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>> No.71739750 [View]
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>activate the hardware backdoor

>> No.70566311 [View]
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>Activate the secondary Management Engine
*click*

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>>69150520
ACTIVATE THE HARDWARE BACKDOOR

*click*

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>>68536966
Activate the hardware backdoor.
*click*

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>he uses Linux

"Activate the hardware backdoor"
*click*

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>>68379080
>*dring dring* *dring dring*
>"Hello. Bill speaking."
>"Bill. We've got a problem. The third world will not poo in the loo. What do we do?"
>"It's simple. We activate the biological backdoor."
>...
>*click*

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>>67999505
>*dringdring* *dringdring*
>"Bill speaking."
>"S-sir... our public image is c-crumbling. The latest Windows update fiasco... i-it's devestating! The shareholders are having a fit sir!"
>"..."
>"Release the patents."

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>Release the pajeets

>> No.67765021 [View]
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>All according to plan

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>>67663841
Unless you use Zen or Coffee Lake or Skylake-X, in which case fuck you, says Microsoft.

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>>67587117
>>67587064
>>67587112
>"Sir, he knows"
>"Activate the backdoor"

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>>67392675
>"Activate the RAM backdoor"

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>>67288423
"Activate the hardware backdoor"

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>"Bill. The target is on the run. He's on the highway right now."
>"Activate the vehicle control system backdoor. Direct his car into a tree."
>*click*

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>>66776003
>"He's using libreboot on a core2duo you say"
>"Activate the home router backdoor"
>"click"

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>>66744060
>no response from the unit sir, what do we do?
>"deploy the nanorobots"
>*click*

>> No.66688122 [View]
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>"Bill. You're a genius. A Microsoft computer in every home. Every school. Every office. We will have complete control."
>"I couldn't have done it without you Stallman. You are ready for Phase Two?"
>"Embrace. Extend. Extinguish. I remember Bill. They won't know what's hit them."
>"One more thing Richard."
>"Yes?"
>"Activate the hardware backdoor."
>*click*

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>>66637628
>"Activate the hardware backdoor."

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>>66641942
> He's loose sir. He was prepared for this
> Our /g/ plant will take care of it.

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>"Our target is not your usual /g/entooman. He's a /tv/ addict. A couch potato."
>"I have just the thing. Activate codename 'Weeping Angel'. "
>"You don't mean..?"
>"Yes. Activate the smart tv backdoor."

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.uk.businessinsider.com/wikileaks-claims-cia-mi5-hacked-samsung-smart-tvs-microphones-vault-7-2017-3

>> No.66621709 [View]

>"ThinkPad? Linux? Easy."
>"Activate the hardware backdoor."

>*click*

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>>66585489
>"activate the management engine backdoor"

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>>66567555
>"Sir. We don't recognise the hardware."
>"Harvest the metadata."

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>"Sir! He doesn't use Windows. He's running Linux!"
>"Simple. Activate the hardware backdoor."
>*click*



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