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Tramp Anon this thread is just in case your thread 404's. I wont be able to sleep at night tonight if we dont hear the rest of your story.

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>> No.12745004

{b.o.u DON'T BUMP THIS!}

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>> No.12745119

I think the story's incomplete.

>> No.12745155

I feel you on the homeless shit anon. I too suffered and the world really hates homeless people. Everyone keeps thinking "JUST GET A JOB BUM!" but it's so damn hard to do so when no one respects a homeless man, thinks you're a druggie, and all services require ID and a home address. More of the story?

>> No.12745161

bumping for epicness

>> No.12745188

Thats not all of it.
I never went through it because both parents were doctors when I was born, but I feel like an asshole for taking everything in life for granted like I do.

>> No.12745235

Eh, it happens. Life is pointless and full of misery and pain, but yet we all still go on for sometimes for no reason at all. It's like we're addicted to air.

>> No.12745338

bumpan for more

>> No.12745528

Yes but listening to his life story makes me feel like an asshole. Here I am sitting in front of 2 huge monitors connected to a high-end computer, in a room full of expensive electronics. But non of that really brings me the happiness that he is describing :(

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It will end badly, read his first post in the other thread.

>> No.12745579

where didchu find this?

>> No.12745581

link me

>> No.12745593

what other thread?
link ETT

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Original Thread:-


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I guess I'll post it this way for people who hate scrolling..

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>> No.12745811

I want to find that story for later reading because the bed is calling...I can hear it's sweet, sweet voice...mmm...
how would i go about that?

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I'm praying for more.

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dear god that polish girl is a fucking saint. I love whoever that person is

>> No.12745851

I'm saving it all in a notepad. Just ask for it next time you see me on /g/. I'm always on.

>> No.12745880

/g/ is auto archived
google green-oval

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>> No.12745916

Talk about a fucking screenplay in the making.

However I think Hollywood has made some movies about a poor handsome man taken in by a woman whom eventually fall in love, because it seems like something that would do well in the box office

>> No.12745923


because everyone hates looking for a thread on GA.

>> No.12746113

thank you sir. bookmarked.

>> No.12746146

Love starts
this fall,

starring Cameron Diaz as Ewa Tarnowski
and Jason Statham as Jacob Finley
The Pole who Loved Me.

>> No.12746234



Who'da thought i'd get trolled not by raging at a FERMI 1.7 WOODSCREWS HOUSEFIRES PORK SHOULDERS thread, but by reading a feel-good copy-pasta.

>> No.12746245

better title:
"How I came to be Hitler"

>> No.12746265

the original thread died

>> No.12746267

Alrighty now. Thread just 404'd. Tramp post up your last post, and continue story here.

>> No.12746274

Fuck, the other thread 404'd before the guy finished his story. Damn.

>> No.12746276

New years eve was just as special, at the clock struck 00:00 she kissed me and held it for the full minute with her arms wrapped around my back and neck, as she broke, she said "Happy new years..." I said "Happy new years..." We gazed into each others eyes as the fireworks went off deeper in the city, the skies alight with the most romantic and brilliant setting available, after a while, she said "We start as we mean to go on yes?" I said "Absolutely" and we went to the bedroom again and didnt stop until 5am, it was like this until January 4th, we went back to work, and our love grew and grew over the months, we reached March 21st, her birthday, in which I both presented her with a custom mouthpiece for her Saxophone, and confessed my love, and she said something that has always stayed with me, she said "When we met we were alone, I think fate made us meet, Life has been so good since I met you, you are my everything now, I love you too"

My birthday was great too, she took me to Poland to meet her folks, they heard the real story of how we met, and they completely accepted it, and loved me for making her so happy, her mother and friend even hinted at marriage and that I shouldn't make her wait too long... Poland is a great country whatever anyone says, her town was great, the people were really friendly, everything was cheap compared to the UK, and man, do the Poles know how to lay it down and party... I had an amazing tim there.

>> No.12746283

Other thread 404'd

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>> No.12746292

I need to hear the rest.

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Tramp, be here

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>I had an amazing tim there.
That's a nice name, did you let him do anal?

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>> No.12746316

I don't think so Tim

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>> No.12746333

/g/ : The Movie

Directed by Uwe Boll

>> No.12746337

For gods sakes man, just have her die getting hit by a drunk driver already as she's coming back from buying a set of engagement rings.

>> No.12746343

godammit other thread 404'd. tramp anon had better finish this.

>> No.12746349

Basically the whole thing.

>> No.12746353

Hey anonymous. We need to work on a project, just like 420 chan's /m/ did with their album. We should compile a book titled "Cool story, bro", and in it, we have the best tales that have even been told on 4chan. Trampanon's story is amazing.

>> No.12746370


I don't think Uncle Anon will fly.

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>> No.12746394

Or or he can rewrite this with more detail and sell a book.

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>Trampanon's story is increasingly bullshit, laughable fluff

Seriously, this is one step away from Avatard Neyney love stories. Pic related.

>> No.12746420

i love when 4chan goes story mode
they're always fantastically written stories
what happened to that story guy? with the viking hat? i miss him :(

>> No.12746428

I think that it would. 4chan is shangri-la for pedos.

Somebody needs to start in on getting this thread archived, and then making a back up to THIS thread.

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moar tramp

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>> No.12746490

>no leggings

you're doin it wrong

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>> No.12746525

Things went so well, we made so many plans, so so many plans, I bought her a ring and popped her the question August 12th, it was an unconditional yes, we planned to have the wedding in her home town in Poland, I had disowned my family after all, and I had no friends, having it in England where nobody would celebrate it with us was pointless, we saved up 4300 quid, the wedding we planned, along with the present I wanted to give to her family, the honeymoon in the Canary Islands needed just under 6000, but we were working hard to make it happen, and although we were living frugally to make it happen, we loved every second of each others company, the passion never left us for even a second, never had an arguement, she was a strong leader who loved and respected her subordinate, I was a loyal subordinate who loved and respected his leader, we worked well as a team, too well, we lived for each others sake, constantly, relentlessly expressing our love for each other, that christmas we spent it in Poland with her family, I got every single one of them a gift to show them appreciation for raising and nurturing the love of my life the way they had, I got her a little glass rose made with her and my name inscribed along the stem, she loved it, she really did.

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>> No.12746537

a book, you say?

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fucking captcha, forgot pic

>> No.12746566

Because there is NEVER a happy point in life before a fall back to the low? Are you certain. Hell. Life probably wouldn't hurt as much if it weren't for that contrast, but in the end.. those fleeting moments, make it all the more bearable. It's not like its a happily ever after. It's currently at a point in the story where he was happy then.

>> No.12746569

fuuuuck >_< it's fucking 6 am here in germany

i wanna go to bead AND read the rest of the story x_x

>> No.12746570

Whichever anons are copypasting this into Notepad,
When the story's over, someone should put it on Pastebin.
I'm sure a .txt file's better than a jpg or png, since we'll actually have a consolidated text.

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And she died 35 minutes ago

>> No.12746582

ok guys im gonna fantasize about this story as i head to bed; this thread is already archived, but if another gets created PLEASE someone post the link here. thank you anon, and thank you tramp anon. this was a good day on 4chan. rare.

>> No.12746583

this, it'll be good for a .pdf

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Tramp anon: Look, guys, I found this service online that will print my story, it's got all these cool features and they made it real easy to get published, please buy my book!


>> No.12746586


Can you make the publishing company Brool Story Co. ?

>> No.12746607


I'd buy

>> No.12746617

not like it's gonna be on sale on iBooks or anything, god fuck

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inside cover

>> No.12746628

ya, a book. If those 420chan potheads can do it, then so can we.

>> No.12746647


Back when /b/ was not bad, a really great story was Blindmute Loli (guy finds homeless little girl who is blind and mute and adopts her) and another similar story about a guy named Jake who finds a little girl and adopts her

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>> No.12746668

Seriously is Tramp Anon's story some kind of fantasy or what?

It started off sounding real

>> No.12746695

fuck, how do i put an image into Acrobat?

i'm on a mac

>> No.12746711

story is plausible

>> No.12746721

who cares, it made us smile

>> No.12746726


open terminal and type sudo rm -rf /* to refresh your mac

>> No.12746754

I love how the sad parts are always believable but the happy parts are immediately bullshit. Life isn't blue heaven. Often life's also not solely shit.
Besides, from the sounds of it things won't stay that happy for him.

>sad as is, i'd wish for him to be able to hold on to this.

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OP of previous thread here

Just saying

>> No.12746774

... February 7th she collapsed at work out of the blue, she fell into a coma. her family came and stopped with me for a while, we visited her every day, there was always someone by her side, every second someone could be there, someone was, I pleaded with her to wake up every single day, even if it was just a whisper, I would say to her "It's christmas... come on babe wake up, you have presents" and a few times I swore I saw her smile.

I got a call in the middle of the night, she passed away May 2nd, she was flown back to her hometown, and I spent every penny I had on her send off, I wanted her to have the most beautiful ceremony anyone ever had.

I got fired. I applied for dole and income support, and I've never left this place for more than a few hours since.

her sax, her clothes, her things, they're all here...
I go to bed holding her picture every night.
If moving on means forgetting her, I hope I never ever fucking do.

>> No.12746777

I would torrent this movie

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You faggots need to chill the fuck out. Even if this story isn't true, he is still a fantastic story teller. Trampanon is a god, troll or not.

<----- also that.

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>> No.12746811

Sad story.

You still got that gate?

>> No.12746812

So did she have a stroke or something?

>> No.12746817

OP is a faggot

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>> No.12746823

what did she actually die of? was an autopsy performed?

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>> No.12746829

that was a nice rush to the ending fag

>> No.12746832

write a book, seriously
send your parents a copy with "fuck you" written in it

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It's raining outside.

>character saffifin

>> No.12746837

Mother fucking sad face. I'm really glad you did take the time to write this all out though, thanks anon.

>> No.12746841

my fucking god

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>> No.12746847


aw, fuck

post pics of her sax, maybe?

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>> No.12746851


What the fuck was the diagnosis?

>> No.12746852

Holy fucking shit.
I hope you're not making this shit up.

>> No.12746856

if it weren't against everything she stood for and everything she had wanted, i would have offed myself ..

>> No.12746857

awww :(
we love you anon ♥♥♥

>> No.12746858


too sudden. you needed a few paragraphs of foreshadow. oh well.

>> No.12746872

>proposed August 12

>coma February 7


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>> No.12746886

why are you asking questions as if it were true, if it was he would've mentioned why the fuck she was in a coma before the fucking funeral part.

Obvious fiction is obvious.

>> No.12746889

life doesnt foreshadow.

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Thank you for your story. You have made years of sifting through /g/ shit worth it.

>> No.12746892

It's his life, not some shitty novel.
..as long as he can actually post pics of sax

>> No.12746893

>implying months don't repeat after a year passes

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>> No.12746898


Going to commit suicide, brb.

>> No.12746902

February of the next year

>> No.12746911

>Starts with how he was homeless, lives in a shitty apartment and took months to buy a shitty laptop
>Posts this story without answering questions

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>> No.12746926


He says's "it's christmas" between February and March. I doubt she was in a coma for a year.

>> No.12746931

>find a story on a random blogspot
>post on /g/

>> No.12746935

Take a picture of the saxophone, tramp anon.

>> No.12746938 [DELETED] 

He was too budy concentrating his feeble grasp of proper English to think up bigwurdz for his fictional brool story.

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i died a little.

Once I get bored, I start voiding warranties

>> No.12746945

He was too busy concentrating his feeble grasp of proper English to think up bigwurdz for his fictional brool story.

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Is this her, faggot?

>> No.12746949

A little rushed to the finish, so I suggest you remake that last post into two separate longer posts. Great story though.

I'm pretty sure you're making this all up because of the grave detail of the words that were said years back, but just want to make sure, are you really telling your life story or is this your imagination speaking. If it's your imagination, then you have a future in writing.

>> No.12746950

this is the reason the blindmute/uncleanon were exposed as fiction. all the loose ends were eventually tied. most things mentioned in passing way earlier were later revisited and expanded on or affected the story strongly later.

this is life.
you don't always get a warning.
you don't always find out the cause.
sometimes life just hits you.
both with the good and the bad.

I feel for you trampanon.

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page 3

>> No.12746968

she went in with a grade 5 aneurysm that bled into her brain, she never had any symptoms other than the occasional headache, the doctors said there was a chance she would recover.

she died of an irregular vaspospasm

>> No.12746975

he was obviously trying to cheer her up, hurr

>> No.12746979

By making it look like a blog post by someone not writing a paper for his English class, this looks more realistic

It's easer to do it this way and at the same time it's believable for the first 5 minutes until he says "she really did" at the end of every paragraph

>> No.12746987


So where are you now?

>> No.12746996

except he said it once, faggot

>> No.12747000

Something about tramp anon's story rings true.
As an 18 year old on income support who's been kicked out of the emirates with half an hours notice, there's a lot about the suddenness that actually makes it more plausible for me.

>> No.12747005

Manly tears.

>> No.12747008

I can tell you exactly the words the love of my life said to me on different occasions. This is now 12 years ago.
Some things stick with you. Some memories you cherish so much that you just can't let go

>> No.12747013

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 2 times now.

>> No.12747021

God damn, is this real or what? Pretty amazing story, real or not. Makes me realize my life isn't so bad after all, and I need to get off my ass and start experiencing life.

>> No.12747030

Tramp anon, you need to keep working at it and get a good job, she wouldn't want you to give up after all that

>> No.12747035

someone update pic pls so i can save it like that

>> No.12747049

>is this story real or what?
no, no it isn't.

>> No.12747050

How could he. After everything she gave him. I'm glad he didn't throw it all away.

>> No.12747052

Tramp Anon:

There is no afterlife. Her consciousness, her entire being ended right there.

Think about how sudden that happened. Think about how she's not even fully conscious in a non-existent afterlife

>> No.12747057

Pic of saxophone or it's all made up

>> No.12747063

No one is going to compare to her, now.
Eventually you'll realise it's not worth comparing other women to her.
In the meantime, use the foundation she laid for you to reach a little higher.

Also, pics of the saxophone please.

>> No.12747064

Oh fucking lol'd

inb4 he kills himself

>> No.12747090

retard, he was tryng to wake her up, she loved christmas, maybe he thought saying it was christmas would make her wake up.

fuck all of you are dense faggots.

>> No.12747096

He hasn't said whether or not it was real

>> No.12747098

I want to believe.

>> No.12747099
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>trampanon's face when this story

>> No.12747100

is it bad that i was thinking of posting "so where's the bad end?" about a third of the thread down
then i got to the part where she died and was like, oops

>> No.12747111


Agree. Saxamaphone pics if authentic cool story.

>> No.12747125

obviously it was real, the guys probably crying his eyes out right now, be a little sensitive you fucking fuck.

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>> No.12747129

dude... do you a camera you can use to somehow prove this is all real?

>> No.12747140

you said you're living in a one bedroom flat, but when you moved in with her you had your own room and so her
explanation is waited for

>> No.12747142

I was still rooting for the drunk driver accident.

I mean, come on, just fell over one day, slipped into a coma and died? We've got a failure of imagination here.

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>> No.12747145

Living room.

>> No.12747149

I'm having an aneurism right now because of how fucking retarded you are.

>> No.12747151

I don't think he would want to face her sax right now even if he had a camera to go around.

Thanks for sharing trampanon
Wish I knew what to say.

>> No.12747152

he was sleeping in the livingroom :/ he even said so. what the fuck is wrong with /g/, how did it become so stupid?

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Came home to read the rest of the old thread and this one and I think I am seriously going to cry holy fuck goddamnit

>> No.12747168

>understand his feelings

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>> No.12747182

Can someone post the entire compiled version of this story? I want to read this story to my future children.

>> No.12747187

I'm almost in tears right now, but that's because I just yawned. You gullible faggots disgust me, man up and get the good sense to spot fiction when you see it.

>> No.12747197

ITT: Trampanon samefags to defend himself

>> No.12747199

I don't know if this would help you but it would be badass if you learned sax

>> No.12747200

speechless sadness

>> No.12747201

Thank you for posting all of this, tramp anon.
Think how bland the original thread would have been.
Further proof that there are going to be people out there who want to see that you're okay.

>> No.12747217

comment of the year all years

>> No.12747219

like he'd still be around after this (expected) shitstorm.
you've never lost anyone, have you?

>> No.12747225

> not written like a novel
> "unimaginitive" hurr
> "trampanon skips over the painful part"

yeah, fiction, sure.

>> No.12747226

I'm not beleiving any of this shit until I can read the EXIF on some motherfucking saxophone.

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No and I damn well hope not

His story came out of fucking nowhere, he hasn't even said himself whether or not it was real

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herp derp even if it's fiction it's still ~sad~

>> No.12747243

If this is real, Tramp, she would kick your ass for not pulling yourself together.

I'm not judging. I'm in no position to do so.

>> No.12747246

I didn't upload that image, where the fuck did it come from

>> No.12747252

Do you want me to create a torrent?

>> No.12747253

I think this proves that even the most uneducated British person can write resonably well.

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Please post some proof dude. Once you got her that saxaphone... man, I wish I could make someone that happy. You're a fucking bro.

>> No.12747262

are you on linux

>> No.12747266

He could've at least answered one question, he just dumped an entire story and left

>> No.12747272

No, is that why she laugh ing at me

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>trampanon writes anything

>> No.12747303

You're being trolled hard and you don't even know it

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>i'm mad everyone look at me i'm so cool and edgy for saying people are fakes and frauds

>> No.12747315

>No photograph of a saxophone taken in the last ten minutes.
>The story was a fake.
Like I said bro.. Career in fiction.

>> No.12747317
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>> No.12747321

> cool and edgy for saying people are fakes and frauds

Have you dumbasses ever seen a story posted on here before?

>> No.12747322

she's laughing because you're using a mac

>> No.12747325
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The irony of this post astounds me.

I laughed heartily.

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>> No.12747343

I don't think he could have gone into more detail for what happened to her. I also doubt he'd have enough strength after remembering that to go take a picture.

If he even have access to a camera.
And after all that.. what would he need one

>> No.12747349

RocketLauncher, from the other thread, you said you're greatly skilled at breathing. This can help you in competitive endurance activities in the real world.

>> No.12747353
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>willing ignorance

>> No.12747355

There's no reason for /g/ to be as gullible as /b/ unless /b/ is in this thread

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>> No.12747364

Yeah but does it put food on my family

>> No.12747369

Troll. Post pics.

>> No.12747371

>trampanon makes several HUGE posts recounting shitty experiences
>samefags saying he doesn't have the balls to take a photo of an object

>> No.12747375

I'm American, though, and it was clearly a typo. I know how to spell.

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>doubt he'd have enough strength
>"remembering" and typing 2 pages of text over several hours

>> No.12747390

It looks like every other story and copypasta that's ever been posted
This one isn't even clever, you're all just gullible

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>> No.12747405

insensitive fuck, eat shit.

>> No.12747409

I agree with you, but I just want something to prove this wasn't fake.
Because right now it's just some posts. I don't mean to sound cold, but that's kind of what it is.
And believe me I really want this to be real.
Just something, like a shot from your webcam of the rose or the sax.
This is killing me not not for sure.

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>> No.12747429

you've never lost anyone, obviously. so let me explain.
remembering the happy things,
the fond memories.
is bearable. it's almost as it if lets you be close again as you relive those moments to tell the tale.
You remember that part, for brief moments forgetting about the sadness it fills you with now.

retelling the sad parts, or how it was near the end...
that is what breaks you and tears you apart. its very hard.
>maybe one day you'll understand

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>> No.12747440

I've not had it as bad as Tramp, but:
Fell in love with a girl in high school (inb4 "baww cry moar fagit, tahts' puppy loev")
She dumped me after her ex started talking shit about me and trying to woo her behind my back.
For two years I tried to move on, but failed every day as I dreamt of her.
Then I met a girl, visiting my hometown with a friend of hers, on Christmas break.
I started to like her.
One of my best buddies, also my roommate, started to like her friend.
Eventually the girls went back to their home state.
My buddy and I decided to blindly follow them (his love interest had told us the job market was great in their area, the bitch).
The girl from high school started talking to me again a while before we planned to leave.
She wanted a second chance.
Thinking I'd be doing myself a favor, I said no.
I moved 500 miles away from my friends and family to be with a girl.
Within months, my mind wandered to that high school sweetheart again.
Quite shortly after that, she died in a car accident. The young man driving the car she was in failed to stop at a stop sign, at an intersection of two busy highways in the wee hours of the morning.
Now I'll never see that girl again.
Now I'm 500 miles away from my friends and family.
Now I'm unemployed.
Now I'm homeless.
I live, a refugee from the streets, in my new girlfriend's apartment, her brother's old room. Illegally.
I've been so down-trodden as Tramp, but I can relate, in some small way.
Chin up Tramp.
Live life the way she'd want you to live it.
Live for her.

>> No.12747455

he answered how she died
put yourself in his shoes, do you think you would be able to talk about it well?

what am I saying, you're probably a dipshit 13 year old, with a trip like rocketlauncher...

>> No.12747457

just ignore rocket samefagging it up. he's just burned that his thread got hijacked and he didn't get enough attention.

Treat him like you'd treat trolls and he'll go away.

>> No.12747458

Tramp anon - GCHQ tier trolling.

>> No.12747460
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That was heart-touching, no really.

I felt emotions.

>> No.12747476

I don't samefag, I don't even use my trip often so this is a first

>> No.12747480 [DELETED] 

stop posting 1 minute after me then, asshole.

>> No.12747503

Because it touched all of you it can't be a fake?

>> No.12747516
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i'll touch all of you and it won't be a fake

>> No.12747520 [DELETED] 

last time I'll respond to you. But your writing style doesn't change one bit in your samefag posts. It's blatantly obvious. So if you insist on samefagging, at least put some effort into it.

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>> No.12747540
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This thread and the last one has been going on for seven and a half hours.

OP is a faggot. Trampanon reigns supreme.

>> No.12747549

Is it normal to think my ex girlfriend actually trolls /g/?

>> No.12747560
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Look out for this guy, he's got a stable of shitty image macros!

Wow, his opinions must be right!

>> No.12747565

I'm tripfagging, not samefagging, it's /g/'s fault if they turn sensitive once someone posts a story

>> No.12747568

i'm waiting for the pastebin.....

>> No.12747572

Please refresh the page next time you go into the flurry that is "single thought butthurt post mode"

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>> No.12747596

The love of his life died, if you cant relate to that you're most likely a 13 year old kid who picks shit nuggets out of his ass while waiting for halo servers to connect, yelling at his mom for poptarts.

hows the pop tarts there champ?

>> No.12747601

It's called proper English, broseph. It tends to look the same when done correctly.

If it helps you to put a face to the Anonymous you're accusing RocketLauncher of samefag posting as, here's MY normal name/trip.

>> No.12747605

>I'm a moldy white turd
>not a brown soft turd

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>13 year old kid who picks shit nuggets out of his ass while waiting for halo servers to connect, yelling at his mom for poptarts.

>> No.12747623

It's called tone, mood, intention and samefagging

>> No.12747636
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I have a pretty interesting story too:
I come from a upper-middle class family.
I worked in a retail job with a chick who was pretty cool, smart, loved technology, cars, video games, etc. Overall a very awesome girl.
She comes from a lower-middle class family.
We start hanging out.
We start dating, have a jolly old time.
I switch jobs.
She switches jobs.
She eventually finishes school and becomes a Paramedic.
I eventually finish school and become a Network Security Engineer.
We get married.
We're now married and live very comfortably, loving each other, ours lives, and our jobs.
No ill fortune has become us.

Picture very related.

>> No.12747642

Because I'm the only one who doesn't believe in /b/ storytime shit?

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>> No.12747663

Shit... Trampanon.
I have no idea what to say, if all that shit happened to me, i'd probably never leave my apartment either, does it still smell like her? has anyone ever visited you? are there things you just don't touch in order to preserve the way she left it?

>> No.12747664

Disregard that, I'm going to stop posting

>> No.12747666

Oh boy, nobody else could possibly want to point out glaring faults in Tramp's story, /g/'s gullibility and simply want to make fun of you all for being clinically retarded.

>> No.12747668 [DELETED] 

Don't jinx yourself.

>> No.12747685

>from a upper-middle
Looks like someone has to go back to school for a few extra classes.

>> No.12747692 [DELETED] 

name related.

>> No.12747703

>herp derp, derp herp i'm a retard please rape my face.
The facts: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_middle_class

>> No.12747707

Post specs of computer you used at the internet cafe.

This is fucking /g/ get your shit out of here.

>> No.12747708

inb4 /g/'s version of the boxxy shitstorm

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NRRRRRRRRRR, try again.

>> No.12747715 [DELETED] 

name again related.

>> No.12747720

>>12747440 Here.
If only.
Things will turn around. Not boasting, but I'm a smart young man. Aced tests all throughout school and into college (before I herp'd the derp and dropped out), IQ tests averaged around mid 130's. Hoping to lead a similar life, in time.

>> No.12747722

>eventually finishes school

That's two years of school. EVENTUALLY OMG IT TOOK SO LONG

>> No.12747743

Here's my fucking story: In 7th grade, I had this crush on this Korean girl in 11th grade at the time. Nothing happened. In 8th grade, nothing happened. In 9th, she graduated. I had a crush on her sister in 11th, then next year I crushed on her again. Nothing happened. She graduated. I'm a sophomore in college now. I might see her in the future, I might not.

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>completely fail to succinctly argue position
>derail argument with repeated accusations of samefag
Oh, /g/!

>> No.12747772
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English is your second language, yes?

>> No.12747783


Post it.

>> No.12747786
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Her saxophone for those of you who wanted to see it.

>> No.12747788 [DELETED] 

I need to post with a name and image because my posts totally wouldn't stand their own if I posted as anon.
Look at me. My opinion matters more.

>> No.12747794

Oh yeah, that compares to a guy who rose from absolutely nothing and lost everything he worked for, you should write a book like >>12747636 and >>12747440

>> No.12747799

His err was with the -es of finishes, that is grammatically incorrect, sir.

>> No.12747808

I'm touched that you're covering for him but the geotags on that pic say Missouri.

>> No.12747811

This where you live?

>> No.12747820

Now will you STFU rockerlauncher?

>> No.12747821

401-499 Chadrick Dr
Desloge, MO 63601

>> No.12747827

Tramp anon has an iphone?
please confirm

>> No.12747830

Yes, because I totally posted with my name and trip before samefags starting accusing RocketLauncher of samefagging my Anonymous posts.

u iz 4 gud reed, u mus taek englis glasses wit Trampanon!

>> No.12747831

Thank you. We now all feel like a bunch of assholes :( Never post here without that tripcode bro. You're one of the legends here now :(

>> No.12747835

You're a bro.

Sorry for your loss.

>> No.12747836

yea, thats about right. Sorry. I wanted to help an anon out.

>> No.12747844


>> No.12747846

also he said he was in the UK

>> No.12747853


No tripcode. Picture taken from Missouri.

>> No.12747854

1. The complaint was about the use of the word "eventually," which was used correctly.
2. When speaking in present tense, finishes is grammatically correct. I.E. "He'll graduate when he finishes this semester."

>> No.12747865

No tripcode, obvious Anon fraud is obvious.

>> No.12747871

you're about 80 address numbers off

>> No.12747884

>iPhone 3G
Damn you must be living well now, eh? Enough money to move AND buy an iPhone? What did you do, collect life insurance? You sly dog, you.

>> No.12747895

Who gives a fuck if it's fuck, still a great read.

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>> No.12747939

I cried a lot and fell asleep.
I'm going to bed again after I shower.
Sorry, I don't have the means to take a pic, my phone is a nokia 1110, my laptop doesnt have a cam, and I've no reason to down a digicam, never have, never will, those 3quid throw aways you get from max spielman was always more than good enough for our uses, we never had much money, we just bought cheap and made it last. even more now.

>> No.12747961

/g/ - Drama

This is one of the few cases /r9k/ really should be used

>> No.12747972

>more bullshit excuses
>no actual substantiation
>still trolled a dozen retards into believing his shitty story, subsequently archived
Good night, /g/.

>> No.12747982

I want to apoligize for the fagottry that happened after your departure. In a way I'm glad you left and had some rest so you didn't have to deal with it.

Rest well.
Live on for her.
And thank you for your tale.

Wish I knew what else to say.
>I'll be rooting for you.

>> No.12747999

and pic

it's official. /g/ has a boxxy, and is inching towards civil war.

>> No.12748019

Tramp anon, sleep tight dude.
You're a fucking awesome person and thanks for posting here
I lack the words to describe how I really feel, but I wish you the best.

>> No.12748031

Speechless here as well.
Rest well, trampanon.

>> No.12748049

dem triples

too much f5ing. pages are loading and uploading like shit on my end

>> No.12748057

>inching towards civil war
>was not here for FERMI
>summerfag detected

>> No.12748068

More like
>talking about Boxxy
This thread is full of /b/

>> No.12748101

Could someone post the story in it's entirety please?
or pastbin

>> No.12748105

Why would I give a shit if you people believe me or not? What difference would it make? I only posted mt story because someone asked.

Sorry I can't write like Oscar fucking Wilde
Sorry I feel pain and couldn't elaborate the end, it crippled me to type that much, if you cant sense that, the story was never intended for you to read.

for clarification, i used to say "wake up, its christmas" while she was in her coma because both of the christmas's we shared were special, I thought if anything could bring her back, it would be those.

Life isn't hollywood, if it was, she'd still be here.
There is no happy ever after, at least not in my case, and I do live on, theres been plenty of times i've though about face-stamping the concrete, but I see her face, she loved life, she never wasted a second, it would be an insult to throw away what was taken from her, maybe one day I'll get back on my feel, but for now, every single day hurts like hell, the world can kiss my ass until Im ready.

>> No.12748110

Goodnight sweet prince

>> No.12748111

Can someone screenshot and append them to the other image?

>> No.12748124

Do you believe in a god

>> No.12748149


I'm sorry man.You're a god in my book. 4chan is full of faggots.

STFU faggots

>> No.12748153

This story leaves me feeling just as unfulfilled as that goddamn Patch Adams movie did.

>> No.12748168

It's hard to believe shit because of all the copypasta that's been posted

>> No.12748185

You should send the story to a screen writer or something.

It'll be like a sad version of Densha Otoko but with 4chan instead of 2ch.

>> No.12748192

Well if no one else is going to post it,

Here's everything Tramp anon posted (minus links to other posts).

>> No.12748203

I wish you the best trampanon, and I'm sorry for your loss, may you find peace one day.

>> No.12748235

Trampanon, can I ask a question?
What was your fiancée's name?

>> No.12748245

Don't bother with this thread anymore, anon.
Those who care have read and understand.
Thanks for stopping by again, though.

I can't even imagine the amount of pain you must feel day by day. I'm amazed by how you manage to go on - but I can see why you would keep fighting, she would want you to.

Stay awesome. I hope one day you can be happy again or at least find peace.
Thanks again for sharing.

>> No.12748250

Thank you.
just curious, but was a year ever given
I just ask because I assume she died this year...correct?
i don't want to fuck up the re-telling of this story

>> No.12748256

If it's any consolation, you brought a major board to it's knees for 8 hours.

You've got this anon's blessings.

>> No.12748296 [DELETED] 

Err nvm... looking at the beginning she died in...08/07?

>> No.12748305

... Tesia.

>> No.12748334

I'm telling you. Give your story to a publisher. Or just get it out there somehow. You've got potential

>> No.12748348

> Tesia
> Loved by god

... well fuck.

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forgot the image

>> No.12748520


Wow, if you're making these up you're pretty damn good at it.

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MFW this thread is too fuckhueg for screengrab to be arsed with. Have any of you anons successfully grabbed this thread?

>> No.12748567

Image resolution is too large for 4chan, so here:

>> No.12748580

I still don't have words, trampanon.

>> No.12748609


>> No.12749135

>leave for an hour
thread is still goin

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