.

>> No.55406195

I actually had to file a complaint to the post company because I wasn't receiving shit for months...
Magically, 5 packets arrived 2 days later

>> No.55406214

>tfw made it in the news
Good feels desu

>> No.55406228

Hope you EU as tje Thor doesn't have any of the US bands

>> No.55406233

Go on

>> No.55406248

what's the best cheap dac/headphone amp to improve sound out of my computer?

Self-assembly is acceptable.

>> No.55406264

Austraia senpai, I looked up the cellular bands and 4G shit and it all matches up. Based Australian telcos use chinky bands.

>> No.55406273

she's not hot, so I didn't flirt

>> No.55406279

>Made it to the news and you have none to share it with but your anonymous friends on fucking 4chan.

Keep fighting the good fight anon.

>> No.55406285

Post some pics

>> No.55406302

Shouldn't have used dhl

>> No.55406323

I think he means he made the /csg/ news

>> No.55406325

The new thread news tho.

>> No.55406345

Yes, I should have clarified it was the /csg/ news. O-oh well

>> No.55406348
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The weekend is over, why not listen to some /csg/ podcast on your way to work or as you get some more chicken tendies if you're a NEET?

>> No.55406349

Who gives a shit about that

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>> No.55406377

Who the fuck listens to that shit?

>> No.55406394

Is this iphone selfie stick any good?


>> No.55406396

Wait, why did the monster's color change in the last panel?

>> No.55406407

It's just a problem with randomness. You can never be too sure.

>> No.55406411


>> No.55406419

More people than the number that would come to your funeral.

>> No.55406421

>selfie stick
Fucking cancer.

>> No.55406430

There is no stopping ...

>> No.55406447

>that shit face just resigned

lol, brexit is not happening

>> No.55406466

>spend your whole life working to achieve a goal
>achieve it
>finally relax
You sound pretty mad

>> No.55406468

>Ever in power

>> No.55406479

more like a captain abandoning a sinking ship

>> No.55406489

the UK hasn't even left the EU or triggered article 50 yet, literally nothing has happened. Keep posting to leddit with your poorly understood political opinions fgt

>> No.55406512

If they go a bit left-wing and rebrand themselves as a racist Labour they'll pick up a fuckton of votes, especially in the North.
They got a shitload of votes in the last GE and if Brexit doesn't happen quickly enough/happens but doesn't result in all the Darkies leaving then their share of the vote is only going to increase.

>> No.55406546

I've noticed that certain AliExpress sellers have better prices for the same products other are selling on the site, but don't give the product's name out in the title or description. Here are some MKs

This one is probably Warwolf V10:

No idea anout this one:

>> No.55406563

that's a Warwolf V5, it sucks ass and isn't a full mechanical keyboard. Mine dies all the time and parts of it come unglued every few days.

>> No.55406581

Help me out /csg/

I bought a SJCam for my cousin's birthday and it got stuck at customs(first time). The chinks declared it as 20euros but now I have to fill in a form with the worth and payment proof.

Is there a way around these jews?(Netherlands).

Thanks /csg/

>> No.55406595
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got wallet and sunglasses both for 10 bucks
both ok considering the price, but definitely nothing special. I can safely say that you people need to stop pretending you are somehow "tricking the system" by paying 10% of the money for 90% of the quality of western made items or whatever. Obviously this doesn't apply to everyone here, but all you people saying shit like "looks exactly like real sunglasses, no one could tell it's fake 10/10 5 star" are either elite shillmeisters or have never owned genuine articles in your entire life. This is now the third pair of sunglasses I chinked, three different styles, never even bought the cheapest one, and they're all very obvious cheaply made fakes. Again they're completely worth the 10-15 bucks they're selling them for so don't get triggered, but this shit ain't some magic secret club where you get a 200 dollar pair of sunglasses / wallet / whatever for 10 because you know about this secret hella cool website unlike those normies.

>> No.55406603

i just got long knee socks from a friend
it's thin but realy comfy

>> No.55406621

Any good chink laptops

>> No.55406636

how did you take my picture?

>> No.55406639

>isn't a full mechanical keyboard
What does that mean?

>> No.55406661

What are those even supposed to be fakes of?

>> No.55406679

It's a semi-mechanical keyboard, it doesn't use mechanical switches, it just has a manufactured "clacky" feeling. I have one and showed the switches to /mkg/, they're normal keyboard switches with some kind of rigging in them to make them clack. No tactile feedback whatsoever like you'd want out of a mechanical keyboard.

It's a chink trick, basically.

>> No.55406686

yea this defensively look like shit.

>> No.55406689

In the meantime, Farage quit. Perhaps there's hope your bong chinksters.

>> No.55406711

that material is hard to fake. shit like memefarers are much better looking because it's blastic shit to begin with.

american optical
it's a "i'm literally don draper" brand
pretty dope if you can pull it off, much better looking than meme-ban aviators imo

>> No.55406712

Did it say "mechanical feel"? If it just said mechanical keyboard it's false labeling and I'd assume that it qualifies for Aliexpresses' refund policy. Not sure if that'd be worth it though.

>> No.55406716

>t. luxottica marketing department

>> No.55406721

>this shit ain't some magic secret club where you get a 200 dollar pair of sunglasses / wallet / whatever for 10 because you know about this secret hella cool website unlike those normies
Figuratively no-one here thinks that. Most people here buy cheap chink stuff because the price/quality ratio is through the roof

>> No.55406724

I filed a dispute with that exact shop (the 4 star feedback is me), they refused to give any compensation and then left a response to my feedback linking me to a girl's dress. I think it's a chink way of calling me a pussy.

I'd avoid them, when I bought it it was advertised correctly as semi-mechanical but now they're getting desperate I guess.

>> No.55406727


Pajeets noticed that xiaomi released a new beta ROM with 4G Band 20! There is a way to flash it in right into your modem if you wont want to flash this MIUI 8 Rom.

>> No.55406787

HAHA! Heard this on the podcast too.

At least you're getting something back in the form of (you)s

>> No.55406793
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>left a response to my feedback linking me to a girl's dress. I think it's a chink way of calling me a pussy.

>> No.55406829

any good flashdrives to get from aliexpress?

>> No.55406834


>> No.55406838

Lenovo thinkpads

>> No.55406842


>> No.55406848


>> No.55406863

lenovo chinkpads

>> No.55406866

A poorfag is desperate and needs advice from Chinkmasters, I'm trying to get as much money per month as I can but have only about 150 euro shekels to invest, looking for a cheap phones to resell , what do you think about oukitel k6000 pro and will the price of mi band 2 drop in the near future? not neet but salary is one month away

>> No.55406867
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Sharks, obviously.

>> No.55406912
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These any good?
Any reason to buy a shark over these? These are slightly cheaper, aren't they?

Each link is a different color from the same brand, any idea what the colors mean?

WANSENDA blue micro sd card mini sd card 4GB 8GB 16GB 32GB 64GB class 6 class 10 Memory Card tf card free adapter H2testw Test
(from AliExpress Android)

Wansenda Green 64GB 8GB 16GB 32GB Class10 Memory Card 4GB class6 TF Micro sd Card with free card Adapter H2testw testing
(from AliExpress Android)

WANSENDA Memory Card 64gb 32gb 16gb 8gb 4gb Micro SD Card Class 6 Class 10 TF Card Microsd Card for Smart Phone
(from AliExpress Android)

Original WSD-White Memory Card 64gb 32gb 16gb 8gb 4gb Class 6 Class 10 Micro SD Card TF Card Free Adapter High Quality
(from AliExpress Android)

>> No.55406916

Recieved the 10 cent multitool, egg seperator and otg adapter from gb

Also recieved two 1$ mouses from ebay, works as intended, big and comfy and flashy

>> No.55406923

If you bought it on Gearbest you can print out a fake bill. You can find it at you order "Download Invoice". But maybe that makes it worse and they'll fuck you because of fake bill.
Don't know, calculate what you have to pay and think good about what you do.

>> No.55406928

How to make review on GB from the mobile app?>>55406916

>> No.55406949

Sharks are way cheaper

>> No.55406951

Fuck off

>> No.55406957

>put down phone
>sit on laptop or desktop
>use a computer like a normal person

>> No.55406967

I'm on mobile, can someone please compare prices since I'm browsing all micro SD card on ali and I'm quite a way down the list

>> No.55406974
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Here it is in orange too

Hot sale WSD Micro SD card memory card tf card microsd mini sd card 4GB 8GB 16GB 32GB 64GB class6 class10 for cell phones tablet
(from AliExpress Android)

>> No.55406981

Don't help mobileposters, they're the lazy cancer that infects and kills this general as well as the rest of 4chan.

>> No.55406993
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Actually normalfags fucking love phones

>> No.55406994

sharks are cooler 2bh

>> No.55406995

Normal people do pretty much all their computing on mobile at this point. Using an actual computer is for nerds and weirdos.

>> No.55407003

A-Are you a qt trap?

>> No.55407011

>mi 4s still $250

>> No.55407013

The App is shit. You can't really compare and sort. Just use the browser or buy at Gearbest. You can even pay with PayPal.

>> No.55407038

Yes I'll just carry my desktop into my bed, that's a better idea

>> No.55407039

>defending normalfags and implying that you are one on an Indonesian cave paintings forum

This site has been fucking doomed since r/4chan was created.

>> No.55407041

>MIUI 8 Still Plagued by Ads


> ̶/̶c̶s̶g̶/̶ /xsg/ will defend this.

>> No.55407063


>> No.55407064
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>making a factual statement necessarily means you approve of it

>> No.55407068

I was just pointing out to >>55406957 how he is wrong when he says "use a computer like a normal person", when a "normal" person would actually use a phone.

He should have called >>55406928 a retarded normalfag

>> No.55407074

How did you get that line through csg?

Android phones do make nice pocket computers 2bh

>> No.55407080

[/ s]
l2 bbcode

>> No.55407101

Exploding vape pens.

>> No.55407106

>buy xiaomi phone
>gf refuses to look at me and struggled when I tried to hug her
you said it would be fine g!

>> No.55407135

Looks like my post was ignored

>> No.55407139
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>/g/ is a serious board

>> No.55407164

i can be

>> No.55407165

Fuck, now I want to fall for the juice meme


>> No.55407184

Just go to your local chink supermarket

>> No.55407205

Thank you

>> No.55407211

I've heard Excelvan makes decent projectors actually capable of 1080p without downscaling them to shitty resolutions.

>> No.55407219

How many cans is one carton?

>> No.55407243

̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶.̶

>> No.55407249

No idea
Well why not but buying a whole carton must be cheaper

>> No.55407265

Yea but shipping is probably expensive.

>> No.55407272

These are cheaper than sharks.


Wholesale Micro Drive real capacity micro sd card 64GB 4GB 8GB 16GB 32GB SDXC / SDHC flash memory card
(from AliExpress Android)

>> No.55407299

And these

New arrival memory card /micro sd card 32GB Class 10 usb flash pen drive Memory Card Microsd SD card pendrive 64GB
(from AliExpress Android)

>> No.55407302

am i getting memed

>> No.55407310


Not your fault she is a tech illiterate who only appreciates "muh iphone"

>> No.55407319

You're basically begging to get chinked on those, just buy sharks.

>> No.55407322

>this happened

>> No.55407328


>hey /g/, look what i can do and you can't!
>give me attention

Fuck outta here

>> No.55407342

You could just put an apple sticker on the back she wouldn't fell the difference

>> No.55407345

> ̶n̶a̶h̶

>> No.55407358

You're right. They're barely cheaper and sharks are still faster.

I'm just looking to see if it's possible to beat the /csg/ shark meme though

>> No.55407359


She would probably be confused by being able to access your files without 3rd party apps and jailbreaks

>> No.55407361

Quick google search shows that its around 24 cans/bottles.
Anyone know if the customs will fuck your shit up in yurop?

>> No.55407366

Same faggit

>> No.55407370


>but anon, there's no appstore
>why is the fingerprint scanner on the back?
>is this a fake iphone?

>> No.55407377
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There's definitely some interesting designs out there though

>> No.55407382

I don't think she knows what jailbreak and 3 party means

>> No.55407387
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tfw you debate ordering a redmeme phone for a week and then decide to get it and then gearbest are fucking out of stock

>> No.55407405

this level of stupidity smells like italian

>> No.55407407
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RomdaFul has some rondaful designs

>> No.55407410

>It's limited edition developer pro version it has extended battery and memory card slot

>> No.55407411


>> No.55407421

so I payed for and canceled an order in the span of a minute
how do I tell when I'm getting my shit refunded?

>> No.55407430
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I might order one of these for my sister and h2testw it for csg if anyone is interested

>> No.55407443
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>> No.55407447

>try to look for aloe vera juice on alibaba
>minimum order is always 1 twenty foot container or atleast 20 cartons

>> No.55407462

I am.
>tfw considering throwing away speed & performance over a nice design
I know this is not right, but I can't help it.

>> No.55407549

So one mouse i recieved creaks and moves when i touch the side of it, sent a messega to the seller on ebay, what should i do to get a refund or new mouse?

>> No.55407555

Alibaba is for bulk business purchase

>> No.55407595
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Anyone tried these? Looks fucking awesome

SMARE Micro SD Card 32GB Class 10 16GB/64GB/128GB Class10 UHS-1 4GB/8GB Class 6 Memory Card Flash Memory Microsd for Smartphone
(from AliExpress Android)

>> No.55407606
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Anyone remember color gradients in Microsoft PowerPoint?
Shit was so cash

>> No.55407609
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Oh hello there.

>> No.55407615
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>> No.55407624
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>/g/ is a serious board

>> No.55407626
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>> No.55407636
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Answr pppppppp

>> No.55407648
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Too bad it's only 10/15 r/w, otherwise I liked the look of these

>> No.55407650

>tfw you're not rich
>ywn be able to afford a jp qt femboy neet

i'm pulling the trigger rn

>> No.55407656

It'd help if you specified what mouse and how much you paid for it, but yeah definitely try and get your money back.

>> No.55407666
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Why buy sharks when you can buy a majestic horse?

>> No.55407670

I know, but some sellers have low enough minimum orders so individuals can feasibly order

>> No.55407677
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Do anyone have experience with these speakers?


>> No.55407691
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This 1$ mouse

>> No.55407696

just cuck your whole life up

shes probably getting assrailed by 3 niggers right now while youre on a malaysian gardening subreddit looking for a phone you can buy her

>> No.55407709

Best smartphone on GearBest under $100?

>> No.55407715

not everyone lives in a country that has black people.

>> No.55407725

Yes. Sound quality is just as good as real beats but build quality is less sturdy when you compare them. 25m Bluetooth range is also nice.

I paid A$28 for mine though, no idea what you should expect at that price.

>> No.55407733


>Not everyone had nignogs

Yeah, fuck sakes. Be considerate when you're calling someone a cuck.

>> No.55407746

Quick question

Teclast x80 (Atom z8300) or Teclast X98 (Atom z8500) ?

>> No.55407756

Homtom ht7 pro is OK however it has some battery drain problems aka fuck mediatek, but you can fix it with root apps and soft modes

>> No.55407757

Can anybody recommend me a good seller on aliexpress to buy an alfa
awus036h from? The ones I've found didn't look promising and I thought since this is a popular device I must have fucked up at searching

>> No.55407765

>gearbest keep pushing the ship date of my orders back

lads, I've been chinked

>> No.55407768

I'll check it out, thanks.

>> No.55407772

My Teclast X80 Power order on Gearbest has been processing for 11 days.

What do?

>> No.55407775

Get either one of these instead unless you prefer to get BLUETOOOOOOF MODE shouted at you in a chinese accent every time you turn it on.



>> No.55407779

>Ordered from GearBest yesterday
>All orders shipped by this morning

The fuq is your problem? Contact their support.

>> No.55407783

Just contact support asking what's up.

>> No.55407788

>think of ordering from Gearbest
>hear a knock on my door
>its a qt Gearbest customer support person personally bringing me my order

>> No.55407805

Phone has reached the top-one European express middleman.


>> No.55407886

considering these, does anybody have an idea how to connect more of them to the same source at the same time?

>> No.55407888
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Does anyone have any opinions of this James Donkey 112 mouse? I need a new mouse as my current one is dying and this seems like it might be alright.


>> No.55407906

looks repulsive

>> No.55407912

I got this one and can recommend it


>> No.55407918
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>bought Huawei E3372 4G modem
>it had built in smartphone ads

I know competition in smartphone market is tight, but that doesn't mean you can plaster your ads in my computer.

>> No.55407920

Yeah ComfyReviews anon reviewed it.


>> No.55407931

Bought a 1xAAA-powered Hugsby XP-4 from Aliexpress. It's about the length of my forefinger and is bright enough to light the room. For 3 dollars shipped it's a good light.

Also bought a 10-pack of Taclinks, fake daniel wellingtons and a molle pouch.

Taclinks and flashlight came within 20 days of the order, the fake DW and molle pouch are still in circulation somewhere and the tracking number is not helping. Am I getting chinked?

>> No.55407934

Thanks Huawei!

>> No.55407937

if the redmeme phone doesn't have all the bands of my network, i was thinking about getting a little modem and putting my main sim in it

are there any decent modems with a lot of bands that also have a call/sms alert?

>> No.55407956

>dat 2003 UI

shoo shoo cancer

>> No.55407962

Too expensice

>> No.55407967

Anon with broken chink sunglasses from GB here, I posted about this yesterday.

Got this sunglasses


They fell from a table on saturday and the top plastic frame broke. I sent a ticket to GB support, got this reply today:

>"We would like to extend our apologies for this inconvenience.

Kindly refer to our warranty policy here, http://www.gearbest.com/about/warranty-and-return.html

and terms and conditions from http://www.gearbest.com/about/terms-and-conditions.html

Please review our possible solutions:

1)Keep the item and accept partial refund on GB Wallet (credit).
We can offer refund 2 USD on your wallet and reward you with extra points(e.g. If your refund is 1USD = 5 points ,3USD =3*5 points => get 15 points etc). This amount can be used for your future orders.

2)Resend the item with partial price and shipping fee.

We kindly ask you pay 4 USD for reshipping and handling fee.
In that case, you will receive the item 10 to 25 working days after dispatch date."

I'm going to take the 2 bucks since I expected nothing.

Should I consider myself chinked?

>> No.55407976

There's a big difference in processors

>> No.55408013

Go away.

>> No.55408025

I think most modem has call / sms alert and Huawei has good AT command documentation.
Just buy it second hand if you can, modem rarely breaks.

Alternatively, you can buy mifi (portable modem with wifi).

>> No.55408037

You get what you pay for.

>> No.55408056

I don't see you faggots actually helping the guy out by providing him with info on the thing, I only linked the video since he reviewed it.

>> No.55408083

Man, DHL is really terrible, their web site for paying customs really looks like some bad phising attempt, I had to make 3 phone calls to be sure it was legit.

>> No.55408084

what are some good sex toys from aliexpress?

>> No.55408088


>> No.55408100

I could also tell them to let me change my review to jew more good boy points.

>> No.55408107


>> No.55408112

fighting games are fun but you get fucked on the controllers, some being upwards 300$ for some shitting 1-5$ switches and a 20-30$ joystick

>> No.55408117

how does that egg shit work? you use it once and throw it away? also does it work if your penis isnt chink sized?

>> No.55408151

the only appropriate answer

>> No.55408170

you can't change the reviews

>> No.55408181

Guy, anyone crazy enough to buy fake chinky viagra? :^)


>> No.55408185


>> No.55408196

thx, but i thought they all had wifi?

>> No.55408225

Recently an anon got some of these and said they were good and they didn't give him penis cancer.

>> No.55408238

>dropped glasses
It's your fault, your'e the one trying to chink.

>> No.55408244

well its 1.6€ it doesnt hurt to try i guess thx

>> No.55408245


>> No.55408252

That's exactly what I expected, I'll take the 2 bucks and be done with it since it's fucking pocket change anyway.

I was drunk when I dropped them, but they're really flimsy.

>> No.55408256

I would buy one of these because they are like a dollar but I would be scared of my family finding it

>> No.55408258

I wouldn't bother with it, non-reusable is a waste of money, like buying a box of kleenex for $220 (considering 6 eggs are $12 and there are 110 tissues in a tissue box).

I bought a non-reussable one, the Tenga flip.
My dick is normal european size; 6 inches.
Bottoming out wasn't really the problem so much as the rim of the entrance.
My penis is a little wide but even still I expected it to at least seal around my dick.
But because the Flip is two halves, when my dick pierced it the halves gave way, meaning there was no real seal around my dick.
Very dissatisfying.

>> No.55408276

same here... sadly I'm not the one picking up mail

>> No.55408290

You can reuse the tenga eggs like 5 times before they go bad, or so /jp/ onahole general tells me.

>> No.55408308


didn't do the fitting first silly


>> No.55408317

>referral links

>> No.55408328



>> No.55408334
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>normal european size
It differs by country m8.

>> No.55408343

Finally even foreigners can enjoy qualities of our post. The "folk motto" is "you send today, we'll fuck it somewhere and in 2 weeks you can pick it up at our office" instead of the official "you send today, we deliver tomorrow"

>> No.55408346

I know but 6 inches is pretty much middle of the road between all those.

>> No.55408366
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Regular OP here, damn just missed yours as I made one. Mind deleting it? You're still missing some bits and pieces of news.


>> No.55408378


w2c death trap water heater in 120v

>> No.55408403

electrode boilers are great

don't be such a pussy

>> No.55408487


They're super-dim, if it's not a pitch black room you can't see anything.

Just like those $40 "video game projectors" they sell for kids.

>> No.55408488

There is no way you can whole monitor with no quality control.
You can bet they QC the fuck out of it, it just is a waste to throw out a panel because a few of the 2+megapixels don't work...that's why it's cheap

>> No.55408882

Fucking chinks, they're worse than jews

>> No.55408924


>> No.55409291
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>Your Goybest account has been dereted for unjustified comprains

>> No.55409776

>5000 mAh
>devent specs
Sound interesting, dont you think?

>> No.55410052

What is seen cannot be unseen.

>> No.55410079


>> No.55410180

>hurr she so dirty omg 69 xDDD
Fuck of you literal 12 old child >>>/b/

>> No.55410369

I bought a no name brand micro sd off dealextreme back in 2009 and it only died last month

It's kinda hard to fuck up a sd card outside of faking the capacity which this seller claims its not. Plus someone eventually has to try new stuff to discover more memes.

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