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WWDC THREAD 2

Live stream for those with Apple devices:
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2013/

Live stream for plebeians (VLC/mplayer):
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/13oygadvoyibawefpiuawefpiuawdf6/sl_mvp.m3u8

>> No.34469000

IT HAS BEGUN

>> No.34469010

>Grizzly Bear
>Phoenix

They've got surprisingly good music

>> No.34469013

>>34468978
sage

>> No.34469015

EVERYONE LOOK FOR JON RETTINGER

>> No.34469016

Your input can't be opened:
VLC is unable to open the MRL '
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/13oygadvoyibawefpiuawefpiuawdf6/sl_mvp.m3u8'. Check the log for details.

>> No.34469018

STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY

>> No.34469019

VLC starts playing it for a few seconds then crashes.

I just installed it just for this.

>>34469010
Apple events have always had good music.

>> No.34469020

macsux
1st

>> No.34469025

If iOS 7 is as ugly as those leaked icons I'm going to cry

>> No.34469031

>>34469020
Nope and nope.

>> No.34469032
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34469032

Fact #1: Android did not even have the possibility of a touch screen in 2006. It was a Blackberry clone.

Fact #2: Until Apple showed the iPhone, consumer products did not have features such as touch screen scrolling without a scrollbar, multitouch, pinch to zoom, slide to unlock and so on and so forth.

Fact #3: Google worked with Apple behind the scenes prior to the announcement of the original iPhone. They provided Google Maps and YouTube services. Eric Schmidt even appeared on stage during the iPhone unveiling.

Fact #4: Eric Schmidt was on the Apple board of directors, without telling the board that his company was building a competing product behind their backs.

Fact #5: Android suddenly became a touch screen product mimicking the iPhone in 2007.

Fact #6: Every Android phone sold in the US comes with malware and a keylogger that reports back to your carrier.

Android is a stolen product, there is nothing you can do to change the facts.

>> No.34469035

5 MINUTES

>> No.34469044

The stream on VLC is about 5 seconds behind, just sayin'

>> No.34469046

>>34469025
Have faith in Cupertino. Have they ever let you down?

>> No.34469049

STANNIS THE MANNIS

>> No.34469051

>>34469019
>VLC starts playing it for a few seconds then crashes.
same here

>> No.34469055

>>34469032
oh look, this shit again.

>> No.34469059

>>34469051
>VLC
>>34469044
>VLC
>>34469019
>VLC

>>>/v/

>> No.34469061

>>34469019

Kicked from stream to make room for an apple user.

>> No.34469066

>>34469032
>It was a Blackberry clone
no
It had a touchscreen support from the start
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FJHYqE0RDg

>> No.34469069

It's started. I'm getting audio, but the video is frozen.

>"No one would've done this but Apple!"
>"It's absolutely gorgeous!"

>> No.34469076

>>34469032
>Fact #4: Eric Schmidt was on the Apple board of directors, without telling the board that his company was building a competing product behind their backs.
he was appointed after google bought android.
apple should have known.

>> No.34469078

http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv

>> No.34469079

>Interesting note — there's no Wi-Fi provided for attendees today
HAHAHA
Apple2poor4WiFi

>> No.34469081

>VLC crashes after a few seconds of streaming
>open it again
>DO YOU WANT TO SEND CRASH REPORT
>click yes
>NOT RESPONDING NEEDS TO CLOSE

Is this what VLC people have to put up with?
Jesus. Can I open the stream in MPC-HC?

>> No.34469082

>>34469049
/got/ is over there --->

>> No.34469084

[clapping intensifies]

>> No.34469087

>>34469032
android wasn't even released until 2008.

>> No.34469093

does this stream look like shit for anyone else?
like sub 480p

>> No.34469094

>>34469066
That was nowhere near the "start" you idiot.

>> No.34469098

>do you want to send a bug report
>yes
>vlc crashes again

10/10

>> No.34469099
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34469099

TIME FOR BUZZWORDS

>> No.34469101

>>34469032
Fact #1: Android was made by the guy who made the Danger (look it up) shit had a touch screen.
Fact #2: See above
Fact #3: Eric Schmidt lol'd on stage during the unveiling knowing well Android was in going to own the market
Fact #4: True
Fact #5: see Fact #2
Fact #6: Every Apple product sold in the US comes with malware and a keylogger that reports back to your government
Apple steals technology and calls it their own; ask jobs.

>> No.34469104

>>34469094
>implying
State your evidence, then

>> No.34469117

>>34469081
That's what you get for using Windows m8

>> No.34469119

http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv

>> No.34469123
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34469123

IT'S HAPPENING

>inb4 ie

Quickshit wont work in ff, because plugin disable.

>> No.34469127

Hey mods, would you kindly sticky this? This thread is important. Thanks.

>> No.34469130

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.34469132

STEVE WOZNIAK IS ATTENDING

>> No.34469137

Can't watch it in Quicktime on Windows either.

Get your shit together Apple, what if I might want to buy one of your new shitty computers?

>> No.34469140

>using VLC
Fuck off idiots.

>> No.34469147

>>34469123
When did IE get not-ugly?

>> No.34469150

Just open it in MPC-HC you idiots.

>> No.34469153

>>34469123
It's already streaming faggot, lrn2spoof

>> No.34469155

>>34469147
IE9

>> No.34469159
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>>34469137
Anyone with any kind of disposable income and a love of technology already owns Apple products.

>> No.34469160

>>34469147
Since IE10

>> No.34469162

>Apple invents the iPhone shape
>All other manufacturers copy
>Apple creates the integrated app store
>All OS developers copy
>Apple goes flat

Guess what happens next.

>> No.34469166

>>34469150
How do you open a network stream in MPC?

>> No.34469168

ITSHABBEDING
soon

>> No.34469173

>>34469137
Anyone tech savvy enough already has OS X illegally installed.

>> No.34469178

>>34469147
When it got good.

>> No.34469180

>>34469162
gr8 b8 m8

>> No.34469182

>>34469166
you dont

>> No.34469184

>/g/ hates everything apple.
>faggots in this thread going out of their way to try and watch the live stream just so they can sperg out about everything.

Sad bastards.

>> No.34469191

I give up. I'm installing QuickTime.

Hold me, /g/. I'm scared.

>> No.34469193
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34469193

Each and every year, it's the fucking same.

>> No.34469194

>>34469162
>miui
>holo

>> No.34469196

>>34469162
apple invented round corners, the colors black and white, and the ibook.

>> No.34469201

>>34469162
dont forget about the whole "smartphone" thing

>> No.34469202

New to MPC-HC how to open sorry~

>> No.34469203

>inb4 Apple iphone 5 128GB Gooogle Edition

>> No.34469204

>>34469184
>/g/ is one person
Fuck off.

>> No.34469206

>>34469166
>open file
>copy paste
>wait for buffer

>> No.34469208
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34469208

>>34469137
>not having a Mac
Get with the times, grandpa

>> No.34469210
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34469210

>>34469184
I don't hate Apple.

>> No.34469213

>>34469202
File > Open you fucking idiot

>> No.34469214

FAGGOTS, ALL OF YOU.

1. OPEN CHROME
2. GO TO http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2013/
3. INSPECT ELEMENT
4. PRESS THAT SETTINGS BUTTON BOTTOM RIGHT DOWN
5. PRESS OVERRIDES
6. CLICK ON USER AGENT
7. CHOOSE IPAD IOS 5
8. REFRESH
9. THANK ME LATER
10. RIP STEVE JOBS

>> No.34469216

stream just died for me

>> No.34469218

>>34469184
But I'm not.
I just have The Verge's live blog up on my second screen and doing regular stuff on my main one

>> No.34469220

>what do we want people to feel?

>> No.34469222

what format/codecs are they using?
Detected file format: Apple HTTP Live Streaming (libavformat)
LAVF_header: avformat_open_input() failed
Opening as detected format "libavformat" failed.
Failed to recognize file format.

>> No.34469223

>>34468978
Steve Jobs Hologram confirmed!

>> No.34469224

>>34469216
lel

>> No.34469225

>>34469214
>CHROME
nope

>> No.34469226

>>34469184
I've been converted just in time for the WWDC.

My BF is now plowing me now.

>> No.34469227

it's happeniINNG
it's BEAUTIful
jony fuck me

>> No.34469229
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34469229

>>34469214
>OPEN CHROME

Nice try shlomo.

>> No.34469230

>>34469193
Are you blind or do you really not see the difference between them?
Of course they're all going to stay the same basic shape you sperglord

>> No.34469233

Anyone else only see this and hear fun.?

>> No.34469234

http://techcrunch.com/2013/06/10/live-blog-wwdc-2013-keynote/#liveblog-entry-514860

No video, but live text updates.

>> No.34469238

>>34469214
nice

>> No.34469243

remember when mods promised a sticky?

>> No.34469246

>>34469214
>Chrome
Hah. No.

>> No.34469252
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34469252

>>34469233
Forgot image

>> No.34469256

>>34469214
noice

>> No.34469257

>>34469243
>/g/
>any attention at all from mods
top lel

>> No.34469258

It's habbening

>> No.34469259

>>34469222
Same problem here, got all the packages installed.

>> No.34469266

>feel?

THEY KNOW

FUCK

>> No.34469267

>>34469222
a non-free Open-Web-hating format

>> No.34469272

64% here for the first time

So does that mean that only 36% of people come back?

>> No.34469274

>>34469257
Trying to get us a sticky, but it seems like there aren't any mods online.

>> No.34469277

>>34469214
thank you based anon

>> No.34469279

always stops after like 10 seconds

>> No.34469281

>>34469257
someone requested sticky on /q/ on Friday and a mod said okay and closed the thread.

>> No.34469286

>>34469216
RIP STEAM

>> No.34469288
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34469288

You don't need OSX you faggots. You just need MPC-HC + LAV Filters

>> No.34469295

The first 15 minutes of hand picked bragging stats fills me with so much rage.

>> No.34469299

>>34469213
that doesn't work!

>> No.34469301

>>34469288
Link?

>> No.34469304

>>34469299
yes it does

>> No.34469306

>>34469274
/v/ has an E3 sticky since a few days ago.

We haven't had anything for any major tech things.

>> No.34469311

>30 minutes of "HURR WE ARE THE BEST"

Wake me up when something actually happens

>> No.34469312

WHAT.

I installed QuickTime, and http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2013/ still says "Available shortly". FUCKING APPLE.

>> No.34469317

>every time cook has to tell a fact
top lel, he stresses them so hard when he talks

>> No.34469319

>Field trip to an Apple store

That's just fucking sad.

>> No.34469320

>>34469234
ty

>> No.34469321
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34469321

Thanks for buying our shitty products, goys!

>> No.34469325

>>34469312
Me too !! fucking apple

>> No.34469326

>>34469266
my sides
god damn that was beautiful though

>> No.34469329

>>34469214

Dude that does not work.

>> No.34469331

I've noticed apple stores are as empty as any other phone shop nower says. Apple's shine has worn off.

>> No.34469333

>>34469222
libavformat53, available for Debian.

>> No.34469336

ms e3 keynote is more entertaining

>> No.34469337
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34469337

>>34469304
All of them giving me invalid parameters etc

>> No.34469339

Stream works for me on Safari.

>> No.34469341

>Apple store
>Field trip

>> No.34469347

>>34469301
>Google.com

>> No.34469349

>>34469312
because they dont show the live stream

the website will only link to a recording when the actual event ends

thats why it says "shortly"

>> No.34469350

How the FUCK do you mute the quicktime web plugin?

>> No.34469351

>>34469337
same here

>> No.34469353

just use this fucking stream
http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv

>> No.34469354

>The thread is now a sticky.
cool

>> No.34469357

>>34468978

>WWDC THREAD 2

>APPLE FAG BUZZWORD MARKETING SHIT THREAD

i fixed that for you OP

>> No.34469358

sticky tiem

>> No.34469359

What's that song that's playing now? (Applestore in berlin?)

>> No.34469360

The Berlin Apple store loks pretty neat, not gonna lie.

>> No.34469362

>>34469354
About fucking time.

>> No.34469363

THE THREAD IS NOW A STICKY

WOO
GO MODS!

>> No.34469364
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>>34469301
All you need is MPC-HC + Lav filters

>> No.34469366
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34469366

>le mod face

>> No.34469371

>>34469337
install lavfilter and let it handle splitting of streaming formats

>> No.34469372

>>34469354
I didn't even know 4chan X did that.
Neat.

>> No.34469374

Thank you based mod

>> No.34469376

>>34469353
>3 faggots talking over the top
Nope, well I suppose that will do for people who are insanely retarded and can't even get it open in MHPC

>> No.34469380

>>34469353
I dont want apple idiots talking over it

>> No.34469381

>>34469353
>being this casual

just install CCCP or KCP and run the stream through MPC-HC.
both come with LAV and MadVR

>> No.34469383

Dear God, German women are hideous.

>> No.34469384

Sweet Passenger!

I saw him live in cornwall last year.

>> No.34469385

finarry stickied

thanks mod

>> No.34469387

I feel so sticky...

>> No.34469388
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34469388

Nice we got a sticky.

>> No.34469390

>Only Apple could do this

Fuck you.

>> No.34469391

>>34469376
no1curr about your shitty Apple buildings
Just show us iOS7

>> No.34469392

>>34469381
>run the stream through mpchc

fucking HOW

>> No.34469393

>>34469214
I thank you now!

>> No.34469394
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34469394

MPC-HC + LAV FILTERS = FREEDOM

>> No.34469399

Ackually

mod

>> No.34469402

>>34469392
>>>/v/
Just fuck off you idiot.

>> No.34469403

>>34469364
Not sure what I am doing wrong, but I can't open

http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/13oygadvoyibawefpiuawefpiuawdf6/sl_mvp.m3u8

in MPC-HC, and VLC can only play like 2 seconds.

>> No.34469405

>>34469331

That's a joke right? Every time I drive up to Chicago every Apple Store there is fucking packed.

I've been to tons of other ones too this year even, and they're all packed too.

>> No.34469406

>>34469381
I have LAV and MadVR and the stream does not work in MPC-HC.

>> No.34469407

>ONLY AAPL CAN DO DIS
>CHANGD LE WORLD
>LOVE THE BUYING EXPERIENCE
>50 BILION APS GAIZ

>> No.34469408

>>34469391
Didn't mean to quote

>> No.34469410

>Downloaded each moth

>> No.34469413

>>34469402
you feel cool for not helping? please help.

>> No.34469414

"They love your incredible abs"

oh you :3

>> No.34469415

Is the stream lagging for anyone else?

>> No.34469417

That new Berlin store is horrible.

>> No.34469419
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>>34469392
Install LAV Filters you cunt.

>> No.34469420
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34469420

Why is it so hard for people to do this?

>> No.34469423

>50 billion.

Android is not far behind. wasn't it 48 billion?

>> No.34469425

>>34469312
FINALLY. LAVfilters + MPC did the trick. FFFFFFFFFFUCKING Apple made me install QuickTime for nothing.

>A BILLION APP DOWNLOADS!
>*clap* *clap*

Looks like I didn't miss anything.

>> No.34469426

>>34469403
You are not using mplayer

>> No.34469427

>"To those other guys"
lel

>> No.34469432

WE'VE GOT YOUR CREDIT CARDS BITCHES

>> No.34469434

>>34469403
INSTALL LAVFILTER AND LET IT HANDLE THE SPLITTING YOU DENSE DIMWIT
THEN OPEN THE LINK VIA "OPEN FILE"

>> No.34469435

>>34469413
No, it's fucking simple. Piss off cunt.

>> No.34469436

>>34469415
It's switching to low-quality randomly and then back to high quality.

>> No.34469437
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>>34469406
>I have LAV and MadVR and the stream does not work in MPC-HC.

Yes it does.

>> No.34469438

>>34469417
jews ripping germans off to avenge the 5 octillion who died in the concentration camps. It's fair to me.

>> No.34469441

IT'S OVER, ANDROID IS FINISHED

>> No.34469442
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34469442

>>34469392
FILE OPEN
JUST WERKS

>> No.34469445

>>34469360

Yeah, I was actually really impressed with the look of the Berlin Store. Too bad I'm stuck in the states.

>>34469390
No fuck you buddy.

>> No.34469447

What's their cut of ten billion?

>> No.34469448

>>34469415
stutters a lot for me
mpc-hc

>> No.34469458
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>>34469420
>Why is it so hard for people to do this?

Most people are fucking retarded.

>> No.34469461

>>34469447
None. 10 billion is after their cut.

>> No.34469464

>>34469442
screen is black

>> No.34469467

>>34469458
They shouldn't be on this board then.

>> No.34469469

3 times as much combined. For now. Google Play is catching up at an exponential rate.

>> No.34469470

All those gay people...

>> No.34469475

>>34469464
das racist

>> No.34469477

>>34469435

hope you feel good about yourself jerk

>> No.34469479

>>34469464
let it buffer.

>> No.34469481

>>34469447
Nothing, that's after their cut. They take 20 or 30% I think.

>> No.34469483

>>34469464
>>>/v/

>> No.34469484

>Anki
FUCK OFF THAT NAMES IS TAKEN
http://ankisrs.net/

>> No.34469485

>anki
wut?

>> No.34469486

>>34469464
nevermind, clicked play/pause a few times works great now thanks based apple

>> No.34469487
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34469487

>>34469425
>FINALLY. LAVfilters + MPC did the trick.

That's what we've been trying to tell you. Make sure MPC-HC is using Lav Filters and it works fine.

>> No.34469490

>>34469448
Yeah, same thing here. Watching some other guys stream now but they won't shut up and turn off Skype.

>> No.34469494

inb4 it falls down the stairs

>> No.34469498

This guy doesn't look like a Boris to me.

>> No.34469499

>>34469434
I have LAV Filter and yes I am using it for splitting. Still doesn't work.

>> No.34469503

lol, augmented reality?

>> No.34469505

fuck off, i hate these third party things. just get to the good stuff

>> No.34469507

The stream lagging on MPC.

>> No.34469509

You can also watch the stream if you own an iPad.

>> No.34469513

>this took half a decade

>> No.34469514
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34469514

>>34469467
>They shouldn't be on this board then.

We should ban anybody who can't open the stream on Windows

>> No.34469520

LOL GOOGLE RIPOFF

>> No.34469521

wtf, matchbox cars?

>> No.34469523

>cars crashed

>> No.34469526

Watching on my iPhone 5, you mad fags?

>> No.34469527

we cars now

>> No.34469530

But google are doing this with REAL cars.

>> No.34469531

>>34469509
>owning an iPad

>> No.34469532

>>34469509
Normal humans just triple boot with OS X.

>> No.34469534

What the fuck is this? A toy store?

>> No.34469535

>>34469499
let MPCHC do the audio/video-decoding, too.
fixed it for me.

>> No.34469536

Wtf kind of name is anki

>> No.34469537

>Anki
>Aidan

>> No.34469538

yaay car races
wowww

>> No.34469539

LOL IT FAILS!!!

>> No.34469541

omgawd. iCar.

>> No.34469542

Haha, the faggot car wan't started.

>> No.34469543

>awkward

>> No.34469544

How embaressing

>> No.34469545

Anyone else only getting sound on vlc?

>> No.34469547

>cars are failing
AHAHAHAHA

>> No.34469548

>>34469526
YEAH SUPR MAD GET OUT

>> No.34469549

We should have gotten someone to stream for us

>> No.34469550

>It doesn't just work
lel this is embarrassing

>> No.34469552

>>34469531

>2013
>Not owning the best tablet out there

>> No.34469554

The fuck is this. That chrome racer was more impressive and it was a broken laggy piece of shit.

>> No.34469555

AHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.34469557

The cars stopped working

gg Apple

>> No.34469558

>half a decade

Jesus fucking Christ just show us iOS7.

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>>34469507
>The stream lagging on MPC.

The stream is fine.

>> No.34469561

HA HA WE CARS NAO

>> No.34469562

50 pushups each.

>> No.34469563
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34469563

>tune in to stream
>first thing i hear is ''...this has changed the WORLD"
>wooh
>woooh yeah
>clap clap

>> No.34469564

Dohoho, the car crashed.

>> No.34469565

iMaps for icars

>> No.34469567

IT'S OVER, ANKI IS FINISHED

>> No.34469570

>this took half a decade
>it doesn't even work
Why would they even endorse something like this

>> No.34469572

>>34469531
>not owning an iPad

>> No.34469574

>>34469499
My setup is more or less the same as your guide. Not sure what you're doing wrong.

>> No.34469576

Why are they even showing cars?

>> No.34469579

If the stream lags in MPC, just reload it.

>> No.34469582

>>34469535
You mean LAV Filter do the decoding? I am...

>> No.34469583

Yeezus Christ just show us the fucking iPhone so I can get on with my life.

>> No.34469587

>>34469576
Google Racer ripoff

EXPERIENCE

>> No.34469589

>he was a little camera shy
and it became a cute joke and a triumph and now they're clapping
BRILLIANT AS ALWAYS

>> No.34469592

>>34469583
There won't be an iPhone.

>> No.34469593

move on please

>> No.34469595

How exactly is this relevant to Apple devs?

>> No.34469596

LAV FILTER GUIDE HERE
http://www.avsforum.com/t/1357375/advanced-mpc-hc-setup-guide

>> No.34469597

K, that's pretty cool.

>> No.34469598

what the fuck am I watching

>> No.34469599

OK, so this is kinda cool from an AI point of view, but how the hell is this useful for end users?

>> No.34469600

"Ouch. This silence is deafening."

The Verge, apple cocksuckers since 2012

>> No.34469604

I see that this is impressive from an AI perspective, but why would they show this at wwdc?

>> No.34469605

Wow, this is shit.

>> No.34469608

WOO TOY CARS
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

>> No.34469609

wut

>> No.34469614

>>34469595
Nothing. This could be done using anything.

>> No.34469615

>>34469595
they always do this shit with a different company each year

>> No.34469616

>>34469592

Will there be something "new"?

>> No.34469618

>>34469582
I mean what I wrote.

>> No.34469619

>>34469598
Fat nerds trying to figure out MPC.

>> No.34469624

Can't you guys deliver an actual working livestream?

- Apple Livestream does not work on my iMAC
- VLC livestream does not work on my PC

I guess these fuckers blocked my country?

>> No.34469627

how long is this keynote supposed to be?

>> No.34469629

>>34469604
Google are doing this with real cars though. It's not that impressive.

>> No.34469630
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34469630

IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS ON WINDOWS WITH MPC-HC + LAV FILTERS, YOU DON'T BELONG ON /G/

PROTIP, PRINT SCREEN AND THEN CTRL + C AUTOMATICALLY PUTS A SCREENSHOT IN THE FILE INPUT ON APPCHAN X

>> No.34469631

>>34469624
>iMAC
>VLC
Fuck off.

>> No.34469633

>>34469616
Yeah new mac books with even more hipster cred than last year.

>> No.34469634

>>34469624
>Safari

>> No.34469635

>>34469604
Developers using iOS devices to create shit

>> No.34469638

>>34469587
Except it's far less impressive than Google Racer.

I got the stream working in MPC-HC by the way. Renderer from madVR to system default. I guess the people who got it working aren't madVR master race.

>> No.34469639

>>34469624

Open Quicktime
Command + U
Paste URL

>> No.34469640

>>34469624
http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv
But there are Macfags commenting

>> No.34469643

>>34469624
hahahahahhahah faggot

>> No.34469644

>>34469624
http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv

>> No.34469645

>>34469630
WOAH

>> No.34469646

Apple does toy cars and google does Nascar lol

>> No.34469648
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>>34469596
This is exactly what I have installed, and the stream does not work on MPC-HC.

>> No.34469651

>>34469624
you are a superfaggot in a thread about faggotry

>> No.34469653
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34469653

>>34469582
Your filters on MPC-HC should look like this. LAV should be doing the splitting.

>> No.34469654

Honestly this is mostly a placeholder to take up time they don't want to use. Who cares about this? No one, not even Apple. But having shitty companies like them go up there gives them enough time to focus on what really matters without going overboard.

>>34469624
Wow you're a fucking moron. If you can't even manage to figure out this shit get off /g/. Why are you trying to watch a developer's conference?

>> No.34469655

Aww, you're welcome, Cookie

>> No.34469657

>#1 desktop
>#1 laptop

By what metric?

>> No.34469660

>>34469640
every fucking foreign fuck is commenting like it's their goddamned job

and the fucking hosts are fucking superfags

>> No.34469661

>>34469638
SHUT UP AND DO YOUR RESEARCH

>> No.34469662

>>34469394
HOW DID YOU DO THAT

>> No.34469663
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34469663

Why the fuck won't this work?

>> No.34469666

>tfw watching microsoft's e3 and apple's keynote and being happy that they're shit

>> No.34469669

>#1 notebook
>not telling me what criteria that's based on
fuck them

>> No.34469670

>a paltry 18%

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.34469673

>>34469657

I'm wondering this as well.

>> No.34469675

Stupid americlaps

>> No.34469676

>>34469653
doesn't that shit not work on mpc-hc x64?

>> No.34469678
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34469678

>/g/
>having trouble with a little simple streaming process

>> No.34469680

Tim Cook sounds sooooo gay.

>> No.34469683

>>34469663
BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED
>>>/v/

>> No.34469686
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34469686

>Murrika

>> No.34469690

http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv

For those who are unable to play the stream via VLC/MPC.

>> No.34469691

Cock has the charisma of a wet sponge.

>> No.34469693

GRAPHS

>> No.34469694

>>34469683
yeah nah you're a cunt

>> No.34469695

#1 desktop used by proprietary software users

>> No.34469696

18% on billions is still a lot more though.

>for us it's not about making the most

It is when it comes to money.

>> No.34469700

Americlaps, Americlaps everywhere.
It's like Google IO^2

>> No.34469701

>>34469678
It's the /v/ermin faggots

>> No.34469704

>#1 laptop
>#1 desktop
huh
how do you even? what? #1 of what?

>> No.34469708

>Windows 8
OOOOH NO HE DI'INT!

>> No.34469709

>customer sat
oop he slipped and used an internal lingoes

>> No.34469710

>>34469690
what is the link to the direct stream ? please

>> No.34469711

mpv sl_mvp.m3u8
All you have to do idiots.

>> No.34469712

>>34469049
>Do you think it's going to be Sea Lion?

>I think it's going to be Sea Lion

lolwut

>> No.34469713

>>34469630
>IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS ON WINDOWS WITH MPC-HC + LAV FILTERS, YOU DON'T BELONG ON /G/
Says the one who uses pretty much stock MPC-HC and think he is though shit. You're not even using madVR, which seemed to cause the problem.

So how to watch:
1) Open MPC-HC.
2) Change renderer from madVR to System default.
3) Press open file and open this URL:
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/13oygadvoyibawefpiuawefpiuawdf6/sl_mvp.m3u8

>> No.34469714

Any online livestreams without commentary?

>> No.34469717

HAHAHAHA WINDOWS 8 STATUS: TIM COOK TOLD

>> No.34469718

>>34469694
Nope. You're retarded. Just stick to /v/.

>> No.34469724

Shot at Win8.
Apple sheep cackle.

>> No.34469726

>>34469691
He's the least charismatic gay dude ever.

>> No.34469727

INNOVATION

>> No.34469728

>>34469657
Sales of a specific range probably. So macbook range vs the best selling laptop range.

PCs def still sold more

>> No.34469729

To be fair, Mountain Lion was a fairly small update. Microsoft had the balls to try something completely different. It was a shit idea, but it was still trying.

>> No.34469731

Oh God, this guy.

>> No.34469732

>>34469704
#1 in the $1000+ segment

>> No.34469733

BASED OS X

YES

>> No.34469734

>Making fun of windows 8

>> No.34469735

>yfw Snoop Lion comes on stage

>> No.34469738

The stream on my iPad is like 3 mins behind what the verge has. Apple step it up!

>> No.34469739

WINDOWS 8 STATUS:

TOLD [X]
NOT TOLD [X]

>> No.34469741

SEA LION

>> No.34469742

>>34468978
>stream crashes every 10 seconds
>only on PCs

Gee I wonder who's behind that

>> No.34469743

>>34469713
I'm using madVR and it works fine.

>> No.34469745

So the koolaid is stronger in macland. Who knew

>> No.34469747

>dwindling supply of cats
SEA LION CONFIRMED

>> No.34469748

Nice shirt faggot

>> No.34469749

>Federighi

Jimmys rustled

>> No.34469753
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34469753

SEA LION

>> No.34469754
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>tfw cat memes made me laugh

>> No.34469756

>>34469741
lelelelelelelel

>> No.34469757

>macfags in charge of streaming

>> No.34469758

>>34469735
OS 10 SNOOP LION CONFIRMED

>> No.34469759

>>34469741
HAHA OH FUCK

>> No.34469761
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>>34469648
>This is exactly what I have installed, and the stream does not work on MPC-HC.

You are clearly fucking stupid. I am posting screenshots and streaming this effortlessly on Windows because I simply installed LAV with MPC-HC

>> No.34469762

>>34469653
Yes, I know how to use LAV. I wrote a whole guide about configuring MPC-HC to be as good as possible.
Thanks for trying to help but I found the issue. madVR doesn't seem to support like streaming content.

>> No.34469764

here ist comes oh my god here it comes guys are your prostates ready

>> No.34469766

SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION SEA LION

>> No.34469767

>>34469713
>2) Change renderer from madVR to System default.

How

>> No.34469768

>sea lion
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY

>> No.34469770

SEA LION CONFIRMED ARP ARP ARP.

>> No.34469771

>dwindling supply of cats

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.34469773

Did they rent the Big Bang Theory audience?

>> No.34469775

>OS X Mavericks
lel

>> No.34469776

bears!!!

>> No.34469778

OH ES TWELVE

>> No.34469779

>people laughing at Windows 8
lel, Microsoft is finished

>> No.34469780

>>34469630
You need to stop posting. Congrats, you've got it to work. You're not hot shit. You're not a technical genius, you're just an asshole.

>> No.34469781

>>34469762
http://files.nyaa.eu/HOW_DID_I_PLAYED_BACK.txt

This is what I followed and the stream works fine.

>> No.34469782

Noooo anything but this

>> No.34469783
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34469783

MAVERICKS CONFIRMED

>> No.34469784

Mavericks?

>> No.34469785

OS X Gay

>> No.34469786

>Sea Lion
What a joke.

>> No.34469788

>OS X Mavericks

HAHAHHA

>> No.34469790

>>34469775
GOD DAMN IT MAVERICK

>> No.34469791

>Maverick

>> No.34469795
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>>34469713
madVR isn't the problem.

>> No.34469796

>>34469713
THIS DOES -NOT- WORK

EVEN WITHOUT MADVR IT DOES NOT WORK

>> No.34469797
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>>34469762
>madVR doesn't seem to support like streaming content.

No shit. Just use EVR-CP

>> No.34469798

>Starting with Finder Tabs
SHEET
someone was talking about this on a forum

>> No.34469799

>>34469773
You mean the laughing track.

>> No.34469801

>>34469663
Change renderer to EVR Custom present or system default.

>> No.34469803

When will Mavericks be hackintosh'd?

>> No.34469805

NEW APPS FOR EVERY USER

>> No.34469806

>Mavericks

Mark Cuban is going to sue Apple.

>> No.34469807
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>Maverick

OS X confirmed for pandering to the gay community

>> No.34469811
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34469811

>mfw

>> No.34469812

>>34469761
We get it you autistic freak.

>> No.34469813

FUCKING TABS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

INNOVATION AGAIN WOAHHHHHHH

>> No.34469814

OS X Mavericks?

TOP FUCKING LEL

>> No.34469816

>dat logo
Here it fucking comes

>> No.34469817

>>34469773
bazooper

>> No.34469819

>>34469791

OS X Mavericks

>> No.34469820

>>34469801
DOESNT WORK

>> No.34469821

all you morons not figuring out "Sea Lion" was tounge-in-cheek: >>>/out/

>> No.34469822

>Finder tabs

About time

>> No.34469823

>tabs

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

>> No.34469824

>Finder tabs
It's happening!!!

>> No.34469826

really? mavericks? ran out of cats? I was expecting at least Mac OS X Grisly Bear if it was going to be cali-themed.

>> No.34469827

>feel

>> No.34469828

mavericks?

what the fuck?
seriously?

>> No.34469829

>>34469690
http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv/pop-out

For those who wants it in a pop-out window.

>> No.34469830
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34469830

are they going to release it this year? I'm still waiting

>> No.34469831

>>34469795
It was for me. I changed it and now it works just fine.

>> No.34469833

Wait... Mac OS Wild Cow?

>> No.34469836
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34469836

Fuck...I actually liked OS X Sea Lion

>> No.34469837

Fuck yeah!
This is awsome

>> No.34469838

>FINDER TABS

IT'S OVER, WINBLOWS IS FINISHED

>> No.34469839

>tabs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.34469840

>>34469798
>Finder tabs
Jesus I'm jizzing everywhere at the thought of this

>> No.34469841

OS X MAVERICKS

YOU WISH YOU WERE THIS PRETENTIOUS

>> No.34469843

>tabs
FINALLY

>> No.34469844

>>34469807
hell fuckin' yeah

>> No.34469845

>announce a new feature name
>people already start clapping and yelling without even knowing what it is

>> No.34469847

We're looking at it? It's still shiny app icons? Where is the redesign?

>> No.34469848

>2013
>no iBooks app on Mac

Come on, daddy needs a new pair of apps.

>> No.34469851

>Maverick
We Meerkats now

>> No.34469853
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34469853

i see windows vista

>> No.34469855
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34469855

AS LONG AS LAV IS DOING THE SPLITTING, YOU WILL BE FINE.

>> No.34469856

>multiple displays
FINALLY

>> No.34469857

This actually makes the Finder useful.

>> No.34469861

Multiple displays? How does that even work?

I can't handle this innovation.

>> No.34469862

>Multiple displays

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hasn't this shit been supported since Windows 98?

>> No.34469863

>multiple displays
SHIT GUYS WINDOWS IS FINISHED

>> No.34469864

windows has done all this before

>> No.34469865

MULTIPLE DISPLAYS

#GETHYPE

>> No.34469867

>multiple displays
Seriously? OSX didn't already have this?

>> No.34469868

>Multiple displays

Wow! OS X has entered 1995

>> No.34469869
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34469869

>we're bringing you multiple displays

>whoa whoa...you guys are actually excited for this old technology?

>> No.34469871

>>34469857
Finder has always been fairly shit, this is such good news

>> No.34469872

>>34469862
Yes.

>> No.34469873

Finder tabs???

8=====D~~~~~~~~

>> No.34469874

>>34469868
>>34469867
>>34469863
>>34469862
Are you really this retarded?

>> No.34469875

WE JUST INVENTED SCROLLING

>> No.34469876

MUTIPLE DICKS

>> No.34469879
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>>34469829
>For those who wants it in a pop-out window.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PLAY THIS WITH YOUR VIDEO PLAYER ON WINDOWS OR LINUX? ARE YOU STUPID?

>> No.34469881

>innovashun

>> No.34469883

>>34469867
Of course, but it had its flaws

>> No.34469884

>>34469864
No, pls go

>> No.34469885

>>34469869
We're not going to give you multiple displays for free, you greedy goys.

>> No.34469887

god this is so retarded

>> No.34469888

>multiple displays

OS X Maverick confirmed best computer of 1998

>> No.34469889

>>34469864

Windows doesn't do tabbed file manager.

>> No.34469890

sounds really good

>> No.34469891

>>34469867
of course it did you mong, but they had shitty bugs with fullscreen windows
bug fixing is now a new feature

>> No.34469895

>>34469874
>>>/v/

>> No.34469896

pls gib Jony Ive

>> No.34469897

Wow multiple displays.
What is this 2001?

>> No.34469898

>>34469862
INDEPENDEND DISPLAYS HOLY SHIT IM CUMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.34469899

I get "Failed to render file" on MPC-HC

What the fuck am I doing wrong?

>> No.34469902

MULTIPLE DISPLAYS
TABS
SCROLLING


GET REKT WINFAGS, FEELING THE ENVY?

>> No.34469903

That animation...

>> No.34469906

>>34469871
Indeed. Couldn't even create a new file, that's what bothered me the most.

>> No.34469907

>>34469879
Because VLC crashes and MPC refuses to load the file you cunt.

>> No.34469910

Seriously, everybody is clapping.

WHAT IS THIS

>> No.34469912

>>34469899
Everything.

Format your computer and reinstall.

>> No.34469913

Weird to see Apple improving the desktop, while Microsoft is abandoning it.

>> No.34469914

>Apple confirmed for goverment spies raping your privacy.

>Next week

Omg teh new IPHONE!!!1

>> No.34469915

>>34469879
>$ mplayer 'http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/13oygadvoy
ibawefpiuawefpiuawdf6/sl_mvp.m3u8'
>Failed to recognize file format.

>> No.34469916

>>34469903
INDEPENDENT PANNING APPLE INVENTED MULTIPLE WINDOWS

>> No.34469917

Holy SHIT, the stream keeps stopping. Is there a way to set buffering in MPC?

>> No.34469919

>>34469910
America

>> No.34469920

OK, so I don't need XtraFinder in Maverick.

>> No.34469923

>>34469907
>VLC
lel
>MPC refuses to load the file you cunt
That's your fault.

>> No.34469924

>>34469855
We get it. Stop fucking posting.

>> No.34469925

>>34469910
You haven't seen the Google one I see.

>> No.34469926
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34469926

>>34469899
>I get "Failed to render file" on MPC-HC

Install LAV FILTERS AND LET THEM HANDLE ALL YOUR FILES LIKE THIS.

>> No.34469927

please guys just post a link of the keynote that JUST WERKS and with no commentary. PLEASE

>> No.34469928

>merge windows
Only cool thing so far, I hope it works with everything though

>> No.34469931

The fuck? OS X seriously didn't have multiple display support before?

>> No.34469933

Would be so funny he left his porn on the demo computer

>> No.34469936

Finder is the best file explorer ever
If only for the hierarchical column view which I still can't get on loonix -sigh- someday with the darling project maybe

>> No.34469937

>>34469899
Kill yourself.

>> No.34469939

>AIRDROP

OS X MAVERICK Confirmed BEST OS of 2013--OH WAIT WINDOWS 7 ALREADY DID IT

OH DARN

>> No.34469941

>>34469927
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2013/

>> No.34469944

Tags seems far more useful than the color labels OS X has right now.

>> No.34469946

>>34469937
This fucking ustream guy needs to stop fucking chewing oh my god

>> No.34469947

Just remember guys, it's great for searching.

>> No.34469948

>>34469923
>That's your fault.

Well explain how to make it work then faggot.

>> No.34469950

Windowsfags getting blown the fuck out

>> No.34469952
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34469952

>>34469927
Just stream it with your native video player on any platform you fucking pleb.

>> No.34469953

>>34469931
it was shitty

>> No.34469954

TABS
TAGS
TABS
TAGS

>> No.34469955

>>34469931
It did.

>> No.34469957

>>34469933
XDD

>> No.34469958

>>34469933

didn't you see the upper left file?

>> No.34469959

>>34469920

For tabs? Maybe not.
The other features still stand.

>> No.34469960

>that asian qt in the front row

>> No.34469961

Ctrl+f 'NSA'

0 results, we'll never learn

>> No.34469965

>>34469948
Why should I? You're being a cunt. If you can't figure it out yourself then maybe you shouldn't be here.

>> No.34469969

>>34469954
>mfw useful tags

>> No.34469970

>>34469926
> Install these bloated filters to play this shitty proprietary Apple codec

Lolno.

>> No.34469972

>>34469944
The color labels are fucking hideous, who even uses that shit

>> No.34469973

>>34469950
Gonna switch for real.

>> No.34469974

So, Mac OS's Finder will now have all the KDE Dolphin.

And multiple display, LOL

>> No.34469977

They turned Finder into Evernote.

That's pretty f-ing cool IMO.

I want tagging in Linux.

>> No.34469978

>>34469944
Are they going to release new devices? New OS stuff is nonesense

>> No.34469979

>>34469970
>bloated filters
hue

>> No.34469982
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34469982

>>34469931

It did.

>> No.34469985

>>34469899
$ mplayer "http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/13oygadvoyibawefpiuawefpiuawdf6/sl_mvp.m3u8"

so hard

>> No.34469987

>>34469931
It did, but it lacked some obvious features that made it somewhat useless. (e.g., if you had a fullscreen app in one screen, the other screen became unusable)

>> No.34469989

>>34469952
it doesn't work in mplayer2, and i don't know what format support is missing

>> No.34469991

>>34469944
NSA requested that feature to make it easier to your dirty files.

>> No.34469993

>>34469898

>http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv/pop-out

>> No.34469995

guys i can t get it running i am using mac help me

>> No.34469996

>>34469965
>You're being a cunt
Holy shit. Look over your recent posts. You keep spamming the same fucking screenshots of it working, but not telling anyone how you did it.

>HERE, LOOK MINE IS WOKRING SO I DUNNO WHY URS ISNT LOL!
Fuck off.

>> No.34469997

>>34469977
Evernote was the first thing I thought of

>> No.34470000

>>34469961
NSA backdoor is a given.

>> No.34470001

>>34469952
it's blocked in france asshole

>> No.34470002

Wonder if it will be possible to Install Maverick with Clover right away. They'll probably block the Unibeast method though.

>> No.34470003

>>34469977
I want hierarchical columns ;~;

>> No.34470007
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34470007

>>34469924
>We get it. Stop fucking posting.

CLEARLY THERE ARE SOME IDIOTS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER SO I NEED TO HELP THEM.

>> No.34470008

>>34469985
>mplayer "http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/13oygadvoyibawefpiuawefpiuawdf6/sl_mvp.m3u8"
Detected file format: Apple HTTP Live Streaming (libavformat)
LAVF_header: avformat_open_input() failed
Opening as detected format "libavformat" failed.
Failed to recognize file format.

>> No.34470009

>>34469996
>You keep spamming the same fucking screenshots of it working
No I didn't, that isn't me.

Try a quick google search you moron.

>> No.34470016

>>34469978
I'm interested in new OS X stuff. The tags seems useful, as does the multiple displays stuff (even though it should have been done long ago).

>> No.34470020

So, when does this thing finish? I'm waiting till then to read what they presented.

>> No.34470021

>WWDC thread
>Nothing but retards trying to figure out how to view a fucking stream
what the fuck /g/

>> No.34470024

>>34470008
INSTALL LAVFILTERS

>> No.34470025

>>34470001
>france
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>> No.34470030

Multimonitor support. Sea lion is the new sysadmin standard

>> No.34470031

>you can move windows across the multiple displays

INNOVASHUN

APPLE #1

MURRIKA STRONG

>> No.34470032

>>34470007
Just so you know, shitstain, LAV does not work with x64. So stop recommending it if it clearly isn't working.

>> No.34470033
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34470033

>>34469970
>Install these bloated filters

LAV FILTERS ARE OPEN SOURCE AND NOT BLOATED AT ALL YOU FUCKING PLEB FAGGOT. YOUR VLC SHIT IS BLOATED.

>> No.34470034

watch it here you plebs

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/wwdc-2013-live-via-apple-tv

>> No.34470035

this is a hell of a lot better than windows' window management and multiscreen shit

>> No.34470037
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34470037

he keeps putting this upward pitch at the end of every fucking sentence like he's asking a question

>> No.34470039

JUST FUCKING WATCH THIS http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv AND SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS JESUS

>> No.34470041
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34470041

>>34469926
Meanwhile, stuck on "playing", default renderer not using MadVR

It just doesn't work on MPC-HC, with LAV.

>> No.34470042

>>34469807
Apple wanders cluelessly into the danger zone

>> No.34470043

>>34470021
It's like 3 fucking idiots which shouldn't be here at all and need spoonfeeding.

>> No.34470045
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34470045

>>34470021

>> No.34470046

>>34470024
isn't that a windows thing?

>> No.34470047

>>34470008
mplayer -playlist http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/13oygadvoyibawefpiuawefpiuawdf6/sl_mvp.m3u8

>> No.34470049

>App Nap

>> No.34470050

>>34470016
I can't believe it's taken this long for an operating system to get a tabbed file system

>> No.34470051

>>34470008
Exiting... (Quit)
[email protected]:~$ mplayer -cache 2000 http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/13oygadvoyibawefpiuawefpiuawdf6/sl_mvp.m3u8
MPlayer2 UNKNOWN (C) 2000-2012 MPlayer Team
mplayer: could not connect to socket
mplayer: No such file or directory
Failed to open LIRC support. You will not be able to use your remote control.

Playing http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/13oygadvoyibawefpiuawefpiuawdf6/sl_mvp.m3u8.
Resolving p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net for AF_INET6...

Couldn't resolve name for AF_INET6: p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net
Resolving p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net for AF_INET...
Connecting to server p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net[92.123.153.115]: 80...

Cache size set to 2000 KBytes
Cache fill: 0.20% (4027 bytes)

Detected file format: Apple HTTP Live Streaming format (libavformat)

>> No.34470057

>>34470007
Filters is grayed out. I probably can't run it until the video runs.

>> No.34470058

>>34470025
you mean
honhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon

>> No.34470059

GUYS HELP HOW DO I STREAM APPLE WWDC LIVE?
GUYS HELP HOW DO I STREAM APPLE WWDC LIVE?
GUYS HELP HOW DO I STREAM APPLE WWDC LIVE?

>> No.34470061

>muh buzzwords

>> No.34470063

>DEEP IDLE
>APP NAP
>GPU MATRIX

>> No.34470065
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34470065

m-muh buzzwords

>> No.34470066

ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>> No.34470067
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34470067

WE OPENGL NOW!!!!!

>> No.34470068
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34470068

ALL THOSE BUZZWORDS

>> No.34470069

what's this guy's name again?

>> No.34470071

http://gizmodo.com/our-wwdc-2013-meta-liveblog-kicks-off-monday-6-10-at-12-511781107

>> No.34470074
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34470074

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING MPLAYER PLEBS JUST USE MPC-HC + LAV FILTERS

>> No.34470077

>>34470061
>>34470061
>>34470063
>>34470065
>>34470067
>>34470068
hivemind

>> No.34470078

>Timer coalescing

Didn't Linux do this like 6 years ago?

>> No.34470079

>>34470069
craig something

>> No.34470081

>>34470069

notsteve jobs

>> No.34470082

>>34470063
>DEEP IDLING DICKS
>DICK IN ASS NAP
>DICK MATRIX

>> No.34470083

>>34470033
Why are you posting a screenshot with every post? So everyone knows you're the same shitposting dickhead?

>> No.34470085

>>34470033
> Have been able to play any video format using MPC-HC since forever
> Apple proprietary codecs prevent playing video using MPC-HC
> Here, install these filters just so that you can play this specific video, filters that you'll never use again after this keynote is over

Yeah no thanks bro

>> No.34470088

>app
app
>app
app
>app
app
>app
app
>app
app
>app
app

>> No.34470089

Are they fucking bringing back RAM compression?

>> No.34470091
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34470091

>>34470032
>LAV does not work with x64. So stop recommending it if it clearly isn't working.

WRONG NIGGER. CHECK MY ABOUT PAGE ON MPC-HC

>> No.34470093

>>34470069
John Apple

>> No.34470095

That gradient on the 72% memory thing.
Look at it.
Icon style confirmed.

>> No.34470099

guyz i need stream pls.

>> No.34470102

>Multiple Displays already released before
>Airdrop already in Windows 7
>Timer Coalescing in Linux

m-muh innovashin

>> No.34470103
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34470103

>Compressed Memory

Oh shit, it's back

>> No.34470105

>>34470000

Quads == Truth

>> No.34470106

>>34470085
>> Here, install these filters just so that you can play this specific video, filters that you'll never use again after this keynote is over
Are you retarded? You should be using them filters anyway.

>> No.34470107

shit nigga, compress yo shit

>> No.34470109

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenGL#OpenGL_4.0
>OpenGL 4.0
>Release Date: March 11, 2010

Wow thank you apple

>> No.34470111

>>34469238
Oh my god, timer coalescing! Timer coalescing!

>> No.34470112

Jobs really gained some weight.

>> No.34470113

SAFARI BROWSING INNOVASHUN

>> No.34470115

>>34470047
keeps trying and failing over and over

>>34470051
still fails to recognize the format

>> No.34470118

ZRAM

THEY RIPPED OFF ANDROID AGAIN

>> No.34470119

>>34470079
Found it by searching "craig": Craig Federighi.
Thx.

>> No.34470120

1.5 EX PERFORMANCE

>> No.34470123

>Reopen all windows from last session
Safari is just getting this?

>> No.34470124

>>34470103
Fuck yes now I can double my RAMS!!!!

>> No.34470125

Loving the apple prettythings and laughing my ass off at how good /g/ is at pointing out how stupid apple is

this is the best keynote ever

>> No.34470128

>>34470089
>Not using SoftRAM95 on Windows 7
Do you even Ram?

>> No.34470129
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34470129

>>34470085
>Apple proprietary codecs prevent playing video using MPC-HC

LAV FILTERS ARE OPEN SOURCE AND THEY PLAY THIS STREAM JUST FINE YOU DUMB LOSER.

>> No.34470132

Oh wow still making browsers

>> No.34470135

>>34470085
>Apple proprietary codecs prevent playing video using MPC-HC
mpchc can't play any streams.

>> No.34470138

He said Mountain Lion instead of Mavericks

>> No.34470141

He fucked up... He said: "In mountain lion"

>> No.34470142

>>34470138
Caught that too

>> No.34470144

>>34470125
>this is the best keynote ever
Too bad only half of /g/ can watch it.

Actually, that might be a good thing.

>> No.34470145

>SunSpider
>JSBench
lol, use Octane.

>> No.34470146
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34470146

>>34470074
No

>> No.34470148

How the fuck compressing the memory makes the responsiveness better?

>> No.34470149
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34470149

innovations

>> No.34470150

>nitro

>> No.34470151

I can't imagine too many people actually use Safari.

>> No.34470152

Would be a killer if they make a Google Reader replacement (including syncing across devices).

>> No.34470153
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34470153

>>34470135
>mpchc can't play any streams.

THAT WHY YOU INSTALL LAV FILTERS YOU DUMBASS.

>> No.34470155

>let's talk about Safari
Yeah, how about no.

>> No.34470158

>>34470144
>Too bad only half of /g/ can watch it.
Because the rest is fucking retarded.

>> No.34470161
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34470161

>>34470123
No

>> No.34470163

>firefox memory usage comparisson

It's over mozilla is finished!

>> No.34470165

>>34470125
The sad thing is now that jobs is actually dead, Apple are actually innovating,

But the iphags dont want to hear about better productivity with multiple desktops or better use of ram.

they want to see photo albums that just work and smooth animations.

Apple is dead.

>> No.34470166

>>34470129
lav filters are a windows thing

>> No.34470168

>>34470153
XDDDDDDDDDD LE SHITPOSTING!!!!!!!!

>> No.34470169

>firefox
what is this, 2007?

>> No.34470170

I'm sure there's some bullshit in that "FIRST" list.

>> No.34470171

>>34470155
>>34470151
Does Safari even have adblock?

>> No.34470174

>>34470153
asswipe, wasn't talking to you.

>> No.34470175

>>34470148
CPU is cheaper than disk, so when swapping if you offload some of the disk io to CPU time by using compression, you can "Swap" faster.

Swapping still sucks though.

>> No.34470176

fuck, firefox ded ;-;

>> No.34470177

So, when does this thing finish?

>> No.34470178

IT'S JUST EPIC xD

>> No.34470179

>>34470155
>I sure showed tim cock wait til he reeds this post heheheheheh

>> No.34470181
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34470181

It is over.

>> No.34470182

This is way more boring than I thought it would be.

>> No.34470184

>Safari
>muh memory
>muh energy

Chrome, FF, Opera

muh innovashun

>> No.34470185

>>34470171
Yes

>> No.34470186

>>34470171
Of course

>> No.34470187

>just epic
wow

>> No.34470188

>>34470171

yes

>> No.34470189

>>34470106
Why?

>>34470129
Don't care. Useless filters I don't need except for this proprietary Apple codec.

>>34470135
I've been able to play streams just fine using MPC-HC, this is the first time it's failed.

>> No.34470190

>>34470171
Of course.

>> No.34470191

>60 fps accelerated scrolling!

>> No.34470193

epic, simply epic

>> No.34470194

60FPS EPIC SCROLLING

>> No.34470195
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34470195

>Firefox, heh, that's just sad

>> No.34470196

>>34470171
It does, yeah

>> No.34470197

>it's just
>epic


wh y

>> No.34470201

>accelerated scrolling
>almost 60 FPS
>just epic
my sides

>> No.34470202

>It's just epic
>epic
>epic
>epic
>epic
>epic
>epic

>> No.34470205

>advanced technologies
>scrolling

>> No.34470206

>>34470175
>Mail with 100,000 messages
OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID THEY MANAGE THAT?

>> No.34470207

>>34470171
Yeah, but no middle click to close tab.

>> No.34470208

Scrolling should never be described as "epic". I don't care how smooth it is.

>> No.34470210

>>34470171
yep, but safari still sucks

>> No.34470211

>>34470153
I did, and it still doesn't work. At least I get no error anymore, but it just doesn't play.

>> No.34470214
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34470214

>>34470166
THEN USE VLC YOU DUMB FUCKING LINUX PLEB

>> No.34470216

>>34470171
yes, I had to install it for my mom
she thought it was a virus and when the donation page came up she thought it was stealing her money

>> No.34470218

clap...clap...clap

>> No.34470220

>>34470091
Confirmed for filter developer wanting you to download his shitty filters.

>> No.34470221

>>34470163

Those cheap fucking faggots. Why did they have to hit below the belt and do a memory usage comparison with firefox? That shit is unsportsmanlike.

>> No.34470222

>>34470171
Yes

>> No.34470223
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34470223

>power meter

>> No.34470226

>>34470208
>muh autism

>> No.34470230

>>34470205
hey android finds it pretty difficult

>> No.34470231
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34470231

>>34470135
Install VLC. Watching the keynote from Fedora with no problems.

>> No.34470233

>this
>using power
fucking hell

>> No.34470234

>app nap
whoa

>> No.34470237

>>34470208
The scrolling on macs is pretty amazing though
It's probably the best thing about them

>> No.34470239
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34470239

>>34469364
what am i doing wrong

>> No.34470240

Ads eating memory? Sorry, I have adblock

/smug

>> No.34470241

>>34470171
Of course.

>> No.34470243

BREAKING BAD.

>> No.34470244
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34470244

>>34470189
>Useless filters I don't need except for this proprietary Apple codec.

LAV FILTERS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN THE BUILT IN FILTERS ON MPC-HC YOU DUMBASS.

>> No.34470246

>Super smooth
Only one guy claps

>> No.34470248

>>34470226
I was born that way I can't help it.

>> No.34470250

The one person that clapped for smooth scrolling was the cutie Asian girl sitting in the front,

>> No.34470251

lel can your linux even do this?

>> No.34470253

>>34470231
fuck off, i don't need no tips, especially not from linuxfags

>> No.34470254

>BAR GOES UP
>BAR GOES DOWN
PLS CLAP

>> No.34470256

How long does a keynote last?

>> No.34470258

>>34470244
B-BUT IT WORKS FOR ME

>> No.34470261

I like the power meter actually.

>> No.34470263
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34470263

>Firefox
>"just sad"

Wow, fuck Apple. Google cooperates with Mozilla, Microsoft send them cakes, Apple ... call them "sad". This is why people hate them.

>> No.34470265

>>34470170

Opera has been blocking third party cookies ever since I remember.

Even before Webkit existed.

>> No.34470266

>>34470256
2 hours usually.

>> No.34470267

>>34470153
Confirmed for LAV Filters developer wanting you to install his shitty filters

>> No.34470268

>>34470248
There's always suicide.

>> No.34470269

>>34470244
>>34470239

Please kindly stop filling the fucking thread with your shit.

>> No.34470270

I want to see the new flat Contacts.app.

>> No.34470274

Appnap seems quite neat

>> No.34470276
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34470276

>>34470239
LET LAV FILTER HANDLE YOUR VIDEO AND AUDIO DECODING, BUT YOU SHOULD BE FINE ACCORDING TO THAT SCREENSHOT

>> No.34470277

>>34470208
If you have EVER used Mail.App you will know its fucking dog slow.

I use it at work with 8k messages in my inbox and it can even make the system show the color wheel.

100,000 messages in mail app is a MONUMENTAL feat

>> No.34470278

>>34470267
>shitty filters
It's like you don't even watch 10bit anime

>> No.34470279

>>34470263
was obviously off script

>> No.34470280

>>34470254
you can't explain that

>> No.34470281

>apple haters watching WWDC

Oh gosh. If you don't like it, then don't watch it. Stop your whining and bitching and fuck off.

>> No.34470283

OS X Mavericks latest in scrolling technologies

>> No.34470284

>>34470263
>1x
>16x
>32x

>No units
>Just x
Fuck yeah, Apple~!

>> No.34470287

Wow they built a Tweetdeck clone into Safari.

They're laying the groundwork for a ChromeOS clone.

>> No.34470289

>>34470250
She's probably used to lagdroid

>> No.34470292

>>34470269
Spammers don't stop when you ask them.

>> No.34470293

>iCloud keychain
This kills LastPass and 1Password for Mac/iOS.

>> No.34470294

How much bullshit before hardware -_-

>> No.34470295

Apple stream just completely stopped for me, you guys?

>> No.34470297

>>34470281
>not watching it
It's fucking hilarious.

>> No.34470298

>>34470281
This. Really, why do you guys bother?

>> No.34470301

The Linuxtards are unusually silent.
What, are you jelly your patchwork OS can't do all this? No you aren't, your shitty OS doesn't even let you watch the stream.

>> No.34470303

>scrolling

OFF DAH FUKKIN RAILZ
WINDOWS UR FUKIN REKT M8

>> No.34470304

>>34470276
You're annoying as fuck, please kill yourself.

>> No.34470305

>SCROLL RIGHT THROUGH TO THE NEXT ARTICLE
GOAT

>> No.34470306

Another NSA-requested feature.

>> No.34470308

Hoho, let us mind your keys for you. Good timing

>> No.34470309

B
O
T
N
E
T

K
E
Y
C
H
A
I
N

>> No.34470310

iCloud Keychain is actually one of the most useful things I've seen in quite a while. Wow.

>> No.34470313

>>34470221

Why shouldn't it be mentioned? Afraid Furryfox will look bas?

>> No.34470314

>>34470253
you seem upset

>> No.34470315

>>34470269
>Please kindly stop filling the fucking thread with your shit.

AS LONG AS THERE ARE MORONS WHO SAY THEY CAN'T PLAY THE STREAM ON MPC-HC, I WILL POST THESE SCREENSHOTS AS PROOF.

>> No.34470316

>>34470295
It's fine here

>> No.34470317

>OS X Mavericks
>scrolling is now 2 times thinner and 1.5x lighter

>> No.34470319
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34470319

>>34470263
Google is the source of Mozilla's revenue because Firefox sends users to Google by default.

Microsoft wants to pay them in order to do that too.

Apple just doesn't give a fuck, because they have no plans to sell you to advertisers and don't give a fuck about marketing a search engine to you.

>> No.34470320

>>34470284
it's probably next to nothing.

>> No.34470321

Keychain oh shit

>> No.34470322

>>34470278
>It's like you don't even watch 10bit anime
lol, grow up.

>> No.34470325

>>34470276
>Capslock in every post
>Repeating the same unhelpful shit
>Screenshot with every post
>Windrone
>>>/v/

>> No.34470328

I hope you can switch appnap off

>> No.34470330
File: 100 KB, 608x342, 2013, June 10, 12:40:22 @ 608x342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34470330

GIVE THEM ALL YOUR PASSWORDS

>> No.34470335

AgileBits confirmed for shitting their pants

>> No.34470336

>>34470244
> OMG YOU CUNTS INSTALL MY FILTERS!!1!111
> THEY BETTER THAN DEFAULT FILTERS OMG!!!!!!!!!11111111

Fuck off Lav developer, we don't want your shitty filters.

>> No.34470338

>>34470293
I trust lastpass not to give all my passwords to the NSA

>> No.34470339

>advertising cloud-hosted passwords with Apple in the wake of NSA PRISM scandal
>Apple pls go

>> No.34470340

>Apple copying Google

>> No.34470342

>>34470293
iCloud
NSA

Pick both for they are 1 in the same!

>> No.34470344

yes goy, give your passwords.

>> No.34470345

>iCloud Keychain
>Suggests passwords

MUHHH PRIVACY

>> No.34470346

>>34470293
>iCloudKeychain
>NSA can remember my website logins and everything
>synced across all my systems and PRISM

>> No.34470348
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34470348

>>34470310
>iCloud Keychain is actually one of the most useful things I've seen in quite a while. Wow.

that' just lastpass.

>> No.34470349

>>34470294
>Developer conference

>> No.34470351

APPLE CONFIRMED FOR HELPING PRISM

>> No.34470353

Is the stream stopping after a nanosecond for you people too?

Using a Mac.

>> No.34470354

>>34470309
>Looks like Google Chrome sync is coming to Macs and iOS devices — Apple style. iCloud Keychain will hold all of your passwords in the cloud, across devices. Safari will also auto-suggest passwords.

This part of the kenote is literally just Apple copying Google Chrome.

>> No.34470355

>>34470301
u oka m8?
I'm watching on #! right now, this is cool as fuck

>> No.34470356

coe on goy, gimme your passwords
they're encrypted
of course you can trust me
NSA who ?

>> No.34470358
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34470358

All I did was install LAVFilters, I did nothing else, I didn't configure anything from my MPC-HC defaults (which don't use any custom filters, just the Windows 7 multiformat decoders).

I installed LAVFilters then ran MPC-HC x64 and Open File - paste link, done. Took about 15 seconds for it to load and start but it's been playing ever since without a single glitch since I did that, going on 12 minutes now.

VLC? Crashed every 30 seconds on average, fuck that.

1) Install LAVFilters
2) Open MPC-HC, Open file, paste URL, hit OK
3) Wait for stream to start (takes 15-20 seconds)
4) Watch stream

Works for me. Pic relevant and what I'm looking at right now.

>> No.34470361

>That's what makes it secure

ok.

>> No.34470362

>Go to work and have to use linux.
>Can't login

>> No.34470363

>>34470278
> Implying I can't play 10bit anime without it

Lel. Fuck off Lav developer.

>> No.34470367

NSA Throatchain

>> No.34470370
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34470370

>mfw an american clapped near me

>> No.34470371

pls get to iOS and Jony Ive

>> No.34470372

>>34470338
Why? Because they said they won't do it?

>> No.34470373

Google has all your credit card information
keychain has all your credit card information

>> No.34470376

PRISM finally coming to OSX.

Didn't windows have this for years? Also how could you Linux fag live without PRISM? Enjoy getting put on the FBI no fly list.

>> No.34470377

>Quick Reply in notifications
I want to believe this will be in iOS

>> No.34470385

>>34470319
>Apple just doesn't give a fuck, because they have no plans to sell you to advertisers
iAds. Just because it's been a failure doesn't mean they don't want to sell their users to advertisers.

>> No.34470388

Push forwarding should go both ways.

>> No.34470390

>>34470289
She's cute! She's the Jane Appleseed for this keynote!

>> No.34470393

>>34470310
It's literally a shit version of lastpass hooked directly into the NSA.

>> No.34470396
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34470396

MINUTE BY MINUTE REMINDER THAT ITS SIMPLE TO STREAM THIS ON WINDOWS WITH THE BEST VIDEO PLAYER IN THE WORLD AND IF YOU CAN'T DO IT, YOU'RE A FUCKING PLEB

>> No.34470397

Wait, didn't safari had sidebars before so he pisses himself over those?

>> No.34470398
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34470398

>no leather
oh thank god

>> No.34470399

>copied Google Calendar

>> No.34470401
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34470401

>>34470358
I have MPC-HC, with LAV Filters, and MadVR, and Reclock installed.

Switching from MadVR to default did not make the stream work.

Just because you and the other dude had a shitty default MPC-HC without madVR or a proper setup doesn't mean the rest of us are going to ruin our MPC-HC to just get LAV on top of nothing to make the stream work.

>> No.34470404
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34470404

>>34470301
With mplayer it just werks

>> No.34470405

>It will tell you what you missed while you were away
>mfw this would be empty every single time.

>> No.34470406

>>34470338
why, because they're so super nice?

>> No.34470408

>NO SKUEMORPHISM IN CALENDAR

>> No.34470409

Push notifications. Get half as much done in half the time

>> No.34470410

Holy fuck why are you guys watching this and not the train wreck that is the xbox one event? Their video has crashed live like 4 times now

>> No.34470412

>>34470396
shut up and watch the damn thing

>> No.34470413

>>34470358
Fuck off puppy linux faggot. No one cares about your armchair support for linux in a Apple blog nigger!

>> No.34470414

HOLY SHIT THEY KILLED SKEUMORPHISM

>> No.34470415

Nice touch with missed notifications.
Very cool.

CALENDAR!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES CALENDAR NO LEATHER

>> No.34470416

BECAUSE FAGGOTS CARE MORE ABOUT APPLE THAN THE VIOLATION OF THEIR RIGHTS.

AMIRITE, MODS?

>> No.34470417

>>34470325
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like teaching someone how to do something. They can't be banned, told, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to spam their desktop.

>> No.34470418

>muh fake leather

>> No.34470419

auto updating apps
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.34470421

>>34470376
WTF is Prism?

>> No.34470423

>>34470398
I know right
The Calendar Mountain Lion app update was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen

>> No.34470424

>>34470408
THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN!

>> No.34470425

fuck this is great

>> No.34470426

>>34470372
Because they can't decrypt them.

>> No.34470427

>>34470414
>me in charge of spelling

>> No.34470428

>>34470396
> Minute by minute reminder to install my shitty filters

Fuck off Lav developer.

>> No.34470430

ibooks to ox

>> No.34470431

>>34470415
>end of skeumorphism
I'm tearing up right now

>> No.34470436

>>34470421
NSA snooping on everything you do.

>> No.34470438

>>34470431
:')

>> No.34470440

Fucking Apple, why the fuck won't you let Windows users watch on the goddamn website.

>> No.34470441
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34470441

I got 99 buzzwords but performance ain't one

>> No.34470447

why is this a sticky, it's just Apple who cares?

>> No.34470450

>>34470440
you don't even have a macbook? what a loser :)

>> No.34470452

Google Now did it first.

>> No.34470455

>>34470447
>leedgyface.jpg

>> No.34470456

>>34470426
Or so they say. Besides, surely they can just send the encrypted information to the NSA

>> No.34470457

>>34470447
You must be new here, don't you have a shitty homescreen thread to attend to?

>> No.34470459

>>34470447
Clearly all these smug Linux users.

>> No.34470460

>>34470447
We do, poorfag.

>> No.34470461

>>34470421
NSA program storing at least the past 10 years of every electronic communication you have made.

>> No.34470465

>maps
>claps? claps.

>> No.34470467

>>34470447
Well, I do.

>> No.34470468

>biology
>hard science

>> No.34470470

>>34470452
But did they get this many claps?

Well?

>> No.34470471
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34470471

>>34470441

>> No.34470474

>Beautiful maps on your Mac. I would just double check the directions on Google Maps.
lyl

>> No.34470476

Can you spoof the user html headers to watch this?

>> No.34470478

I want to fag out today okay I'll stress about PRISM again tomorrow it';s been killing me
I'll probably email Tim right after this honestly

>> No.34470479

>>34470447
Go back to your Surface pls

>> No.34470482

>>34470452
Beat me to it

>> No.34470486

>>34470447
Because the /g/ mods and Moot are Macfags.

>> No.34470489

>>34470447
Lagdroid tears.

>> No.34470491

>>34469848
>iBooks
Looks like you got your wish

>> No.34470492
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34470492

>>34470447
>why is this a sticky, it's just Apple who cares?

BECAUSE APPLE IS THE BIGGEST COMPETITOR TO ANDROID

>> No.34470493

>>34470476
Probably

>> No.34470495

>>34470447
>800 comments in 15 minutes
>no one cares

>> No.34470498

>>34470452
Yes, but Apple did it right.

>> No.34470499

>>34470456
So you're suggesting the NSA has a backdoor to AES-256?

>> No.34470500

i love spending my free time looking at the eiffel tower

this will be so useful

>> No.34470501

It's like I can lick the eiffil tower

>> No.34470502

>doesn't work in mplayer2
>compile vlc
>well at least it's workin-
>stops working
o-ok, apple

>> No.34470506

>windows users jelly as hell

>> No.34470507

>>34470499
yh

>> No.34470509

Finally iBooks on the Mac
Took them long enough

>> No.34470510

>>34470447
apple sets trends, watch them and you'll see what will happen later.

>> No.34470511

>>34470461
Why the fuck would I want that? And Linux does not come with this?

>> No.34470512

>the data is just gorgeous
REDHEAD
BLONDE
REDHEAD
BLONDE

>> No.34470513

Did he just did a Hitler greeting?

>> No.34470514

>>34470499
Yes, that is exactly what I'm suggesting.

>> No.34470516

That map was pretty neat

>> No.34470517

>>34470489
eat shit yuou fuccing cunt i swar i will fuck you up you cuntlicking macfag

>> No.34470518

Is the stream lagging by anyone else?

>> No.34470519

>>34470492
Go away Lav developer, we don't want your shitty filters.

>> No.34470520

He made a joke.

Cute :3

>> No.34470525

>>34470499
it won't be encrypted the nsa will just ask for the plaintext passwords

>> No.34470526

>>34469848

OP of this post. Thank you based Apple. I love you.

>> No.34470527

I thought this was a developers conference

not a sea cow sales pitch

>> No.34470529

>>34470513
apple confirmed for nazis

>> No.34470532
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34470532

These jokes are killing me

>> No.34470536

How about games?

>> No.34470537

>What'shisface making fun of the leather shit and stitching

OK, that was kinda funny.

>> No.34470538

>>34470513
Germanfag pls

>> No.34470540

Hey guys, let's take a guess where they get this information about travel times from.

>> No.34470541

>>34470396
>AND IF YOU CAN'T DO IT, YOU'RE A FUCKING PLEB
Or living in Europe, where the stream is blocked, idiot.

>> No.34470543

>>34470514
That's a lot of tin foil

>> No.34470545
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34470545

>>34470447
>all this butthurt

>> No.34470547

>ahve mpchc
>install lav filter trojan
>shit works, yay
>every 10 minutes, the stream locks up, need to reopen the program
WHY
Do I have to sacrifice my firstborn?

>> No.34470550
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34470550

>>34470492
Android is not a competitor to iOS.
Samsung is a competitor to Apple.
No one else is important or makes any money.

This is a question between cheap, flimsy, plastic devices with defective PenTile screens vs aluminum, stainless steel, glass, beautiful IPS screens and proper after-sales support.

>> No.34470552

Does Calendar have texture in the background or is it stream artifact?

>> No.34470558

>>34470529
I hope someone gifs it.

>> No.34470559

>>34470513
time to gif

>> No.34470563

>>34470509
Hard to believe it wasn't there before.

Yet another area Google Play Books has had Apple beat for years already.

>> No.34470564

Wow god damn that google calendar stuff seems to be datamining like fuck

>> No.34470566
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34470566

Looks pretty.

>> No.34470567

>>34470552
Stream artifact, I'd imagine.

>> No.34470568

>>34470513

I knew Tim Cook was a /pol/fag. He's embraced the teachings of our lord and savior, Adolf "Kike Hunter" Hitler

>> No.34470569

>>34470543
Years from now you will say that you weren't warned, but it has been done now.

>> No.34470571

>>34470520
THIS is the right way to acknowledge and handle the skeuomorphshit and past mistakes, not like IE's YOU USED TO HATE US BUTT NOW U LIKE US PLS OK

>> No.34470576

>>34470540
Google API!!!

>> No.34470578

>>34470545
> One post asking a reasonable question
> LEL SO MUCH BUTTHURT IN THIS POST XDDDDDDDDDDD

Fuck off.

>> No.34470580
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34470580

>Big Mac Display

>> No.34470585
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34470585

>>34470541
>Or living in Europe, where the stream is blocked, idiot.

I'm sorry that you're so poor that you live in one of those broken countries.

USA USA USA

>> No.34470588

>>34470566
Looks like GCal.

>> No.34470592

Are there actually any iBook out there with that much interactivity?

>> No.34470593

>>34470578
I think he was refering to the replies.

>> No.34470594

Well fuck you Apple, even when trying to watch on my iPhone you lag like a motherfucker.

>> No.34470596

>>34470566
looks actually pretty bland and lame. Like libreOffice Impress presentations

>> No.34470599

So basically they copied google once again.

>> No.34470600

>>34470580
>2,2 MB
>1173x887
>.png
....
Why?

>> No.34470602

>>34470588
don't pretend google calendar doesn't look like shit

>> No.34470604
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34470604

>>34470547
>install lav filter trojan

ITS OPEN SOURCE YOU TROLL FAGGOT

>> No.34470606
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34470606

>>34470547
Happening to me to. Watching on OS X / Safari.

>> No.34470608

>>34470541
UK here, stream not blocked

>> No.34470609

Built in microscope oh shit. Should bio major buy this?

>> No.34470610

>>34470585
Fuck off Lav developer we don't want your spyware filters.

>> No.34470611

osx maverick now with cells

>> No.34470614

>mac
>power users
ha

>> No.34470615

Enhance on that leaf!

>> No.34470618

>>34470566
why should i add some map feature to calendar i am not that dumb that i wont remember where are events

>> No.34470619

i installed LAV filters but i cant find them under the "filters" menu of MPC HC

>> No.34470621

>no skeuomorphic bookshelf in iBooks app
Based Apple

>> No.34470626

>>34470609
Yes.

>> No.34470627

>>34470604
whatever you say, lavfilter-programmer.

>> No.34470629

Fuck this noise, I'm getting an iPhone next.

>> No.34470630

Who is ready for the imminent password blunder?

>> No.34470631

>>34470571
>THIS is the right way to acknowledge and handle the skeuomorphshit and past mistakes
Reminder that steve jobs would NEVER have acknowledged past mistakes.

This is the end of apple. Calling it now.
This is apple basically saying they fucked up over 3 updates of osx and only fixed the problem now.

The scales are going to fall from all the macfag eyes and the company will burn.


I myself would love to use all these new great features, but the company is doomed.

I also cant wait till all this stuff is ripped off in Linux :)

>> No.34470633
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34470633

>>34470541
I am from Europe, works for me.
Stop pleb.

>> No.34470634

haha time for Schiller

>> No.34470635

>>34470585
>Germany
>Poor

Pick one

>> No.34470636

>>34470571
Appeal to 90s + dubstep.

It's like they want to scare all of their userbase over the 20 away.

>> No.34470639

>>34470615
ur funny >w<

>> No.34470640
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34470640

more buzzwords

>> No.34470643

GODDAMMIT WHERE IS JONY IVE

>> No.34470644

>>34470619
Big mistake. You've just installed malware.

>> No.34470645

>This fall

I can't wait that long ;_;

>> No.34470647

>>34470604
> Open source makes it impossible to use code obfuscation in order to include malicious code

Jesus christ you're retarded, please stop posting. We don't want your filters.

>> No.34470648

MACBOOK AIR OH SHIT

>> No.34470649

MACBOOK AIR

IT'S TIME

>> No.34470650

>>34470630
Can't wait.

>> No.34470653

>>34470619
you idiot, read this guide
http://www.avsforum.com/t/1357375/advanced-mpc-hc-setup-guide

up until the video decoding bit, the rest is irrelevant

>> No.34470654

retina air incoming.

>> No.34470656

>>34470635
see >>34470538

>> No.34470657

Not working for me anymore, iOS

>> No.34470658

>>34470645
>tfw im a registered mac dev

Awwww yeaaaaaaaaaah

>> No.34470659

Good goy! Put your passwords in the Cloud featuring real-time NSA backups.

>> No.34470660

>>34470604
>windows app
>open source
good try shcill

>> No.34470661

Do other OSes have something similar to AppNap? It seems like something that should be implemented years ago.

>> No.34470663

>Shilling intensifies

>> No.34470666

>>34470631
job's pigheadedness wasn't lasting anymore now that they're a huge corporation, they have to appear friendly

>> No.34470667

>>34470658
>>>/v/

>> No.34470669

>>34470629
Now you'll actually be able to scroll through simple text without your phone having a heart attack

>> No.34470670

NEW MACBOOK AIR
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE

PREPARE YOUR ANUSES NIGGAS

>> No.34470675

>>34470541
>Enhance on that leaf!
you need iOS device a mac or a apple tv to watch it.

Now go away you poor fag

>> No.34470676

>>34470661
AIR!!!

>> No.34470677

>>34470660
>Mavericks available in fall.
So not for sale straight away?

>> No.34470678
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34470678

Money incoming

>> No.34470679

GIB RETINA PLS

>> No.34470680
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>>34470633
>I am from Europe, works for me.
>Stop pleb.

THANKS FOR SHOWING HIM, LAV FILTER BRO

>> No.34470681

HASWELL MACBOOKS CONFIRMED

>> No.34470682

>40% faster

Faster than what? HD4000?

>> No.34470685

>>34470660
>app
>shcill

>trying this hard
>>>/v/

>> No.34470686

>>34470661
Yes, OSX is 6 years behind linux.

>> No.34470687

>>34470656
see
>>34470580

>> No.34470688
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34470688

12 HOURS

>> No.34470689

>>34470670
CHEAP MACBOOK AIR

ALL DAY BAYBAY

>> No.34470690

>>34470654
Why would the do that? What is the difference between that and the 13" rMBP?

>> No.34470692

>New Macbook Air
Don't do this to me Apple, I just bought a new one

>> No.34470693

>12 hours of battery life
FUCK YEAH!!!

>> No.34470695

Well, I'm in Europe and the stream is extemely laggy. Works for 10 sec in every minute. Any way to fix this?

>> No.34470700

>>34470682
>40% faster GRAPHICS
lel

>> No.34470703

13" AIR 12 HOURS BATTERY LIFE
IN YOUR FACE WINBLOWS & LOONIX FANBIES

>> No.34470706

>>34470686
What's it called in Linux?

>> No.34470708

>>34470661
no

>> No.34470713

>>34470682
> Macbook + Haslel

Oh jesus christ, portable hotplate here we come

>> No.34470714

>>34470692
You deserved that.

>buying apple anything before wwdc

>> No.34470715

>>34470695
move to a real country

>> No.34470716

>>34470682
it's just 40% faster
stop doubting

>> No.34470719

>>34470703
12 hous baddery lyfe UHH MA GAWD

>> No.34470720

>12 hours
Not bad.

>> No.34470722

>12 hours
IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.34470725

>>34470692
You must've known this was going to happen.

>> No.34470726

>New MBA has 12 hours battery life

Fuck, now I'm jelly and my current one is a year old.

>> No.34470728

>>34470703
its piece of hardware i can have loonix on it

>> No.34470729

>>34470692
you can probably return it

>> No.34470730

>>34470706
Scheduling

>> No.34470731

>BEAMFORMING
AHAHAHAHA

>> No.34470732
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34470732

BEAMFORMING

>> No.34470733

>>34470692
Why the fuck did you buy a new one just before this day?

>> No.34470734

>12 hours in a mobile device that isn't shit

Unheard of.

>> No.34470735

>>34470695

What's you net speed?

>> No.34470736

>Beamforming antenna array

>> No.34470737

>10.99
awesome

>> No.34470738

>>34470658
Enjoy your bugs

>> No.34470739

>802.11 AC

Holy shit finally a consumer device that can do that.

ALSO THOSE FUCKING PRICES HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.34470740

>doesn't open in mplayer2
>plays for about 10 seconds in vlc
welp

>> No.34470741

Oh wow. 802.11ac support is actually really awesome. Maybe we'll see some more routers supporting this

>> No.34470743
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34470743

/g/
what am i doing wrong?

The stream plays fine for like 5 secs or 7

>> No.34470744

MacBook Air confirmed to transcend space -and- time

>> No.34470746

Time to buy my Razer.

>> No.34470747
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34470747

O SHIT

>> No.34470750

>Not 802.11ad

Fucking dropped.

>> No.34470751

>No high res displays on MBA

TOP LEL, APPLE

>> No.34470754

>>34470734
...Until now.

Apple does it again.

>> No.34470755

> Macbook Air
> Haslel

Apple Housefires™

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.34470758

>>34470695
tried mpchc + LAV filters?
>>34470715
But they don't give me a green card that easily. How to solve that?

>> No.34470759

SNEAK PEEK

>> No.34470763

>>34470751
He said 2 forms of macbook airs, theres still time.

>> No.34470764

>FASTER GRAFICS
>FASTER INTERNETS
>BETTER NOTEBOOKS

>> No.34470766

You do realise that Windoes will get Haswell too right?
>>34470734

>> No.34470767
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34470767

>>34470713
fuck yeah. $2000 hotplate

>> No.34470768

999 US DORRA

Thats a fucking bargain

>> No.34470769

BEAMFORMMING ME UP, TIM

>> No.34470772

Start shipping today. Prices not bad

>> No.34470774

Mac Pro is finally getting updated?

>> No.34470775
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34470775

>>34470743
WHATS WRONG IS THAT YOU ARE USING SHITTY VLC

USE BASED MPC-HC + LAV FILTERS

>> No.34470776

WE'RE DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT

>> No.34470777

People actually buy Mac Pros?

>> No.34470778

new sony vaio haswell does 10 hours video too.duh

>> No.34470779

MAC PRO TIME

>> No.34470780

>new mac pro

>> No.34470781

>>34470743
mpchc + lav filters
had the same problem on VLC

>> No.34470782

>>34470740
Same here.

>> No.34470783
File: 47 KB, 430x344, shaking hands with a girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
34470783

MAC PRO BABY

>> No.34470784

MAC PRO

BRB GETTING TISSUES TO COME INTO

>> No.34470786

IT'S ALIVE!
THE MAC PRO IS ALIVE ONCE MORE

>> No.34470788

>>34470766
Show me a good 13" ultrabook with 7 hours battery life.

>> No.34470789

>>34470777
2010 Tech right now.

>> No.34470791

>Mac Pro

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>> No.34470793

WHERE'S THE RETINA DISPLAY PHIL?

>> No.34470796

I don't understand how people can use a laptop with only 128GB of storage.

>> No.34470799

MASTURBATE
USE WINBLOWS FAGS TEARS AS LUBE
CUM ON MY NEW MAC PRO

>> No.34470804

MACPROCONFIRMEDAJSDHGIOASUGDIASOHDIASU7GSDNSD

>> No.34470805

>Revolutionary
>Radical
>Cool
>Over-the-top

>> No.34470806

>>34470796
External hard drives.

>> No.34470807

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FUCKING EARTH AND IT'S VIBRATING

>> No.34470808

>>34470799
Mac ProJob

>> No.34470809

MACPRO YAAAY!

>> No.34470810

This is exciting.

>> No.34470811

>>34470796
Well it has an SD card slot
And external hard drives exist

>> No.34470812

>>34470775
We don't want your shitty spyware filters. Go away.

>> No.34470814

IT HAPPENING

>> No.34470816

>>34470775
IT STILL DOESN'T WORK YOU FAGGOT.

TRIED IT ON MY LAPTOP AS WELL, NO RESULTS.

>> No.34470818

>>34470796
Most people don't need 1TB of 10bit animu on them at all times.

>> No.34470819

New Mac Pro's a cube.

>> No.34470821

>>34470796

My desktop only has 128GB of storage. I offload everything else to a NAS.

>> No.34470822

He should say "only expandable"

>> No.34470824

>>34470796
>Not putting all your media and other large files on a Linux server

>> No.34470825

"The engineers have come up with something truly radical."

>2013
>ishiggydiggydoowopwiggy don't use hardware from 2010

>> No.34470826

>>34470786
>>34470784
>>34470791
>>34470799
>>34470804
>>34470810
>>>/b/

>> No.34470827

>>34470812
>>>/v/

>> No.34470830

WINFAGS TEARS
LAGDROID TEARS

SO DELICOUS

>> No.34470831

The new apple trash can

>> No.34470832

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.34470833

>>34470827
YOUTUBE LIVE STREAM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD51aD2KWNE#!

>> No.34470834

>>34470808
heheheh

>> No.34470835

>Cylinder
Ok...

>> No.34470836

a huge dildo

>> No.34470837

We CYLINDERS NOW

>> No.34470838

H
O
L
Y

S
H
I
T

TEARS OF JOY MAN

>> No.34470841

IT'S A FUCKING CYLINDER HAHAHAH
OH FUCK
MY SIDES

>> No.34470843

>Can't innovate any more, my ass

top lel

>> No.34470845

>>34470830
>>>/out/

>> No.34470846

"Can't innovate anymore my ass"

/g/ status:

[X] TOLD
[ ] NOT TOLD

>> No.34470847

MAC PRO!!!!!! all of my lols. its like the cube they made a few years back.

>> No.34470849

THE MAC PRO LOOKS LIKE A TURD HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.34470850

>>34470826
Fuck off, tripshit.

>> No.34470852

>>34470831
lel

>> No.34470855

>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS

OH SHIT

>> No.34470856

ITS A FUCKING TOILET!!!!

>> No.34470857
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34470857

wat

>> No.34470858

I want to come into cute Asian female sitting in front row, nice legs and cute face. Nice dress, thick calves Asian legs Asian flat face cute mature woman she's pretty cool!

>> No.34470859
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34470859

looks like shit.

>> No.34470860

GET FUCKING HYPE

>> No.34470862
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34470862

Really Apple?

>> No.34470863

/g/ GOT FUCKING TOLD SON

CAN'T INNOVATE WHO THE FUCK MADE CYLINDERS?

>> No.34470864
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34470864

>>34470816
>IT STILL DOESN'T WORK YOU FAGGOT.
>
>TRIED IT ON MY LAPTOP AS WELL, NO RESULTS.

AS YOU CAN SEE, IT WORKS FOR ME. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A FUCKING COMPUTER, OBVIOUSLY.

>> No.34470865

>THERMAL COAR
lel

>> No.34470867

HE SAID A NAUGHTY WORD!!!

>> No.34470869

>>34470610
https://code.google.com/p/lavfilters/source/browse/
Please show me spyware.

>> No.34470870

We iCube 2.0 now

>> No.34470872

>>34470806
>>34470811

It's a pain to carry external hard drives around though.

>> No.34470873
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34470873

dat cylinder

>> No.34470874

>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS
>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS
>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS

LAG DROID FINISHED
WINDOWS FINISHED

>> No.34470875

INNOVASHUN

OMGOMGOMG

>> No.34470876

>>34470796

My latptop has 64 SSD.

And don't use mor ethan 40

>> No.34470877

IT LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN RUBBISH BIN

>> No.34470880

Oh god, it's round

It looks like a coffee machine

>> No.34470881

>>34470833
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD51aD2KWNE

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

>> No.34470882

Apple invented cylinders
>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS

>> No.34470883
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34470883

>>34470793
>>34470751
No shit. It would cut into the market for the rMBP. There is no difference. Both are SSD based integrated Intel GPU laptops. They are the same thing. They won't make a retina MBA.

>> No.34470884

>>34470841
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

OH MY GOD

I CAN'T EVEN

>Unified Thermal Core

OVERCLOCKING HERE WE -

JESUS FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

256-bit FLOATING POINT

FUCK

>> No.34470886

FINALLY!

>> No.34470888

>>34470862
>make it black
>can't innovate anymore my ass

>> No.34470889

>black
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ITS HABBENING

>> No.34470890

>>34470739
>implying HTC One

>> No.34470892

Can't wait to stick my dick inside this new Apple flesh light.

>> No.34470893

>>34470788
Samsung Series 9 in 2012.

http://www.engadget.com/2012/07/06/samsung-series-9-review-13-inch-mid-2012/

Try harder.

>> No.34470895

>>34470872
Macfags are used to it since no Mac allows you to upgrade the HD.

>> No.34470897

IT'S OVER, /g/ GOT #RECKT

>> No.34470899

>>34470826
rose is dead hahahahahaha


/g/ statur: told

>> No.34470900

It looks like a toy.

The MacPro at least looked like a workstation.

>> No.34470901

1GBps read 1GBps write
FUCKING TOLD NIGGAS

>> No.34470905
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34470905

IT HAS BEGUN

>> No.34470906

I am Apple fanboy now. I will suck dicks for this.

>> No.34470911

AMD!

>> No.34470912

>>34470893
Oh god this thing is UGLY!

>> No.34470913

>inb4 it's banned in Europe again

>> No.34470914

>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS
>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS
>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS

TOLD AS FUCK

>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS
>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS
>CANT INNOVATE ANYMORE MY ASS


TOOOOOOOOOOLD

>> No.34470915

inb4 apple sues mr. coffee for design infrigement.

>> No.34470916
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34470916

Innovation at work.

>> No.34470917

>AMD
It's over. Apple is finished.

>> No.34470918

>Dual AMD Cards

#BASEDAPPLE

>> No.34470919

>>>>>>>>>>>>>AMD

>> No.34470922

AMD
AMD
AMD

AMD
AMD
AMD

>> No.34470923

Looks like a trash bin.

>> No.34470924

>AMD firepro
Interesting...

>> No.34470925

Shaped like trashcan

> countdown to 1 guy 1 jar sticking this in his ass

>> No.34470926

What the fuck are apple actually fucking innovating?

>> No.34470927

>woz face

>> No.34470928

>>34470880
It's so ugly and looks like the vents are on the bottom of it.. won't that cause issues on carpet?

>> No.34470929

AMD has won.

give it up intel

>> No.34470930

>FOUR CHANNEL CONTROLLER
>FOUR CHANNEL

THEY KNOW

CANT INNOVATE MY ASS

HES TALKING TO YOU

>> No.34470932

APPLE TAKE MY FUCKING KIDNIES

>> No.34470933

>dat old woman with rainbow coloured hair

>> No.34470934

I'm laughing so hard, I'm actually starting to feel lightheaded.

>> No.34470935

>Can't innovate anymore my ass
>Made it black


MUH INNOVASHUN

WINDOWS IS FUCKIN REKT

>> No.34470936

>>34470833
doesn't work in Gnash

>> No.34470937
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34470937

>> No.34470938

TERA FLOPS WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.34470939

>starting at 10,999

>> No.34470943

>>34470911
>>34470911
>>34470911
>>34470911


AMD is making it's comeback.

>> No.34470944

THUNDERBOLD TWO

>> No.34470946

>>34470864
Are you trolling? All you did was run a fucking installation wizard. Everyone else has done the same.

>> No.34470948

NVIDIA IS FINISHED

>> No.34470949

Oh dear

>> No.34470951

> Apple Toilet™

OH GOD MY SIDES IS ENTERING HYPERSPACE

I'm dying... Holy fucking shit

>> No.34470953

>AMD
THANK YOU APPLE

>> No.34470955

>Thunderbold 2
>2 people clap
TWICE AS MUCH CLAPPING AS EVER BEFORE

>> No.34470956

>terraflops

>terraflops

>terraflops

>> No.34470958

AMD's time to shine

>> No.34470959

>>34470937
Where is this from?

>> No.34470961

It's tiny.

>> No.34470962

>Mac Pro was the only Mac that was somewhat modifyable
>replace it with shitty non-standard casing casualpleb rebuy-to-repair machine
>casualfags will like it
kill me

>> No.34470964

YOU CAN BE THIS GUY

>> No.34470966

>>34470951
>Apple Toilet
>iShit

>> No.34470967

>no upgrades anymore

>> No.34470968

1/8 the volume.

>> No.34470969

>>34470912
We are talking of battery life here.

Oh, and it has a better display as well.

>> No.34470970

Rectangle -> Cylinder

FUCKING INNOVATION CONFIRMED

>> No.34470971

FUCKIN TERRAFLOPS

>> No.34470972

>>34470959
space oddyssey

>> No.34470973

>"You can be this guy"

lol'd

>> No.34470975

>amd

BASED APPLE
>amd

BASED APPLE
>amd

BASED APPLE

>> No.34470977

>>34470959
The Phantom Menace

>> No.34470978

Holy shit it's going to overheat like madness

>> No.34470981

Yeah, that's going to be awesome cooling-wise.

>> No.34470984

SO. MUCH. TOLD.

>> No.34470986

>>34470959
2001: Space odyssey

>> No.34470987

Who is that hot chink lady?

>> No.34470988
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34470988

Look at all those leenux fag already copying our names...
My god wait at least one day...
My beloved apple well sue the ass out of you!!!!

>> No.34470989

HOLY SHIT ITS SO FUCKING SMALL

>> No.34470994

Motion sensor lights.

>> No.34470996
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34470996

>tfw you will never be this guy

>> No.34470997

>1/8th the volume
>AMD dual cars standard
>Handle
>3 FUCKING 4K HOLY SHIT


APPLE HAS ONE

IT'S OVER

EVERYBODY ELSE IS FINISHED

>> No.34471000

>>34470966
Fuck you, fuck you so much... My sides will never return. Oh jesus lord.

>> No.34471001

> Motion Sensor
> Small LEDs
> Innovashion

My fucking ass.

>> No.34471002

4K cinema display incoming?

>> No.34471003

>it's WWDC
>"today we want to give you a sneak peek..."
>the fanboys cream their pants already
>mysterious shapes
>shapes of the world, the sun and the human eye
>it looks like a fucking coffee maker
>a roar emerges from the audience
>"can't innovate my ass"
>the audience explodes and becomes one big autonomous clapping device
>you see Wozniak crying and sobbing

it was like a fucking copypasta

>> No.34471005

>>34470989
How?

>> No.34471008

Into the trash it

oh wait Is IS the trash.

>> No.34471009

MOTHA

FUKIN


---->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>REKT<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<----

>> No.34471010

The lighting up thing when it's turned around is kinda cool. I'm worried that it's USA build however..

>> No.34471011

designed in usa
assembled in usa
PARTS MADE IN CHINA
lel

>> No.34471012

MADE RIGHT HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE

YOU MAY KNOW CLAP

>> No.34471014

ASSEMBLED HERE IN THE USA

APPLE ARE GODS

>> No.34471015

>>34470994
Dat fucking rice

>> No.34471017

Wow, I'm ... actually impressed. It looks like a really good workstation.

>assembled locally

CALLED IT. Wow, I'm getting close to a Bingo here.

>> No.34471022
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34471022

>introduces space heater
>lol can't innovate my ass!

>> No.34471023

CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD
CLOUD
>CLOUD

IT'S TIME

>> No.34471024
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34471024

Botnet time.

>> No.34471025

THAT ICLOUD ICON

>> No.34471027

Wheres my retina macbook air? Have I been robbed?

>> No.34471028

>Firewire 2

>> No.34471029

>assembled in USA
This can't be good.

>> No.34471030

>IT'S KILLER

>> No.34471031

>Assembled in the US AND FUCKING A
THANK YOU OBAMA
BRB BUYING MAC PRO TO BOOST THE FUCKING ECONOMY

>> No.34471033

>>34471001
>ignore everything that did innovate

>> No.34471034

>"itth killer"

huehuehuehue

>> No.34471036

cloud
cloud
cloudcloudcloudcloudcloud
cloud
cloud
cloud
cloud
cloud

>> No.34471042

>>34470959
your mom's ass odyssey

>> No.34471043
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34471043

TOP LEL

>> No.34471045

>>34471029
>Costs $10,000

>> No.34471048

hey, dual graphics

THAT IS REVOLUTIONALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.34471049

>good friends at pixar
>running linux on the new mac pro, not OSX

>> No.34471051

>>34471031
assembled != made

>> No.34471052

THAT ICLOUD ICON
JONY COME IN ME

>> No.34471053

>>34471029
>>34471031
>assembled
confirmed for manufactured by slaves in china

>> No.34471054
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34471054

Hold on does this mean macs > pcs ?

>> No.34471056

>Right in their gay
lel

>> No.34471058

> Dat hole at the top on the new iMac Pro

Confirmed for iToilet/iShit

Dear lord my sides.

>> No.34471059

Babbytrashcan Pro

>> No.34471060

>Let's do something stupid
>Yeah
>But what?
>Mmhh...
>Make the computer like... round?
>okay

>> No.34471061

>>34471048
On a mac? Yes.

>> No.34471063

>you will never be able to afford a mac pro

>> No.34471064

Yes, let's only update a couple of icons...

>> No.34471065

It's time. 7.

>> No.34471071

>>34470987
I saw up her skirt and saw underwear before the keynote started. She wore black underwear

>> No.34471075

>>34471054
Always has been.

>> No.34471076

>>34471054
macs have always been > pcs

>> No.34471078

Much less Indians here than the Google Keynote.

>> No.34471079

>>34471049
Apple is fine with you putting Linux on their computers.

>> No.34471081

>>34471053
All they did was put the lid on it in Murrica
Everything else was put together at Foxconn

>> No.34471082

iNSA

>> No.34471084

/g/ SHOULD I GET A MAX SPEC RETINA MACBOOK PRO AT 13IN OR 15 IN OR A 13IN MACBOOK AIR AT MAX SPECS

I HAVE AN HOUR TO CHOOSE

HELP - ITS FREE FROM MY WORK

>> No.34471085

>The next generation of ...
Y-yes?!

>iWork!
Ugh.

>> No.34471086

>IOS 7
>mfw its only going to be available in the Fall

>> No.34471089

>that flat iCloud icon

>> No.34471090

i can't see the stream, did they change the mac pro case? the mac pro case was the only design of apples' i liked

>> No.34471091

>>34471054
Not much has changed then.

Unless you're a PC gamer, a Mac has always been superior in every way since 2007.

>> No.34471095

kermit the frog

>> No.34471096

GOOGLE DOCS IS FINISHED

>> No.34471097

>>34471078
>implying you would want white trash developing technology

>> No.34471098

>>34471078
Didn't you see the hitler salute before? Apple is racis.

>> No.34471099

>>34471081
ugh my iOS stream went down

>> No.34471101

iWork for iCloud on [email protected]@@

>> No.34471102

>>34471078

You have to pay to attend WWDC

>> No.34471105

>>34471078
>Much less Indians here than the Google Keynote

Phil Schiller is a Jew.

>> No.34471108

So the Mac Bin is not user-servicable, is that correct?

>> No.34471109

>>34471054
only for a few moths, 6 months before they are on sale

>> No.34471114

>>34471084
MAX SPEC RETINA MACBOOK

DAT BEAUTIFUL SCREEN

>> No.34471115

>>34471084
air.

>> No.34471116

>That new ugly flat icon

OH SHIT.

>> No.34471117

i, Work
i, Message
i, Mac.

Apple now owes me millions of dollars, this should be used for their advertising, it's brilliant.

>> No.34471118

VLC keeps crashing for me. Oh well.

>> No.34471119

>>34471061

Apple 10 years behind

Also, that case looks high glossy on that picture. I see it geting dust like hell

>> No.34471120

>>34471090
They made it cylindrical

>> No.34471121

Where's the retina? I've been waiting for this, my laptop is breaking down.

>> No.34471122

>>34471078
Because America is the land of the white masterrace, and Apple its propagating that fact.
So if you're white, better buy those iProducts bitch boy.

>> No.34471124

>>34471090
It's a space heater now.

>> No.34471130

JUST GOT BACK FROM E3

did I miss anything good

>> No.34471131

>>34471116
>Google docs ripoff
Oh boy....

>> No.34471132

>>34471090
It looks like a trash can now.

>> No.34471133

>>34471105
>Phil Schiller
Most apt name... ever. So much so that I wonder if that's his real name.

>> No.34471135

>>34471114

I ALREADY HAVE ONE FROM LAST YEAR AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

I TRADED IN MY 11IN AIR FOR IT. I DUNNO IF I CAN LIVE WITHOUT THE RETINA DISPLAY

>> No.34471137

GOOGLE DOCS CONFIRMED FINISHED

>> No.34471138

>>34471090
yeah its shaped like a soda can, about 8" tall

>> No.34471139

>>34471118
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD51aD2KWNE

Youtube live stream

>> No.34471140

>apple trying to copy Google Docs

>> No.34471142

>>34471130
No.

>> No.34471143

>>34471130
12 HOUR BATTERY LIFE

>> No.34471144
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34471144

>>34471118
>VLC keeps crashing for me. Oh well.

STOP USING THAT SHIT AND COME TO MPC-HC + LAV FILTERS

>> No.34471145

>dat laggy zoom animation

>> No.34471150

>>34471118
just watch the verges live updates.

unless you are doing nothing but watching this in which case you are a massive faggot.

>> No.34471151

>implying you can outbotnet the botnet

>> No.34471152

>>34471084
Depends. Macbook pro 15" is better than air, but air is obviously lighter and more comfortable if you carry it around a lot (college, university)

>> No.34471153

The crowd are not fucking impressed at this chink

>> No.34471154

>fins and fin accessories

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