UNFAY

[Anonymous No.9918217]

Post some of the unfay aspects about yourself.

>wear same pair of boxer briefs multiple times in a week (5/7 days sometimes)
>wipe dirty hands on jawns
>pick nose, too lazy to get up for a paper towel, wipe on couch or under chair
>wipe ass standing up sometimes
>don't shower for multiple days at a time
>puffy eyes
>eyes in general give me the look of someone perpetually on drugs, despite never doing any drugs ever
>resting bitchface (the other day someone asked why I looked pissed off, and I responded "oh, no, this is my normal look")
>gyno, large hips + puffy moobs + weird body shape overall
>wear a hat all the time, even after getting a haircut (I'll literally walk out of the haircut place with a hat on after getting fresh cut)
>25 year old virgin (I don't know if being a virgin at this age is fay or not)

Just some I could think of for me, hbu?

[Anonymous No.9918236]

get your shit together, cmon man

[GOD(king of gods,lord of men) !SSlgBZHWj. No.9918243]

Luckily I can already spot, and avoid, disgusting slobs like you irl, but that is just disgusting. I am disappoint anon.

Why even make a thread about stupid shit you do instead of just not doing it and being gross?
>oh no this is my normal look
you got alot of work to do...

[Anonymous No.9918251]

>>9918236
How? Maybe a lot of this is linked to depression.

[Anonymous No.9918253]

>tfw she doesn't seem to be into me

[Anonymous No.9918256]

>>9918243
If I have resting bitchface, I can't change that without surgery or some shit.

[Anonymous No.9918276]

>>9918251
start by getting a job. you don't have time to feel depressed. I used to be a complete mope and then I started working 8 hours a day and you feel better typically. Being a virgin at that age isn't /fa/ at all. If it is religious, it is understandable, but if it is because you want to but can't get any, it's the complete opposite.

Make a to-do list:
1. Get a job
2. Workout for better body
3. Consciously work towards not having a bitch face.

>>9918256
all you have to do is lift your eyebrows or consciously smile more and make it a habit. it is that easy.

[Anonymous No.9918287]

>>9918276
The problem is I do have a job (full time, 40 hours a week) , and that was where the person asked about my bitchface. And the virgin thing used to be because "I want to find the right person" when I was younger but the reason these days is because I have no fucking motivation or confidence to pursue much of anything anymore. That's why I try to dress nice, to make myself feel better.

[Anonymous No.9918305]

>>9918217
I thought this was Un-effay things, not your pathetic life story. have a little pride man come on.

[Anonymous No.9918334]

struggling with alcoholism and weight problems

it isn't even noon yet and i'm drinking some assy cuervo margarita and listening to kartell

i haven't set foot outside in more than a day, i'm lazy, depressed, and pathetically self-pitying

i'm forcing myself to go to an aa meeting tonight to be around positive people, not doing this shit to myself anymore, this isn't life

[Anonymous No.9918359]

>>9918334
>havent set foot outside in more than a day
try almost 2 months

[Anonymous No.9918364]

>anorexic but with slightly saggy skin in some places, plan on getting surgery soon
>acne on back caused by meds (though I use tons of products to dry that shit up)
>nail psoriasis, I have extremely short nails that constantly break/shed layers
>wide hips but I can hide that somewhat easily
>two big scars on lower stomach, surgery
>megalomaniac villain looks, when I'm actually extremely timid and always trying to make people around me happy

[Anonymous No.9918371]

>Lower middle class student, so i have no money for clothes
>Shop on H&M, pull&bear and similar (female btw)
>No self-confidence
>Mild acne

It could be worse, but i still got a lot to improve

[JUST PIG FUCK MY SHIT UP No.9918377]

>>9918217
>I don't know if being a virgin at this age is fay or not
yeh who knows :)

[Anonymous No.9918379]

>>9918359

agoraphobia or depression?

come on man, you got this shit

the first step anywhere is the hardest, taking the rest in stride gets easier with each one after that

[Anonymous No.9918401]

>>9918217
>>pick nose, too lazy to get up for a paper towel, wipe on couch or under chair
same dude

[Anonymous No.9918423]

>fay
this board has turned to shit

[PlsSuduki !d2CR0Z05Kw No.9918432]

>>9918423
this board was always sht anon, and its because of people like you. its what you make it that counts, if you want a better board represent what you would like to make this board become. but thats gunna be hard since im the biggest mischief on this board >:^)

the irony in what i type is unreal

[Anonymous No.9918435]

>utterly obsessed with exgirlfriend (first ever @ 23) who left me months ago, think about her all day every day

why god why

[Anonymous No.9918440]

>>9918435
Because you haven't met anyone else

Trust me soon you'll just look back at this period of your life with nearly disdain

[Anonymous No.9918449]

>>9918217
>21 y/o virgin (been propositioned i just v. rarely like anyone)
>been told i smile too often

all i can think of

[Anonymous No.9918452]

>>9918449
Who the fuck tells someone he "smiles" too often ? The nerve of those peeps

[PlsSuduki !d2CR0Z05Kw No.9918457]

Damn this board is creepy as fuck, makes me wonder what other kind of filth is crawling around in this website.

[Patrick Bateman !!eZg4ZGkAk6j No.9918460]

>>9918217
Stop whining. Seriously.

I know way too many dudes in our age range who pretty much live their lives licking their wounds and whining about inane shit like their height, their job prospects, their ex-girlfriends, etc. It's masturbatory and pointless, the kind of thing people do to excuse their lack of initiative.

Case in point: a few friends of mine blame virtually every single fucking failure of theirs, including being lazy, on "stress." I offered to literally pay for one dudes' education outright and he said "no," again citing stress. Fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.9918461]

>>9918440

I've thought about my ex every day for the passed 5 years.
Even when I was with other girlfriends and lovers

>>9918435
Enjoy

[Anonymous No.9918473]

>>9918452
i do smile all the time at everyone tbf

people find it cute, i guess being aloof is more "deep" and fashionable

[Anonymous No.9918475]

>>9918452
Not him but I've told myself I smile too much before. I just noticed nobody else smiled as much as I did. I figured it might make me seem creepy.

Unfortunately it worked and now I never smile. Somehow my mind changed and I just don't feel like it anymore :(

[Anonymous No.9918478]

>>9918475
it's only creepy if it isn't a genuine smile

[Anonymous No.9918483]

>am ugly and poor

ebin

[Anonymous No.9918484]

>>9918334
dunno, alcoholism seems pretty /fa/ to me

[Anonymous No.9918485]

>>9918217
I have a friend just like you, he is flifthy, and has the worst hygiene habits. Sometimes so bad to the point where I don't want to hangout with him. Only difference is he lost his v card in the 8th grade. But srs tho anon, don't get comfortable with these disgusting habits. They are only hurting you.

[Anonymous No.9918489]

>>9918364
>implying this isn't efay as fuck

[Anonymous No.9918519]

>>9918435
that's effay as fuck. strum a guitar and howl about how much your miss her, upload that shit to soundcloud and you're an honorary /fa/ggot

[Anonymous No.9918600]

>>9918519
>>9918435

Being obsessed is not /fa/. Stoicism is /fa/.

[Anonymous No.9918618]

>jelq cause small girth
god gave me a nice face, but not a nice penis to go with it. whatever

[Anonymous No.9918743]

>>9918449
you can't win with normies, can you?

[Anonymous No.9919339]

>never wear deodorant/cologne
>pick nose
>big ass/hips (guy)
>knees aim inwards kinda like gambino
>virgin
>dont own an item of clothing that costed over $100, except for a suit
>weird ass ankles that have like no flexibility
>str8 edge
>STEM major (not sure if /fa/)

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9919374]

>I've turned down sex on multiple occasions because of my over inflated standards.
>I sometimes leave my house in adidas track pants, adidas sandals and a tank top.
>I spend most of my time working instead of being out with friends.
>I prefer to have conversations about new ideas/ideals than pointless small talk.
>The color theme of my room is dark maplewood and black with wine red accents.
>I browse /fa/

[Anonymous No.9919446]

>>9919374
>I prefer to have conversations about new ideas/ideals than pointless small talk.
You are the worst kind of person to talk to

[Anonymous No.9919926]

>>9919374
i'd probably punch you irl

[Anonymous No.9919968]

>>9918217
all these are effay aside from being a 25yo virgin with gyno (and the nosepicking thing)

[Anonymous No.9919974]

What is this, an r9k thread ? Get outta here with your anxiety, this is the fashion board dammit

[Anonymous No.9919995]

>watch anime
>watch JAV
>4 tbs of shit
>jack off every day
>gf ucb grad who avoids spending money on clothes
>most of my jackets were bought on sale

[Anonymous No.9920001]

I'm just so fucking lazy, like right now, I should be doing coursework, but I'm just browsing /fa/. I have work at 7:30 in the morning so I might as well just go to bed.

Oh well, at least I'm not a virgin at 19.

[Anonymous No.9920005]

>>9919995
>4TB of JAV
pretty based tbh, any videos were the girls isnt crying while being fucked?

[Anonymous No.9920006]

didn't realize wide hips were this common for dudes

fellow wide hipfag here

[Anonymous No.9920011]

>fat
>manlet
>bit of a cunt

[Anonymous No.9920039]

>>9920005
yuria satomi (pic), julia, arisu miyuki, cocomi sakura are the ones that are popular who dont overtly cry

[Anonymous No.9920059]

>>9920039
I already Satomi and Julia, I'll check the rest.

[Anonymous No.9920115]

I work like 70 hours a week and my job has a uniform, I have the money for sikk cops but I can never find time to wear them. I guess I'll sick to designer footwear.

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9920133]

>>9919446
Depends on what type of person you are.

I worked in finance for 3 years and managed to build a pretty steady client base just from casual conversations with people that wasn't just "Hey, it's pretty hot out, right?".

[Anonymous No.9920151]

>I don't know much about fashion
>I only have one pair of jeans and they are pre faded
>I literally have no idea what to buy that is /fa/ for me so I pretty much always wear the same clothes

[Anonymous No.9920173]

>student I'm supervising surprised to learn I only got my PhD a few months ago
>asks how old I am
>ask her how old do I look
>"I'd say... thirty-five-ish...?"
>tfw 26

[Anonymous No.9920310]

>>9918217
>eyes in general give me the look of someone perpetually on drugs, despite never doing any drugs ever
this is me ;_;

[Anonymous No.9920326]

>>9920173
effay as fuck

[Anonymous No.9920346]

>>9918217
robot pls go

[Anonymous No.9920383]

>>9920326
Philip is great tbh.

[Anonymous No.9920388]

is self-loathing/depression /fa/?

[Anonymous No.9920406]

>>9920388
we should sure as shit hope so or we're in for a rough ride

[Anonymous No.9920421]

I want to go in the wilderness because i'm sick of having to deal with muslims and stupid degenerate jewish shit on a daily basis but i don't have the balls to do it.

Yet.

Honestly at this stage it's either that or i'm shooting a mosque. There's no words to describe the hate i have towards these muslims cockroaches.

[Anonymous No.9920422]

>>9918401
just eat it you silly goose

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.9920423]

>>9918217
Sometimes I turn the dryer on when there are no clothes inside because it's easier to fall asleep

[Anonymous No.9920427]

>>9918217
is it bad that I've been exclusively wiping my ass standing up my whole life? What's wrong with it?

[errrrrrrr !Uh5NhSPY86 No.9920429]

>>9920423
Lay in bed, put on some headphones, and listen to My Bloody Valentine. It's a good alternative to that.

[Anonymous No.9921004]

D a m n

[Anonymous No.9921145]

Feel

[Anonymous No.9921199]

>>9920388
I'd say so.

[Anonymous No.9921305]

>still live with my parents + can't drive
>relatively poor (college student having to take out loans)
>small social life
>no real interests outside of my academic studies
>going to a non-prestigious state school
>wardrobe consists almost entirely of cheap jeans and t-shirts
>5'7" and extremely skinny (being extremely skinny might be /fa/ to some i guess)

I feel I make pretty decent aesthetic judgement and enjoy fashion quite a lot, but to be quite honest I am very far from being anywhere close to being "fashionable" and probably won't be until I become independent (physically and financially).

[Anonymous No.9921395]

In two weeks (15th of June) I'm going to break it off with someone that I've loved for over two years.

>she's quiet, aloof, yet sharp-witted as hell.
>knows exactly what to say to make me stammer, which is a feat, since I never shut up.
>incredibly beautiful, pulls off odd hair colours in a way that makes it seem natural.
>dresses all black, erryday
>enjoys art and philosophy
>raging alcoholic
>finally someone to do molly with.
>disinterested in everyone else because of her.

She's literally the most important person in my life right now. We love each other romantically.

>ask her out, she reciprocates my feelings, but cannot be with me.
>fall into depression
>fuck up
>try to keep her in my life
>it hurts, fuck it hurts

This has gone on for a long while, I don't want to have feelings for her, I just want to be friends.

>I still feel a rush of endorphin when I see her
>our eyes look for each other, even if it's impossible that the other could be near.
>I've brought it up multiple times, every time I suggest that we stop seeing each other she starts hyperventilating (she suffers from panic attacks)

Both our courses are over after the 5th of June, I've planned a week of being together before I cut ties. Then it's off to my job abroad for the entirety of the summer.

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.9921411]

>>9920429
I like the sound of machines. Sometimes I listen to the sound of a vacuum cleaner on Youtube when I'm feeling stressed

[Anonymous No.9921413]

This is my life, is it more /fa/ or un/fa/?

>5'6" 165 pounds at 20% BF, having a hard time losing weight due to being busy
>Intermediate lifting stats
>Well above average dick size
>Above average looking
>Graduated with a STEM degree from a mid-tier UC
>7/10 petite, qt, big titty cougar fuckbuddy who is amazing
>10 lifelong, child hood friends who I keep in touch with and often see
>Applying to medical schools in a few weeks, decent shot at getting in hopefully
>Waiting until I lose weight to buy clothes in an attempt to become /fa/ (theoretically impossible due to 5'6" jej)
>Getting second job soon in a hospital
>Wide hips

[Anonymous No.9921422]

>>9921395
are you actually going out with her?

[Anonymous No.9921460]

>>9918217
>5'6"
literally the only un/fa/ aspect of my life. were it not for my short stature, i would have too large an ego to handle, which is why I feel I am short. to compensate for my otherwise confident and attractive characteristics

[Anonymous No.9921476]

>>9921422
No, nor have we had sex. As a matter of fact, we both fuck other people and have had romances with others, but both of us suck at relationships.

>She turns into a bitch
>I cannot commit

But I can't stay like this either.

[Anonymous No.9921511]

Chinfat wont fucking go away no matter how much weight i lose

[Anonymous No.9921546]

>>9918217
OP can you post your eyes?

How puffy are we talking?

[Anonymous No.9921592]

I'm too afraid to ask women out on dates.

I can tell women are into me, people around me are constantly badgering me about how it's possible I don't have a girlfriend yet. but I'm so crippled by the fear of rejection I don't even try.

It would feel so good to hear them say something along the lines of "I have a boyfriend" so I would stop fantasizing, I just can't bring myself to it though.

Instead; I spend an exorbitant amount of money on clothes, as well as time at the gym. Attempting to be so aesthetically pleasing that when they see me the allure will be so strong they'll have to make the first move.

It hasn't worked yet.

[Anonymous No.9921602]

>>9919374
I can empathise with the turning down sex because girl is ugly. You seem alright. As long as you're not cocky.

[Anonymous No.9921609]

Is 420Blazing /fa/?

[Anonymous No.9921882]

>>9919339
kek

[Anonymous No.9922532]

>>9920421
I could be friends with this man. These kiddy fiddlers don't have me fooled either, bro.

[Anonymous No.9922549]

>>9921395
You're doing the right thing, man. No man worth his salt should be forced to be friends with a woman they want to impregnate.

[Anonymous No.9922556]

>>9921592
And it never will.

[Anonymous No.9922575]

>>9921413
being busy is not an excuse for being fat

[Anonymous No.9922596]

>>9921411
My bloody valentine pretty much sounds like vacuums

[Anonymous No.9922668]

>>9918217
>wear same pair of boxer briefs multiple times in a week (5/7 days sometimes)
how hard is it you change your underwear?

[Anonymous No.9922749]

>>9922668
>how hard is it you change your underwear?
Not op but, the nerve on normie scum i fucking swear. Not even going to dignify this shit with a RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9922775]

>Gained 30 lbs over past year, have developed an unmistakable gut
>Not enough motivation to do shit about it because tall and decent face anyway
>Fucked up legs where the knees bend inward slightly
>hair grows too fast to ever look good for more than a week; too poor to do anything about it
>Can't afford anything better than H&M and stuff like that

[Anonymous No.9923994]

I don't wash my clothes on a regular basis. I'll wear the same sweaty, smelly socks for days at a time.

[Anonymous No.9924022]

>>9921546
Pretty damn puffy. Sometimes it depends on the lighting, too, as you can see in this pic. It's the worst when I'm under artifical lighting, which is pretty much all the time when I go shopping or when I'm at work.

[Anonymous No.9924036]

>wearing boxershorts for at least 1 week without changing
>shower 2-3 times a week
>not showering on weekend since staying at home
>heavy acne
>shaving no more than 1 time in 2 weeks
>babyface at 19
>living in a village really
>wearing the same outfit for 2-4 days straight
>only 1 pair of decent shoes
kill me pls

[Anonymous No.9924041]

daily reminder that fashion should be for people of interest (ie. actors, musicians, artists).

If you are fashionable and have nothing to actually offer the world, you should really reconsider what you're doing. Learn an instrument, write a fucking song. Make a video, learn how to edit. Paint a portrait of your mother. Just fucking do something.


Also, talk to strangers. Exercise. Get a job that requires you to interact with people, and save the money you earn while still having some fun on the side...

I've been deeply depressed at times in my life, but all of these things helped me out of the hole.

[Anonymous No.9924065]

>>9921395
damn son you are in my exact situation, but i have successfully dated said girl for months, then broke off the relationship because we were toxic to each other and we were failing uni because of our relationship. now that were not together we still love each other on an emotional level and occasionally hook up, but our flaws prevent us from having a stable, healthy long term relationship. i however can't bring myself to cut off ties with her because we have so much history together

[Anonymous No.9924069]

>receded hairline
>stained teeth (didn't start brushing regularly until this year, age19)
>seborrhoeic dermatitis, face gets all fucked up with flakey red patches
>mild acne on face too + pretty severe bacne that I've neglected for years
>nose looks slightly upturned, has a weird structure
>forward head posture
>skinnyfat
>lazy

[Anonymous No.9924078]

>>9924036
You are me

[Anonymous No.9924089]

>>9920388

If you're depressed but not miserable, maybe. If you are miserable on the other hand, you aren't /fa/.

[Anonymous No.9924186]

>>9918435
Fuck are you me

[Anonymous No.9924198]

>25
>still virgin
>fap to some porn
>edge until I know the video is ending
>cum
>video ends
>black screen
>see my reflection
>regret, pain, sadness, loneliness all come flooding to the forefront of my mind
>lay there with these thoughts running through my head, cum dribbling down my dick and hands until it gets all cold before cleaning it up

This is about as unfay as it gets, my friends.

[Anonymous No.9924227]

Play football a lot w/ my mates. Sometimes especially when not going out not even bothered to wear nice fits. Just wear athletic shorts and a white tees

[Anonymous No.9924274]

>tfw wide pelvis

I'm a hungry skeleton anyway so I have these really wide hips
it's not even like I'm fat so I can make them smaller, I'm stuck with them

[Anonymous No.9924418]

>>9918217
>wear same pair of boxer briefs multiple times in a week (5/7 days sometimes)
>don't shower for multiple days at a time
youre fucking bun

[Anonymous No.9924427]

>>9920388
Yes tbh

[Anonymous No.9924454]

>tfw lost my jacket in a mosh pit
>tfw can't find it online and it was on sale

[Anonymous No.9924458]

>>9918217
damn most of this is me besides the hips and being 25. feel bad man
Also
>fap straight in my pjs every night, wear them for 3 months before getting them washed

[Anonymous No.9924468]

>>9921592
This is me all the way.

[Anonymous No.9924478]

>>9921476

Are you at Cambridge uni by any chance?

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9924479]

>>9921602
It was never because they were ugly. It's a control thing for me.

I like to be the one to determine when/where it happens. If it's not set-up by me, I don't go through with it.

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9924513]

Post #2:

>Girl who broke my heart reaches out to me 3 days ago.
>Im near her house last night and way too tired to drive.
>Ask if I can come over, she says "Of course, Anon! I miss you!"
>We hang out and talk for hours.
>She orders us food. (Millionaire parents)
>We eat, talk, laugh.
>Tell her "I should leave. I have to be up early tomorrow"
>She insists that I sleep over. Fuckitwhynot.
>Sleep in her bed, the same way I have done many times over.
>We tickle fight for an hour and are cracking jokes and just having a really good time.
>Woke up 2 hours ago, realizing I still love her.
>She is dating a plastic surgeon and I can't compare.

This is so Un-effay it makes me cringe. Emotions are stupid.

[Anonymous No.9924519]

>>9924513
>She is dating a plastic surgeon and I can't compare.

WHAT why would she just invite guys to bed and shit

she sounds like trouble

[Anonymous No.9924531]

>>9924513
Wtf shes dating someone and lets her ex sleep in her bed? brah stay away from
this chick

[Anonymous No.9924535]

I only wear graphic tees and jeans with some old beat up converse.

I've been lurking for a few weeks and I'm still really not sure what the fuck I'm doing, I recognize I'm not effay at all but I don't even know where to begin even after all the lurking and reading the sticky. This shit just doesn't make sense to me.

[Anonymous No.9924538]

>>9924198
>really disgusted by gangbang porn after I came

[Anonymous No.9924539]

>>9924513
don't. deal. with. shitty. women.

i know you're infatuated but for fuck sake man, don't be this much of a (literal) cuckold

[Anonymous No.9924542]

>>9924513
>>Sleep in her bed, the same way I have done many times over.
>>We tickle fight for an hour and are cracking jokes and just having a really good time.
do you know how easy it would have been for you to fuck her?
jesus christ you're beta as fuck

[Anonymous No.9924546]

>>9924535
>I only wear graphic tees and jeans with some old beat up converse
you've recognised your mistake

trust me after a while things will make sense, lurk WAYWTs, whilst most of the 'critique' is pure shit flinging sometimes some of it is useful. I can't be arsed to type out a really long explanation but basically what you need is

some good fitting jeans
plain t-shirts in solid, neutral colours
some nice shoes

you can build up from there

[Anonymous No.9924553]

>>9924535
What is your budget? First thing you need to do is spend as little as you can on sites like asos, h&m on only essentials. get mostly monochrome colors and get a pair of white shoes, stan smiths recommended, cuz theyre relatively cheap. lurk more and develop your own style, and make sure not to spend and get a shit ton of clothes until youre completely comfortable with your style.

[Anonymous No.9924563]

>>9924198
me

[Anonymous No.9924571]

>>9921305
wtf? are you 21? cos this is me except im working at somewhere with no career potential instead.

[Anonymous No.9924577]

>>9919995
No Kurea Hasumi folder?

[errrrrrrr !Uh5NhSPY86 No.9924589]

>be me

That's all that has to be said, tbh.

[Anonymous No.9924600]

>>9924553
Yeah this dude is right, it's ok to wear a white shirt and black jeans with stans and get called "dressed by the Internet" or "memochrome" because the only people criticizing you will be us autists on fa and irl people will think you're put together

[Patrick Bateman !!eZg4ZGkAk6j No.9924612]

>>9924600
>it's ok to wear a white shirt and black jeans with stans and get called "dressed by the Internet" or "memochrome" because the only people criticizing you will be us autists on fa and irl people will think you're put together
More or less correct. The trends on this board do not reflect real life whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.9924630]

>>9918217
Used to be very fat, so I have extra stomach skin that will never go away unless I pay thousands in cosmetic surgery. Stretch marks all over my back, arms, chest, stomach, legs.

A-at l-l-l-least Im um at least im uh in shape now :,)

[Anonymous No.9924637]

>live in late parents house in the burbs
>drive a crown vic
>25 yr old with crooked teeth
>smokes all the weed
>slight beer gut

Everything else I have in check.

[Anonymous No.9924644]

>>9924630
Daily reminder that there is no hope for fatties :^)

I would never let my kid get fat, under any circumstances

[Anonymous No.9924665]

>>9924036
>shower 2-3 times a week
>heavy acne
hmm...

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9924696]

>>9924542
My intention wasn't to fuck her. I wanted to, trust me. It would've just fucked with my head way too much.

>>9924531
Dating is a casual thing. She isn't in an exclusive relationship. I'm dating 2 other girls right now. Again, dating is something casual you do before you decide if you want to go any further.

>>9924519
I'm not just some random guy to her though. Neither of us had intentions of sleeping with one another so it was just as friends. She thinks I'm completely over her, otherwise I wouldn't have stayed over.

[Anonymous No.9924706]

>>9922596
>>9922596
ye

[Anonymous No.9924718]

>>9924696
>She thinks I'm completely over her, otherwise I wouldn't have stayed over.

there's no way she's that stupid anon, she's a fucking player get out of there

[Patrick Bateman !!eZg4ZGkAk6j No.9924732]

>>9924696
Yeah, I think this isn't exactly a good thing for you to be doing. Invites too much trouble.

That being said, if you truly are 100% over her and she's 100% over you, I guess it's okay, but I'm extremely skeptical.

[Anonymous No.9924755]

Having a resting bitchface and dark lines under your eyes is pretty /fa/ imo

[Anonymous No.9924759]

>>9918287
Iktf

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9924778]

>>9924718
She knows I've been dating and she knows that I know about who she is dating as well. She truly does think I'm over her.

>>9924732
This is why it's difficult. I'm not over her at all. I thought I was but last night/this morning proved otherwise.

She's the perfect woman. 5'2, korean/european, has a HUGE following on Instagram(proof of her attractiveness), graduated from one of the top Unis in the US, comes from a family so rich that they just bought her a million dollar condo when she already had one, wants to have kids and support a family on her own, incredibly caring, etc. How do you ever get over that?

[Anonymous No.9924792]

>>9924546
>>9924553
>>9924600
Thanks for the advice guys, it helps.

To answer >>9924553 I'm setting aside $300 from my next paycheck for new clothes. Should that be enough?

[Anonymous No.9924793]

>>9924778
i bet she takes massive, smelly shits though

[Anonymous No.9924797]

>>9924778
post ig

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9924815]

>>9924793
And I would love her all the same.

>>9924797
No.

[Anonymous No.9924816]

>>9924793
this
>>9924778
you have fucked her in the past tho right?

[Anonymous No.9924825]

>>9921395
lol this is some lame shit, just grow up

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9924840]

>>9924816
Of course. We dated for a bit.

[Anonymous No.9925112]

>>9918251
Stop being a self centered loser. Of course it link to depression because I can bet that you spend most of the time hating people around you and hating yourself, while only thinking about yourself and always caring about how others think about you.

[Anonymous No.9925140]

>>9924036
god i hate only having one pair of shoes too better kill myself

[Anonymous No.9925162]

>>9924065
Thank you. Hopefully you'll manage, either by beating your flaws, cutting your ties or having peace with the current status quo. I'm rooting for you.

>>9924478
No. Does the story sound familiar?

>>9924825
That's the plan, man.
This is my faggy attempt at growing up. Other steps will follow.

[Anonymous No.9925217]

>I don't like many of my friends
>I still feel bad that they don't call me
>None of the girls I hang with are hot or funny or interesting or /fa/
>I really hit it off with the hot ones but can't seem to hang out with them even as friends
>There are only about three people I can be with alone and they are all guys
>I wanna chill with a cute girl so fucking bad
>I don't even want sex
>I just wanna connect with someone that interests me both physically and mentally

[Anonymous No.9925356]

>>9925217
This is me these days, especially not wanting sex. I don't even care anymore.

[Anonymous No.9925362]

>>9925112
You are exactly right, actually.

[Anonymous No.9925399]

>>9925217
>>9925356
feel with me brahs

[Anonymous No.9925415]

>>9920423
Do you know how weird the things you post in these threads are?
>I went through this weird phase where I would order new pyjamas from Gap Body every week
> I take off my clothes at the door when I get home and leave them in a pile by the door
>losing your apartment because you bought clothes instead of paying rent
>Whenever I feel like that, OP, I just assume I am the one to blame, lie in bed, and cry.

[Anonymous No.9925483]

>>9925217

>tfw bestfriend is just like me
>tfw I still feel like this sometimes
>tfw qt runway model mensa candidate left me 3 years ago and I'll never find someone else like her
>tfw I can literally go out, sit in a corner and be approached by the hottest girl in the club asking for a cigarette who will then eat my face and invite me home (happened last night and the week before)
>tfw still feel empty inside
>tfw still not above 6 foot tall
>tfw effay as fuck

[Anonymous No.9925484]

>>9918305
LULZ

[Anonymous No.9925504]

>>9925483
post timestamp or fake

[Anonymous No.9925750]

>>9925504
>>9925483
haha didnt think so

loser

[Anonymous No.9925869]

Wouldn't it be "unFAH"?

[Anonymous No.9926316]

>>9925869
no

[Anonymous No.9926372]

>>9925356
This, fucking this so much

[Anonymous No.9926416]

>>9926372
Feel with us, bro.

[Anonymous No.9927434]

>>9921460
Lol, I feel this feel. I often feel short in crowd settings, but in day to day life it's rarely an issue. If that's the worst thing I have to deal with in my life then I consider myself pretty blessed.

[Anonymous No.9927455]

>>9918217
>I work third shift at Wal Mart
I go to school full time as well, so it's the only plausible way for me to get my normal classes and work full time. But it's definitely the least effay thing about my lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.9927461]

>>9918334
kartell, my nigga

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.9927469]

>>9925415
Why did you do this?

[Anonymous No.9927883]

>>9924571
nah im only 19, hopefully i will be out of here with my drivers license by the time im 21 but who knows.

[Anonymous No.9928236]

>>9921460
this is me, im rich too

[Anonymous No.9928720]

>>9919374
you sound cool i hate small talk too

would be bros and smang 8/10+ hoes with

[Anonymous No.9928919]

>wear black shirt black jeans black sneakers 3-5 times a day
>cringe when come across someone else wearing same color code

[Anonymous No.9928966]

This is the most accepting and supportive I've ever seen this board

[Anonymous No.9928970]

>>9918435
I'm 1 year deep into the same thing. But it's starting to go away. Hang in there

[Anonymous No.9928973]

you guys don't wipe your ass standing up?

[Anonymous No.9928975]

>>9918460
More like Patrick Basedman

You're right. Stop whining and get your shit together guys, it won't change unless you do.

[Anonymous No.9928978]

>>9923994
>>wear same pair of boxer briefs multiple times in a week (5/7 days sometimes)
>>9923994
Is this seriously a problem? Or do people really wear clothes once before washing?
I am assuming of course you don't shit yourselves every day.

[Anonymous No.9928987]

that's pretty grotty. you're supposed to wash underwear after each day. that's common practice.

[Anonymous No.9929099]

>>9918364
Do you also wear orange jumpers and live in London?

[Anonymous No.9929100]

>>9928973
I do, only within the past year have I been trying to wipe myself 'normally' by staying on the toilet. Feels awkward as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9929314]

Yikes

[Anonymous No.9929320]

>>9928978
Socks and underwear are, usually, 1-a-day. I'll personally wear socks anywhere from three days the same or change twice in one day depending on what I've been doing. Underwear is new pair every day or other day.

>>9929100
>not washing your ass

[Anonymous No.9929322]

>>9925483
Are you me?
>Still not over ex
>Casual meaningless sex with random girls
>Hate myself the days after
>Ignore all calls
>Repeat next weekend

The day I started carrying a toothbrush with me at all times was the day I reconsidered my lifestyle.
Despite the empty feeling it's pretty fucking /fa/ though

[Anonymous No.9929335]

>ha

[Anonymous No.9929336]

>am grill
>gay as fuck
>gets drunk and fucked some guy in a bush
now that's just unfashionable

[Anonymous No.9929338]

>>9924069
that sucks bro have you seen a dermatologist about those issues?

[Anonymous No.9929380]

>>9929336
Tessa?

[Anonymous No.9929398]

>>9929322

thi
& then wanna fuck again after the self-loathing passes, rinse & repeat
still effay though

[Anonymous No.9929409]

>She's 6'3'' model tier young pale semen demon.
>Socially not very approached and awkward
>I'm 6'0'' and standing next to her makes me look like a midget.
Height is seriously holding me back, god damn

[Anonymous No.9929416]

>tfw attractive
>don't know how to approach women
Seriously, what the fuck are you supposed to talk about with them?

[Anonymous No.9929425]

>>9929416
lmao check out rsdjulien etc these guys.
might help out. did for me.

[Anonymous No.9929506]

>>9929416
Honestly, I don't even know, I'm drunk most of the time. Just keep the conversation going, have a few things to tell about yourself when the conversation dies out, most of the time they just want to talk about themselves anyways, so just give off some sounds as if you are listening, listen for real a couple of times and ask questions about the stuff they talk about.
Act interested, when you start moving closer to each other, not even really close, just a little closer, you know you can go for the kill.
Just continue putting up with her bullshit and act interested for a couple of more minutes, when you can't stand her talking any longer move in for a kiss, if she doesn't pull back, directly go for it.
Gobble away on that face, just remember, if you stop she might start talking again.
Go to her place, fuck her, leave.
Don't leave evidence or a number.

[Anonymous No.9929563]

>>9918334
Don't know if you'll see this, but stay strong. It's going to be tough, but once you're clean you'll love yourself and start appreciating every little thing.

[Anonymous No.9929597]

>Not that ugly but not that handsome
>Halitosis
>Afraid of commitment because stinky breath
>too poor for a dentist visit
>Slightly popular back in HS
>Them gurls be like "I don't care if you have foul breath, I'd like to be with you anon!"
>Reject them cause of inflated ego
>Looking back at those memories made me realized that I was a huge fucking faggot

Fuck fuck fuck

[Anonymous No.9929735]

>>9929425
Thanks fam. Maybe their tactics a bit too brutish for my country of batshit insane feminists but I get the general ideas. Really helpful.

[Anonymous No.9929862]

this girl from one of my classes and i get along great but i think i left on a bad note today and now she's been offline for 5 hours

help

[Anonymous No.9929904]

How to be effay during sex? Is it effay to make a girl come?

[Anonymous No.9929959]

>>9929904
my gf is so tight/tiny that I stick the head in, she rattles around for a minute and gets off. Then I stuff the whole thing in and manhandle her while thrusting til I nut. That's the /fa/ way.

[Anonymous No.9929968]

>>9918217
>pick nose, too lazy to get up for a paper towel, wipe on couch or under chair

i just eat it, dude

[Anonymous No.9930013]

>>9918217
>Black under eyes making it obvious I spend way too much time on vidya
This is partially cancelled out by my pretty eyes
>Perma 5 O'Clock shadow
I shave in the shower which is at the end of the day
>Bigger body frame + slightly overweight
>Cargo shorts 24/7
>5/10 shirts I own are vidya/nerd related
>Light acne issues (meds)
>Left to right stretch marks on back
I don't even know how that shit happened but it's no where else
>Wear flip flops whenever I can

[Anonymous No.9930028]

>>9920422
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.9930031]

>>9930013
You sound 100% not FA

[Anonymous No.9930047]

>>9930031
Does it drop a few % points if I'm gay?

[Anonymous No.9930070]

>>9930047
Only if you smell good

[Anonymous No.9930082]

>>9929409
>tfw want to fuck a qt amazon as well but there's rarely anyone marginally taller than me
feels both bad and good I guess

[Patrick Bateman !!eZg4ZGkAk6j No.9930098]

>>9930082
Dude, online dating. I'm sure there's some like ex-volleyball players on there uber desperate for someone interested in them.

[Anonymous No.9930129]

>>9930070
I actually do.

[Anonymous No.9930135]

I HAVE THAT ONE MOTHERFUCKING DOUBLED HEADED ZIT THAT JUST SHOWED UP ON MY CHIN OUT OF NOWHERE

IT'S FUCKING ENORMOUS AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.9930157]

>>9930098
>>9930082

Make this your profile pic and you'll get so many volleyladies.

[Anonymous No.9930208]

>>9918217
the most un/fa/ part of my life is that I live in the suburbs (on my own, in a coach house) in Canada. Young parents everywhere with baby strollers and I'm hiding in my my tiny little rented space trying to record music for a label that wanted shit and year and a half ago...

also, short. Otherwise, pretty /fa/ methinks.

[Anonymous No.9930254]

I wear basically a rotation of the same ill-fitting plaid/check shirts to work every week. I'm short and fat, with gyno I've had since puberty, and am a virgin nearing 25. Most unfay.

[Patrick Bateman !!eZg4ZGkAk6j No.9930280]

>>9930157
hahahhaah
NAME: Wilson
LOOKING FOR: help
INTERESTS: stuck on an island
JOB: plz help me
CONTACT INFORMATION: plz

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9930291]

>Girl who broke my heart invited me ovee again
>We fucked
>I'm depressed again

My /fa/-ness is depleting. I need to talk up a few girls so I can turn them down and feel superior again...

[Patrick Bateman !!eZg4ZGkAk6j No.9930298]

>>9930291
You got laid, which is better than 99.9% of the people here.

But yeah don't sex the ex or w/e

[Anonymous No.9930301]

>>9930129
Smelling of doritos doesn't count as smelling good.

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9930327]

>>9930298
I hate to sound like a princess, but sex is pointless without emotion behind it.

It's fun while you're doing it but then you feel incredibly empty after. Whoever said sleeping with a lot of people was fun must never do it.

[Anonymous No.9930331]

>>9930327
To me it's all about the chase, the flirting and the "game" before the actual sex that's the most fun part about sleeping with random girls.
Kinda agree about the sex tho, I don't feel empty or anything but I might as well jerk off if I don't care about the girl unless she's insanely hot.

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9930349]

>>9930331
I can agree with you on that. I'm pretty sure I just do it for the boost of ego tbh. I like to feel good about myself. I don't really care for sex all that much anyways. It lost its appeal pretty early on.

I just want to be married and have kids already lol.

[Anonymous No.9930436]

>major depression since I was 8.
>no real friends except for ex.
>poor art student with nearly 50k in student loans
>introverted
>unemployed
>fantasize about suicide hundreds of times a day
>big nose and overbite

[Patrick Bateman !!eZg4ZGkAk6j No.9930442]

>>9930327
>>9930349
I see your point. Can see the problem. That being said, I'm sure you'll find someone who gives a shit eventually.

[Anonymous No.9930453]

>>9930331
The "chase" becomes a routine pretty quick, women aren't that hard to understand and once you've got the hang of it you pick up random chicks left and right without much effort and just feel like a piece of shit after a while.

[Anonymous No.9930457]

>hair is thinning

[Patrick Bateman !!eZg4ZGkAk6j No.9930462]

>>9930453
>implying any of us would find it that easy
lol experience indicates grills don't get wet when I talk about my Allen Edmonds what do I do

[Anonymous No.9930464]

>>9930436
you sound like you probably have wealthy parents though.

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.9930470]

>>9930436
>no real friends except for ex
That's a lousy feeling, when you've made someone your best friend and your everything and then it doesn't work out. Try joining a club or hanging out with people with similar interests. You don't have to stop being friends with him/him but you just force yourself to widen your options

[Anonymous No.9930481]

>former fatty
>had like 2 friends, was shy af
>oily hair and skin, acne, biting my nails, disguisting
>no guys would look at me, some people would fun of me (of my looks and because i had good grades)
>started working out, imagining kicking bullies faces while kickboxing like in some kind of fucking karate kid movie, embarassing, lost a lot of weight, got an amazing ass
>fixed my hair, skin, nails, switched schools
>met some really amazing people, but i've got only 3 close friends and just one friend i could talk about anything
>still shy af
>guys finally start looking at me but never talk to me because they think i might be arrogant (because of my looks)
>if a guy talks to me, it's usually when i'm in a hurry so i don't hear them or i think that they're talking to someone else (shy and self conscious)
>still hate the way i look, i keep beating myself up every day for my shyness, drinking medicine to ease my anxiety
>never been kissed
hate my fucking life

[Anonymous No.9930593]

>>9930462
Don't talk much, just listen and act interested basically.
Talking is just waiting for the other person to finish so you can say something, they don't care what you say and you don't care what they say, so just act interested and show them you listen every now and then.
The rest is just timing

[Anonymous No.9930594]

>>9930457
Iktf ;-;

[Anonymous No.9930601]

>>9930436
Are you me?

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9930603]

>>9930462
Anyone that says that "getting girls is easy" means simply hooking up with them. Literally anyone can do that.

The challenge is really making a relationship that lasts.

[Patrick Bateman !!eZg4ZGkAk6j No.9930604]

>>9930593
Phenomenal advice, haha. I find most people dgaf what other people say anyway.

But yeah I have thoroughly established I'm ugly as fuck so I'm waiting until I can make a perfect ethnic meido hologram waifu wearing oldschool Prada and heels 24/7

[Anonymous No.9930610]

>>9930481
ay bae wat dat mouf do tho

[Anonymous No.9930613]

>>9930453
I already kinda do feel like shit for 'exploiting' them but really I don't do that kinda shit anymore because of that. Flirting is still fun but I guess I'm just a massive tease now cause I'm not taking it any further.
It's so fucking weird I enjoy it, I'm fairly introverted and I don't really even want a relationship nor does it feel like it's stroking my ego or anything.

[Anonymous No.9930637]

>>9930604
Do you think I'm not ugly as fuck?
Confidence is literally everything, and fucking random girls gives you a lot of that, at least at first. Just make sure you look clean and like you take care of yourself, while standing and walking around, pull your shoulders back, it pushes up your chest, makes you look more confident and makes it practically impossible to let your head fall down.
Keep your head up, that's important, when you enter a room, look EVERYBODY in the eyes or the face at least, chek who is there as if you own the place and want to make sure nobody is there that shouldn't be.

Also this
>>9930603

[Anonymous No.9930647]

>>9930613
Exactly what I felt everytime, I kept telling myself that they probably do the same and fuck random guys every weekend, that helped a bit, but every once in a while someone seems to get too attached and that shit feels horrible.
Guilt is probably pretty /fa/ though

[Anonymous No.9931122]

Bunp

[Anonymous No.9931128]

>>9930481
I will be your bf, move to CT.

[Anonymous No.9931166]

This is a fucking sad fest, fuck you guys. ya'll some bitch bois.

[Anonymous No.9931208]

I'm Asian. This means that no girl will ever want me..

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9931220]

>>9931166
Yes. You're right. You're a perfect human being with no woes of any sort in your life.

Congratulations!

[Anonymous No.9931234]

>>9930481
Ey bby I'll woo you with love poetry and sing you bon iver on my guitar

[Anonymous No.9931239]

>>9931166
Get the fuck out, normie cuck.

[Anonymous No.9931250]

>>9919374
>I prefer to have conversations about new ideas/ideals than pointless small talk.

r u me?

[Anonymous No.9931266]

>>9930436
>fantasize about suicide hundreds of times a day
loled irl

[Anonymous No.9931672]

>>9930280
LOL nice one
cheers

[Anonymous No.9932304]

>>9927883
Late response, but this is me, but I'm turning 20 this year, I go to a good uni, and I've never had a job in my life...

[Anonymous No.9932322]

>>9920427
Dude same here. I'm having a life crisis right now. Everything I know is wrong.

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.9932325]

>>9930291
Cont.

>Made plans to hang out with girl again.
>Halfway to her house I turn back and go home.
>I've been staring at my phone for the last 3 hours now.
>Too depressed to get myself to the gym now.

Suicide is /fa/, right?

[Anonymous No.9932329]

>>9925483
>I'll never find someone else like her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afuqiEaysIA

[Anonymous No.9932343]

my dick is too big to wear skinny jeans
people have commented on it

[Anonymous No.9932346]

>>9932322
Whaaaaa- are we not supposed to stand up? I mean I bend but how do you sit and wipe?

[Anonymous No.9932362]

>pick nose
>sometimes, dont wash hands
>sometimes dont shower for a few days, usually to dick around at my house doing fuck all
>not particularly great at anything
>used to lie alot when I was young, can't be friends with those people because of that
>sitting posture is kinda bad, getting better
>some of my clothes are faded or don't fit.


Really, treating my ADD, and anxiety, with therapy and medication helped a ton. I'm finally doing all the things I should be doing.

all thats left is:
>get better at my major
>go to the gym regularly
>sleep right
>git a job
>be more social

I've fix alot of dumb shit I used to do. I mostly eat better, but days like tonight, i'm tired as shit, so I'll split a pizza with my brother.

oh yeah and I live with my parents, but we're upper middle class, so its not too bad. closer to graduating, i'll get my own place. 2 years to go.

and sometimes i don't brush my teeth fuck

[Captain !!/O0DDXmxGlW No.9932367]

>>9932329
Wisdom.

[Anonymous No.9932387]

>>9918253
>TFW we share so much in common
>TFW she's a real cutie
>TFW we get along really well
but
>TFW I have just come out of a long term relationship and I was looking for a quick fix
>TFW I may have fucked her best friend
>Her best friend has now attached herself to me, I can't get rid of her
>Her best friend is pretty hot, but mentally unstable and a tumblrphile
>I can't make any advances on the cutie I like because of her best friend
and
>I don't even know if she feels the same way about me, even without her batshit crazy best friend.

[Anonymous No.9932482]

>graduate college
>going to grad school on gubment money
>realization that I'm an English major going into an MFA program slowly sets in, IE I'm going to be fucking destitute my whole life
>poor and out of shape
>own more pairs of jeans than shirts
>only one remotely presentable pair of shoes
>trying to salvage my sense of style and body slowly, mooching off my dad's gym membership for the summer
>girl I want to date just wants to be fuckbuddies

help

[Anonymous No.9932503]

>>9924577
>flat face
>free agent
>practically in everything

[Anonymous No.9932525]

>almost overweight on my BMI
>when i sit down my stomach has a roll
>i think i might have gyno?
>hardly ever wash clothes (socks and underwear excluded

other than that im good

[Anonymous No.9932597]

>>9932482
How many fucking pairs of jeans do you own jeez

[Anonymous No.9932942]

>tfw realizing my best friend has no loyalty to any of his other friends (bad mouths them, clearly gets jealous when they're doing well, puts himself on a moral pedestal and criticizes their actions with women because he's jelly they're getting laid and he isn't etc.)
>tfw slowly losing trust in him
>tfw the worst part is that I'm slowly realizing he's boring and has no interest in doing anything outside of playing Video Games

[Anonymous No.9934043]

Kill me

[Anonymous No.9934071]

>>9932525
You are literally me.

[Anonymous No.9934326]

lotsa little manlets in here.

not sure if i'd rather be a thin manlet or the fat beast I currently am tbh

>fat. 230 lbs 6'2 but i'm pretty broad
>balding
>undereye bags
>incapable of true love. current gf is amazing and beautiful yet fsr i fantasize (and occasionally act) about fucking various 6/10s and 5/10s
>mild cocaine addiction
>need xanax because the coke gives me anxiety
>hate my job but can't leave because i'll never find something that pays this well without a degree

i'd rather be fat and tall i think.

[Anonymous No.9934366]

>5'5
>slightly overweight
>overbite
>hair is growing in lopsided for some reason, not noticeable unless my hair is long but the fact that this has suddenly started to happen is upsetting to me
>teeth stains
>no bad acne but weird scarring around tip of nose that never goes away
>deep voice but cracks/mumbles a lot and i've never tried to improve my speech
>ass is enormous
>like slave-tier ass seriously looks like i have 10 pounds added to my figure at any time because my shirts all drape around my ass
>only people that have ever complimented my looks are old women
>dick is average length but thin and curves slightly to the left
>one eyebrow is slightly higher than the other
>anxiety issues
>motivation issues
>worry about the past too much
>worry about the future too much
>procrastinate too much (aka RIGHT NOW)
haha whoops

[Anonymous No.9934381]

>>9918217
>>resting bitchface

But this is effay af.

>>9918475

This too.

[Anonymous No.9934501]

>>9927469
he wants your attention

like me

[Anonymous No.9934600]

>>9918217
>wear same pair of boxer briefs multiple times in a week (5/7 days sometimes)
>wipe dirty hands on jawns
>don't shower for multiple days at a time

I do all these, yet I'm still approachable and random grills give me compliments. Still too much of a beta to do anything tho

[Anonymous No.9934617]

>>9922668
i bet your mummy still washes it for you faggot

[Anonymous No.9934628]

>I have a basic understanding of fashion and give people advice over the internet at times, but I don't have enough money or willpower to apply said understanding of fashion to myself
>tldr i dress like shit, yet give advice to others