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>NVIDIA has announced a recall of its SHIELD tablets, sold between July 2014 and July 2015. NVIDIA has determined the battery in these tablets can overheat and pose a fire hazard. As part of this recall, NVIDIA will be replacing the tablet.

http://tabletrecall.expertproductinquiry.com/

The mother of housefires is at it again. This one is going to be expensive...

>> No.49362820

The batteries are made by another company, they'll have to foot the recall bill and it only affects Y01 batteries, B01 is not affected by the recall

But of course, uneducated people like OP try to portray something else

>> No.49362858

>>49362820
>it's not that bad, only the first revision can set your house on fire

>> No.49363252
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49363252

CONFIRMED. CAR BURNS DOWN WHILE KID IS PLAYING AN NVIDIA SHIELD

>It just suddenly became really hot and exploded
>The intensity of it is equivalent to plutonium reactor
>It melted nearby stores
>Incinerated a SOLID STEAL car

>> No.49363299

>>49363252
Was it made of steel beam ?

>> No.49363353
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>>49362820
>I-I-It's not Nvidia's fault that they bought cheap explosive batteries from the back of Wun Hung Lo's truck to save a few shekels!

>> No.49363373

>>49362820
That's some fast damage control from the shills. Hope you get a raise.

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>>49362820

>It's not Nvidia's fault they use shitty cheap batteries in their products!

NVIDIOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.49363432

>>49362820
That's 10 minutes after the OP post. Are shills obligated to scour the whole board to look for threads to shill on?

>> No.49363435

>>49363353
Who be the fluid druid

>> No.49363527

>>49363252
>solid STEAL car
Come on anon at least pretend like you aren't 15

>> No.49363856

Advanced Micro Dicks in full FUD mode as usual

>> No.49363933

>>49363856
yeah, since AMD produces so many tablets

>> No.49363950

>>49363933
>AMD can't even produce tablets

TOP FUCKING CUCK

>> No.49363963

>>49363950
well, apparently neither can nvidia, even if they try.

>> No.49364004

>>49363963
see
>>49362820

>> No.49364014

Are NVIDIA shield portables also affected by this? Because mine is sitting next to me right now.

>> No.49364021

>>49363950
>Nvidia can't even produce consoles

TOP FUCKING CUCK

>> No.49364028
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>>49362614
History always repeats itself.

>> No.49364036

>>49364004
see>>49363353

>> No.49364042
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>>49364004

>It's okay because Nvidia didn't MAKE the batteries, they just bought them, assembled them into their custom devices, and sold them to consumers not expecting an inferno!

>> No.49364068

>>49364028
someone needs to photoshop a shield tablet in his hands

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>>49362820
>$0.25 has been deposited to your Nvidia ShillWorks™ account. Thank you for your service :^)

>> No.49364083

Are they doing this on purpose?
Top kljasd

>> No.49364101

>>49364068
Somebody please do this. I'm shit at photoshop

>> No.49364119
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>>49362614
LITTERAL FIRE HAZARD

>> No.49364205
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>>49364101
>>49364068

Got ya fam.

>> No.49364234

>>49364205
Incredible.

>> No.49364246
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>>49364205

Slight tweak.

>> No.49364264

BUTTMAD AMDPOORFAGS DETECTED

Sony isn't cheap but they made 10 million defective batteries

http://www.engadget.com/2006/10/19/sony-battery-recall-approaches-10-million-costs-mounting/

Even last year Sony had to recall batteries

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/04/11/sony_issues_battery_recall_as_vaio_goes_with_a_bang_not_a_whimper/

You guys just love to make mountains out of molehills

>> No.49364312

>>49364264
very good, 10 more rupies for you priyanka

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>>49364264

>Sony is part of a battery recall
>This justifies Nvidia's recall

Simply ebin :^)

>> No.49364383

>>49364334
You're retarded, simple as that

Nvidia buys batteries from another company, any company can make defective batteries and li-ion batteries have been subjected to numerous recalls by many companies

>> No.49364398

>>49364264
>Because a molehill is what you'll have after your house burns down, you'll WISH you could make a mountain from it.

>> No.49364409

>>49364383

3 credits have been deposited to your Nvidia Insider™ account.

>> No.49364414

https://www.apple.com/support/iphone5-battery/

>> No.49364428

>>49364383
you mean
>nvidia bought the cheapes possible option because it would save them 0.1$ per tablet

After all they never had any problems with selling potential fire hazards

>> No.49364443

Nvidia stands by their products

AMD wouldn't even recall their defective products

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>>49364414
>comparing shorter battery life to EXPLODING BATTERIES

NICE TRY NVIDIOT.

>> No.49364460

>>49364414
>https://www.apple.com/support/iphone5-battery/
>Apple has determined that a very small percentage of iPhone 5 devices may suddenly experience shorter battery life or need to be charged more frequently.

I agree with you, that's totally the same as "it may explode and set your shit on fire"

>> No.49364483

>>49364443
they probably would, if there were some. Which was the last AMD product that could cause fires?

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>all this nvidiot damage control

>> No.49364493

Any battery company can make defective batteries, only AMDPOORFAGS try to twist it

Really pathetic but thats AMDPOORFAGS for you, uneducated bastards with no future except for flipping burgers and shit posting on image boards

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>>49364414

housefires are not the same as shorter battery life.

>> No.49364531

>>49364493
flinging burgers is still better than sitting in an indian sweatshop and shilling for a US company on a chinese cartoon imageboard

>> No.49364540

https://support.lenovo.com/us/en/documents/hf004122

https://www.dellproduct.com/Program.aspx?PI=GNbVEXZPZu8=

>> No.49364541

>>49364493
>trying to look like falseflagging this hard

there's plenty of nvidiot butthurt to go round

>> No.49364543

>>49364483

Probably the 4870?

>> No.49364556
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>>49362614

>> No.49364569

>Defective 3rd party battery which isn't manufactured by Nvidia at all
>AMDshills try to spin things as usual

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>>49364540

>o-others have exploding batteries too! That makes it okay that Nvidia batteries explode!

No anon, that's not how it works.

You can stop damage controlling now.

>> No.49364607

>>49362820
>The batteries are made by another company,
oh really I didn't realize. I thought that nvidia was a fucking battery company

obviously a company can never be held accountable for sourcing components from the lowest bidder and thereby selling the consumer a defective product, right?

>> No.49364608

>>49364569

>pretending Nvidia didn't buy them and assemble them into their product

How much does Nvidia pay you?

>> No.49364609

>>49364543
never caused a fire. And wasn't even running hot?

>> No.49364626

>>49364590
Again, the defective battery is the cause, not the tablet

B01 batteries are not affected, but it's obvious you don't read shit

But keep on spinning as usual, AMDshill

>> No.49364636

>>49364543
it's running hot (the one with stock oem cooler) and kill itself.

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>>49362614
The housefire meme is real

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>>49364609

It ran pretty hot. But I don't recall it actually starting a fire unlike Nvidia products.

>inb4 Nvidia products don't literally catch fire!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRo-1VFMcbc
Yeah they do.

>> No.49364670

>>49364626
>nvidia shield tablet LCD explodes
>lol AMDshills spinning again nvidia doesn't manufacture the LCD and it only explodes in 30% of cases and only 7 people have died it's not a problem

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>>49364670

Please stop, I have tears in my eyes from laughing.

>> No.49364707

All these people shilling for Nvidia, and Windows 10, BTFO.

>> No.49364711

>>49362614
Using one right now, this is the best news! The battery life has been abysmal, and my buddies won't even charge anymore.

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>>49364021
What is the og Xbox?

>> No.49364722

Nvidia stands by their products

AMD does not stand by their products

Nvidia released Win10 driver for Telsa gen

http://www.nvidia.com/download/driverResults.aspx/87988/en-us

AMD HD4xxx suckers? No drivers for Win10

>> No.49364744

>>49364716
Oh yeah, i remember that one. Was known to run hot enough to desolder itself...

>> No.49364757

>>49364722
>meanwhile nvidia drops support for the 700 series while all of GCN gets updates

You really want to play this game? Nvidiots are like the nintendrones on /v/. Diehard cultists.

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>>49364014
You need to get out of there. Listen to me. You NEED to get out of there! Get out of there. LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME. Get... Out... Of there...

>> No.49364802

>>49364757
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/articles/windows-10-game-ready-nvidia-geforce-gtx-driver-released

U MAD, AMDPOORFAG?

GCN 1.0 Tahiti & Pitcairn is pure garbage rebranded for years and years and doesn't support variable refresh rate for gaming, TOP KEK

Pitcairn rebranded 4 times, HD78xx, HD88xx, R270, R370, pretty pathetic

>> No.49364822

>>49362614
NVIDIA HOUSEFIRES!!!

>> No.49364823

>>49364722

Why update drivers when the 8.1 drivers for HD4xxx work on 10? :^)

ENJOY YOUR DX12 ON GTX 5xx SERIES.
OH WAIT.

>> No.49364828

Can't wait for AMD to go bankrupt and be liquidated, all these AMD shills will be gone because no one will pay them to shill any more

>> No.49364852

>>49364802
>AMD makes a great architecture they can keep pushing
>nvidia makes housefires and bombs
Also a straight up lie about variable refresh rates.

>> No.49364877

>>49364828
right below
>>49364802

They don't pay you enough.

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49364890

Dang, so much /v/ in one thread.
The invidiot shillords are at it again

>> No.49364909

>>49364802
This kind of posting belongs on >>>/v/
Fuck off back to your shithole, retard.

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>>49364802

Why did they release a driver on laun-
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/28/windows_10_update_nvidia_driver_conflict/
Oh... Because Nvidia released an unstable driver in the stable branch!

Meanwhile, AMD had the stable launch driver :^)

>> No.49364947

>>49364852
>>>49364802
>>AMD makes a great architecture they can keep pushing
>>nvidia makes housefires and bombs
>Also a straight up lie about variable refresh rates.

Now tell me amd makes better videocards than nvidia.After that tell me windows is better than my Arch Linux. And at last tell me xbrick one is better than PS4

>> No.49364970

>>49364947
We already knew you were a retard from /v/ you can stop parading it around.

>> No.49364991
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>>49364852
http://www.techpowerup.com/reviews/AMD/R9_Fury_X_Overvoltage/

>Looking at the numbers, I'm not sure if a 150W power draw increase for a mere 3 FPS increase is worth it for most gamers.

>AMD makes HOUSEFIRES architecture, ineffiecient as hell, HOT as hell, underperforming garbage

FTFY

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>>49364947

>Now tell me amd makes better videocards than nvidia
AMD makes better cards than Nvidia that don't literally set themselves on fire and crash on Windows 10 launch day due to broken drivers.

>> No.49365024

http://techreport.com/news/27000/amd-only-certain-new-radeons-will-work-with-freesync-displays

>That means brand-new cards like the Radeon R9 280, 280X, 270, and 270X won't be FreeSync-capable.

>All those idiots that bought GCN 1.0 garbage because of /g/ AMD shills

TOPPEST LELKEK, AMDPOORFAGS

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>>49364991

>HOT as hell

Enjoy your Nvidia housefires :^) The only thing cooler than AMD cards are other AMD cards.

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49365043

>>49364947
> archfag
> nvidia shill
> sonygger

How can one man be so homosexual

>> No.49365085

>>49365004

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49365086

>>49365037
Waiting for sapphire to make a vapor x or liquid x fury card

Might pop on one then

>> No.49365094

>>49365024
>brand new
Nigger, those are like 2 years old now. Small price to pay for saving $200 on every VSR display. You could buy a 290 and a Freesync montior for the same price you can buy an equivalent GSync monitor.

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>>49365004

>> No.49365255

>>49365004
Still way better gaming video cards by nvidia.

>> No.49365278

>>49362820
Straight Shilling

>> No.49365323

>>49362614
>expensive
Obviously cheaper than the lawsuits...

>A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

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>>49365127

MAKE ME FAGGOT.
AWOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49365720

>>49365323
Do they really do it like that? Fuck their life if its cheaper than a lawsuit?

>> No.49365771

>>49365720
I'm sorry you had to learn like this. People's lives aren't worth anything.

>> No.49365874

>>49364447
Fuck off badger

>> No.49365876

>>49365720

Despite the fact hes quoting fightclub, yes. That is how they do it.

>> No.49366432

>nvidia
the way its meant to be burnt

>> No.49366495
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>Nvidihots

>> No.49366577

And to think that I was going to give one of those tablets to my brother for his birthday.

Guess I still have most of this month to find another gift

>> No.49366600

>>49364264
>B-but Sony.

Just like in /v/, and this comes from someone with a 750ti

>> No.49366779

>>49362614
ITT: We judge an entire company on one product

>> No.49366872
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>>49366779
>one product
If it only was just one product that was susceptible to overheating and start burning...

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>>49366872

>> No.49367838
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>>49365255
If want to burn your house down, yes.

>> No.49368162
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you couldnt make this shit up if you tried

>> No.49368299

>>49367002
She must have farted when the cigarette lighter was on

>> No.49368402
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>>49368162
>people still buy overpriced Nvidia housefires

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>> No.49368700

>>49368618
Is the bloodhound gang still active?

>> No.49368734
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>>49362614

>> No.49368805

I almost bought one of these. The specs were good and you can actually connect fucking controllers to it. Something I haven't been able to do in Android for a while.

>> No.49368901

>>49368805
Who would want to game on a tablet? Let alone one with this abomiation of a SoC...

>> No.49368928

>>49368700
according to Wikipedia yes

>> No.49369049

>>49368901
Who wouldn't? It's not any different from gaming on a laptop if you get a stand for it, except for the smaller screen. I just wanted something to run Retroarch; the Shield looked like it had plenty of power to handle up to the PS1 gen. Only reason I didn't buy it is I am not out of the house often enough to justify it.

>> No.49369125

>>49368928
havent heard any news on them since years...

>> No.49369144

>>49369049
i thought you wanted to play shitty kid tablet games, nevermind then...

>> No.49369198
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the meme that just keeps on giving

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>> No.49369242

>>49369213
I can smell the Nvidia gaming expirence

>> No.49369264
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>>49362820
>shills don't exist on 4chan
>why would they cater to pedophile neckbeards
>there are no 970 shills
>there is nothing wrong with the 970 you can't tell the difference when using the slower ram

>> No.49369288

>>49362614
>Fucking 102°C

Holy fuck, didn't know the Titan X gets that hot. Since things start to boil at 100°, you can literally cook noodles on it, lel.

>> No.49369323

I'm surprised they even recognized it as an issue.

I guess they draw the line when they can kill their customers.

>> No.49369326

>>49369288
the important point is: It's the VRAM that gets that hot on the back, not some VRMs that are actually rated for these temperatures. You basically have to use a custom cooler on that card.

>> No.49369360

>>49369264
Just what a shill would say!

(but yeah, not like anyone on here ever buys video cards...)

>> No.49369433

>Nvidia buys batteries
>they're bad
>must be a shill if you know Nvidia bought shit batteries
amd babbies out in full force today

>> No.49369519

>>49369288
>things start to boil at 100°
anon...

>> No.49370123

>shield tablets can't melt steel beams

>> No.49370174

>>49369360
I really want to believe that there are places that pay you to shill here.

I want to make money via shitposting

>> No.49370288

>>49370174
It's really not hard to find companies that hire people for astroturfing. They advertise positions just like any other company.

>> No.49370308

>>49362614
glad i got the portable instead of the tablet

>> No.49370327

>>49364414
>exploding batteries are ok if apple have them too

>> No.49370423
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holy shit
all these nvidia shills
and all that damage control
on /g/

>> No.49370477

>>49364670
This is exactly what is happening

Thank you anon

>> No.49370579

>>49365720

Look up Ford pinto

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49370648

>>49370423

>amd shills
>"reality has a nvidia bias"

>> No.49370650

There is LITERALLY a mobile FEMA outside nVidia's headquarters right now.

NVIDIA BANKRUPT. FANBASE ON SUICIDE WATCH. WORKERS KILLING THEMSELVES JAPANESE STYLE. UNITED NATIONS CLEAR IT A CONTIMATED ZONE NOT FIT FOR HUMAN LIFE FOR ANOTHER CENTURY BECAUSE OF ALL THE FECES.

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heh
isn't that weird how memes turns out to be real thing?
>housefires

>> No.49370854

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyhvCdJ_vM#t=5s

>> No.49370861

>>49370648
I love girls with big chins

>> No.49371204
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What the fuck?

>> No.49371553
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49371553

Has there ever been a AMD product in the news that actually cause a fire,seems like it's all Nvidia.

>> No.49371705

>>49369433
>nvidia is not responsible for the shit they sell whatsoever

AMD is not reliable for whining Fury X cards either then, since the pumps are fabbed by AVC? No card manufacturer is responsible for coil whine because the coils are fabbed by some random chinese company? Corsair is not responsible for some of their PSUs being shit since they are fabbed by some OEM? A car manufacturer is not reliable for the used airbags not working since they buy it from an other company?

>> No.49371722

>>49370579
well, fuck...

>> No.49371770

>>49370854
somebody call 911, fermi burning up on the dancefloor ooooo

>> No.49371832

>>49362614
Can it melt steel beams?

>> No.49372200

Nvidia has really been bumbling lately. Dx12 will topple them at this rate.

>> No.49372393

>>49372200

b-b-but /g/ amnd /v/ told me Nvidia is better than AMD every possible way!

(AMD was working on DX12 drivers months ahead of Nvidia).

>> No.49372798

>>49364636
That actually makes it safer though. It's built well enough to not cause a fire. Unlike the competitor which just starts fires and needs to be recalled.

>> No.49373532
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>ITT

>> No.49373866

>>49369519
Look at this retard that thinks he's talking Fahrenheit

>> No.49374202
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>>49362614
>being on the wrong side of the heatSHIELD

>> No.49374265

>>49372798
The difference between a discrete GPU and a tablet is quite a lot.

>> No.49374373

Why do Nvidia name their products after capeshit? Are they going for the pleb demographic?

>> No.49374459

>>49362614
The batteries they used were faulty and heat up.

>> No.49374497

>>49364744
The desoldering problem was in the xbox 360, and the gpu was made by ATI/AMD :-)

"The Xenos is a custom graphics processing unit (GPU) designed by ATI (now taken over by AMD), used in the Xbox 360 video game console developed and produced for Microsoft"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenos_%28graphics_chip%29

>> No.49374547

>>49374497
But that issue was entirely caused by Microsoft's shitty cooling setup. There were zero problems with the revised designs of the 360, once Microsoft got their shit together.

>> No.49374548

wel fuck, i have a shield with the batery that blows up.
Its Y01 right?

>> No.49374957

>>49374497
because the PS3 had no YLOD, right?

>> No.49375383

>>49368299
Vodka flatulence plus cigarette with dried out paper.

>> No.49377717

This whole thread is fucking gold.

>> No.49377781

NVIDIA DEFENSE FORCE OUT IN FULL FORCE
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>>49377781

Woodscrews, fires, and explosions? THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE DELAYED

>> No.49378497

>>49370803
Summertime

>> No.49378939

N O D R I V E R S
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>>49364409
top fucking kek

>> No.49379182

>>49378939

Indeed, Nvidia has no drivers :^)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/28/windows_10_update_nvidia_driver_conflict/

NVIDIOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH, DEAD AND BURIED.

>> No.49379221

>>49379182
N O I C E
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>> No.49381644
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49381644

>this entire thread

>> No.49381982

>>49374547
>nvidia was bad
>but that problem was amd
>it wasn't amd's fault

>> No.49382018

>>49381982
Are you retarded? Or just a paid shill?

>> No.49382525
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49382525

>yfw you chose AMD and Freedom

>> No.49382538
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>>49368402
that was a great film.

>> No.49383001

>>49373866
Or, you know, maybe he was pointing out that not everything has boiling point of 100° C.

>> No.49383208
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49383208

>>49381982
>Thankyou for your contribution to Nvidia, another $0.25 has been deposited into your Nvidia Account!

>> No.49383212

>This one is going to be expensive...

i think they shipped very little numbers of those shitty tablets

>> No.49383262

>>49362820
So if they bought VRAM from another company like they do and that VRAM broke it's not Nvidia's fault?
wat

>> No.49383298

>>49383262
Nothing is Nvidia fault, it's always AMD

>> No.49383350

>>49362614
I dunno, how many did they sell, like 5? Shouldn't cost too much to replace all of them.

>> No.49383421

>>49364802
>nvidia still can't make a better card than pitcairn at the same price point

>> No.49383429

>>49371204

>emp micropulse initiated

>> No.49383475

>>49383421

AMD has way, way better silicone when you get down to it, but the horrific driver overhead is curtailing it. If AMD had the same overhead as Nvidia a 290x would be nearly as fast as a 980ti.

>> No.49383528

>>49372393
to be fair isn't dx12 basically mantle?

>> No.49383596

>>49383528

Not entirely, but it does draw upon mantle a lot which is why AMD is ahead.

>> No.49383620

>>49383475
Right. And to be fair pitcairn has been respun a couple of times to take full advantage of TSMC's 28nm process. It's not as good as a full redesign obviously but it's a cheap way AMD can offer power consumption and/or clock speed improvements.

It'll be interesting to see the proper DX12 benchmarks coming out, since that should help nullify driver overhead.

By the by, what's with all this stuff about fermi supporting DX12? Isn't that gonna involve a lot of driver-level interpretation if/when they get it working?

>> No.49383668

>>49383596
I thought the sole reason was because GCN has asynchronous compute units.

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49383742

Seems like they used a pretty bad firewall.

>> No.49383747

>>49383668

Nvidia has essentially the same thing in maxwell, but (iirc) only two of them - hawaii has a whopping 8!

>> No.49383827

>>49383742
>Dat obvious trap

>> No.49383928

My tablet is affected. It has a broken frame and is missing the pen.

I get a free brand new device. Hella sweet.

Thanks based nvidia.

>> No.49383956

>>49383827
That's clearly not a trap.
You're going to be riding the cock carousel accidentally one of these days.

>> No.49384067

>>49383928
>i have a broken tablet
>new broken tablet for free
Nvidia

>> No.49384070

>>49363353
WHO IS THIS WAND VARG

>> No.49384094

>>49383956
>Thinks I'm gonna be riding cock carousel because I can identify a trans/trap when he can't
How does that make sense?

>> No.49384219

>>49362820
Kek no surprise retards here disregard this as shilling.

>> No.49384251

>>49382830
what film ?

>> No.49384266

>>49384094
An inability to tell trap from female is going to end in accidental dick.
Or accidental vagina (a bigger disaster).

>> No.49384270

>>49363252
Jet fuel cant mealt steal beans

>> No.49384281

>>49384266
>Thinking that is female
Bro, seriously...

>> No.49384720

>>49373866
This >>49383001
Water is the ONLY thing with a boiling point of 100 °C (at standard pressure).

>> No.49385320

>>49383747
AMDs ACEs support 8 queues (16 in Fiji and Tonga?), whatever nvidia falls theirs 32...

>> No.49385410

A furnace is coming
http://www.christianpost.com/news/nvidia-reportedly-releasing-gtx-950-in-august-142037/

>> No.49385462

>>49362820
/thread
Everybody go home it's OK! NVIDIA is still the best and it's not their fault, never mind the fact that you can boil a pot of fucking water with this bullshit.

>> No.49385908

>>49371204
flash a custom ROM, profit marginally.

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>>49362614

>> No.49386211

>>49362614
The high-quality, premium brand is at it again, cheaping out on batteries or screwing over the consumer to improve their yields. Remember, if you're a true Nvidia fan you'll deny that this issue exists and just continue to use your shield tablet. And when it explodes in your face you blame AMD.

>> No.49386253
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49386253

Pic related from an article of an nVidia shield user who tried decided to overclock his tablet, play games, AND charge it at the same time - causing a rapid temperature increase that led to it exploding catastrophically

>> No.49386348

The silicon is made by TSMC, they'll have to foot the house building bill and it only affects the gtx480, the gtx580 is not burning anyone's houses down.

But of course amdshills will try to portray this as anyone but TSMC's fault.

>> No.49386546

>>49369213
>that feel when the GAMEWORKS kicks in

>> No.49386624

>>49386253
>Essex police
Holy fuck, I'm from Essex. I was thinking for a moment there that the style those houses are built in looked familiar.

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>>49364744
shut up if you don't know your shit, faggot

>> No.49388504

>>49388446
only one day late, i'm sure he's still around

>> No.49388531

AHAHAHAAH

_Literal_ nVidia housefires!

I really hope nCrappya is paying you fags enough moneis to run this _maximum damage control campaign_!

AHAHAH

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