/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.15207085]

Beards are the worst trend in recent memory

1) It's a lazy form of masculine projection. It requires no effort or skill and s o y s can just not shave for 3 weeks and can appear manly

2) it's a haven for losers who can't be fucked with grooming/shaving

3) people who have ugly bone structures can hide it

4) people who are bald/balding use them as some sort of coping mechanism

5) inner city lefty loonies think it makes them edgy

Beards are the fedora of the body

Learn to shave

[Anonymous No.15207102]

>>15207085
alain delon is so fucking sexy

[Anonymous No.15207105]

>>15207085
>le cherrypick
epic simply epic

[Anonymous No.15207108]

>>15207085
Or wear a mustache like a real chad

[Anonymous No.15207122]

I bet you dont even lift, faggot

[Anonymous No.15207523]

>>15207085
Imagine being so low-t you can't grow a beard

[Anonymous No.15207668]

I want facial hair like this

[Anonymous No.15208082]

Beards are cool on old men. If you're 50+ you should be growing a beard and living in the woods.

[Anonymous No.15208108]

A beard isn't even a real trend. It's just hair that naturally grows on your face. It's a trend to cut it in any style, clean shaven, stubble, moustache, long, friendly mutton chops, etc. Literally every man will have the ability to grow facial hair at some point in their life. Why would it be "beta" or "soi" to decide to style it the same way you decide to style your hair? I see this bait so often but it really puzzles me. Did you forget that at some point every single man had a beard? Then somewhat recently, it became the norm to shave it off. You just think that's normal because its what you see, and you're used to being a baby faced faggot. I'm sure you'll try to call me a jawlet or something, and assume that I have a beard. But you'd be wrong, I wear a chevron.

[Anonymous No.15208238]

>>15207085
Couldnt agree more. Never liked beards. Think they are disgusting

[Anonymous No.15208268]

Someone needs to start a basedboy genocide

[Anonymous No.15208274]

Someone needs to start a basedboy genocide

[Anonymous No.15208277]

>>15207085
magnificent cope, beardlet

[Anonymous No.15208300]

>>15207085
I don't understand why you made this retarded post when you yourself admit the truth in it.
Beards aren't a trend in of themselves. They exist because so many dudes in Gen Y onwards are ferret faced and objectively look slightly better with facial hair.
If you want to kill this "trend" then all you can do is this:
*educate people about how to make sure their kids don't grow up with facial deformities
*wait for all the guys with the facial deformities to die
Possible third option:
*chinless wonders are cured by nanomachines, son
Impossible fourth option:
*brainwash all women into finding weak jawlines to be sexy

[Anonymous No.15208301]

>>15207668
You want shit teenager facial hair ? Pretty sure you don’t have depp’s god-tier cheekbones to pull it off, you’ll just end up looking like michael cera

[Anonymous No.15208303]

>>15207085
>people still ranting about beards in 2020

Did this 2010 trend just catched up with your shit town in nowhere ohio ?

[Anonymous No.15208310]

[Anonymous No.15208361]

>>15207668
Yeah, well I doubt you look like Johnny Depp. So don't do that.

[Anonymous No.15208402]

>>15208300
>educate people about how to make sure their kids don't grow up with facial deformities
How does one make sure their kids don't grow up with facial deformities?

[Anonymous No.15208434]

>>15208300
cope

[Anonymous No.15208526]

>>15207085

[Anonymous No.15208527]

[Anonymous No.15208530]

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[Anonymous No.15208533]

[Anonymous No.15208557]

>>15208526
>>15208527
>>15208530
>>15208533

all look objectively worse

[Anonymous No.15208573]

>>15208557
That's your opinion but it throws out your theory about it being onions

[Anonymous No.15208580]

>>15208557
I disagree, I think they look objectively better

[Anonymous No.15208596]

>>15208573
>>15208580

cope

[Anonymous No.15208621]

>>15208596
I disagree, I think you’re the one who is coping

[Anonymous No.15208649]

>>15208596
the sorrow of a man who cant grow facial hair is cosmic energy

[Anonymous No.15208655]

>>15207085

[Anonymous No.15208659]

>>15208655

[Anonymous No.15208661]

>>15208659

[Anonymous No.15208663]

>>15208661

[Anonymous No.15208668]

[Anonymous No.15208679]

>>15207085
1. Or they're not fragile and don't obsesses over how manly people think they are or aren't
2. Keeping a well kept beard can be lots of work if they put the time and effort into it, more so than just shaving each morning
3. what?
4. Yes, they literally always have, whats your point
5. Nice sweeping generalization of a whole group of people, smooth brain

[Anonymous No.15208693]

>>15208300
>brainwash all women into finding weak jawlines to be sexy
wew

[Anonymous No.15208749]

>>15208530
Bearded Newman best Newman.

[Anonymous No.15208755]

Mustache here, join the winning team

[Anonymous No.15208759]

>>15208755
Need to trim it a bit more, maybe 1cm on each side.

[Anonymous No.15208766]

>>15208759
Actually correct

[Anonymous No.15208804]

>>15208402
Weak jaws are usually caused by mouth breathing, so you want to make sure they use their jaw muscles as a kid and don't have allergies or other autoimmune disorders. Make sure to feed them chewy food like pork or beef steaks, also make sure their environment isn't sterile. Let them play in the dirt. Cook with cast iron, stainless or carbon steel pans and don't use vegetable oil, use lard, clarified butter or coconut oil.

Either that or spend a fortune on orthodontic work.

[Anonymous No.15208829]

>>15208668
this could be borderline cope, judging by the way the guy dresses and how big his beard is, and his face looks pretty round, but could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.15208834]

>>15208759
Seconding this advice. but look up some guides first before you shave

[Anonymous No.15208842]

>>15207085
The only manly thing is doing whatever you want to do instead of what you're told to do lol, whether that is going clean shaven or bearded or whatever.

Just switch it up based on what you want to do. Anything else makes you a onions boy

[Anonymous No.15208847]

Post pictures of all your strong Jaws lmao

[Anonymous No.15208850]

>>15208755

lmao

[Anonymous No.15208851]

what are you guys thoughts on the mutton chops and stache combo?
i previously only had the chops, the stache is now a bit fuller than pic related, but im getting tired of it

[Anonymous No.15208861]

>>15207085
Agree beards are pure fraud. This is Kevin Magnussen without a beard.

[Anonymous No.15208862]

>>15208861
Versus with a beard.

[Anonymous No.15209130]

>>15208829
Cope harder.

[Anonymous No.15209134]

>>15208851
I prefer sideburns to a full chop like that.

[Anonymous No.15209143]

>>15208862
that's not a beard

[Anonymous No.15209149]

>>15207085
none of those.... pronouns... have beards. a beard is full, long and maintained. those f2m have none of the aforementioned features (and are incapable of such).

[Anonymous No.15209161]

Fucking sick of "the beard". It's lazy. Careless. True men care about their face to minimal maintenance. The first bit of maintenance is the HAIR on the HEAD. Beard + hairstyle. We've been shaving ever since we discovered sharp edges, before metallurgy of any kind. Why would early man shave, or figure out how to reduce his beard if he wasn't that manly to try a new thing? It's called bravery. Be BRAVE. REAL men show their face to the world. Take care of the face and head before anything else.

Before the clothes

before the shoes


before the whole fucking getup.

[Anonymous No.15209244]

>>15207085
face it, you are mad because you can't grow one

[Anonymous No.15209296]

>>15207085
Jesus christ what a nightmare
I can feel them correcting me about anime and feeling they’re better than me because of it through the screen

[Anonymous No.15209300]

>>15208755
oof

[Anonymous No.15209322]

>>15208804
You have any research on that or did you pull that out of ass?

[Anonymous No.15209334]

>>15207085
>mfw you think soys can grow beards

[Anonymous No.15209344]

>tfw you have an ugly scar on your chin and are forced to grow a beard to cover it

[Anonymous No.15209368]

>>15207122
he looks super fucking gay, like you know this guy is just fucking as many twinks as he can

[Anonymous No.15209374]

>>15209344
How ugly is it bro? scars are usually really aesthetic

[Anonymous No.15209385]

>>15209344
Post scar

[Anonymous No.15209514]

Tom Selleck looked good with a beard

[Anonymous No.15209541]

>>15209368
nice cope faggot

[Anonymous No.15209545]

>>15208851
either do friendly mutton chops, where they connect to the moustache. Or do just the moustache. I don't think it looks good separate.

[Anonymous No.15209563]

>>15209143
>that's not a beard

[Anonymous No.15209568]

>>15208847
Ah yes, the classic Amerimutt LARPing as a Norseman because he has le epic beard. Cringe factor through the roof.

[Anonymous No.15209597]

>>15207085
i think they look neat

[Anonymous No.15209605]

I keep the beard super short and let the stache go wild

[Anonymous No.15209645]

>>15209568
he would fuck your ass and you would squirt like a girl

[Anonymous No.15209754]

beards are horrible and ugly

[Anonymous No.15209767]

>>15209541
i disagree, you're the coping faggot
dilate, tranny

[Anonymous No.15209868]

Can't men grow beards without judgement? WTF is wrong with this place?

[Anonymous No.15209873]

>>15207085
I'll start shaving when my body fat % is lower.

[Anonymous No.15209880]

Thoughts on this beard comb?

https://www.simons.ca/en/grooming/body-care/combs-brushes/model-no-6-professional-grade-comb--16273-1904?colourId=1

[Anonymous No.15210088]

>>15209868
back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.15210100]

How does one grow only a mustache

[Anonymous No.15210113]

>>15208755
sieg heil, anon

[Anonymous No.15210117]

>>15210100
You shave everything BUT the mustache?
The fuck were you expecting?

[Anonymous No.15210126]

>>15208847
Alright this thread has officially motivated me to get back in the gym and stop eating like shit

My comeback from quarantine laziness starts right now, going to go bench press in my basement.

[Anonymous No.15210139]

>>15207085

sounds like someone's mad they cant grow a beard anon

[Anonymous No.15210142]

>>15208300
People look the same as ever. Look at photos from WWII and you'll see plenty of dweeby looking dudes with ferret/rat faces and whatever else. What's changed is that we now live in an extremely superficial society where you have to do everything you possibly can to look your best because nobody will even give you the time of day, along with just simple normal shifts in what's in fashion.

[Anonymous No.15210146]

I agree but I am still lazy about my shaving so i’m usually going around with 5 o’clock shadow/stubble

[Anonymous No.15210173]

>>15210142

This. I have a broader face than most, with a wide jaw and a heavy brow. I literally look like a caveman. It has nothing to do with what I ate as a kid, how I was raised, or when I was born. It's my genetics. My father is a manlet and my mother is a giantess, so I turned out the way I did. I guarantee everyone peddling their le alpha male physiognamy ITT is LARPing.

[Anonymous No.15210183]

I haven't shaved since coronachan started. Don't care. Will probably shave once we are back to normal because while my mustache and chin are fine with hair the rest is just scruffy.

[Anonymous No.15210197]

>>15210173
Same here, actually, even the part about the parents. My head is basically a rectangle, if I got buff I'd probably look like Doomguy.

[Anonymous No.15210212]

>>15208300
Brainlet confirmation bias over a simple propagandist OP pic. Literal retard.

[Anonymous No.15210235]

>>15210197

Bro. Get buff ASAP. Don't listen to the retards on this board. Play to your strengths looks-wise and stack some muscle onto your frame with compound lifts, calisthenics movements and "vanity" accessories like neck curls, bicep curls and direct core work. It will be the difference between women staring at you from their cars VS no overt attention.

The vast majority of women want masculine men. People on /fa/ can post all they want about true top tier anesthetics or whatever, but I can literally sense that they go 0 pussy.

[Anonymous No.15210241]

>>15210235

*aesthetics

[Anonymous No.15210242]

>>15210235
>living your life for women’s attention

[Anonymous No.15210257]

>>15207085
why does the picture on the right trigger me so much. i dont think ive seen anything that personified the word faggot so perfectly.

[Anonymous No.15210299]

>>15210242

Dude you should probably go outside and see how the world is run. Greater, more powerful men than you have risked it all for some box... some won and some lost. You are below both kinds of men, the ones that actually played the game and made history. You're not fucking Nichola Telsa, although I'd be surprised if you weren't on the spectrum.

[Anonymous No.15210402]

>>15210235
I want to but I'm in my mid-30s and it's hard just to keep myself from turning into an obese blob at this point.

[Anonymous No.15210972]

bump

[Anonymous No.15211349]

We should all aspire to these aesthetics

[CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ No.15211358]

>>15211349
>pumpkin shoulders... check!
>large traps... checks!
>low bodyfat and abs showing... check!

Ask me how I now that you know ZERO about steroids. That guy just screams "I have no self esteem" and is all image.

Yes, we should be strong, in shape and have muscle. But no we should not inject shit into our bodies and grow a beard because we think that's the larping movie image of a big tough guy when in reality all those guys have is body dysmorphia issues. They are reverse anorexics.

[Anonymous No.15211380]

>>15211349
oof this image is sooo gaaay

[Anonymous No.15211397]

>>15211358
Every man should take steroids

[Anonymous No.15211464]

>>15209514
Sunglasses? They look like Carreras but smaller or maybe Selleck just has a giant head

[Anonymous No.15211538]

>>15207085
Boy are u an APOLLO HORIZON 2 V16000? cuz ur projectin' straight thru the stratosphere.

[Anonymous No.15211553]

>>15207085
this thread was made by a jawlet that is also coming to terms with the fact he'll forever be a beardlet

if you're not, prove me wrong and post your pristine clean cut diamond jaw you fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.15211566]

>>15207085
>>15207085
I disagree. The way that I see it is that the problem only lies in the man wearing it, not the thing itself. If you are manly, you look more manly, if you are not manly, nothing changes, everyone knows you are a onions poser.

[Anonymous No.15211587]

>>15207085
you bascially explained reason why i shouldnt shave and then told me to learn to shave, retard

[Anonymous No.15213058]

>>15208755
mein fuhrer

[Anonymous No.15213086]

>>15207085
>beards are the fedora of the body
lol you got me there

[Anonymous No.15213088]

>>15208804
What's Thomas Delauer doing posting on /fa?

[Anonymous No.15213104]

>>15211464
Vuarnet. They make a pair identical to the old ones called the "Tom", for obvious reasons. I've actually got a vintage pair identical to these and they're pretty big on me.

[Anonymous No.15213107]

The cope is hard in this one.

[Anonymous No.15213110]

>>15207085
the "men" on the right all look like ftms. there's something about that combination of weak bone structure and weak facial hair that is very trans.

[Anonymous No.15213353]

>>15207085
Good facial structure doesn’t need to have a beard to look good. It’s an optional thing for them. Beardlets however have to hide behind this supposed “symbol of masculinity” to hide their onions infused faces from the world.

[Anonymous No.15213380]

>>15213107
cope

[Anonymous No.15213640]

>>15207523
imagine being such a weak jawline chinlet redditor that you need a beard

[Anonymous No.15213646]

>>15208434
yes, beards are chinlet cope

[Anonymous No.15213797]

>>15213640
your chin probably sits further back than your upper lip

[Anonymous No.15213818]

>>15207085
your retarded

[Anonymous No.15213822]

>>15208755
you look like mein fuhrer

[Anonymous No.15213826]

>>15207085
You're retarded
>>15208755
you look like mein fuhrer

[Anonymous No.15213840]

Men with proper testosterone ratios have longer faces like Lovecraft and Roosevelt

Men that can grow proper beards tend to have shorter faces but the same amount of testosterone. The difference is merely genetic variation, the beard makes the face look longer, proper like.


People with short faces that cant grow a proper beard tend to be those who talk bad on beards.

[Anonymous No.15213843]

How the fuck do people with beards even stand them? My face gets itchy after 1 day without shaving. I just end up scratching my stubble like a crack addict if I put it off longer than a couple of days.

[Anonymous No.15213854]

>>15213843
get beard brush to brush it with when it itches, not only will it satisfy the itch but it'll make it grow in thicker.

[Anonymous No.15213870]

>>15208804
I never skip jaw day bro

[Anonymous No.15213966]

>>15210212
Beard hate threads/posts have been made for over a year and I am tired of seeing them.
Shaved head hate has more promise since Chad Embrace could be memed.
There is no incentive for a chinlet to shave.

[Anonymous No.15213968]

>>15207085
Beards can be alpha, or at least decent looking for most men. Calm down.

[Anonymous No.15213987]

>>15208596
>out of arguments
>cope

got em

[Anonymous No.15213991]

>>15213987

[Anonymous No.15214481]

>>15213843
I've never experienced beard itch but it seems to be a thing for many guys

[Anonymous No.15214487]

>>15207108
based

[Anonymous No.15214489]

>>15207085

I thought it was common knowledge that beards became popular to hide chinlets. You can't expect guys following pseudo-manliness-copes to actually be men. Beards are for betas what shitbulls are for skinny lanky wannabe-gangsters.

[Anonymous No.15214491]

>>15209322
nothing of what he said is controversial

[Anonymous No.15214528]

if women can have makeup men can have beards
you fake it til you make it
that's how it works

[Sage No.15214545]

>>15207085
>>15208277
>>15208434
>>15208596
>>15208621
>>15208829
>>15209130
>>15209541
>>15209767
>>15213107
>>15213646
>>15213987
Can you brainless retards form real sentences or use word to describe your issues instead of spouting tired memes? Your shitty over used one word arguements are the beards of the internet.

[Anonymous No.15214568]

>>15207523
Are you really a man if you need a beard to appear masculine? Lmao.

[Anonymous No.15214571]

>Beards make you look more masculine and high T
>Most women prefer men with a stubble/Clean shaven

Ouch

[Anonymous No.15214632]

>>15208804
Any hope for someone who's not a child but has allergies and difficulties breathing through the nose?

[Anonymous No.15214644]

>>15210299
i like this anon. chad mode and based as hell.

[Anonymous No.15214648]

this entire thread is a LARP pretending as if it doesn't completely depend on the man if a beard works or not. why the fuck do you care if a stranger has a beard? are you bored, insecure, or just autistic?

[Anonymous No.15214675]

>tobacco scented beard products

Who the fuck wants to smell like cigarettes?

[Anonymous No.15214678]

>>15214545
nice cope

[Anonymous No.15214789]

How to achieve beard?

[Anonymous No.15215009]

Do beard vitamins really work?

[Anonymous No.15215017]

>>15214789
Collect age

[Anonymous No.15215025]

>>15214675
Cigarette smell isn't the same thing as tobacco smell.
Ask your grandad about his dad's old smoking pipe some time.

[Anonymous No.15215026]

>>15210242
uh what else is good enough

[Anonymous No.15215033]

[Anonymous No.15215048]

>>15210173
Your dad is alpha as fuck knocking that big lady down

[Anonymous No.15215191]

[Anonymous No.15215275]

[Anonymous No.15215341]

>>15207108
Literally just a beard with longer stash

[Anonymous No.15215377]

>>15214545
>Can you brainless retards form real sentences or use word to describe your issues
I don't have an issue. The issue is with op and his ability to not cope.

[Anonymous No.15215407]

>>15214571
>letting women determine how should you look to attract them.
Most women these days worship k pop fags. Have you heard of shoujo or bi shounen and saw the style of such characters?
They are basically twinks. You want to be that to please women taste you can go ahead and do it.

[Anonymous No.15215429]

>>15215407
dudes have done faggot shit to get chinks for decades, though. the only thing stopping them going full force into kpop is they're not gooks so they're not sure how to go about it.

[Anonymous No.15215434]

>>15215429
i mean to get chicks. or DO i?

[Anonymous No.15215441]

>>15207085
Low T cope

[Anonymous No.15215476]

Bros, who's your favorite YouTube beard guru?

For me, it's Dan C Bearded

[Anonymous No.15215496]

>>15207085
This is the motivation I needed to shave thanks anon

[Anonymous No.15215500]

>>15215341
It’s called a stubble faggot

[Anonymous No.15215502]

>>15215496
pussy