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>ordering pizza
>say please before asking for each individual topping
>hear the girl on the phone laugh at me

>> No.22291969

>work retail
>give everyone shit
>boss won't fire me because i work reliable hours

>> No.22291972

where's the part when you drop spaghetti out of your fanny pack and stain your velvet cape

>> No.22291973

You realize this is the tech board right?

>> No.22291999


>> No.22292072

please can I have some pepperoni
please can I have some mushrooms
please can I have some green peppers

jesus OP, where the fuck did you learn engrish?

>> No.22292128


>> No.22292141


>> No.22292190

>can I have
>not simply 'with' or 'i want'
of course you fucking can have some pepperoni on your fucking pizza

>> No.22292278

>Not a neckbeard
>Be polite individual
>Say "please", "would you mind?", "if it's not too much trouble", "thank you", "you're welcome" and "take care" throughout ordering process
>Feel warm inside
Who cares what she thinks, OP?
You were being polite, she wasn't

>> No.22292286

Should of told her that you'll take your business elsewhere and hung up on her.

>> No.22292304

>hear someone laugh on the phone
>assume they're laughing at you
maybe she just works with some funny guy or something.

>> No.22292332

It's called manners. "I want" is rude.

>> No.22292334

no i think OP is clint eastwood's mule

>> No.22292361
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>> No.22292365

>still calling to order pizza
i sure hope you guys dont still do this. Every, EVERY pizza place, even the independent ones, around me, and within 50 miles all have online ordering, and the ones that deliver are fun to fuck with, by putting in special requests for delivery(best one is probably this for me: I put in the special instructions box "the password is: warblefasdflhkasdfjh", and when he got to the door, he knocked, and I hissed out "Whats the password". The dude said it without batting an eyelash, I fucking had to try so hard not to laugh, the neighbor was even walking in when he said it).

>> No.22292378
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>enjoy your meal
>you too

>> No.22292382

No no.

"I'll have pepperoni, mushrooms and green peppers, thanks". Etcetera.

There, concise and you won't have laughing girls over the phone.

>> No.22292404
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Pizza thread?

Pizza thread with no pizza pics? That will not do. Let us fix this.

>> No.22292416

Hello, I would like some pepperoni, mushrooms and green peppers if it's not too much trouble.
Okay, thank you. Take care.

>> No.22292418

Why would you say please before?
I would say it after.
>pepperoni please
>sausage please
>pineapple please
>please no anchovies

>> No.22292430

>chicago deep dish
Fuck your shit.

>> No.22292431


>> No.22292436

how can you fuck something as simple as ordering a pizza

fucking autists

>> No.22292440

>please no anchovies
Kill yourself

>> No.22292444
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posting in a pizza thread

>> No.22292445
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>go to a grocery store to buy Hawaiian Punch and froze pizza
>total is $6.11
>give cashier a ten
>he says ``Tip?"
>I says ``ummm..50 cents I guess"
>He said ``Ten" and I thought he wanted a tip
>I talk to myself and say I'm stupid on the way out and a bagger hears me
>trip on the mat at the door
>go home and eat my pizza finally

>> No.22292451

Well read, polite gentleman.

>> No.22292454

"Hey umm.... is this the pizza place?... alright cool... mmm... oh hold on please"
>stoners talking in background for 5 minutes
"uuuummm... hello? oh yeah.. hehe, alright can I get 2 cheese pizzas? Alright thanks. Oh... address? hold on."
"dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude what's your address"
"uuuhhh... hold on, he's gotta go check."
>It gets even worse when you ring the doorbell.

>> No.22292460
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ALL the autism.

>> No.22292468

>working at Domino's
>on the make line
>have to answer phone
>thank you for choosing Domino's, my name is anon, how can I help you?
>you know that asian people don't really sound like that, right?
>We would like some pizza for delivery
>is your address [redacted]
>hangs up
fucking kids

>> No.22292477
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laugh every time i see this

>> No.22292484

That is way too many pleases. And besides, you are the customer: You are making an order, not begging for food. One "please" is enough.

"I would the Hawaii classic, please."
>Very well sir, that will be $9.95. Thank you!
"Have a nice day."

>> No.22292486

Those were the best rides. Then some faggot had to get hurt and ruined it for everyone.

>> No.22292489

Oi, give me pepperoni, mushrooms and some fucking peppers, cunt.
Hurry up before it gets cold, dickshit.

>> No.22292498
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Hail, brother!

>> No.22292501

>watching carnivore challenge on man vs food
>see this thread
Fuck you guys, now I want pizza.

>> No.22292506

where is the spaghetti

>> No.22292517
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You want what?

>> No.22292526

I bet there's people who have a fetish for eating other people's spit and or cum. This would be the best way to get those toppings I guess..

>> No.22292534
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I would, if it doesn't entail too much trouble for you, your establishment or the queen, like to order a delivery of:
(a) - one pizza pie, radially seperated into 6 equimagnous slices.
(b) - one square cardboard box
(c) - one at least semi-educated delivery salesperson.
Have my thanks, and my appreciation, and may the queen be with you.

It's how we order pizza in Britain.

>> No.22292544
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lol you know me all too well

>> No.22292547

I don't have any spaghetti images at the moment.
Perhaps tomorrow I'll make some if you'd really like one.

>> No.22292565

Except it's more like:


>> No.22292567

> 6
Nobody does this. Squares are better for non-deepdish anyway.

>> No.22292568
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>deep dish

>> No.22292576
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pizza thread? no good without this unholy monstrosity

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>> No.22292592

Tried to make this one, and that egg sandwich breakfast one.

Pretty much a burnt mess and a ruined kitchen both times.

>> No.22292595

this is my first time visiting /g/ and i'm crying so hard right now

>> No.22292597


So in chicago, pizza is a quiche?

>> No.22292613
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The British probably prefer nutty-gum and fruit spleggings over pizza anyway.

>> No.22292617

No it's not, you're just being a submissive bitch.

>> No.22292633

If you haven't been to gino's east, you've never had pizza.

>> No.22292636
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>So in chicago, pizza is a quiche?
is and isn't

>The British probably prefer nutty-gum and fruit spleggings over pizza anyway.
always like asking folks if they can tell the difference between a boston and a new york style pizza. always tend to get mixed results.

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I find myself less impressed by this since epicmealtime came to youtube

>> No.22292643
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This is my absolute best pizza pic. I do not think any adult, sane, human can resist this one.

But... you can try.

>> No.22292652
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>> No.22292655

and slightly clearer instructions on creating this heart attack on a plate.

Also, take a look at the nutritional facts.


>> No.22292657
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master race

>> No.22292658
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>> No.22292661

YES YES YES That's what I've got my first job as well.

As long as you make the hours, your boss won't do shit. They don't really give a damn about quality of your work, because their bottomline is far below it.

>> No.22292663

Jesus christ... that is the WORST one posted... I am definitely more of a >>22292517 guy.

but that one, I would refuse for free.

>> No.22292670

>sauce just sitting on top of the pizza not covered by any cheese
disgusting, that's not a pizza it's a lasagna without noodles

>> No.22292684
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So you must lack one of the three:

>> No.22292699

That looks disgusting. Why would anyone want to eat grease and cheese in between bread?

>> No.22292705

A pizza is a pie. Deal with it.

>> No.22292713
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Is a cheesecake a cake or a pie?

>> No.22292716

Funny, I was watching the segment on Gino's earlier.

>> No.22292718

>"I would the Hawaii classic, please."

Wow. You are truly an enormous faggot.

>> No.22292726
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damn that thing is huge

ah, botched italian

basically, but loosely its pizza


>> No.22292733
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>Her elbow is too sharp, 2/10 would not bang.

>> No.22292740


No, a pizza is baked bread with toppings.

Until Americans get their hands on it anyway.

>> No.22292741

>putting pineapple on a pizza
I hate anyone that does this, and I hate anyone that doesn't hate people that do this.

>> No.22292752
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>> No.22292753

Right, then we start making it delicious.

>> No.22292755

Most of these so-called pizzas make me throw up a little in my mouth. Do you guys really eat shit like this?

>> No.22292757

best post in the thread and probably true

>> No.22292773
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>This thread
No fucking wonder you murrikans are so fat.

>> No.22292781

>Forgetting to remove your name before replying to your own post to get it more attention.

I guess you can just say it's someone else copying your name. This is a privilege other tripfags don't have. Good save.

>> No.22292797

lol cool samefag jordan

>> No.22292798


American cuisine really does rival Italian.

>> No.22292803

We can't help it. Food is just so good and walking is just so hard.

>> No.22292805
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You must admit: It is well worth it! And I am not even American!

>> No.22292810
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Didn't forget, just wanted to point out my good post.

>> No.22292824

>cheese not on the bottom
Do you have any class?

>> No.22292825


>> No.22292826

>Nobody in the entire world outside of America has ever once had a deep dish pizza.
No fucking wonder you other people are so angry.

>> No.22292840

>selling things on internet
>before I learn how to get the post office to pick up at my house
>sell lego set for $300
>bring to post office
>"What's in here, for the label?"
>say a lego set
>she laughs
Eat shit bitch, while you were playing with your barbies, I was already building worlds with legos.

>> No.22292854
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food get

america, nuff said

>> No.22292863

Yeah, if I lived in America, I'd be obese as fuck. I tried buffalo wings for the first time two days ago. I CANT GO BACK TO REGULAR WINGS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU AMERIFUCKS?

>> No.22292865
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No I agree with the people saying these grease bombs look disgusting. These aren't even pizzas.

>> No.22292872

If you people were to open more deep-dish pizza places in foreign lands, there would be peace on earth.

And it is cheaper than bombing followed by rebuilding.

>> No.22292876
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>I want
>can I have
>not "could I get"

>> No.22292878

>Not using Minecraft to feed your love for legos.

>Not having a good rebuttal, but still responding.

>> No.22292884


oh jordan. how embarrassing.

>> No.22292889
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>Those grapes are probably sour anyway

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>No I agree with the people saying these grease bombs look disgusting. These aren't even pizzas.
been to chicago? lol they'd disagree

good rebuttal isn't needed, it is what it is

>> No.22292897

dammit guys, did you forget falcon has a pizza fetish?

>> No.22292898

These deep dish pizzas look disgusting. They just seem like havens for grease.

I'm not surprised it originated in America.

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>been to chicago? lol they'd disagree
Chicago is located in Murrika, thus it's irrelevant.

>> No.22292910

That's disgusting.

>> No.22292912

I forgive you. This is most likely a severe case of jealousy and denial.

>> No.22292913

Amerifat here. They disgust me as well.

>> No.22292917
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>> No.22292920
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considering there's a few bricks of mozzerella and god knows what else is in there, say hello to clogged arteries
you're only making this more hilarious

>> No.22292923

Chicago is located in Illinois. *That* is why it is irrelevant.

>> No.22292941

>50c for a $6 bill at the grocer
what kind of cheap asshole are you

>> No.22292945
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>> No.22292948

Cheesecake is a custard.

>> No.22292953

>Ordering Pizza online
>Special requests or whatever
>Ask to carve in a swastika or pentagram
>Pizza never gets delivered
Fuck you Pizza Hut

>> No.22292954

>what kind of cheap asshole are you
he's Jordan the friendly neighborhood /g/ trip

>> No.22292964


>> No.22292978

dude he didn't do anything except scan 3 items and tell me how much to pay him

I've never tipped a cashier before

>> No.22292984

Saying anything before or after the topping is just retarded. No Please, No can I get, no I would like, just shut the fuck up and fire off the ingredient in rapid succession like a boss.

Fucking casuals everywhere.

>> No.22292986

I weigh 118. I eat this kind of stuff all the time.

>> No.22292996

Blah blah blah, what can I get you
>uh, can I have a pepperoni pizza with bacon bits.
>Yeah, that's it. Thanks

Blah blah blah, what can I get you
>May I have a pepperoni pizza with bacon bits, please?
blah blah blah blah
>Yes, that will be all. Thank you/Have a nice day.

>> No.22292997
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as much as I like pizza, I hate grease.
this is just nasty.

>> No.22293001

What's it like having autism?

>> No.22293007

he's an asshole

>> No.22293009


Do Americans really tip at "grocery stores"?

>> No.22293014


>> No.22293020

order it without meat genius.

>> No.22293022

only to people that like things I don't like
No that's why I was confused in the first place

>> No.22293042

I feel sick. You people are disgusting.

>> No.22293047

You faggots do realize that this isn't pizza, right?

>> No.22293053

Seemed rather nice to me and my pup the other night.

>> No.22293059

Am I the only one that kinda dabs a slice of pizza to get rid of the excess grease? I don't wipe or destroy it or anything, but I lightly dab at it since I don't like drippy stuff.

>> No.22293062


>> No.22293076

whats your definition of pizza then

>> No.22293077

It is. Just a different style.

>> No.22293091

I was nice to a dog?

>> No.22293094
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It is not pizza?

>> No.22293118

too much crust

>> No.22293120

>using emoticons


>> No.22293127
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Yeah I'll post the picture again i guess...

>> No.22293129

These are fucking pies with pizza filling or some shit.

>> No.22293143


A Neapolitan pizza as defined by the European Union.

>> No.22293149

Fuck you, Jordan. That's free breadsticks.

>> No.22293153

I've never seen this dog before or the guy holding it.

>> No.22293155

Nigga please, what other excuse are you gonna make?

>too much sauce
>would not eat


>> No.22293161

>mario's pizza
>hi can I get an order for take-out
>go ahead
>a large x half y and z
>that'll be 15 minutes
shit's not complicated

>> No.22293165

why do you look like you're 16?

>> No.22293166

You look like Pawl, without the autistic face.

>> No.22293169
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its a vertically challenged pizza, but still a pizza

yes, that by definition is a pizza

hey, be nice

>> No.22293173

>What's it like having autism?
You tell me. These guys are busy and so every second counts, keep your conversation short and don't dilly dally, I'm not saying be rude intentionally.

>> No.22293175

You were drinking that night.

>> No.22293178
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A pie with pizza filling... is pizza by definition.

>> No.22293196
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Mmmm. That looks yummy! I'd love to put my mouth all over that.

Oh... and the pizza looks good too. =3

>> No.22293197
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>not stuffing yourself with fatty foods and installing gentoo

>> No.22293203

>yes, that by definition is a pizza
>A pie with pizza filling... is pizza by definition.

>Pizza i/ˈpiːtsə/ (Italian: [ˈpiʦ:a]) is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
>flat, round bread

>> No.22293218

After I rough up his hair out of that weird style a little bit, he'd be very bangable.

>> No.22293226

stop with this stupid jordan constanza shit. ur a fag.

>> No.22293232
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I know! Always with the silly excuses.

>> No.22293243

Look it up in Brittanica since I know you people hate Wikipedia.

>> No.22293250

>still doesn't get it
you don't visit /ck/ much do you

there's "pizza" and then there's "Pizza", also bravo you know how to use a dictionary.

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>> No.22293255

Holy fuck...
Before I was just hungover
Now I'm hungover and hungry.
Why /g/....why..?

>> No.22293261

I can understand how a *shallow* deep dish would taste good in small amounts, but I, for one, reject the idea of eating gargantuan amounts of cheese and other shit like the filthy americans in this thread. Seriously take that shit down a notch.

>> No.22293286

I don't understand how the English can eat blood pudding, but I don't ridicule them for it.

>> No.22293291
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Wait, what is the problem? It is pizza as defined by whoever.

>> No.22293292

Although I don't consider deep dish "pizza", it's still good as fuck. It's just a totally different food to me.

>> No.22293302
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there isn't one, just people overreacting that's all

>> No.22293309

Don't have an answer to that question, But i'm at the age of eighteen.

>> No.22293310

>ur a fag

>> No.22293313
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>I do not like it.
Thankfully, you do not rule the world.

>> No.22293321

what the fuck does him calling you a fag have to do with reddit?

>> No.22293327
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Somehow this thread has reminded me of steamed cheeseburgers.

>> No.22293342

seen those on food network
only part that looks better than a real hamburger is dat cheese

>> No.22293343

mmm steamed hams

>> No.22293353

Black pudding is nice.

However I agree. People should stop complaining about other cultures being different.

>> No.22293354

must you sage? there's nothing wrong with this thread

>you like things i don't like

>> No.22293357

I've had one. Came buckets.

>> No.22293358

>Acting and spelling like a twelve year old

>> No.22293362

Are you saying it's OK to consume all this shit in one sitting? While I agree culture has a lot to do with the problem, I doubt it's a valid excuse. Blood pudding isn't harmful to your body. Keep trying to excuse your awful behavior with retarded shit like that.

>> No.22293364

I - is that white stuff all a lump of cheese? Also
>ketchup dripping everywhere

Do not want.

>> No.22293377

That's sega, bro. Everything's right with this thread.

>> No.22293380

do you need a timeout?

>> No.22293381

Read the email field.

>> No.22293387

Thin crust or even pan pizza is perfect. Not overloaded with carbs from the crust, and you can still taste the veggies and/or meat toppings.

>> No.22293393

ah thanks, stand corrected

>> No.22293397
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Indeed. He also has a brother. It's been my fantasy for years to have a 3-way with him and his brother. I often wonder if they ever fapped together when they were younger. Picture is the older brother; I love his smile.

>> No.22293403

Nobody said to eat all that shit in one sitting or all the time, jackass. It's a once in a while kind of thing that you can do and it won't kill you, kind of like British food.

>> No.22293410

>not sage
Most people take a very long time to eat this and don't eat anything else for quite a while.
Yes it is. I agree that that picture isn't the best I could have used.

>> No.22293412
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That is beautiful.

>> No.22293415
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>why do people things that are enjoyable but harmful
>why are people being irrational and pursue pleasure

>> No.22293418
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>in a public place
>extreme social anxiety kicks in

>> No.22293422

you're gonna need blood thinners after eating that

>> No.22293438
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But you taste buds and stomach will dance with delight!

>> No.22293446

lol thats an understatement

>> No.22293466
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>> No.22293468

>It's a once in a while kind of thing that you can do and it won't kill you, kind of like British food.
What's wrong with British food?
Bangers and mash or a Cornish pasty are god tier foods.

>> No.22293478

fuck you
It is unnatural to eat these amounts of shit anyway, even if you eat it through the the entire day, this kind of shit is what keeps you fat and attached to your chair, I really don't understand why the fuck you keep advocating these actions, what a retarded culture.
There's nothing pleasurable about being overweight, ask fat people stupid tripfag.

>> No.22293488
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>> No.22293503

>eating a single pizza will make you obese!1!!one

>> No.22293510

I just don't like it. I lost weight in your country. Dangerously so. You Brits suck at the cooking. Maybe you should have spent some more time with the French. Now they know how to cook.

>> No.22293512
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>> No.22293515

Personal choice. Anyone who eats themselves to death deserves it.

>> No.22293530

>Eating disgustingly fattening pizza once in a long while will kill you
lol, ok

>> No.22293534

>Maybe you should have spent some more time with the French. Now they know how to cook.
Not even mad.

English food is among the best in the world.

>> No.22293539
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>It is unnatural to eat

>> No.22293551
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Are you diagnosed with something?

>> No.22293565

>Chicken and Tacos everyday because it's cheap
>Dead by 27

>> No.22293589

No, no it isn't. Your food is not good. Germany has best beer too, so you don't even have that. Britain is good at a lot of things, but your food just sucks.

>> No.22293602
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That image... gave me the tingles/

>> No.22293604


If you're going to eat something high in fat at least make it something delicious. Foie gras for example.

>> No.22293613

>Bangers and mash
Poorfag food.
>Cornish pasty
Other countries have done much better.

>> No.22293630
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>> No.22293634


Please. It's not as lacking as it's sometimes made out to be, but it is nowhere near the best in the world.

>> No.22293642

>English Food
What is the most distinguished British food?
>Maybe bread, cookies and tea, wait that's not food..
Even Irish food is better and they make it from literally shit.

>> No.22293651

Fish and chips?

>> No.22293653
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That one... not so much.

>> No.22293657
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I wish I lived in America. Everything is so cheap there and the have so much variety.

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here, dumping my sadistic /ck/ folder

>> No.22293664

I am very polite too... i say thanks and please very often and it feels good..

>> No.22293674

You dare say that Fish belongs to England?
You dare say that sliced and fried potato's belong to England?

>> No.22293675

Dude, that's not a meal. That's like me just throwing cereal and some bread in a bowl and calling it a thing. Fish and chips is just two things put together, and they're not even really together. What's the recipe for fish and chips? Some fish and chips, I guess. That's not a thing. Get over it.

>> No.22293676
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I have a few of those.

>> No.22293678


>Irish food

It's essentially non-existent. We spent too much time being poor and dying in famines to develop a distinctive cuisine.

>> No.22293681

>It is unnatural to eat THESE AMOUNTS of food
>implying sporadically
If you indulge to these practices (such as eating 800 grams of cheese and oil) I don't think you'd eat this only a few times. Normally people who aren't fatasses can't eat A LOT, it depends a lot on stomach size. Stay retarded amerifats.

fuck you too

>> No.22293684

Our food is amazing. Sure the Danish and Germans have better beer. But my favourite Danish beer is brewed in England, so it's all good.
English food is some of the best in the world. All the best curries are British for example.

The French literally eat snails.

>> No.22293686

Vegetarian fag. Even though I don't eat meat, I respect your choice of being fat fucks.

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>> No.22293696
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>Fish and chips
That garbage is worse than virtually any other fast food.
It's pure shit if you compare it to any real dish.

>> No.22293700

Black and White pudding, Corn beef and cabbage, tons of breakfast foods.
I love it.

>> No.22293705

Just a suggestion...
Not even British.

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>> No.22293713

>NRA nut
>greasy food everywhere
>shit tier beer

>> No.22293715

>Poorfag food.
Not if you get quality sausage and put sliced onions in your gravy. Then it's a wealthy man's food.

>> No.22293716

>All the best curries are British
India wants to have a word with you.

>> No.22293718

>The world curry has origins in India and the Middle East
I don't think so tim.

>> No.22293722


Ya blew it.

>> No.22293739

One word: Braunschweiger

>> No.22293740

Unfortunately that sausage will probably end up being German, kind of like your royalty.

>> No.22293741
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that's nice

>> No.22293742
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I thought you had plenty of potatoes dishes.

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>> No.22293752
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That's likely not even his invention, I'm sure I saw that exact picture without the text somewhere and even I didn't the idea is pretty obvious.

>> No.22293755

That's because that's all they have. Remember the Irish immigrants to the states? It's because their potato crops failed.

>> No.22293764

jesus christmas that thing is glorious

>> No.22293765


Colcannon, and... I mean, there's only so much you can do with one vegetable.

>> No.22293766

>What is the most distinguished British food?
Hot pot
Shepard’s pie
Pukka pies

>Even Irish food is better and they make it from literally shit.
Potatoes and water isn't a food.

>> No.22293786
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Yeah, the population kinda dropped.

>> No.22293802

No one from any other country knows what those are.

>> No.22293803


Well, there was a famine.

>> No.22293815

Have you ever eaten an Indian curry?
Most western curries are actually western, but branded as Indian.

>> No.22293823

>Hot pot
China did it first and does it better
>Shepard’s pie
>Cottage pie or shepherd's pie is a meat pie with a crust of mashed potato.[1][2][3][4]
>The term cottage pie is known to have been in use in 1791,[2][5][6] when the potato was being introduced as an edible crop affordable for the poor
The French do better breads.
Fucking disgusting
>Pukka pies
Never tried them.
Germany does it best. No contest.
Are you seriously claiming breakfast is British?
Again, the French.

>> No.22293832
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This thread made me want pizza but then i saw these abominations from hell.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? That's not how pizzas work.

THIS is how a pizza should look like.

>> No.22293851
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>My preference is better

>> No.22293862

German sausage is and always has been inferior to English sausage.
The Queen is English. I highly doubt your ancestors were native to where you live.

>> No.22293864
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Looks like they bred like Africans before it happened.
Maybe it should serve as an example how the world should deal with such situations.

>no topping
>everything's melted to hell
Plebeian. There should be fresh cheese and vegetables on it.

>> No.22293868

enjoy your cheesy tomato soup deepdish loser

>> No.22293869

Yes, I fucking married an Indian woman. I should know. The fact is that curry isn't British. Britons imported that shit during their imperial period.

>> No.22293870
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No, actually this is what a pizza should look like.

>> No.22293879

read: stop liking what I don't like.

>> No.22293882

i've eaten there, neat

>> No.22293893


>> No.22293901
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Wish I could. Does not get sold here.

Life is not fair, /g/. It is not fair at all.

>> No.22293902 [DELETED] 

>German sausage inferior to British sausage. Nope. Stay mad.
>Not native to where I live. I'm pretty sure my family has been in Spain since forever. I don't live there anymore, though. Shit place to live.

>> No.22293914

What made you want to live in a third world country in the first place?

>> No.22293925
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>Pizza (Italian: [ˈpiʦ:a]) is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.

>is an oven-baked, flat, round bread

>flat, round bread

Suck it, bitch. Now go be fat somewhere else.

>> No.22293928

This is how pizza should look like.

>> No.22293929
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their menus are insane anyways
$20 a pizza usually

that pizza, all my want

>> No.22293934
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pizza is your grandfathers calzone

>> No.22293936
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>Falcons Life

>> No.22293949
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It is not easy to move anywhere you want.

>> No.22293953

>quoting wikipedia

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>> No.22293963

>forever calzone

>> No.22293990


Oh jesus fucking christ.

I can handle everything but that last picture of someone actually eating it.

That's just wrong.

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>> No.22294029
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I saw the thumbnail and did not open.

You guys KNOW someone would want to post... whatever it was... to ruin a nice pizza thread.

>> No.22294033

did your testicles hurt while looking at that?

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>> No.22294046

Also requesting the guy that splooges into a mlikshake.

>> No.22294051
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>> No.22294053

>China did it first and does it better
Africa did civilisation first.
Chinese food is horrible.
>The French do better breads.
No they don't
>Fucking disgusting
No it's not
>Never tried them.
Missing out
>Germany does it best. No contest.
Nope. English are the best.
>Are you seriously claiming breakfast is British?
English breakfasts are English. What else did you think I meant?
>Again, the French.
Cheddar, Stilton, Red Leicester. All English

England also has the best puddings, including pancakes, pies, chocolates and crumbles.

>> No.22294067
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> At home ordering pizza
> "H-hi... I-i'd like t-to place an o-oorder please"
> "Umm, sure, can you key in your phone number so I can get your address up here?"
> "o...okay" *Key in phone number*
> "Oh it's you! I delivered to your place last week! Remember? Blond hair, short, I told you my car was having trouble and you took a look?"
> "Oh... h-haha, yeah"
> "You were right! I got my brother to change the plugs and it's been starting fine since! I'd totally have taken it into a shop and got screwed otherwise! Thank you so much!"
> "N-no problem haha"
> "So what are you ordering? Same as always?"
> "Y-yes please"
> "Medium Nice and Spicy with a large coke and sour cream dip?"
> "Sure thing! That will be £8.50! See you in 50 minutes!"
> OH GOD SHE'S COMING AGAIN. I only took a look at your car because I'm a nice guy and you asked forcefully please don't think I'm interested in you or anything you're pushy and intimidating and you might make fun of my nervous stutter again why can't the fat asian man deliver my pizza like normal why was the website offline so she had to recognize my voice and address oh god I'm not good at this"
> Pizza girl arrives
> Open door
> "HEY! Here's your pizza! That'll be £8.50!"
> Pay, take pizza, about to shut door
> "Hey wait! Whats your first name anyway?"
> "U-umm... I-It's J-James, but p--people at work call me J-Jim"
> "Oh! Well my name is Paula! and thanks again for the car thing!"
> "N-No problem"

>> No.22294118

>sour cream dip

enjoy your shit tier pizza

>> No.22294129
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Oh you.

>> No.22294138

I got an old guy once and he was about to give me change and I almost let him. I forced myself to go like, "N-no, that's y-your tip." And he's like, "Oh, thanks!" Then I felt awkward because I'm pretty sure he thought I was going to be a dickwad at first.

>> No.22294151

Most western curries were invented by British people with links to India. Either being Asian themselves or having been living in the Raj.
Tikka masala for example is a mild curry invented in Wales by an Immigrant. Hence it is a British dish.
Next you'll be telling me Italy made Chicago style pizzas.

>> No.22294155

>English food
choose one

>Chinese food is horrible
coming from the guy who claims English food is among the best in the world

maximum trolling or you have no taste buds

>> No.22294163


wtf nigger you should've asked Paula for her number afterward.

>> No.22294170

I know that feel.

> Hey anon, can you order pizza for us?
> S-sure...
>Here's my phone
> Dial the place
>I need your phone number.
> I-I don't know...
>I also need your address. (I wanted to pick it up anyway)
> Uhh...
>Social anxiety and unease kicks in
>Hang up right away
>Never again


>> No.22294173

Paula wanted your dick

>> No.22294188

Yeah, but Chicago style pizza was invented by the All-American founder of Pizzeria Uno.
>hurrah for Food Network

>> No.22294198

She could tell he was nervous and was just being friendly and helpful, she's misguided but genuinely trying to help, oh and she wants him to impregnate her

>> No.22294233

Probably not.

>> No.22294237

/r9k/ thread

>> No.22294255

You can't even order a pizza and then get it and pay for it without breaking a sweat or over thinking it, what kind of meds do you take to cope with that? I feel so sorry for you.

>> No.22294277
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> *About to close door again*
> "WAIT! So um, you probably get this a lot but, is that like a permanent stutter? or a nervous one?"
> "N-Nervous"
> "Aww! Do I make you nervous?"
> "P-People in general--h-ha-ha"
> "Aww!"
> Oh god why do you think it's cute I've been trying to get out of that habit for years please don't point out my blatant ass burgers oh god please go away I must eat pizza before the cheese hardens and the ice melts in my coke
> "Hey I gotta ask, I'm super curious..."
> "Y-yes?"
> "Do you have a girlfriend?"
> "N-nah haha, I d-don't really g-get out m-m-much"
> "WHAT? NO WAY!--"
> "-- I know quite a few girls who adore your type myself included! It's so cute! Ahaha I think I said too much hahaha, well, I gotta go! Pizzas don't deliver themselves, see ya Jim!"
> "B-Bye!"

> NEVER order from snappys ever again.

>> No.22294322
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You're actually really good with people.
I admire your skills.
I wish I was joking.

>> No.22294335

>> NEVER order from snappys ever again.

You're doing it wrong...

>> No.22294350

wtf is that?

>> No.22294352

poster's gay that is why

>> No.22294374

I don't know whether to pity you or envy you.

I think I'll choose hate instead

>> No.22294413

>not beta enough
>not alpha enough
>no attention whatsoever, good or bad

>> No.22294424

I've never been good at talking to people, I work as a user access admin and AD security/backup admin in the basement of a building and most of my communication is done through email because it needs to be logged.

I've had a girlfriend before but she destroyed my confidence worse than it ever was before and although this paula seems nice she's really not my type, I'm extremely uncomfortable around loud extroverted people.

What would you have done in my shoes? and no I'm not into men.

>> No.22294436

Annnddd post 300. Let this abomination end (soon).

>> No.22294469

Maybe you should hit it and quit it.

>> No.22294483

You handled it better than I would’ve.
Now find a way to fuck her.

>> No.22294497
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developers, developers, developers, developers. I love this company !

>> No.22294524

why would you post something like that?

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