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>> No.19141878

damn you activated my midnight hunger
thanks alot douche

>> No.19141891
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whelp, time to dig into that snack drawer!

>> No.19141913

/g/ - Fat Asses

>> No.19141920

I'm 6'2 153lbs
U jolly?

>> No.19141927
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working graveyard shift right now...

pic related it's my breakfast/lunch until my shift ends at 6am

>> No.19141929

im chris evans, u jelly?

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>> No.19141966
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You guys are killing me...

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>> No.19141997

Why is it that the marinara sauce that comes with mozzarella sticks is never good?

It always tastes like shit, is cold, or both.

>> No.19142007
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>mfw i never fully realized this

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god, i need to pick some of this up now

it'll be great

should i get a half chicken and chips, or a quarter chicken and extra chips?

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Taken from Wikipedia.

I would kill for this.


>> No.19142051
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>calling French Fries "chips"

>> No.19142053

It's like nobody ever tries to make it good.

They just put some cold tomato sauce in a cup and serve it up to you.

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Only the thin chips are called fries

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Will you marry me?

>> No.19142069

I do not care what you call it. It looks like paradise.

>> No.19142070


this is ultimate faggotry
every one of those looks god damn delicious

>> No.19142075

I prefer thin, salty crust that's party cut.

Perfect for snacking, but also can be a meal. Not to mention the satisfying crunch.

>> No.19142082


Those aren't frenched, they look chipped to me.

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>> No.19142106

What is it with you and pizza, are you high?
You can make good pizza on pita bread.

>> No.19142118
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how dare you soil pizza's name!!!!
You will pay!!!!

>> No.19142121

Try harder faggots, I'm a vegetarian.

>> No.19142131
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>> No.19142132

I'm sorry to hear that...

>> No.19142135


This seriously is making me mad

I have a red baron pasta thing cooking atm and was excited for it, not anymore.

>> No.19142141

oh shit nigger what are you doing

>> No.19142155

I am truely sorry for your lots.

>> No.19142161
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Why don't they look like that irl?

>> No.19142171

Damn, you should try Dominos.
>that feel when you eat the last part of the cheese and think to yourself, "aw..." and then take a bite of the best bread ever made by mortals
I know that feel really fucking well.

>> No.19142176
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>> No.19142181

Because advertising exists to lie to you.

If only though, if only.

>> No.19142183

Enjoy your degenerated brain, peasant.
I, on the other hard, will enjoy my good omega-3/omega-6 ratio, healthy brain, muscle development, superb hormonal profile, TASTY FOOD, heterosexuality and technology.

>> No.19142188
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forgot pic
u hunger, bro?

>> No.19142193

Enjoying dying at 40 while I live to be 110

>> No.19142199
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I do not want Dominoes.

I want this... this... this... creation! Which seems to have a kilogram of cheese per slice!

>> No.19142202

enjoy your dyslexia

>> No.19142209


Did a vegetarian rape you as a child?

>> No.19142210

>Not being a omnivore

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>> No.19142239

fish sticks?

>> No.19142243

>[Citation Needed]

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>> No.19142247
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This is one of the biggest reasons I will never go to America.


Because I would just eat these till I have no more blood flowing in my cheese veins.

Seriously, look at it! LOOK AT IT!

>> No.19142259

where do you work

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>> No.19142285

>Implying my OS is capable of running .exe files.
I'm just loving increased life expectancy, higher levels of attractivity to girls, sweet tasting semen, increased levels of intelligence, increased levels of fitnees, ecetera.

What is it like living in a basement with no girlfriend, eating KFC all day?

>> No.19142305

>implying the people who have lived to the oldest age are vegetarians
cool story bro

>> No.19142315

is food porn right there
my tongue just got a boner

>> No.19142318
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>chi☭ago style

>> No.19142326

Why would I want to eat that meat-contaminated heap of shit?

I like pizza, but why would anyone in their right mind want to scatter pieces of dead animal all over it.

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>> No.19142330
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how real pizza should look like

>> No.19142335

>pizza with no meat toppings
>i am 12 and what is this

>> No.19142336
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I have more.

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>> No.19142353
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>I like pizza, but why would anyone in their right mind want to scatter pieces of dead animal all over it.
Pizza has plenty of dead plants in it.

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deal with it

>> No.19142358

maddox is a faggot

>> No.19142359

Domino's Cheese, Tomato and Mixed Herbs master-race reporting in.

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>> No.19142373

IHOP, mothafucka

>> No.19142376

But I like dead plants though...

>> No.19142377
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Let us be 100% honest:

Given a choice between sex and this pizza, what would you choose?

>> No.19142382

international house of penis excluded

>> No.19142384
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So I heard you were hungry

>> No.19142388

I only know how great pizza tastes, so let's go with that.

>> No.19142391
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Sex. Every goddamn time.

>> No.19142396

>mfw I'm a vegetarian but couldn't care less about animals.
I'm a vegetarian because eating meat is so mainstream.

>> No.19142397

Definitely sex

>> No.19142408

Oh, fuck. I went to Paris with a friend once, and on our day we blew tons of bank on shit. We went to a 5 star restaurant and ordered tons of steak. Then we stopped by Chicago Intl. and ate a huge fucking pizza.

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Spoken like a true /g/entleman. You sir, understand what life is all about.

I too would choose the pizza.

>> No.19142420

I could really go for a sub right now: black forest ham on honey oat with chipotle sauce banana peppers and jalapeños.

>> No.19142422

1 time sex and 1 time pizza? Then pizza.
Life supply of sex or life supply of pizza?
Now, that's hard one. I'd throw a coin to get it solved for me.

>> No.19142426

That pizza, I have girls queueing to give me sex whenever I want.

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>mfw vegetarians/vegans
seriously how can you be vegetarian, that is just betraying the human race, bad for health, makes you a faggot, and you miss out on delicous meat

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Perhaps this will help sway you?

>> No.19142433

Life supply of sex isn't that hard, just find a woman. Life supply of pizza on the other hand..

>> No.19142439

I haven't had sex in 8 years. I had pizza yesterday.

>> No.19142442

Now I understand why all americans are fat fucks. Look at that fucking pizza. You'd get a heart attack by eating that alone.

>> No.19142444

Are we talking some bitch or like, hot as fuck chick?
First one: Pizza. Second one: Maybe.

>> No.19142448

Looks like you need

A second serving.

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>You'd get a heart attack by eating that alone.
Well worth it.

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>> No.19142466

Is it me, or is there a collective organization of people who take any post on /g/ and turn it against the US?
Trying too hard.

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>refrigerated meat and cheese
Pick one. Good food is cooked.

I facepalm every time I hear about someone eating at a sandwich or sub shop. They pay $5 for some fucking cold cuts and cheese and greens.

>> No.19142475

America sucks. Deal with it.

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>> No.19142485

That can be solved by getting a RIGHT woman, who can cook you pizza.
Or an Italian pizzalioni chief

>> No.19142486

hey faggot don't insult cold cut, you ever had banh mi, no? then shut your mouth

>> No.19142490

>betraying the human race
How is it?
>bad for health
Not according to science if you're an ovo-lacto vegetarian (like me): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarian#Health_benefits_and_concerns
>makes you a faggot
But I'm straight, so how does that work?
>and you miss out on delicous meat
I hate the taste of meat, if I wanted something very similar I could eat Quorn foods.

>> No.19142497

Oh, I agree with you on that. But you seriously are spending too much time worrying about dumb shit in a delicious food thread.

>> No.19142512

>implying that shit's sold at Subway or grocery markets.

Don't give a shit about some slimy cold ham shit.

>> No.19142513
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>I hate the taste of meat
Get out.

Get. Out.

>> No.19142516

humans are omnivores, we stay alive by eating meat and plants, you need to consume much more and many different things in a vegetarian diet to get the same nutrients, you are secretly a faggot, face the truth

>> No.19142517

I'm not the only one who thinks America sucks since I'm not the person you just replied to

All of the eurofags on /g/ think America sucks, deal with it. it's prime time eurofag right now.

>> No.19142525

They're called trolls - insulting the US on a US imageboard (4chan, just in case you wondered where we are) get's guaranteed, lengthly responses of butthurt EVERY SINGLE TIME.

>> No.19142532

I couldn't agree more with him. Meat (except for hamburgers and kebab) is fucking gross.

>> No.19142540
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>I hate the taste of meat
Have you ever tried eating a mouthful of Texas rocksalt?

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>implying you're not trolling

>> No.19142549

>pizza thread
fuck you im hungry now. I havent eaten anything in the last 8 hours, and ill most likely be up for the next 6-8 hours while i forcefully shift my sleep cycle back to normal.

>> No.19142550

no, no that is personal taste not fact, i am sorry you can't enjoy any of the millions of ways to cook meat faggot, but get your vegetarianism out of here

>> No.19142551
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Meat is awesome. Just because YOU do not like it does not make it gross.

>> No.19142553

Guaranteed replies.

This entire thread has been nothing but trolls trolling trolls.

>> No.19142556

I dunno, it depends on who the sex is with.

If it's with my waifu or with the girl I have a crush on IRL, but I'm too beta-as-fuck to talk to... Then maybe the sex.

Otherwise probably the pizza.

>> No.19142557

Fuck, now I'm hungry as hell.

>> No.19142558

>implying butthurt
I was just wondering why someone was trying that hard.

>> No.19142563

I eat fucking hamburgers and some other meat containing stuff. I also eat fish. I'm not a vegetarian you dumb piece of shit. Have you even learned to read at school?

>> No.19142564

That looks like a disgusting greasy turd.

>> No.19142583

ya man i read 13 million page books about law every day, but if you can't enjoy any meat besides ground beef then you have no taste (yes it is possible to have no taste or bad taste)

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It looks like the physical incarnation of love.

>> No.19142598
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you look like a greasy turd lol

>> No.19142599

That pizza is legally considered art.

>> No.19142602

No, because I live in the UK.

>> No.19142608

Hey there, fellow Ausfag! How the fuck are you?

>> No.19142612


I simply do not enjoy it. Is it really that hard to comprehend that people have different tastes?

I like chicken, I like burgers, kebab, fish.. what more is there to like? I just fucking hate the taste of meat like a steak or something.

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>> No.19142625

>because I live in the UK.
>Some of the highest violent crime rates in Europe and in the world
>He actually thinks he's safe

>> No.19142626

>doesn't know the difference between vegetarians and vegans

Your ignorance is showing, brah

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u are really mad

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>> No.19142641
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Gentlemen, if I get banned for this NSFW image...

...well, I do not care.

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>> No.19142655

>Implying I don't live in an expensive area in the middle of the countryside where there has not been a crime for over 20 years.
Not everyone lives in Birmingham/London/Manchester/Liverpool/Glasgow, learn geography.

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>> No.19142672


countryside rates are at an all time low, stop bullshitting yourself

>> No.19142674

Not everyone lives in DC, Detroit, LA, or Chicago either, you fucking idiot.

The fact of the matter is, on a per capita basis, your country has some of the worst violent crime rates in the world. Deal with it.

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Hey, Fuck you, i live in Birmingham.

It's not THAT bad

>> No.19142682

I know where to get those, I'm so fucking going tommorow.

>> No.19142683

Stop faking me!

>> No.19142705
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you are really trying to hard, you even forgot to take off the name 2 posts ago

>> No.19142714

Disregard that. I suck cocks.

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>> No.19142738

Not where I live they're not.

How does it feel to have an IQ below room temperature? In centigrade.

>Implying I care.
If I don't see it, it's not happening. Also, enjoy your debt default, no healthcare, highest obesity rates on the planet, higher levels of poverty than anywhere in the UK, etc.

>> No.19142739
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I envy you.

>> No.19142751

How much do you weigh? I bet over 400 lbs

>> No.19142760
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I am just 100kg.

>> No.19142761

180 lbs 6 FOOT 4

>> No.19142766

GTFO faggot.

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>> No.19142777

I was fired from work for this picture.

>> No.19142781

5" 9' 57kg master race reporting in.

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>> No.19142791

One of the advantages of being a vegetarian, you don't become a fat, greasy, overweight, unfit neckbeard.

>> No.19142793

best way to die for a fucking flu

>> No.19142802

I've had the flu and I'm still here.

>> No.19142804

>100 lbs at 5" 9'
you are a fucking Auschwitz prisoner

>> No.19142811

At what height? Also 100 kg is pretty fat.

I'm 65 kg and 181 cm, pretty much master race. Athletic build, not too skinny and I can eat whatever I want all day long.

>> No.19142831
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Dude, you need to eat more.

>> No.19142840

I probably weigh more than that now - I've been putting on weight through muscle.

>> No.19142847
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still, pic related

>> No.19142855

I'm buying myself a pile of pizza later today.

>> No.19142856

5'7" 50.5kg here
Not eating under 1k calories a day? You don't know SHIT about technology.

>> No.19142871
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i eat 1k calories for lunch bitch, i am not fat though i am just A MOTHER FUCKING BEAST

>> No.19142884

Pictures of your figure then?

>> No.19142894

Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.19142896

>Not eating under 1k calories a day? You don't know SHIT about technology.

>mfw I bulk at 6000 calories.

But then again, I can also squat 365 pounds.

>> No.19142897

Either you're ripped as fuck or a lardass

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>> No.19142908

Under 1000 Calories?
Enjoy being malnutritioned.

>> No.19142922

i have 600 pounds of pure muscle

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If its good enough for GLORIOUS KOREA then its good enough for me

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>> No.19142955

i'd fuck hiss ass with the power of thousand suns

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>> No.19142964

I'm pretty similar. I'm about 182cm and 68kg. I used to be about 66kg but I don't exercise so I just went back to hovering around 68kg for now.

That said, I'm skinnyfat. I have no muscle whatsoever.

>> No.19142967

I want to to tie you up.

>> No.19142972
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it's totally me dude

>> No.19142990

>no timestamp
>4chan image name
>somebody who looks too good to be browsing /g/

>> No.19142994

>Reposting shitty old pictures of a 14 yearold with a 3 inch penis

>> No.19143000

it's not him, it's dumbledore from milkboys :3

>> No.19143001

>implying that isn't what makes my dick hard

>> No.19143011

just searched this up, any pronz or at least softcore pronz?

>> No.19143016

disregard that, found some cock, this website is godly

>> No.19143022

How is this thread still up with so much cp?

>> No.19143032

i think he is at least 18, if he isn't then it doesn't matter since he isn't naked and it is a self picture

>> No.19143062
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>this website is godly
I know, right?

>> No.19143064

Just do some crunches, situps, squats. go to the gym. eat food. don't overdo it though otherwise you'll get bearmode. what you want is athletic. girls dig that.

>> No.19143068

just saw that lol

>> No.19143074

Nice file name. It's take off of 4chan.

>> No.19143126

you people are sick!!! posting images of underage boys just to fuel your DISGUSTING pedophile fantasy! We dont wanna see that shit here, GET OUT OF THIS BOARD AND GET OUT OF AMERICA!!!!!!

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>> No.19143133

You just need to put a pair of tits on that, cut off the dong, and you'd make a pretty little lady.

>> No.19143139

but the dick is what makes it hot

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