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>get to class
>immediately spot cute girl
>walk past her and set things on desk 2 rows behind her
>fuuuuck it
>walk up and set my shit down on her table (2 people per table)

And that's all it took. Now I have a super cute study partner in that class. I showed her how to install an ISO using poweriso on my thinkpad, she seemed impressed.

I gave her a ride home after class since we're in the same study program 4 hours a day.

We talked and got along perfectly all morning.

I'm so excited for this semester now.

How was your first day of class /g/?

>> No.27197435

>friendzone because you're an ugly nerd

>> No.27197440

This is not your blog, cumstain.

>> No.27197450

She'll just use you for help, any romance is already being taken care of by the 12 niggers shooting semen on her face every night.

>> No.27197452


>Talks to girls

You don't belong here.

>> No.27197467

School started two weeks ago, OP.

Also: I's going to bed.

>> No.27197474

>op claimed a solid spot in friendzone and is now the girl's bitch, having to do all the work when she gets to coast the whole fucking course

Yeah, nice thinking, champ.

>> No.27197485

>Hanging out with the entire women's rowing team

Fuck yeah.

>> No.27197502

I hope I can do that this year

>> No.27197512


>hanging out with a bunch of muscular tom boys

Yeah enjoy that.

>> No.27197514

I'm not stupid enough to ever do that.

I've been friendzoned by 3 girls and have dated all three of those girls. I have faith in my ability's to win over any girl I fancy.

>> No.27197527

If you're fucking, good for you. If you're not, you're probably friendzoned.

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>class started a week ago
>guess i'll just find cute girls from my classes on facebook and masturbate to their pictures like the other semesters....

>> No.27197534

>taking classes

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>> No.27197540

Ah man, nice. I always come here for the sole purpose of listening to your exciting stories of your life. Thanks man.

>> No.27197542

And now the OP starts lying about his past in hopes that it'll change his future just like so many of 4chan's neckbeards.

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School starts next week and I already have a girlfriend.

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>> No.27197577

>install an ISO using poweriso
>she seemed impressed
Wow. Have fun.

>> No.27197578

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis

>> No.27197583

>OP gets in love with her
>See her going out with an alpha
>b-but I tough that she liked me
>Awkward moment when you ask her out
>I like you, you are smart and funny your girlfriend is going to be a lucky girl :3 but I see you as a friend, it's OK with you?
>OP realizes that he was used all this time.
>OP hates women forever and becomes a weird weaboo fagot.

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>> No.27197601

You were instantly friendzoned, she is just being polite to you.

Abandon all hope, prepare for a shitty semester. You're study partners, not lovers.

>> No.27197609

>not using wincdemu
Why do you hate freedom?

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Observe them

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feel them kudasai

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Sorry i meant these*.

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well I'll be

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>> No.27197703

OP is becoming alpha within the /g/ standards

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>> No.27197708

>look at them, aren't they beautiful?

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>> No.27197719

inb4 7777 quads

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All these dubs around me, I want them all.

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Jesus fuck!.why can't i get dubs?

>> No.27197731

Let's get those 7777 LUCKY QUADS!

>> No.27197737

>Class starts
>Notice one smoking hot girl
>Sit behind her the day we're handing in a project.
>Read her name and student number off her project cover
>Start stalking her private facebook profile (At least I can masturbate to her profile pic)
>Look up her marks using her student number (Marks are generally posted in a huge batch ID'd by student number)
>Find out she is stupid and got 30% on the last test
>Dream of offering her tutoring in exchange for sex
>Never talk to her the whole semester

>> No.27197738

>tfw this wont work because I look like a creeper

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>double dubs

>> No.27197751

7777 quads GET!

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Please allah-sama give me the epic 7777 get

>> No.27197757

>Doesn't sage

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>> No.27197762

This is more like /g/

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>> No.27197769

How about THESE?

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>> No.27197771

Shitty website makes me highly supsicious that it's malware.

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Quads and Op gets raped

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>> No.27197777

Quads GET

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>> No.27197807

>you will never achieve quads ;_;

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I know we're not lovers, did I say ANYTHING about liking this girl like that? It's the first day. She could be a stark raving mad cunt for all I know.

I'm just excited because I usually don't start my semester off this well. I drag my feet and don't really make an effort to meet anyone until the middle of the semester when I might need help.

We're both eighteen, and we all know how teenage relationships are. They fluctuate constantly. We can either be bitter enemies by the end of the semester or lovers, who knows.

She seemed really flattered that I wasn't hitting on her. I just genuinely wanted to be cool with her and friendly. I got her some free coffee from my dads office (he's a professor at my school) and gave her a ride home too.

Just friendly nice things, nothing too overboard.

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Why am I so perfect?

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>not using Virtual CloneDrive

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>> No.27197837

>off by 2


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>> No.27197849

Nothing to see here, move along.

>> No.27197851

yeah this is for the secret nerdy kid club xD

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Dubs or death.

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>> No.27197864

i know that feel so well

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You win this time, Kayla.

>> No.27197872

>walk into school
>go into classes
>realize I already have a gf
>no shits given about anyone

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Why couldn't it be death?

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>> No.27197884

>not hanging out with the lightweights
>requirement, under 130 lbs.

They're fit. I like an athletic girl.

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>> No.27197900


Go to hell OP this isn't your blog and we aren't your friends.

We dubs now.

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>> No.27197923

>be in all boys school
>immediately spot cute girl
>walk past her and set things on desk 2 rows behind her
>fuuuuck it
>walk up and set my shit down on her table (2 people per table)
Now we bangin'

>> No.27197925

Isn't this sort of thing why /r9k/ exists?

>> No.27197927

I like how you get excited over this very small chain of events. You realize none of this means she likes you, right? have you asked if she has a boyfriend? Most of the time girls will react just like what you're describing to male friends and then get mad if you think they're leading you on (protip: they're not, your mind is just psychologically wired to take small shit as signs that things are going in your favor when it comes to romance as a confidence boost).

>> No.27197929


> we dubs
> we dubs
> dubs

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We are both the victors this time.

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That's nice but check these out

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I never get dubz!!

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But *I* do! U jelly?

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>> No.27197998

It may not be dubs, but I am satisfied with a 97979!

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all dobles

>> No.27198002

Oh shit

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le sudden dubsies

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>> No.27198017

dem trips

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>> No.27198027

kinda of a nasty mental image

>> No.27198028

Good luck, OP.

>> No.27198029


dubs get

>> No.27198041

watch em

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I know she doesn't like me, but I have a pretty likable personality, so I understand why she was being nice to me.

I'm not an aspie fucktard, I can read body language and pick up minute verbal cues.

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Nope no jelly

>> No.27198054

>first day
I started 2 weeks ago

>> No.27198055

If dubs everyone ITT gets 7 day ban.

>> No.27198059

le /r9k/ doobles (dat means more than /g/ doobles)

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Guess not ;_;

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>> No.27198073

Welp. Time to pack my things

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>> No.27198084

If dubs this event gets canceled..

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>> No.27198093

Haha! Good thing I never get dubs.

Take that

>> No.27198099

>I can read body language and pick up minute verbal cues.
You are 18 dude you don't know shit, you think you know because that's the way you have to gain some confidence.

>> No.27198101

kill self

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But I's going to bed for real now. I was hoping this was going to be a spaghetti thread, but apparently not.

This thread is full of jellyfags. =w= You go, OP.

>> No.27198114

le nopesies!!!!!

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>> No.27198127

le epic pwnrage

also ch'eck 'm

>> No.27198136

if dubs everyone filters you

>> No.27198139

When will /v/ leave?

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Doubles everywhere...

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>> No.27198156

My school doesn't start until Thursday, and I kind of doubt any cute girls will have signed up for networking courses.
Two of my old friends will study the same things as me though, so instead of a cute girl I'll probably study with lolicons...

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>> No.27198164

Probably when people start making good threads. This is not one of them.

>> No.27198169



;_; A lot of people apparently do. Ish fine and all, but I hope they are not doing recursive filtering. That would filter a lot of other nice people.

>> No.27198173

whenever someone on 4chan, or pretty much anywhere on the internet says that they saw a "pretty" or "hot" or "cute" girl, i can't help but imagine that she's average or ugly.

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I won't lose to you!

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I know I don't know much, but I know a little, and that has to count for something.

Are you an all knowing, all powerful sex god or something?

Thanks! :D

>> No.27198196

sweet jesus

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Curses, this is my loss!

Next time, next time.. I will win!

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So close!

>> No.27198227

>your mind is just psychologically wired to take small shit as signs that things are going in your favor when it comes to romance as a confidence boost

yep. surprised someone here would recognize that.

>> No.27198232

haw haw

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First time attempting dubs, wish me luck.

>> No.27198243

If you didn't get her number at the end of the day, you are in the friendzone.

>> No.27198245

We all have high standards from only seeing beautiful people on the internet.

>> No.27198246

>! :D

i wish every fucking faggot like you would just die.

>> No.27198247

this fucking. so many doubles.

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You got a talent for this!

Use your newfound talent wisely.

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i disagree, usually because when people post pictures of "hot" girls and a few people in a thread agree that she's hot, i'm thinking "what? a normal guy wouldn't agree to that."

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Bring it!

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But I did, anon. I did.

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How many internetz do I get for dubz?

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KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back KoG is back

>> No.27198300
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[email protected] people like you :D

aspie as fuuuuuuck

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>> No.27198306

>implying you install an ISO and not the software on it

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>> No.27198313

It is time to duel.

>> No.27198316

Not at all but even if I have much more experience than you I would never say that, people are so good at lying even with their body that I would never trust my body language reading skills to jump on a conclusion even a small one but that is just me.

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le bubs shek em

>> No.27198337


if i'm the aspie nerd you're making me out to be, you shouldn't be bothered by what i say.

but seriously, emoticons? exclamation mark after a "thanks"?


>> No.27198341
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>I have her a ride
Now it's time for her to give you a ride

>> No.27198343

>he has girls in his classes

Must be nice

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Must be nice getting dubs, I never get dubs, why does the God of Dubs hate me?

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>blog thread that is barely, tangentially related to technology lasts for 200 posts


>> No.27198366

>She seemed really flattered that I wasn't hitting on her.
>Not showing a girl as soon as you meet her that you may potentially be interested in her

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>> No.27198376


blame the 2-3 /v/ kids who are shitting up the board with their 'LULZ DUBBBZZZ XDDD".

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Tri trips
Good stuff

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It's blowing my mind that you're even still posting in my thread bro.

You're so visibly buttflustered it hurts.

>> No.27198396

Make sure you sacrifice 6 virgins to your underground altar or you will not be favored.

>> No.27198409

>still posting

i've posted like 3 times in the span of 10 minutes.

>You're so visibly buttflustered it hurts.
pretty sure my anger was self evident. but you're angry too.

not that it matters.

>> No.27198413

I'm on fire

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>> No.27198424

Class doesn't start for over a month for me.

>dat temporarily neet feel

>> No.27198435

And you've managed to make it even worse.
Great job.

>> No.27198443

>introduction day for IT study
>get to know class
>only two girls

Haven't times changed already? I'm being thrown into a sea of dicks, while I'm used to a 50/50 gender rate in my friends group.

>> No.27198444

How does one do this?

>> No.27198451

lol i sit by girls in all my classes and talk to them.

i don't expect to get in their pants because i'm not a retard. i like talking to people even if i don't intend to pursue them

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It's a gift.
And you have it.

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le roll for le quintz

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Good thing I have a variable IP

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>> No.27198491

Sounds legit.

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shitposting every day

>> No.27198504


why do you like talking to people? no one says anything interesting.

>> No.27198510

I had that same problem.

>> No.27198516

But... for what other reason do women exist?

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>> No.27198566

If I get dubs I get raped by the nigger

>> No.27198570

Have fun

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>> No.27198586

Dubs says you get fisted.

>> No.27198601

Take it like a man.

>> No.27198605

>that feel when I'm a high school dropout
It's been a few years and I'm still not really sure how I feel about it. So I couldn't find an appropriate image.

>> No.27198606

Dubs say you are the one doing the fisting

>> No.27198617

If higher number dubs your rape gets canceled

>> No.27198637

Dubs say we do it together.

>> No.27198641

If dubs dubs get

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> that feel when there are *no* girls in my programming/comp sci courses

At least, I can spend hours arguing with nerds about the superiority of *insert whatever piece of *ware here*

>> No.27198647

i see it this way. if i talk to girls as if i don't want to fuck them, and they generally don't want to fuck me, we can talk about real shit and have a lot of laughs.

when i talk to guys it's always short one word statements and then screaming to eachother from across the room.

Don't get me wrong, some guys are really cool to talk to. but i'm talking about 80% of university guys who wear jordan shoes, almost knee length socks, extra extra large shorts, "CHECK MY SWAG" t-shirt, flatbill, etc.

i absolutely fear people thinking shit about me, especially if they say "oh he doesn't talk much" so they write me off instead of getting to know me. i hate that.

>> No.27198650

Well, fuck, I tried.

I'm sorry man.
Some dice you just shouldn't roll

>> No.27198653

if dubs shitpost

>> No.27198692

>Impressed by installing an iso

0/10 would not gento

>> No.27198714

i went to clas one dy and some gurl saw my lemote with a PoRO NTR hentai wallpaper

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>not still being on holiday

>> No.27198719

>that feel when a girl will never look over my shoulder while i type on my thinkpad
>that feel when i will never teach a girl how to use a computer

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I'll look over your shoulder anon.

>> No.27198775

My gf just broke up with me.

She never told me her true name.

Wow, I was so fucking naïve.

>> No.27198794

>Walk into classroom
>Cute girl that is also running Opensuse with KDE
>Let her get a glimpse of my setup

I'll talk to her about it next weeks, she seems like perfect girl for enjoyable friendzone life.

>> No.27198795

if it was a college relationship, i can see how that would happen.

i dated a girl for like 6 weeks and she didn't know my last name, then she finally asked me what it was so that she could add me on facebook because i didn't carry a cell phone. Alot easier just to walk into peoples dorms then try to contact them before hand

>> No.27198814

Do friend with benefits exist?

>> No.27198815

what the fuck are all these classes you guys are getting to use your laptops on :\

i'm a CS major and in all my classes we just use the universities shitty Dell desktops or the imacs.

I only get to use my laptop in lectures and those are like twice a month at the most

>> No.27198821

I second this anon, it's cool to socialize because you get to know other people that can be funny and intelligent but, if you want to see it as a personal profit, one of the reason that /g/ likes to do things, at the end you are going to need your classmates you never know, even if you are one of the best students sometimes you fuck up and if you talked to them you are going to have sopme extra hand right there.

>> No.27198829

why do those K-gifs always abruptly stop

>> No.27198830

>tfw only one class at night

I don't know yet, probably will just go and just get it done. Taking classes at two different schools, and this one isn't my main.

>> No.27198832

School starts sometime in September for me. SUCKS FOR YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!! MY LEGS!!

>> No.27198838

>your girlfriend is going to be a lucky girl
Not answering:
I hope so. Sadly, I can't say the same for everyone who goes out with you. Clearly everyone can see how bitch you are. Enjoy not being that lucky girl.

>> No.27198856

Since when did /g/ care about doubles. Shouldn't you guys be on /v/?

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>> No.27198866

Yeah, sure, but we knew together since March, that's a pretty long time not telling someone your name.

>> No.27198879

what the fuck did she call you then? my girlfriend would say my name constantly. especially my middle name

>> No.27198890

SHE knew my real name, and she told me a name. So I called her a name, that wasn't hers for a pretty long time. This is all really just... Fucked up, really.

>> No.27198916

>calling a girl a bitch because she's not romantically interested in you

You have a lot to learn, anon.

>> No.27198966


Dub shit comes from /b/, idiot.

>> No.27199041

Good work OP.

It wasn't my first day at school since I am not going this semester, what with basic training coming soon, but I went and talked to one of my old professors today about the military thing. He's a die-hard catholic and a former marine. He introduced me, against my will, to his entire fucking class as one of his former students and went on about the funny shit I used to do, and why it is a bad idea to do it to him.

At the end of the tirade he let everyone go and had one girl stay late. He introduced us and winked at me, pulled me aside and said "Happy BCT present, shitbag Army POG".

Fuck if I don't love some people in this world. Date tonight, should be sweet.

>> No.27199068

yes anon they do

>> No.27199133

Most certainly. The easiest way to acquire this is to casually date a girl, bang a few time, and then express your dismay at being unready for any kind of real relationship

They'll fuss, cry a bit, and make a show of hating you. But then you invite them out to a bar or something and offer the proverbial peacepipe (a drink or five) and shit cools off between you. Be nice, but not a pushover, and apologize and just simply say you are bad with the whole relationship thing since your last one came crashing down and you dont know why.

A few nights later, invite her out again and this time get really brown nosey. It might take a few more "casual hangouts" but eventually you'll be tappin dat with the pretext of not wanting a relationship.

Shit settles in, a month or so later you are officially "The guy she sees sometimes". Grats, you have a fuck buddy.

>> No.27199147

this I did this for 2 years honestly don't see what she got out of it

>> No.27199229

Nice shit isn't it? Funny how women think they are in control of the situation, too. Men can manipulate just as well.

Also what exactly do you mean by that?

>> No.27199278

I read through this thread, and almost forgot I was on /g/.

>> No.27199391

>tripcode user

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>I showed her how to install an ISO using poweriso on my thinkpad, she seemed impressed.
10/10, I lol'd harder than I ever have on /g/.

>> No.27199438

Is this socially inept retard circle-jerk time?
Why wasn't I notified?

>> No.27199558

she just came over and slept here all the time for like 2 years when i wanted to fuck her i just walked over to my bed

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>at work a few days ago at a check in counter at my uni
>cute asian girl comes by asking me a question
>we talk for a bit and say good bye
>a few days later she once again comes up to me and says if I remember her
>she asks me again yesterday
>she wants to fuck

Its a refreshing change since there are only like 7 girls in my 300 level electrical engineering courses so gotta talk to as many girls as possible on the outside

>> No.27199972

>be in class
>I'm the guy who supposedly knows everything about computers
>girl next to me trying to plug external HDD in
>'Hey Anon, you know a lot about computers, what way does it go in?'
I nearly killed myself laughing

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why are you using bloated shitty software?

>> No.27200087

>first day of class

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>> No.27200162

autistic fuck

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>shitty website

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>> No.27200392

quince get le

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>> No.27201312

Good luck with your trap.

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