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Wow I thought you were all just memeing but since I got a 40% keyboard with pink and cyan blue keys cast by a master German plastic artisan and a wrist pad made of cured Bubinga hardwood my typing speed has gone up by at least 200% I'm now one of the top 1% programmers and wrote 5 best-selling novels Wow.

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Tech Horror stories

>be me working in a small computer shop
>just got hired a few days ago
>feeling really good and shit
>lady comes in with a desktop computer
>tells me she thinks it has one of those porn viruses
>oh thats not good, here lemme take that for you
>pays the fee for fixing it
>put it under shelf
>get to it later in the day
>wrote myself a note telling me it was a porn virus
>howbadcanthisbe.jpg
>its a Dell Optiplex 260
>put it on work bench
>plug KBM into it (Keybard Mouse thing)
>press on button
>boots into windows XP
>goes to desktop
>everything seems normal, nothing out of the ordinary
>click on the Start button
>screen goes back for about 5 seconds
>wat
>suddenly the biggest blackest, highest resolution penis fills the entirety of my 24-inch 1080p screen
>wow mfw
>attempt to use the keyboard to get out of this
>Ctrl Alt Del
>screen starts changing pictures like a fucking power point slide show
>absolutely thick and massive black penises, some railing skinny white guys oscillates around
>ohgodmyeyes.jpg
>hold the powerbutton
>its not working
>gets stuck on the first massive black dong when I turned it on
>pulled the plug
>jesus christ how horrifying
>look around
>co-worker is staring at me
>tell him "its a virus!"
>he replies "ok..." in his blank looking face
>summon witch magic and exorcising materials of a linux live CD and a windows XP install disk
>back up his shit
>install XP again
>all gone

how was your day?

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>>17555980
what??

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>>16604648
>RK-9000
>shitty

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>>16391196
>what type laptop is it
>intel or sumting
>intel
>intel don't make fucking laptops

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>>14012103
I don't even know where to begin...

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>>12971351

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>>12715018
145 tructerv

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>877 processes

Tried running a scan?

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Single 17" CRT
3.0GHz P4
512MB DDR
On board graphics
on board sound
cheapest keyboard and mouse made by logitech at the time of purchase.

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>>10643647
WAT

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>>8854601
>macbook
>running wow
I was not aware this level of faggotry was attainable by mere humans

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>>8296770



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